 Every now and then, jobs like to forget their place on the food chain. You see why I work at it goes to the workers, the managers, the president of the company, and then there's me. That's right. I'm the big dog. I call the shots. I make the moves. Yo, catch me. Catch me in the CEO meetings, not even paying attention to what this bald nigga gotta say. I'm metric show. We're not reaching adequate returns for the second quarter. I'm metric show. Nigga, you get no bitches. None. A lot of people don't know it, but your job needs you way more than you need your job. It takes a lot of resources and patience for companies to rehire someone adequate. Sometimes people might even just do the training portion of the job and then the next day they just leave. All those fears and resources that shit keeps them corporate niggas on their toes. Every now and then, they do like to do a little thing called a boundary test. A little boundary test to find out, huh, have we completely wrecked this person's sense of self yet? They tried that shit with me. Got a good old angry sounding voicemail one day talking in this, this overly assertive tone, not asking me nicely, not trying to get on my good side at all. No, I just straight up, I'm going to need you to come in to work early today. That's funny. It is. In fact, the moment I swear, the moment the voicemail finished playing, I swear, I heard a laugh track playing in the background like I was on a set of George Lopez or some shit. First of all, what makes you think I'm going to get out of my warm loving bed to rush to the rescue? Oh my God, my job that doesn't pay me what I'm worth needs me. Kneecaps away! That's less alone time for myself and more time of me having to deal with dipshit customers that drain my energy. These niggas drain energy like the way that the way Legends of Runeterra did to your phone battery on release. Niggas was at 80% played one game, 8% remaining. What the fuck? Trying to get me to come in two hours early? Two whole hours early? I might just come in two hours late for that stunt you tried to pull? Can I come in to work early? Can I come in to work early? How do you even know I'm coming in to work today at all?