 Royal Stag... sorry two of you! Royal Stag! AHAHAHAHA I've been humped too many times... You're a stupid interaction. Do you need some Corbett? I am ready. Ring it! Asshole! So, uh, we are doing a whiskey tasting. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Whiskey, probably, let's see the Scotcher whiskey, but my favorite, liqueurs. Um, Scotch, yeah, uh, well, there's some amazing whiskeys out there, though. But all these are, if a rabbit's drinking Scotch, is it hot Scotch? Yeah. Uh, but yeah, we got all, we got, I think, six different whiskeys all made in India that I don't think we've had any. We've got Black Dog, we've got a hundred Pipers, we've got Teachers. Hi, that's me. Signature, rare-aged whiskey. Blender's Pride, I've heard of Blender's Pride. And then, Royal Stag, which is, for hump me again like that. Yeah, it's different than what we usually do. Anyways, so we're gonna try these all and rank them. I like alcohol because alcohol is good. Here we go. No, I think, yeah, starting with Royal Stag. Hey, it's a musical whisky. Hey, it's a, how do I open this thing with my tea tea, just like everything I do with the tea? Oh, no, there we go. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Like commercials. It's a smell. Oh, yeah, it doesn't. There's the smell. It doesn't even have a whisky smell. It doesn't even have a smell. Well, that means you can drink more. Slot chow. Yeah, it doesn't have much of a smell. It doesn't have much of a smell. This is probably the one. You're the Irishman. Yeah, there's hardly anything there. That is a, it almost tastes watered down a little bit. Is this a cheap one? Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. But from what I'm told, it's a very college-popular, yeah, at least it spends a month. You get the most drunk in the least amount of time. And if it works like the smell out of the bottle, you can drink it and not have alcohol in your breath, which is important for all of you kids who drink it home. You're going to get the most drunk in the least amount of time, and you're going to spend the least amount of money and not smell like a drunk. So this is actually probably the best one. That might, in taking into consideration all factors. We're going to put it at number one. Right, for now, it's in the lead. What is this? Blender's Pride? I'm going to pour it this time so you don't know. One million years later. Is it possible? No one can open it. Big B could open it with his teeth. Big B could open it with his teeth. Wow. Yes, look at this. I believe in your teeth, Big B. You heard that right. We might have been drinking too much. Who knows? I'm glad that a whiskey bottle could be opened by Big B's teeth. There's nothing that man can't do. That's probably true. Rule number one, Big B teeth strong. This one has a smell, so this one you can't get away with in class. Ready? I think you're delirious. I'm delirious. You're the one on three hours of sleep in the past 10 days. I don't mind that. That one's more fun. That has an interesting, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Also, is that his other teeth? See, Michael, very slow. What do you think of that whiskey? It's actually, I like it. Yeah, I do. It's right. It should be, it's sorry. Sorry in a second now. Sorry, buddy. But you're in a second. So that's something to be proud of. It's a better tasting whiskey. That's the silver medal for you there, Bucco. And this is called? Signature. Signature. And it looks like it's signed. It does. It's signed. Rare aged whiskey. So what happened to something that's... It's undercooked. Rare. Rare. Same frickin' clickin' goin' on. Corbin. Oh, look. Yeah. Oh, it's got a tag. Oh, this one does have a smell, Rick. Just like you, Corbin. Would you like a new cup? Do you like having a live audience more? Or do you like... Yeah, so you're kidding me? I'm a theater actor. What? You are? You literally never mention that. You never mention Bigby's teeth. Ah, that's a good smell. That is a good smell. Oh, yeah. Tastes like Bigby's teeth. Wait, Bigby's what? Bigby's what? I like that one better. Like Bigby's what? I said teeth. Oh, did you? Yeah. Who brought up his teeth first? It was you. You've got a teeth fetish. You've apparently tasted his teeth. So that's even weirder. Who hasn't? I mean, let's be honest. So where would you put this