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Texas Gurls (California Gurls Parody)

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Published on Jul 10, 2010

On Wednesday night (July 7th) Buzzfeed featured a list that had compiled all the state based parodies of "California Gurls," and Texas didn't have one. So Thursday morning we wrote our lyrics, recorded the song and filmed after work, edited it Friday, and finished it Saturday morning (July 10th). Unfortunately, this means we didn't have much time to do things other than go to fast food restaurants, but you know, you get the point.

LYRICS
I know a place, Where everything is really bigger
Humid, hot as hell, BP left something in our water
Sippin' Purple Drank, hungover at a What-A-Burger
We fly our flag, oh as high as we wanna

Why would you travel the world, when we've got barbecue and Texas Toast?
"You can all go to Hell, I am going to Texas" oh

CHORUS
Ya'll know Texas girls are irreplaceable , cowboy boots and classy on top
fake tanned skin so hot we'll melt your Blue Bell
ooooh oh ooooh

Ya'll know Texas girls are at the Rodeo, smile so sweet we'll make your heart stop
Gulf coast represent now put your hands up
ooooh oh ooooh

We got ranches bigger than pussy states like Rhode Island
We f*** in my truck, Willie Nelson on the stereo

Why would you travel the world, when we've got barbecue and Texas Toast?
"You can all go to Hell, I am going to Texas" oh

CHORUS

Hut, hut, hike and set, Texas temperature make you sweat
Texas drawl, Dirty South, too much Tex Mex in yo mouth
Houston, Houston, we got a problem, all these cute girls got me fallin'
Some oil rich, some just exhausting, my favorite ones all live in Austin
Pickles on my sandwich at Chik-Fil-A, every day of the week except Sunday
At the Alamo Draft House watching flicks, tropical storms about to hit
Man I hate all these mosquitos, still rockin' that breakfast taquito
Dallas, Fort Worth, San Anton', 25 million call it home
So patriotic we are a mess, you all come for South by Southwest
And cockroaches, I can live with that, just look at all the space we take up on the map

CHORUS

Ya'll know Texas yes you do, we got a much much bigger s-state than you




Based on "California Gurls" by Katy Perry
Music written by Katy Perry, Bonnie Mckee, Calvin Broadus, Max Martin, and Dr. Luke
Lyrics written by Aaron Kaufman and Tricia Fox
Instrumental provided by youtube.com/punkprincess01

www.aaronkaufmanmusic.com

(Parody? more like PERRY-D, amiright?!?!?)

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