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But it it was probably one of the most beautiful it was up to that point the most beautiful trailer we yeah it was had seen I think if it wasn't the first it was one of the very first where we were just flabbergasted at the beauty of the imagery and so we'll be reviewing pattern fought today it's gonna be complete spoiler review because I'm sure all of you have seen it so if you haven't if you haven't go watch it go watch it because here come the spoilers yeah so what do you think how do I love the let me count the ways we're gonna be here a while guys freaking freaking just adored it loved it loved it loved it was I've got so many notes we'll be here for a long time absolutely mesmerizing I think utterly mesmerize is the word yep and it's not just the act I mean the first thing you notice just like in the trailer it's like watching a screensaver like a beautiful like when you have those nature screensavers yeah or it's like watching that and you're just fixed and you don't even have to you could watch it silent almost yeah exactly you sit there and watch it there for an hour and 45 minutes I mean yeah five minutes and be transfixed the whole time just from the visuals so whoever the cinematographer was the cinematography production design art design and the director you guys and let me also say this not just the beauty which I can go on and on and on and on and on about there wasn't a single continuity error that I could find in a movie that long yeah with that much detail the attention to detail was Spielberg level attention and if you guys know how much detail he pays attention to especially when he's doing a historical piece of some kind yeah the attention to detail at every single it's just it clearly toward the end of the movie I just kept thinking to myself it's very clear that every single person involved this with this thing it mattered deeply to them to do this right yeah and it was a labor of love yeah everybody was like like like the like the cast and the production crew for Black Panther how important it was for them to get it right I really felt in every moment from everybody involved yeah that's how the costumes yeah oh my goodness it was so beautiful and they contrasted so well with what was going on and like especially the the end will talk about but when all the women were in red and it was like the sea of red going down into yeah and every shot the way that they had the costuming and the lighting and the set when the girls were walking I noticed this toward the end and it was just this little detail that makes it so aesthetically beautiful when they were walking and it was a shot from down here and Padmavada's walking and behind her on that next floor are the women in red and every single one of them is spaced exactly the same distance apart yeah which creates such an aesthetic beauty that could so easily be missed but they took the time I guarantee they told them I need you guys to be this far apart need you to be this far apart every little thing just like I said the whole thing could be set to some classic Indian music yeah and you could just watch it with that yeah you'd be totally just like whoa yeah the biggest issue with this film is that they for some reason India can't find gorgeous people to be that I know if they could just get attractive people I mean like because the leads were so ugly hard to look at she wasn't believable is like this pretty one no not like some goddess from a different planet you could have played yeah role yeah exactly my goodness the casting was perfect I'll do it was so beautiful the casting with and I loved I love I got it I gotta show you I took the picture of this and I was gonna have us put it up and I'm just gonna take it off my phone man I stopped it to me I'll put it on the screen will you okay so put it up and show me it's it's a bit it's this okay you're gonna put that right here yeah I'll put that okay so here it is even when he's in the dungeon his hair is on point man look about beautiful he is look at me gorgeous even in my worst moment let me ah every single person and obviously I want to formally apologize to Ranveer oh no kidding man please get the word to Ranveer cuz for the disrespect I gave him for gully boy and I didn't I told you you did amazing in gully boy it's just I thought you were the weakest I I was wrong and I formally apologize deeply the disrespect I gave passionately cuz I saw it a second time remember I thought the only way second time and we had been introduced to him a little bit and I appreciated him more I also wasn't as taken by Ali Aba because he stole the show for me had had we seen this before gully boy it's completely different I would have I would have been I would have been just talking non-stop about ran yeah it's so like I said I apologize yeah and nobody else played this role probably my favorite performance I've seen in a Bollywood film I wouldn't argue that at all I mean I've got it's my type of role yeah very interesting he's a villain right just has a lot of weird quirky moments yeah I loved it every time he was on screen I was like holy cow yeah and and also in this film I did not mind the musical numbers one little red on Marvin Miles this is the first time that they they felt like they fit did you get as amped as I did when when that music oh yeah came up I was off of the couch behind the couch moving around oh yeah go around here go baby