 Okay, ready? Karan Johar, this is a plot line of a movie. Plot line of a movie! A film, no, that's too easy. A tyrant calls war on a kingdom because he's obsessed with the queen. Pardon my bother, damn. A boy from Mumbai pursues his dreams of becoming a singer. Golly boy, damn. A film based on the real life events of a father who trains his daughters in wrestling. I don't know, could it be? My name is Kahn. Hey, welcome back to our stupid directions of Corbin. I'm a trivia genius. Yes, those are, those are. Those were so, so hard. Of, uh, that's what she said. Of 10 crore question right there. That was really difficult stuff right there. How much is 10 crores? It's a lot, it's more than nine. Wow. Did I introduce us while I'm Corbin? Yeah, you did. He's a trivia quiz guy. You can follow us on Instagram. You can't follow me on Twitter. I love that place. You can follow me and the official Twitter account. He'll stay there with all the white supremacists. Well, they're everywhere, unfortunately, so. Not in my Patreon. You don't know that. I do, I'll kick them out. You don't know? The minute they rear their ugly, nasty, racist head, I will chop it off with a blunt, dull butter knife. Oh, wow. Yeah, speaking of that. Is a blunt, dull, like a. Redundant? Yeah, but so is life. On Thanksgiving, we wanted to watch a Thanksgiving horror movie. So if there is one, there's a few. I know, I think a friend of mine told me, what is it called? Well, we watched one called Pilgrim, which is about a mom who invites these reenactors to come over to do like a legit Plymouth Rock Thanksgiving. It's stupid and wonderful. Oh, wow. Jesus. Really dumb. Nice. Today we got a vlog. So this is a Tommy Bot vlog, but this is actually really interesting when it just came out. It's the coffee Quran hamper unboxing. Somehow he got a hamper. A real one? A real hamper from this current season. I don't know, maybe he'll explain. Oh, he's a well-connected man. I know. But yeah, so like. We need proof. I'm skeptical. Well, I've skimmed the video and it is the actual hamper from the episode. If it doesn't have cocaine in there, it is not the real deal. True. Obviously, Tommy Bot is a big vlog, obviously a big YouTube, big celebrity really in India. And so this is a normal vlog, but I'm gonna skip the first four minutes, 16 seconds, because not all of it's in English and it doesn't have subs automatically. And apparently I think most of what I'm told, once they start unboxing, most of all of it's in English. Okay. So we'll be able to understand that more. Oh, so that's reminded me. I gotta go check the post office box. Good grief. It's probably overflowing. Long time. With nothing. With nothing. I hope you're hungry. Yep. For nothing. I don't know, maybe there's something in there. No, no one sends us anything in there. Oh man. Anyways, let us get into this. What do you think? Does he disclose who gave him the hamper? I don't know, I'm hoping so. I hope so. I think it's gonna be a lot of swag. A lot of coffee with Caron swag. I think it's actual like. Coffee cups, pillows, teddy bears. Teddy bears? Coffee beans. Let's check it out. All right. Who is it? It's me. It's me. Why you have come? I don't know. Come on. Hamper time. Oh yeah. Hamper time. It's gonna be hamper time. It's gonna be hamper time. It's the hamper parties. Two of us have got hampers. Go, go your hampers. Here we go. Why thank you. They're more hampers. They're more hampers. It's not about the size, it's about how you use it. Okay? Why use my words about me? What are you doing? This is the most well packaged gift I've ever seen. And now, go screw it all up. Oh, fuck me. I thought it's true. It's awful. What is the most expensive gift you've ever seen? Who is the most expensive gift you've ever seen? In this Diwali, I mean, how many PS5s do you have? What is the most expensive gift you've ever seen? PS5s. PS5, yeah. I think we're PS5s. Well, I guess I'm sorry about that. All right, come, let's begin. What did you say, Tangman? This is the first one. Yes. Jhani, my character... It's gonna be a bath soap. Is it? A bath soap. Bath soap bomb. Jhani, good quality cello table. It's a soap bomb for the bathtub. It'll go towards you. Yes, let's go. Cuff links! Oh! You think I'll never wear it? No, no, no. Cuff links. Oh, these are cuff links. Oh, cool. Fuck, I love to wear it. Oh, you can just take your shorts where you should. You'll have to give them away. Where are my earrings? And you know what a