one? Above vendors or below vendors? We're goin' in the right order. They've done right by puttin' them in. This one's got a nice little spicy kick at the end that just hangs around. Sorry. I'm diggin' that. I'm diggin' that. You're now in third place. Oh, yeah. This compared to this. Yeah. That's a bender. This is just gonna be called Bigby's teeth review. Let me tell you, it's an A-plus review. Nutcracker! Careful, boys. Fun fact, it was originally called Tasty Nuts. Tasty Nuts. Even much better. That's much better. Hey, you wanna try some of my Tasty Nuts? Dad? Where are your Tasty Nuts? Mom, can we get more Tasty Nuts at the store? Mom, I can't find my Tasty Nuts. That's what you said. Hey, hey. Stop playin' with my Tasty Nuts. How you like that Tasty Nuts? Is that the best Nug you've had in your mouth? Oh, so good. I didn't act cool. It's spicy, kids. This is the part of the show where we watch a lot of Tasty Nuts. Back to the review. Here, try this. This is teachers. And yes, if we didn't make you spit out your morning chai, then you don't even have Tasty Nuts. Here's to the teachers. Here's to the teachers and Bigby's teeth. It's actually pretty generic. I like that one better. I actually like both of these better. I agree. Teachers, you're in third. But first in our hearts, teachers. Teachers, get with the pressure. In our hearts, teachers. Teachers, get with the program. Well, royal stack. Poor royal stack. The only thing good about that was, you're cheap. I'm not saying it. A hundred pipers. We're learning how to do that. Don't mind us. It's Bigby's PR people. Whoa, I can't hear out of my right ear now. This one has almost a... This one has almost a... Where'd you go there, pal? You need to focus. This one has almost a rubbing alcohol smell a little bit. Which is not a good sign. That's smooth. That's very smooth. But it doesn't have an interesting flavor like these two had. Totally agree with you. These two, it's much better than this. It's a smooth... I love the taste of that one on ice. See what happens to it. Yeah. But I agree. It falls behind those two. I would say it would go behind... It's the smoothest benders. But I like the kick and the flavors in the pizza. These are more unique. Yep. But it's better than this one in... Royal Stag. Poor Royal Stag. You were one at one point. Great for college. But after that, not so much. Now, the last one. Black Dog. So this is probably the most expensive one. But this is actually basically not really Indian. It's not really Indian. It's basically imported from Scotland and then bottled in India. But it's popular in India. So it might be a scotch. It's a scotch. We were lied to. These are not all made in India. But I just want you to know, it's not my fault. Blame somebody else. I would drink any whiskey. I'm not prejudiced that way. I'm just saying don't yell at me, yell at Ropin. I pour too much from the Irishman. If you only knew how much alcohol we had today. I've had too much of Big B's teeth. That's what I'll do. Well, who hasn't? Okay. You've already drank it. Okay, here we go. That's interesting. I like that. Yeah, that's good. I like that. That one's fun. Oh. It does a lot more as it's... That's a scotch. Put it at the top of the list, my friend. It's a scotch. You'd say it would be above signatures. Because it's a scotch. Scotch is above whiskey. Is it a scotch? Yeah. Technically, taste it. You can't put a scotch in with whiskey. It's a completely different thing. I know. My word. They did. Who made this video? I like it. Not me. Hashtag blame Rohan. I like it. That's gonna trend. You don't like this movie review? Blame it on Rohan. You don't like our channel? Blame it on Rohan. The reviews are always your fault. You don't like my kids? Blame it on Rohan. You don't like who got elected president? Blame it on Rohan. You don't like my tasty nuts? Blame it on Rohan. But Big B's teeth? We're not touching that. I touched it. I squeezed it. Wow. What was that like? I don't know. It was mushy. Alcohol does weird stuff. But, okay, so we're going to put black dog at number one. It was mushy. You just ruined Big B for me, man. You can't ruin Big B then, man. Every time I see him. You're gonna think it was mushy. His teeth is mushy. We've got too much alcohol. Way too much. Little stag. Sorry to all of you. Little stag. I've been humped too many times.