Rhymes R Blifes(Original Rap Song)





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Published on Aug 6, 2012

Track 1 off of my upcoming rap album, White Boyz Can't Rap. Audio Only
I'm a freakin hustla, you better not be mean
Im lookin for my sheen, cuz i think im really lean
Im fittin in my jeans and i hope they be clean
I think you know what I mean, I do it all just for the green
Im bustin up the mic, jankin willies i dislike
I know this rap sucks don't be jankin my jin, cuz
Ima bust a cap in yo fat lazy flap
got a prollum with me, or is it just my rap
slap yo momma with this terrible rap
learnin to be a fine chap
dont remind me
but im stuck in the hood with "thuggy d" in my schgmood
alright, im done pollutin what's good
I'm on stamps for food, commies jankin my hood, thinkin bout streakin all nood
na bra, im just playin the cah, what the cha is raw
cuz im so puny, but yet im so tall
can't help it but it makes me raw
taste good? we all got flaws,
rollin jankin wit bras
too random
gots to jack the mic all jank
got a story to tell
about a frosted flake who spent thirty days in hell
biology is rank don't be fillin the blank
cuz they be jank in the answer bank
your heart just sank
tell it

Studyin biology
memorizin terms
learnin bout worms
makin mr barker squirm
jankin my test
48's my best
that's pathetic but poetic
cuz im better than the rest
jank it
i hate it
i wanna disect a pig
but my cocky little jig
was really just a glig
im pedro, i right better lyrics than this
so get back to me quick
cuz this song sucks, im jankin my own jig
where did i get this crappy rig
i could get better lyrics from a fig
deth last breath
fartin meth
crystalized theft
like a rock of the cleft
im all that's left you deaf
trippin like a chef
callin fouls like a dead ref
my conduct is recked like my king is in check
nothin left, just random death
no mo trippin on my hreth
now im gettin sick of trippin like tick
suckin blood, burnt by a BIC
them pliers really got the grip
one last sip and ill blow up like a blip
im a tick dont be dissin don't be trippin cuz my homies end it quick
drive by die by my 9
its time time homie to die
hope you lived yo life cuz its runnin dry
like a fruit fly
it aint clean
back off with yo vasoline
cuz im the king
i wrote this little masterpiece
but now im torn
undigested corn
your momma wants to mourn for the corn that i adorn
forgetting all the beans that i spoke of before i want more
no more of this jersey shore
its folk lore

this random rap is comin to a close
so pull up yo panty hoes
and go home to your bros
tell em it was close but the sucka that you chose
got a hole in all his clothes buy hey, he can shred i suppose
his axe is cherry red his handle is wood rose
yes a fret burnin sucka
on the edge like a stove
no mo of this beginning nonsense
cuz imll kick my riff
and carry
my big stick
to the clique
that'll send me my way quick
my name aint rick
get it right the first time chick
do i look
like a hick flickin like imll flick
the boogers out of my sniff
there i go again
jankin words almost like a vin
cuz in the end
it doesn't even matter
like falling
and stallin
my callin
is haulin
my bros
cuz bros before yo yos
on my toes no moes
shockin rows
of screamin fans with brains i suppose
noone even knows
where this rap is gonna go
do you know? if you do let me know

row row row your boat gently
down the stream
merry merry merry merry life's a bad dream
itll only get better
or itll only get worse call the hearse and tell them
that you were too tearse
submerse your rubber duck
under the stream
here i go again
with a terrible dream
bustin the seam with my beautiful gleam
there's no more whipped cream
so split us into teams and let us dream
of more than
the surface can seem
yeah youre right this rap's a waste of life
cuz i know in the end
this rhyme
is really just a blife

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