 Guys, S-Fans tailgate tour. Welcome. This is the first episode of S-Fans tailgate tour that we're going to do throughout the course of this whole season. I'm here with Will Neff. We're at the Rose Bowl to see UCLA play versus Hawaii. What the idea behind S-Fans tailgate tour is, is that we're going to come to the wonderful, wonderful tailgates, the tradition of tailgating and college football. For those of you who don't know what a tailgate is, in American football, what you do is you show up early, crack a dawn, and you drink and eat yourself half into a coma before entering the stadium. Yeah, it's basically like Thanksgiving every week. Yeah, it's like Thanksgiving every week. It's like Thanksgiving every week with way more nachos. A thousand percent more nachos. Yeah, a little bit less turkey. Those of you guys who maybe are new to football, college football, and this happens in the NFL too, right? The fans, the players' families, all kinds of people, alumni, they come out and they set up tents throughout the course of the week, or throughout the course of the few hours before the game. This is an early kickoff. Early kickoffs are a little bit less wild. Students aren't on campus this week, but we're going to walk through. This is something we want to do every week. We're going to go around the country, around the state of Texas, and really just showcase what the different colleges have to provide. So especially if you're a student right now and you have a BA tailgate, let him know. If you guys want to know what game we're going to that week, just check out my Twitter. SfanTV, follow me on Twitter, and I'll announce what game we're going to. So I kind of have an idea from week to week, but nothing is really set in stone yet. This is the pageantry. So what happens in college football? Even if it's a home game, the team goes out to a hotel the night before, kind of keep track of all the players, make sure everybody's going to bed on time, you feed them good. Bang in a drink. Yeah. Guys, look, I'm not that old, okay? I was in college a few years ago, okay? You know, I'm still young and cool. He's still got tread on the top. Yeah, I still got some tread. Honestly, I'm surprised they don't give me some pads and some cleats. I mean, not because I could play, but maybe like equipment manager. Yeah, I could probably, yeah. Strong equipment. Yeah, I could probably do equipment still. You got to be in shape to do equipment, man. Those guys fricking work their ass off. You could also be like a team, you know what I mean? Like practice squad? Yeah, maybe. So normally it's usually about a couple hours before kickoff where the team usually gets in. Yeah, you got four buses out here. Show the team. Show the team. It's starting to feel surreal. Oh, of course. This is the handshake guy. The handshake guy. The gentlemen's handshake. The gentlemen's handshake. The gentlemen's handshake. What is going on right there? It smells amazing. Yeah, let's give them a... So this is the Cinnamon French Toast. This is Hawaiian bread. So you've got the Hawaiian rolls. Wow. And you can put it on there so you can see how it did it. This over cinnamon. I always like... They say it was the fall of Saigon. That was before Whole Foods. So anyway, so we have that. Nice. Then batter it up. Wow. Nicely let it sit in this delicious batter here. Ooh. So are you always doing breakfast foods for tailgates or just for week zero, the early game? Well, the early game, I don't do it. Yeah. Next week we're doing silly cheese sticks. I have a big long... Nice. ...big thing, but there's only a couple of us here today. This is before school starts. It's kind of a low... Low impact. It's a low impact game. Kind of easy. I'm an old man. I'm an old man. Hey, so are we. Yeah. L5S1 shooting pain. Yeah. Literally, so am I. You know, I can't... My bunions, all that stuff. Got to kind of ease into it. And then, you know, once the bagger kicks in, we too. And we're ripping. And we're ripping. Now we're ready to really tailgate, get it going. Yeah. Play the flip cup, all that stuff. Yeah. Yeah, of course. Of course. There's about the institutions here at the UCLA tailgate. Right. What's something we got to see before we're out of here? What are the best traditions? The best traditions is USC week, talking shit to the tro... Oh, I was going to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has a little potty of words. Yeah, talking crap to all the Trojan people, all those Newport Beach preppy guys coming through here. Yeah. You know, talking crap to those guys is fun. All right, last question. 