 Hey, hey, so I just met with the producer. I'm doing a live action remake of Snow White and we need to write the script Write the script for Snow White. Yes. Sure. Give me a like Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs script PDF print That was easy. No, no, no, no, no, it's not like when we did Lion King where we just copy and paste They asked for a few changes so that matches with the modern times. Oh, did they already cast the Express? Yeah, Rachel Zegler Rachel Zegler to play Snow White. Yes, Rachel Zegler to play Snow White. Yes, I'll say it again Rachel Zegler to play Snow White. Yes. When you think of Snow, what color do you see? White. When you think of White, what color do you see? White. When you think of Rachel Zegler, what color do you see? Kind of white, but not actually because she has Colombian roots And I can think of a whiter actress to play the role. Exactly. And what's next? An African-American actress to play the role mermaid We did that, didn't we? But sir, the story is... Yes, sir. We'll make the changes. Of course. I agree. I don't agree. No Seven Dwarfs. Instead, we have to come up with seven magical creatures. Why? Because apparently it makes fun of a minority. No one doesn't. The Seven Dwarfs helps Snow White in the story. Sure, it may be comical, but if anything, there are the heroes. Yep, and let's not forget about all the Dwarfs actors We could have hired and financially helped. Why did you say this in the boss? Since when do we stand up for what's right? We come, we make them happy, we get paid, we happy, we go home. Don't forget what we say. Even in sh**, there's money. Yes, and we'll remove that too. Yes, yes, and the world is changing. What else are we gonna remove? Prince Charming? We are removing Prince Charming. Why? Because, and I quote, it's not 1937 anymore and Snow White needs to be the leader that she was born to be. Interesting, except that she's poisoned in the original story. Okay, I got the script. Snow White bites the apple and Dites. That's a great 30-second movie, isn't it? Yeah, this project is like writing a whole new movie. Yeah, then how about we write an actual new movie instead of changing traditions? Why is this thing where we use a known story to attract people and give them something completely different? Remember, even in sh**, there's money. How do you come up with such great ideas? What now? So there's no Prince Charming, but there's still a male character. His name is Jonathan. And what does he do? He is a male character. You need one. Every minority needs to be there. Quick question. Yes. If Snow White isn't awakened by a kiss of Prince Charming, then how is she gonna wake up? I can see how romantic that is. Love at first sight. You know what? Let's give the bosses what they want. Their sales will drop and they will stop. That's nonsense. Okay, so Snow White and... Well, no! You don't want to offend people who have never seen snow in their lives? Change the word snow to frozen water. So frozen water white. Well, no! You can have the word white. It puts white privileges forward. We don't want that. So frozen water black. Well, no! Black tribes matter for sure, but we're all equal. No racism. No whitewashing. Okay, we'll find the title later. Anyway, so she enters the frame. Well, no! What? You said she. Why do you assume her gender? Because she's a princess. Oh, so you assume her title now? She's a hot girl who wears a princess dress. That is expensive that is with global warming? Okay, you know what? I give up. So, all the spectators... Okay, even in sh**, there's money.