I love that and then we finally figured out what the arrows yeah I totally forgot the arrows were coming yeah I was so wrapped up in the party dance I was waiting and then I totally forgot about the guy who shot them right cuz I totally forget cuz it obviously it's a long film and so I think that's what they wanted you to do yeah we forgets but I there was a lot of really interesting stuff in this film obviously the the dynamics between the salt and which the king yeah which they perfect cast yeah and then the the in the fact that this is based on a true story right upon a true story historically and also a really legendary poem and I thought they did such a phenomenal job of making this field you know how hard this is they simultaneously made it feel like a historic epic mm-hmm and a poetic lyrical expressiveness that doesn't hurt it's almost fantasy and they pulled that off here in America this seems like a fantasy story right of course sadly yeah many people here wouldn't appreciate the poetry of it yeah but it was such a beautiful film in the way it was told and it was it was literally just like a poem yeah it was and it just kept going on but then I love the different quirks it had the it started off and you met Ranveer and he gave him the ostrich which was cool and weird right very obviously you found out that Ranveer wasn't this really great guy I thought it was gonna be the hero actually I'm like oh cool he's the bad guy then you've obviously felt for his actual wife oh man yeah because he was now he's openly telling her this is gonna be my yeah goddess exactly you're like oh Ranveer yeah but then the fact that one of the best lines in the whole thing I think was there were a lot yeah oh yeah there was a lot but one of my favorite ones was I forget the exact line but it was something the Padma Vaat said it she said in wherever they are it's not just the men who are warriors yeah it's it's the women it's the women yeah and so this is like a heroine story about all the women that defeated yes Ranveer's I forget how to pronounce his name so I don't like the sultan yeah the sultan and you ended up like oh wow he they are really defeating him was doing this for yeah and you're taking his dream away I did not see it coming that she was they were just all gonna sacrifice themselves so they either their their enemies get defeated right and in such a awful way to know it and did you notice speaking of that juxtaposition the way they directed there was a moment in that scene where Ranveer's soldiers are running in and screaming and then they go to the women running to the fire screaming and it's that juxtaposition of the two warriors and they're clearly the ones who have the power and are gonna win you saw the fear on Ranveer's face yes I don't take away my dream the only two times I noticed flaws in this film were some of the CGI that's the only one yep just so some of the CGI moments were weak yeah it's like I totally forgive that yeah and it was when they fell down in the ground in the ground yeah that's clearly CGI right and then when they were throwing the rocks the rocks yeah the burning cold on him and I was like that yeah I might pass you get a pass yeah and so it's like it doesn't the only two issues I really found with the film I wasn't I wasn't even mad about the length of the film because I was like this is so beautiful to watch I don't really mind it not at all at all and when it started I wrote Corbin should love that this film is dedicated to a dog because right at the outset you don't love this film yeah the script was beautiful the first time I really noticed the script was when Padma Bhatt is being questioned by the Guru and he's asking her what is this what is this and she's giving her responses the scripting I don't know how much of that is taken from the the poem or from history but I thought so many moments where I would love to go back and just go through and catch those moments in the script again because the script was so good yeah there was also this interesting moment that it just came out in 2018 right but the the guy who was his second hand was in love with the character you bet and I thought that was such an interesting dynamic it was almost like a Gaston and yeah except that this guy was actually like a badass right right right he was worth having the love of the guy exactly but I thought that was such an interesting because I I haven't seen that in the films we've watched of Bollywood yet yeah not yet no any type of gay relationship I don't think we have we not like this but so I thought of I just I hadn't seen it yet so yeah I can't nothing's coming to mind and I'm sure they'll say they'll dead we haven't had a problem with that for you know I just thought it was a really cool dynamic they added to the whole thing yeah I really enjoyed that part of it I also loved I wrote this this down at the notice two things and I thought this was freaking awesome juxtaposition again of two images that were given the first one when the Sultan first attacks the kings troops right the first attack yeah and there's that big cloud of dust all of his troops go first and he goes last which is pretty awful yeah a general on a commander supposed to be at the front right so I thought wow same thing with him getting the arrows in the back yeah which that was a great thing yeah he fell on it landed on the arrow that was a great but when he got hit in the back yeah freaking pigs I know I