12 inches. Yeah. There you go. Thanks, man. Thanks so much. That's a walk-off, you know. We're coming here. That's so cool. That's Mickey Mantis. That's the message. There you go. It's all good. It's got a gravitational pull. Yeah. All right. Great meeting you. We'll be back. That's fine. Hey, what's up? I'm good. I'm good. You want to talk to us? What's up, man? I watch you guys a lot. Really? Yeah. When you're playing World of Warcraft and you're playing Rust. Nice. So you're a big Bruins fan? Yeah, I've been here. I'm 19. Been here since I was two weeks old. Oh, wow. Oh, really? Yeah, I live two cities over here. Oh, nice. Sick. Tell us about what are some institutions at a UCLA tailgate? A lot of cooking. Everyone's cooking. Everyone's family. Yeah. There's a lot of drinking going on. I can't drink because I'm 19. That's right. That's true. Okay, your spread today is 28 points. All right. You think you're going to cover that? Yeah, we can. You think so? I think so. That's a lot of points. No, it's a lot of points. If we can run our offense and run our defense really well, I think we can do it. The UCLA Bruin. The Bear. Yeah. It's placed in a cage with the Hawaii Rainbow Warrior. Deathmatch. Yeah. Who wins? The Bear. The Bear. The Bear. Over a Rainbow Warrior. All right, dude. It's good to meet you, man. Can we come back around and we try? Taste test. We'll come back in a little bit and do it. Cool. What are we playing, gentlemen? We're playing golf. Some golf? Do you guys mind if we take a look on camera? You're original. So you guys playing golf on the NES? Yeah. I mean, this is a classic. Yeah. Grandpa's kicking my son's butt, man. Hey, as he should. As he should, right? He's taking the old school and send it up to the New Year. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. See, kids got to learn. The kids got to learn. We're going to be the attack mobile with Bo Jackson, of course, right? Oh, wait. Bo Jackson. Yeah, he's like Bo Jackson. He was little. Him and I played this. Now I'm doing it with the grandson. Nice. That was awesome. We both play video games on the internet. Yeah, we play video games online. We love to see this. What is this going to be like? So we're up on Twitch right now. Yeah, we're doing a show. This is called S-Fan's Tailgate Tours. It's a new show. We're just starting. It's a live show on the internet on Twitch. And basically, we go to different schools all around the country. We came to UCLA first week zero. So we're really excited to be here. This is dreamed out to me because you got the video games set up. Yeah, because we're gamers. You got the classic. Oh, we got to show them the steak. Yeah. We got to show them the steak. Oh. Yeah. Look at that. Hey, that's a good look. So you guys come out here every year? You guys have season tickets? Yeah. So we've been here for 10 years? 10 years. Yeah. We've been here the last eight. Let me get the mic on you a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's awesome. So this is your first time? Yeah. Oh, yeah. So last year you couldn't come, right? Is it feel good to be back after the year off? We're not COVID fans, right? Yeah. Let's get back to our real life. Yeah. Let's do this and have fun. I mean, she's three. Come on. Yeah. Oh, she's got it. She's got to learn the family traditions, you know? Right. She's got to learn to be a Bruin early. So absolutely. The video games? The steak, of course. This is great. This is great. Awesome. Thank you so much. I think that's for talking to us. Yeah. They were great. Oh, yeah. Oh, these are the keys of the booth. Yeah. Teachers! Let's go. Somebody's playing a real game. Yeah. Oh. Those are the kind of moves you can only see in an American tale game. I don't know what cigarette over the head. Yeah. Reggae dance. Talk to Spencer at the White Dodge Truck. He says it's on the right. He said this guy, he like wrote a book and he like, it's good. Actually, I think it would be good to talk to him. Oh, I think I saw the guy in the book. Wait, really? Yeah, he's really down there. Spencer. All right. I heard somebody called me and said, hey, someone's looking for you. Well, somebody, somebody, so we're doing a show. It's called, it's called S-Fan's Tailgate Tours. And this is actually the first, this is the pilot. This is the first episode. So what it is is we're going to colleges around the country, whatever. And you're obviously like, you know so much about UCLA. Like, did you grow up here? Like, where's the interest from? Yeah. I mean, I grew up a UCLA fan. Started going to games and I was a teenager. Really got kind of into the tailgating scene. A few years after that, I was probably 18 or so. Yeah. And I got really into tailgating and started getting here earlier and earlier each week. And yeah, I'm usually the first person here. Really? You can't beat the tailgating at the Rose Bowl. Yeah. UCLA football has had some kind of up and down time. So the football team itself was very good in the 80s. Kind of up and down in the 90s and that's kind of struggled since. Obviously we're more known as the basketball school. Yeah. But as far as kind of having fun on one single day. Yeah. Kind of get here early at the Rose Bowl and tailgating and kind of the perfect weather. Yeah. Kind of on grass and you get so many places where you're on asphalt tailgating. Yeah. And the grass is the way. And you just bake. But I mean here, you can't beat this. You just went through. You did all the research. You obviously got your book, Kings of College Football. You have multiple books actually. Yeah. Yeah. We're live and people are just like, you got to go see. You got to see a suspenser. Hey. That's quite a flash right there. That's what I like to see. Like that. What's up? Michael. Michael. Hello. What's up? Hey, what's up? This is our first year on campus. Yes. What are you guys recording? We're