 Do not view the following file if you do not have clearance. SCP-3008, a dimensional anomaly leading to an infinite pocket dimension resembling an IKEA store, has undergone an anomalous event. This event has led to every IKEA honor leading to the pocket dimension. The staff of the anomalous space have been abducting civilians. All civilians must avoid all humanoids wearing IKEA uniforms. All civilians must avoid buying an IKEA product for the foreseeable future. Failure to obey may lead to interdimensional abduction or death. Please be aware that most anomalous staff possess a physical alteration branding them enhanced strength and speed. As a civilian, you must stay calm as the SCP Foundation works to combat these entities. The SCP Foundation will conduct you when the humanoid entities have been terminated. Further notification will be provided if the threat posed by interdimensional IKEA related anomalies is dealt with. Thank you for cooperating. Secure. Contain. Protect.