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It's surprising how similar all the things you can pick are, going back to the Wii, since I made them on the Switch, and I didn't realize we needed a profile view until now. And that nose is truly disturbing, but we're going to jump in and play some sports. We're over the drop zone. They're not even trying to drop more of an island, they're just trying to kill them. They're like, dude, we can't let you reproduce, okay? Especially after we've seen you in the Sims series, we just can't let it happen, so we're going to kill you, straight into the volcano, if you don't mind. And Turk is still there, just like, I'm just happy to take part. Good thing he is not good with instructions, and we are definitely going to miss that volcano. Look at him, look at the screen, Turk. There you go. Everyone's coming to hold Turk. I don't know what's happening. I'm just hearing spanking noises. They're all grabbing onto him, and Turk is like, let go of me. I'm not used to human contact. Are they all copying me? Just go back in knots. This is so funny to me, for some reason. It's synchronized, Turking. Communications with Turk's Wii remote have been interrupted. God damn it, are my batteries running out? All right, sword play, I think should be number one. Turk has zero anger, but still, he's ready to hit some people with a sword. You're going feckin' down, Ryan. All your training will be useless, because you'll be used to aiming for like the nose or the chin, but everything's in the wrong place on Turk, so it won't help you. God, my batteries are gone again, for feck's sake. Damn it, Turk, this is your fault. He's just like, I'm sorry. Alright, don't need this anymore. Okay, perfect. Alright, here we go. New batteries, new sword, and I'm ready to fight. Wait, if I just hold it straight like this, he's holding it backwards. Turk, come on. Oh really, you're going to make me fight like this? Maybe Turk wasn't the best choice. Okay, let's try this. Okay, this is definitely dangerous, but it's very effective, so I'm willing to do it. Look at him. He's like a feckin' Jedi. Hello there. How are you supposed to beat this? He has no fear. He doesn't care if he dies. Look at that replay. Okay, honestly, Ryan, I'm beginning to think this is pointless for you. I don't think this is going to be a very fun game for you. Jesus Christ, look at him. He's holding the sword so backwards and everything. Turk's the kind of guy who wears water wings just to eat soup. Alright, more canoeing. He's facing towards me, and then we simply just roll. Okay, great, that's easy. Turk doesn't really understand, though. I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing, but this is way too peaceful for Turk's liking. He likes chaos. Oh my God, look at him there. Just chilling out. That is really unsettling. Alright, let's play some good old Frisbee dog. I really feel like this is more like the dog is taking Turk for a walk than Turk taking the dog for a walk, though. Alright, give me that Frisbee effector. Let's feckin' throw it. You ready? You ready? There you go. Fantastic. Straight into the sea. Why are all these people watching this monster play with his dog? There, he got it. Okay, everyone's not clapping. They're not hitting their hands together. I don't know what that is. That must be the clap of their ass cheek as they jump up and down. Nice catch. I feel like they're celebrating the dog more than me, and I don't like it, to be honest. I want this to be about Turk. Let's leave. What can be about Turk? Air sports, you say? No, let's go basketball. Air sports is scary. Look at him. He's ready. He's ready to be drafted into the army, not the NBA. He just wants to make a difference. Let's swing it over my head. There you go. Ah, nice. The closest one yet. I mean, it was his first shot, so technically the truth. He's like, sprints to the next one after missing every shot. He's like, come on, come on. I gotta get that personal best of one in the basket. Have I got one in? This is depressing. The whole crowd is out here. I just hit myself with the ball. Jesus Christ. Yes, he got one. Nice. Just put your hands in the air. Celebrate. There we go. A solid one. Nice. That's not bad, considering the last one was sticky. He couldn't get it out of his hands. Is that his skill level just flatlining? All right, basketball was great. How are we going to match that one? I think table tennis. I think table tennis would be good. All right, Cole, you ready for the strategy I have up my sleeve? Huh? Are you ready? How are you? No, this seems dangerous. Okay, yeah, this is not going to work. I don't replay that. Don't shame him. Oh my God. Oh, he's getting frustrated for the first time in his life. Look at him in his little Hawaiian shirt and everything. He's so handsome. Get ready. Here it comes. God damn it, Turg. Look at that. That is skill right there. That woman looks shocked. It's like, oh my God, Turg actually won something. The ball looks like an eyeball. I can't concentrate. It's watching me. Turg is not good with eye contact. He can't do this. This is shit. This doesn't count. Look at those feeble little swings. That swings. If he used to have that energy to actually walk towards it, he would have got it. All right, fine. Let's do air sports. Turg is willing to risk it all in a dog fight. What the hell? It turns out he did get drafted. Oh, this is not a one player game. All right, final play against myself. Oh, for fuck's sake. You need two controllers? This game is shit. Golf it is then. Fine. I don't need a tutorial. I'll be fine. Turg, good. Okay, close enough, Turg. All right, this time we'll hit the ball. That was a practice. That was a practice. That was a practice. Okay, that was a practice. All right, this. Hold on. Hold on. We got this somehow. Okay, that was a practice. Yes, we did it. Oh, I wish we didn't. Oh God, Turg too strong for this. Oh, I see he was aiming for the big hole in the bunker. No, Turg, little hole. Aim for a small one. Oh, for fuck's sake, he's too strong for his own good. This is what all that sword fighting gets you. Turg, please. Small hole, not big hole. No sand. Oh. You can hear how