doing a show. This is S-Fan's tailgate tour. It's a new show we're doing. Oh, for sure. Yeah. This is the best one you could go to. Exactly. That's why we came here first. This is the best school in the world. Little did you know. Why is this the best school in the world? Because it's the most applied to school. Because we're fucking sick. It's the most applied to school? A most applied to. It's the most applied to school. It's actually a fact. Yeah. Really? That's why people want. So the most people want to go here in the world. Yeah. So that just kind of goes to show. It is. No, University of Spoiled Children. University of Spoiled Children. Wow. 60K per year for a school that's worse than UCLA. Yeah, yeah. It's just disgusting. S-F. From S-F? Where are you from? Kansas. Kansas? Nice. Did you guys have Uber there? Did you have Uber there? Okay, somebody... Oh, they don't have Uber in Ohio. Really? That's crazy. Yeah. Hey. Look at this hat. It's like I showed you with this fucking book. Oh. So I was just like... Well, you looked at it. Now you're here? Yeah, I got a voucher and I'm just like, I'm making it anyway. Yeah. Nice. You bet. So where are the rest of the students? Because they're like a big group of students and stuff? Oh, okay. Sorry. All right. You guys, go take care. Yeah. Yeah, thanks. Oh, look. The band is breaking down. Maybe we can catch and interview some of the band over here. Yeah, maybe. So what people don't know is this is a longstanding UCLA tradition where porta-potties and they play the brown note so that everybody can get everything out of their system quickly, smoothly, and then move on to the rest of the game. They usually do this about an hour and a half before the game. Go Bruins! Nice! Go Bruins! Do you mind if we interview a book? No interview? Okay, no problem. All right. Frick. He was all about it. Me too. He looked like... Yeah, he was. Yeah, we got no mail olden. Hey. What's up, man? Nice to meet you. Yeah, good to meet you. I do know who you are. I'm so sorry. Is there like, where is the student section? Because if I want to get tickets of, you know, sitting wherever I want to sit near the student section, where should I get tickets? Only students get in, but I think you can get them for free too. Earlier today, he freaked out the ticket lady by saying, I want to sit near the students. Yeah, I went in and I was like, hey, like, I want to get tickets. They weren't selling them. I was like, can I get student tickets? He's like, oh, if you're a student, you can go get tickets over there. And I'm like, well, I'm not a student. I just want to, I just want to be with the students. And she was like, look at me. I was like, I'll be back at 10. And then sometimes I say things and I don't realize. Yeah, I'm just like, yeah. Thanks for talking to us, dude. It was good meeting you. Yeah. How's it going? Hey, do you mind if we interview you guys? Yeah. Sweet. So you guys, is this a tradition you guys normally do? So you guys tailgate every game? Yeah. We have season tickets here to the road bowl. Big UCLA guys. My buddy here, he graduated from UCLA. Nice. So how many years have you guys been doing this? How many years have you guys had season tickets? 90s, I think. 90s? Wow. That is crazy. I think coming here since we moved here in 82. I was a student. The home games were at the Coliseum. That's awesome. No, it's cool to see. It's a massive spread today. They cover. I think it's 28. 20 is a lot of points, but I'll tell you what. They're offense really good. DTR has to show he's one of the best players in the country right now. Senior quarterback, he's been doing a sense of freshman. Yeah, I think they cover. They don't overlook Hawaii. Hawaii's tough. Yeah. They're going to be really good. They have a great reputation coming out and upsetting Pac-12 team. But they don't overlook them for LSU. There we go. I like that. I like that prediction. Thank you guys so much for talking to us. You're 82. Can you imagine? Yeah. Look at that. 40 years almost. Okay, now we got a... Oh wow, that's embarrassing. We have a shrine here. It looks like we have every iteration of the UCLA Bruins. We got like a Care Bear Bruin. We got cheerleader Bruins. We got Peony Baby Bruins. Hey, how's it going? You guys doing good? Excited? A celebrity? You're a celebrity? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Really? On the news. You guys have a nice day. Hi. Hey. We're doing a show. This is Espan's Tailgate Tours. We go to colleges all around the country. This is brand new. This is the pilot episode. We're talking to people. Oh no way! You guys are on the pilot episode. Oh no way. Ask them some sweet questions. You're the interviewer. Are you guys students? Yes. We're sophomores. Sophomores? You missed your freshman year. Yeah. I was down here. I was in Ohio. Why'd you come to UCLA? Because it's sick as fuck. That's a good reason. That is a good reason. And my dad went here and I liked it. Yeah. Nice. Nice. Tell us about what you've experienced at UCLA thus far. What's the UCLA tailgate been like? Okay. Well, last year it was definitely different. There were less people down here. But it was still fun. It was nice to have roommates. This is our first tailgate. This is our first tailgate. Yeah. It's hot. It's hot as fuck. We're sweating. It's fun though. It's kind of fun. It's definitely fun. The spirit's there. We spoke to one of the group of students. They're way more composed. Yeah. There were some people that were a little bit more... Cocked up. That's one way of putting it. We're cocked up. We're put together. There were also some people that were just kind of like, why is somebody filming at a tailgate? And it's like, because it's a tailgate. I'd like to say that we are put together. We are very put together. That's good. That's the way it should be. We're responsible. We're gonna win. Fuck Hawaii. I've always said that. Really? You've always said that. I've always said that. Just like a family motto. Family motto. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he was like, fuck Hawaii. I did put sunscreen on my face and my shoulder. You too. That's the best way. I'm a big girl boss. We have the same size. I have fractals. So I'm like fully... You're fully fucked. You guys will look it up later. It's S-Fan tailgate tours. It's probably gonna be on YouTube. S-Fan? S-Fan's tailgate tours. Yeah. E-S-F-A-N-D. You're not gonna remember it. Hey, if you go live... Wait, do you guys have water? Do you guys have water at your... Can I have that? No, we'll go get some water. No, you can't have this. Yeah, do you have other water at your tent? I tried to scabazz. I'm literally gonna get parts. I'm like flooding to death. So I might have to practice here. Yeah, we're like three hours into this and we're kind of done. Yeah, we're dying. We're dehydrated. Well, thanks guys. Thank you. Have a good day with your video. Thanks. I'm just... Well, you know what? It's not just that. If they take us to a tent where there's... where they have water they're willing to give us, there's more people to talk to and interact with. See, I'm telling you, I'm an IRL fiend. I look like six steps ahead. It's always you're trying to set it up like, oh, like this situation will lead us to another situation. Hello. Baby back ribs. Let's do that. Baby back ribs. I wouldn't want to get too much because of... Oh, we're just gonna sample. Yeah, let's just sample. A stacker is like all of our good things inside of a cup. Kind of like a parfait. Oh, really? But it's like... A meat parfait? A meat parfait. Can we do one of those? A meat and bean and garlic mashed parfait. Can we do one of those? Yeah, I'll get one of those, too. Oh, do you want a water as well? No, it's okay. I'm working. I'm working. Stop being nice, Sam. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Look at that stacker. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Look at that stacker. All right here. Got beans in the bottom. Then we're going to meet them. We're going beans again. The order is very important. We're going to stack it up. Wow. The potatoes. Wow. Right? And our famous hot beef brisket. When people are making barbecue sauce. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. What are the K. Kona's? I know. What is it? K. Kona is the epitome of American culture. Yeah. It's just like a slang term. Where's that level? Yeah. It's good stuff. I'm going to need an insulin shot with this. Woo. Okay. Yeah. This goes. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do some separation of. Church and state. Church and state. That's a little different. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm going to hold them. There's a very specific stack. And I don't want it to ruin it. So, okay Okay, we were in the work get some beans in there. All right. Yeah, that's good. That's good eating right there There you go, Ben. You're lucky boy. You know, I eat up. You know you're lucky boy Eat up son. Yeah, that's fans tailgate first taste test. This is the first out of taste test. All right. Oh My god It's good, I guess some of the potatoes I did I did oh with it, but with the mashed potatoes is really good Oh my god, yeah, be chat open up. Give Chad a give Chad a nice taste. I got that beef juice circulating in my system I'll cranked up. I'm fully torqued. Yeah, we came here earlier. The meeting. What's up, man? It was Eric, right? Yeah, there we go. I remember okay. We got it. We got to check out Eric's family's tailgates Oh That's good. Look at those donuts. Okay, so we got some some potatoes here What what kind of eggs Okay, yeah, we'll get a little sampler we'll try a little bit everything we got it We got to test out the food. We got to rate the tailgate and they're hitting it over here. Nice. That's some tortillas Look at that. Yeah. Do you know who mischief is? He has a mischief. You don't know who mischief is? No, okay. What about XQC? No, okay. Wait, I got one more. Do you know who Ninja is? He is a ninja. He's hiding. Oh look at that. Oh nice. Hey, I Don't know for sure, but I'm leaning towards maybe either Texas State versus Baylor or maybe going to UT going to action Texas Yeah, I want to have a guest every every week, you know Maybe nick will join us or well, Nick. It might be nap time for Nick. I don't know. Yeah, well, we'll see what happens But we're gonna have I want to have a guest every week. I just think it'd be fun. What happened Wait, you do tag the wasp