cuff link is. I know that guy. He's just asking. He's just asking. All right. These would also look baller earrings on you. Like, I feel like you would have like a Shikhar Dhawan vibe. Yeah, it would single-leal that much. Cuff links will not fit in your ears. You don't know, Rick! All right, I've worn cuff links. Those won't fit in your ears unless you wear gauges. Good, you wear fat cuff links. Thank you very much. It's more of the next one. Pre-show. I'm opening it wrong. What do you want to open next? Every gift we unbox, the more undeserving we see. Get a story, short, I never cheated on you. I was talking about a piece here. You can't guarantee you'll have three books about cinema. Sorry, guys. Sorry, man. Ah, this is a coffee cup. There you go. Some swag. I was going to say that. I would like one of those, though. Absolutely. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry, man. This is a coffee cup. There you go. Some swag. I was going to say that. I would like one of those though. Next. All right, show me something big. All right, we're now opening the big world cup. Oh, big box bag. It's going to be Big Beast Tasty Nuts. No! Oh, it's a little amp. I think it's a Blu-ray player, a Bluetooth speaker. Flash out the price of this gift. A Bluetooth speaker that looks like an amp. Wireless home Bluetooth speaker, massive speakers. This is a good speaker. This is a good speaker. All right, next. Do you think he wraps all these? Oh! No. A blender! Oh! What is it? I think it's a little espresso maker. For the car? Oh, that's sick. For the car? Love that. That's amazing. I've not used this, but can definitely say not better than my machine, which is called the Shankar 416. This is an Audi original Zube hole. All right, lovely gift. Big fan. I'm actually quite interested in that. It does have a plug to go in the cigarette lighter, which not a lot of cars still have those. What is this? That's an espresso shot. This is so cool that I have to buy a new car. I'm going to have to look that up, because that's actually pretty cool. You probably have to own an Audi to use it. Probably, yeah. Audi don't have a cigarette lighter. There's no way an Audi has a cigarette lighter. No. One talk show, 100% fire. Postman time lapse card. Cologne. Coffee, we will move on. There's like a big thing also under this. What did they? Oh, Vajran. All right, next gift. There's also like Varun Dhawan and Chumchum. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. A similar smile. Yes. Heart Star for infidelity. Yeah, Karan Ji. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. My foot picks up. Excited to play the same song from Varun's. This is crazy. Well, you can see the video also. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, the screen. This is like a show. Oh, that's it. Yeah, it's got a screen. So it's got a video on it. Oh, really? Yeah. It reminds me of a gift that my mom gave me that was so sweet, but so outdated. I'll tell you in a minute. It moves around to wherever you are. Yeah. Yeah, this is gorgeous. What I've ever thought of buying this for myself. So far, on a scale of 1 to 10, 15 points to whoever has made this copy. Then there was a box. Best in shout out to Bombay Sweet Shop. I've eaten from the other one. Oh. Sexy foods. Bugs are too good. All right, the next box says Khoya. I got it. Oh, Mukwas, bro. And it's lush, handmade, fresh Mukwas. Because nothing makes you want to eat soft more than chocolate. Exactly. Putting a house in Mukwas. I'm sorry, what? So far, on a scale of 1 to 10, 24 points have been achieved by whoever curated this coffee hamper. This bottomless hamper, that's amazing. It just keeps going. Wow, this is the biggest box. That's candy. That's a box of candy. Span. Chaya, loosely tea. Oh, tea. Oh, nice. Wow. Yummy. This is Kashmiri Kawa Chai. Oh, wow. This is ginger mint. This is lemon ginger. This is chamomile mint. Of course, citrus. And this is sweet Himalayan detox. Hey, coffee aficionado. We at Vada want to take a moment to appreciate you for everything you are. Thank you. Vada. Next gift. It says handmade club. What's a fudge bar? Baker Street by Ali. Handmade fudge? I'll make you some fudge. How's it? No, thanks. Now, for these two gorgeous boxes. Oh, it's a teapot. This is a sick teapot. This is a sick teapot. That's Harry's book. Probably the most expensive gift there is. Oh, oh, oh. What's wrong? What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? Oh, oh, oh. I'm the one