relieved the crowd was for a second. They were like, oh, it's going to end. No. Okay. Come on. Just... Okay. All right, you know what, Turg, you... Yeah, this is the life. How are you supposed to back and beat this, honestly? I like the zen-like noise it makes after the round when I'm just sitting here like this. Yes, I met one with myself. Yeah, I don't think Turg has even been hit in combat. He like waves to them with the sword at the end. They look up and you just see Turg waving down at you. God, Megan is a bit of a Turg in herself. She's just happy to be here. She's getting smacked in the face and she's still smiling away. You win. I'm not surprised, Mother Feckers. It's giving me warnings like if your sword's position feels off. I don't even know what the default position is. I'm just spinning here. Like, look at this. You've got to be terrified. Even before the fight starts, he's just flinging all over the place. The guy never gasses out. Yeah, this one has the right idea. Just put your sword in the air and just feck and surrender. Jesus, the replays are brutal. It's just got its own orbit. It's orbiting around Turg because Turg is our world. Yeah, this person's just given up. Look, I came here with the understanding I'm just getting a participation trophy and I don't see any point in putting up a fight. Oh, God, look at this one. She's in full makeup and everything. Turg would be like, you probably shouldn't wear full makeup. You know, there's a lot of water involved in this game. And she's like, but you're wearing lipstick to which Turg would respond, yes, but I won't be going in the water except, you know, his nose would be up there. I'm just waiting for this wrist strap to break and just smack me in the face. And if that happens, the video is over. Just a warning. So if you see this video ends abruptly in about 20 seconds, you may as well click off now. You know what's going to happen. I honestly don't even know what that face mask is supposed to protect. Like even for a normal person's anatomy, it just doesn't make any sense. All right, I think we've proven our point. I've beaten like five people in a row in that game and they're just not even a challenge. He's too good. Why not take a break? Because I do this for a living. Shut up. Let me play. All right. Can I aim this at myself? Oh my God, he's way too good. We need to go way, way back. Turg is way too good at this. Okay. It's still decent. All right. It's still a kill shot. That would take someone down. Just off into space. That's going to hit a random passerby. I'm done with archery. This isn't even fun. There's no violence or anything unless that did hit a passerby. In which case I love archery. The whole crowd is disgusted. They're like, we can't wait to see that. All right. There we go. Nice slow roll, but it's precise. Precision beats power. Okay. Maybe not. Maybe you need a healthy mix of both actually, but I think precision is about to get us a spare. Nope. Spare me your sympathies. Yeah. This one's actually got some speed to it. This is good. All right. You know what? I don't like bowling. Wait. Oh Jesus Christ. I'm sorry folks. Okay. The same strategy does not work. In fact, it just looks inappropriate to be honest. I'm sorry. Okay. Did that work? Oh my God. He got some power on it though. You may be shitted this Turg, but at least no one will be brave enough to say it. I think he'd like even a cycling. That sounds fun. It brings him back to his racing days back in Mario Kart where he'd continuously fall off the map. To be young and falling off the map again. Oh, don't look right at the camera. That was scary. Okay. Let's go racers. I hope I get some blue shells again. Oh my God. He's pulling wheelies and everything. That was the problem. He doesn't like carrots. He likes bikes. Even though he's getting knocked out, he's 10 seconds into the race. He's like, I'm exhausted. Who is this guy who's telling me not to overdo it? Only Turg knows what he's capable of because only he knows his species. Okay. How is that wind moving Turg? Turg is buff. A gentle breeze can't knock him over. Okay. This is ridiculous. Like he keeps losing stamina. When he has the sword, he has an infinite gas tank. Oh my God. He's sliding off the track and everything. Yeah. This feels familiar. Yeah. Straight off the map. That'll do it. Just like the good old days. Okay. That's the end of that chapter. It's like the famous prophet Conor McGregor once said, We're not here to take over. We're here to take part. All right, Ashley, I'm sorry, but that was pathetic. So that's what it feels like when other people are playing with Turg. You just feel a little bad for them and just go, Oh, that's kind of sad. I'm pretty sure people doing this led to a lot of TVs breaking and when the Wii first came out and there were all those stories and people were reading them and they were like, What did they expect? Fucking idiot. And yet here I am. Kevin, Kevin, watch the light dude. I've had the warning so I don't really have any excuse other than victory has never felt so good and so easy. And that's how I like my victory. It's not challenging at all. Just fed to me on a spoon. Jesus Christ. Okay. That was close. And I lost my first ever round because of it. I had a grip funny. Okay. Oh, don't show me the replay. That is tragic. I'm pretty sure he hit that like metal girder on his way down by the way as well. Get out of the water totally normal like he'll be disfigured but it'll reset him to a normal human being as nose will be in the right place. Come on, Turk. Fucking kill him. Kill him. Show him it was a fluke. There you go. Cole is dead. Yeah, I think with that replay I've proven my point. I'm athletic and so is Turk. I've never seen so many you wins before in my life. Kind of getting used to it. But I'm sure tomorrow it'll go back to L's. But we will leave it at that. I hope you enjoyed the video. I hope you're staying safe, folks. It is strange times we're living in after all. But yeah, hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as always. If you have any suggestions of games you want to see me or Turk play, do let me know. And yeah, hope to see you next time. Bye for now.