this kid's tougher than I am I'm terrified of wasps. You lost my word to scare you Wait, why not? Just run away You're smart, Brady. You're a smart guy. Thank you so much. I cannot wait to try this out They've got some for Finn too If I feed him too much, he poops in the house. This is tremendous tailgate. Really? Oh, yeah This is a 10 out of 10 breakfast burrito Yeah, buddy people walking by How much do I weight lift? No rate. Oh oh rate the tailgate the food I was in 9.5. It's good. Yeah, very good Not bad for a first point in the year and a half Yeah, everybody everybody's a little rusty. We're a little rusty too, so Y'all thank you again so much We appreciate it so much. We'll bring it over there. We'll bring the camera over there in a second. All right, you got a camera with the process All right This stuff's filled with 11 spices on this thing. It gets you here. It gets you right here. Let's get a zoom on that Yeah, let's see. Let's see the artist and process. Yeah, look at that Oh, I was good. So like we stream on twitch. We do a lot of like, you know, live streaming different shows stuff like that It's just cool to see it's not just about the sport But it's also the the environment the atmosphere of the pageantry And and it's great like people have been out here for years, you know Like there's multiple people have been out here for literally for decades I think it's important that the international audience see the americans eat Calis amount of calories in preparation to watch other people exercise I think that's an important the most american thing possible That's right. I'm glad you're doing a service to the world here. Absolutely. So that's what we call k-kona. Have you heard of k-kona? No, it's basically the epitome of uh of american culture. You call it k-kona k-kona. Yeah, that's k-kona Just being fat Yeah, that's pretty good. Hell yeah Thanks for coming by. Yeah, absolutely. It was great meeting you. All right, there you go I hate my body weight and meat, which is not helping. Yeah, maybe okay, so maybe we ate a little early Maybe we ate a little bit early. Where are you going next week? Follow my twitter and you'll find out We're gonna decide for sure this week and we might be going to the university of texas We might be going to texas state versus baler We might uh, we might go near far wherever you are Hey, good meeting you, man Really? Is your roommate handsome or no? Nice Do you want a picture or anything? I'm not forcing you sometimes sometimes people get like nervous or whatever and they don't they don't ask but You're good. Yeah Hey, this is my environment dude, I I grew up out here. I grew up out here on the damn 50 yard line You know, I was born on 50 yard line Hey guys I'll need the double dude, honestly, I'll need the double Jake and vape in this guy's hero parts of the chapter jake and vape showing up bring us some bonus water Oh, it's game time. They're getting that means hey, that means it's time to go to the stadium chat All right, jack, seal it in You know, I understand the appeal of one guy in front of his webcam And you know, you get very drilled into that cycle, but it's nice to see a creator Taking a chance on a new bit of content. So listen, it's free pull out that purple free sub Look, he's falling. He's stumbling. He's dying out here in the sun for you. Here we are ticket booth This is where it really happens. So what do we learn today? We're gonna have to I love this guy this guy says what he wants and he doesn't and he's honest and I fuck with him I love this community Can we get tickets near the student section even if we're out students? Let me see what's available. Yeah, if there's one available, let's go back to the front So we saw handshake guy, we saw arrogant his hat We, uh, talked to Spencer. We saw a couple sets of students a few sets of students I'm really really happy with with this for a first show. This is something I'm gonna want to do I mean, we're doing it this year if it goes well I want this to be like a long-term thing that we're doing long term Like I said next year, there's gonna be a ton of colleges ton of schools to go to It's it's gonna be so much fun Hey, baby, they're back again. They're back. Have a good time. Do you want to sign out for us? What do I say? Wait, wait, what did you tell me to say? I know, but what is your name? We got this dude in the black shirty looking real flat with the long hair We got the Gucci glasses on the left side. Look at this man. Go. He's fucking rocking, man It's hot as hell, but we're still heating it up here. Here we go. We're in the concert right now We'll see you guys. We'll see you guys later. Thanks for tuning in and uh, we love to see you boys We will see you guys next week. Make sure to follow the channel. Go follow We'll map check out the twitter instagram everything is s-fan tv And we'll be doing our next show next week actually jack mix it. Are you in the string house? Yeah, the string house the next time we're live. I may be a homeowner I won't be in the new house yet, but I may be a homeowner. Oh, and he's gonna reveal Secret roommate the new roommate the final another final, but the next room. It has been procured Hugh Jackman still possible. I mean, we are in LA