loved it but here's the so you've got you've got the Sultan not going in ahead of his troops and at the end who leads the women into the fire yeah she's the first one in the fire yeah that is so freaking strong yeah oh he's known as like this God in India lower carrying his carrying and I want to know what that I know there is a gazillion things culturally and I'm glad I'm remembering this right now the cultural stuff when they started celebrating holy in the film I was like yeah oh yeah that was I know what that is it's so great to connect with that but I know there's a gazillion things culturally that we missed especially toward the end like that when she's carrying that linen with his hand prints on it that's I that's got to have some very deep cultural significance to let us know what that will yeah yeah but one of my favorite scenes was that fight scene at the end but then also the epic I was so glad it came down to the two of them I'm like thank you also what about I think the one of the best moments was when they introduced that the gay guy that he was the present of them and that Ranveer just started like laughing insanely uh-huh I love that moment because it was so many great moments such a weird quirky mm-hmm insane moment yeah those are my favorite types of those green eyes man those green eyes he's just kind of epic he looked like a Jason mom oh yeah jet nobody else they we talk about this a lot I'm sure you do there too about when when you see an actor in a role like the first one that comes to mind immediately is Heath Ledger is the Joker he was born to play that role nobody else to me well they can do their own but he was born to play that Ranveer was born to play that character I think he's just embodies every minute of that thing I want to see a lot more of him yep absolutely man let us know what dad and golly boy yeah yeah let us know what we were obviously watching his stuff in reverse he's a golly boy yeah we're going backwards just go whatever let's always should we is it pastrami mustamani exactly oh and one other thing I really like that I've never seen this in a movie when his head soldier is protecting her the king's head soldier is protecting her as she's leaving and he stayed behind to fight the soldiers they chop his head off but it keeps oh yeah that was great that was freaking cool I was like is each is his head chopped off like even with my head chopped off I'm gonna take some y'all with me I don't know how accurate that is I don't care I know chickens do it but uh that was that I love that moment I was like yeah I don't think I've ever seen that in a in film because it had the epicness of Lord of the Rings but yeah it was like almost more epic and obviously more beautiful way more beautiful way more and obviously true yeah and I wouldn't you know so many times movies are compared to like for example if it's an epic ancient war film they compare it to 300 this was so much more beautiful than 300 obviously better active oh just at every if somewhere to say to me choose between those two films I'm like there is no comparison no none at every level none there's no comparison yeah now obviously one's like that computer animated was the 300 right yeah it was stylized yeah and Zach Snyder did a great job with the style I mean the blood is actually kind of a character in the film because it's so stylized yeah but and it's still a great movie but not this is this is what an epic you know bigger than Lawrence of Arabia you name it and I so loved all of the dragged out beautiful moments of just their romantic moment when they're rubbing all the holy stuff on each other I'm like yeah do that for an hour guys great chemistry all of them did all of them did um but like the I'm Ranveer and the the peddma are actually married in real life yeah right I don't know if they were married before this or if they got married after no idea uh more their kids are gonna be ugly oh yeah man ugly children those kids keep them away from the public they're such just uh yeah beautiful I mean I can talk about the costumes the the cinematography and that because that's the first thing and then obviously all the songs so we only reacted to one before but I mean I loved every single one of the song I loved everything the only problem I had were the couple of little and this is like maybe three percent of the film yeah couple little CGI glitches and that gets a pass yeah that just gets a pass yeah so beautiful movie please let us know what uh next of Ranveer's we should want or um I forget her name anybody oh this yeah his wife yeah say it for me there's a lot y'all pika pride kone yeah so I know she I know she's huge no I got her last name wrong the pika I'm guessing pedokane I'm not even gonna talk about kone where's that padukane because it's taapsee panu I bet it's a padu anyway I want to know how to properly pronounce this she deserves that she's in piku um yeah that's the exact same leads and the exact same director I want to watch that next wow it's the same two and the same director that's got to be off the charts and we've seen the trailer and it looked just as beautiful and the musical number that we love I put that song in my playlist so yeah let us know if that one's worth it which Ranveer and hers as well that we should watch next yeah we loved it obviously go see it if you probably already seen it if you're still here go watch it again go watch it again and uh yeah that's about it I think