that's crazy about you. You're a pretty basket bollywood mafia. Always. I don't think this would be the mafia. But you can't make it easy. Well, Harry, you're patronus. You're patronus is showing. I'm visiting an iconic photo attraction. The Shumonga. A far smaller place for Sri Lanka. Cool that you approached this via my door. I like that. I like that you came to Sri Lanka from the West Indies. No woman, no crash. You're about to see on the next vlog bye. Oh, cool. Oh, yeah. And so a whole bunch of tech stuff. Tech stuff. Teas, nice, expensive. You don't think he wraps it all? No. No? No, I sincerely doubt that. I don't think he wraps it. But I feel like Kieran Johoda would be a really good rapper. Some people. Oh, he absolutely would be. My wife. My wife is very. I'm terrible. I'm meticulous. I'm horrifically bad. With rapping. But mine are always either way too much paper or not enough. And then I like it. It doesn't cover the whole thing. So then I just do a strip and tape that in and then I'm a really bad gift rapper. That's why I get gift bags a lot. We're talking about rapping. Oh, no. Well, that too. Kieran Johar would, he'd kill it at rap. He's a good, you've heard our celebration songs. He can rap. I am a good rapper. So my mom gave me a gift a few years ago. Do you remember before we had GPS and cell phones, you could buy mapping devices that were GPS things. GPS is for the car. Right. So one Christmas my mom had given that to me, but this was like the technology was already going away. And by the following year was gone. And she was like so happy she had bought me this like state of the art thing to help me ubering and to help me. Bless her. Still way better than my dad with technology. Hey, I can't even, he's not, he can't watch this because he doesn't know how to click the links anymore and I can't even, he doesn't even know how to use his cell phone anymore. It's really bad. The only thing those are actually good for now. Stalking. No, if you're in a place that doesn't have reception, they'll still work. So obviously you've flexed or you've drove uber and sometimes in certain areas, especially Oh yeah, you can lose your signal. That's true. If it's not already going, you're not going to have service anymore. Do you think all of the hampers are the same? I think that season, everything is the same. Yeah. It makes sense because you're only going to be on once that season so why not? I'm sure they have however many episodes they have. They just pre-make those hampers. And it would not surprise me if every single one of those things are given to Coffee with Karan to be put in there so that name recognition, you have all of these stars seeing your product. It's a nice basket. Nice hamper. It's not uncommon to just give celebrities free stuff even though they don't need it. They do it at the Oscars big time. Geez. It's absurd. My wife used to work at a spa called Berk Williams, a really high-end spa here in Los Angeles. That's where all the celebrities go. Yeah, like before the awards shows, they're coming in there to get done up. They were often part of the swag bags that people were given in a ridiculous product or a certain amount of money for a free whatever. I don't know. But there's thousands upon thousands of dollars for each bag. Celebrities don't need that. They're not the ones that need that. Exactly. They don't need this free stuff. Why are you giving celebrities free stuff? Give it to someone else. Exactly. They can all afford it. But a lot of celebrities do give their swag away. Unless it's, of course, like somebody that should just come on the scene then, but even still. No, like when the cast of Coda were there, everybody but Marley Matlin was very grateful for all that swag. But Coda doesn't need swag. What? He just needs an under 25-year-old woman. Yep. And then, but not over 25. No, no, no. No, no, no. That's gross. Have you ever seen women over 25? Disgusting. Ooh, saggy. I could never do it. Me too. If you don't get that joke, you weird. Yeah. Anyways, that was funny. If there is other vlogs that we can react to, I would like to also know how much everything total. Yeah, what the total cost on that would be. Obviously, an idiot is going to be different than what the price would be here in America. But it'd be interesting to know that as well. So if anybody knows that, if you've calculated it based off this video, please let me know. And any other videos of his that we can react to down below.