 Are you in legal trouble? Are you somebody else's clone? I will fight for you in a court of law. Your original won't let you have custody of the kids. We'll just clone the kids. Original won't let you clone them. I'll convince the judge that you are the original. Lose the case? We'll just clone you. And that clone will go to prison. I understand you because I myself am a clone of another lawyer and I'm being forced to carry on his legal career while he vacations in Eagle River, Wisconsin. I couldn't save myself, but I could save you. I have a clone of myself too so you get two lawyers for the price of one. And I got a clone of myself too. You three lawyers for the price of one. His clone's all the way down. Well, hey, I'm looking for a- Wrong building. You got my murder charts thrown up by just cloning the guy I did it to. Alibis. Your honor, that must have been another clone. My client was in Eagle River, Wisconsin the whole time. Trials. We've got about a 20% chance of one of us being on the jury. Sentencing. We get you three years down to one day by cloning you a thousand times. Objection, objection. Don't wait. Couple offers of Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson and Johnson.