 You just, here, close your eyes. Okay. Now, kiss me when I'm in. Yes, Liz, there's no way. Dude, she thinks I'm you. She's so dumb. You're too loud. What, you cheated. There's no way you knew. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Dude, she looked at you. There's no way she knew. Perfect. Yo, Miz. She cheats. You're a cheater. Take the purity test. Disfound Miz can make sure you don't lie. Take the purity test? Okay, what's the purity test? Oh yeah, do the purity test. I mean, maybe I'll do the purity test then go to bed and do all my wild stuff tomorrow. Go to the chair, go to the chair. Yeah, wait. Don't you want to get the comfy chair? That's great. Are you sure? Okay. Kenny, can you fucking already hurry up on the stream? Jesus Christ, dude. Shut up. Dude, XCC's just about to get his fucking speedrun record. Hurry up. I want to watch this and I'll go back. That's Ben. Are you ready? Yeah, I know. Are you ready to? I'll allow you guys to do anything you want right now. Wait, I'm waiting. Holy shit, Miz is going to score a zero on this test. Get in the camera. Oh my gosh. I'm not. No, you are so annoying about anti-shipping that it makes them worse. I read one comment in chat, which was actually funny. And ever since then now you're super self-conscious of touching my hand. Yes, you are. Yeah, exactly. You get so terrified of everything chat says. Yes, you do. The Rice Purity Test is a 100 question survey that originated in Rice University. It is a self-graded survey that assures the participants supposed degree of innocence in worldly matters, sex, drugs to see in other activities assumed to be vices. Generally on a percentage scale with 0% being the least, pure, and 100% being the purest. It used to be voluntarily tested by new students for bonding with their similar students. However, the Rice Purity Test is normally for fraud nowadays. Viewer discretion advised. Oh, then notice subended. Held hands romantic. Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, this will be something. I'm not lying. Time is yo. Are you having my friend sometimes? I'm actually not joking. It's weird. There's preschoolers I know that have a better romantic. Yo, part two. I'm not kidding. Like kissing girls at recess, like. How many girls do you kiss at recess? Then I date, yes. What? Wait, when? Okay, I lied. I'm joking. I've been on a date, of course. What? That means nothing. True. My uncle Jim. And then you play football. So what's that mean? You give me that game fuel? Oh, you're so dumb. Football players play World of Warcraft. Yeah. Football players play World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, and Madden. That's like all they do. And you know what the cheerleaders got with? They got the skateboard boys who drove Nissan 370Z. Yeah. And then they would start smoking and they would do drugs in high school and then burn out. And the girls would be like, fuck that song. Yeah, they would do heroin. Yeah, they would do heroin for some reason. We don't know why, but the guys were going to smoke weed. Yeah. The game fuel. The girls did heroin and went after the guy who smoked weed and listened to fucking Green Day. Yeah. But the relationship is a strong word. Not like anything serious. You know what I mean? Okay. Like yeah, I wouldn't say anything like legitimately. Just answer a question, man. The answer is yes. The answer is yes. Kiss a non-family member. I won't look, Esfan. I won't judge you for this one. Chad, look away. Kiss is like a strong word. Wait, Esfan, didn't you dance with those chicks on the boat when you're drinking that Red Bull for that video? Wait, okay, yeah, but that was something else. That wasn't dancing. That was like... I don't know, dude. I think that counted. No, it doesn't count, McConnell. Okay. This is going to take five. No, I put yes. I did do that. Kissed a non-family member. Yes. Which lips? If you're asking which lips, the answer is probably yes. Look, that's a... I made it around, but I've never kissed a non-family member. Why are you so interested in this? I'm not interested. No, you kept... I'm not interested. I know. I know. I asked myself the same question. I'm not lying. I'm not lying. You kissed a non-family member in the lips. That's fucking sick. Who have I been on a date with? Because that's another thing. You don't hold hands. The one that was classic, wow, almost Reese. He's using a wrong mic, right? He's using a wrong mic. Whoa, what are you doing? Did you see how he tried to fly by that and make us not see that he just clicked yes? What? Wait, French kissed. Wait, Marie. Sacre bleu. No, you gaba ghoul. That's not how it works. It's French kissing's this. Mwah, mwah, right? No. That's Persian kissing. No, that's Italian kissing. That's how they kiss and count. Really? Yeah, when you go to... Dude, I think Italians and Persians are very similar. What? Oh, my God. When you go to your mother-in-law, you go, hey, babo zoom, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. Yeah. That's how it works. Yeah. Hey, I'm walking. That's man. It only gets worse. Kissed on the neck, no. Kissed horizontally. I've never been Spider-Man. Yeah, I've never been Spider-Man. No. Given or received a love bite, like from a spider? Given or received a love bite, no. Kissed or been kissed on the breast, no. Kissed someone below the belt. I got kissed on the breast last night by Slick. Kissed someone below the belt. No. Kissed more than one person. What the hell is this? I'm just going to say no on everything. Jane, what is this? Yeah, what is this test? No. Lies. No. You're a liar. You lied so much. No, I did not. This is actually not true. This is actually not true. I'm playing wild. Lies so much. What did you say to this? Did you put audiobooks? No, I don't. No, that was a donation. My clicker stopped working. My clicker stopped working. Wait, what? Inanimate objects? Look, I'm not like you. I don't treat. I don't treat. Wait, is that what you think of my eyes? I didn't even know, dude. I thought it said woman. This is weird, Jane. Are my parents asleep yet? Oh my gosh, it's still Sunday. This is the Lord's Day. Undressed or been undressed by an MPS? By an MP5. Has an MP4 player or been undressed by an iPod shuffle? Uh, no. Showered, no. Showered with your iPod shuffle? Fondled with your iPod shuffle? I'm for sure that happened. Breast fondled. Yes, you did today. I saw the clip. Who? Jenny. There was that one time where you touched it. What? I went first, Matt. Did this? Oh, what's fondle? Have you been to the doctor in the last six months? Heard of blue balls. Yeah, Miskip got them when we were in Europe. I didn't get them in Europe because of that one chick. Yeah. Oh god, I love getting manipulated. It's so awkward. No. Santa received sexually-explosive photographs. No. But you, you have? No. But they weren't sent. But she showed. But that was an accident. No, I did not. Nick, you got to do something about your girl. No, not Malena. Malena. Yo, you ever eaten a big load of cum before? Big boy. Well, from genitals. So what is that limited to? Pussy juice. Why should pack some punch, though? Pregnate someone or bin. Someone just said, is this the OTK application page? No. Proxy. Paid or been paid? Yes. I'm just kidding. No. Whoa. Hey, we're getting juicy. That's only because of you. Oh, shit. Here we go. Oh, you've never been drunk? What? I don't remember. Yeah, you just get blacked. You get blacked out. No. Make some variety. Well, the parents are like, you're drunk, right? I hope you're drunk. They're like, no, I'm sober, Mom. They're like, our son's a screw up. I want you to get fucked up right now. No, Mom, I really don't want to hear you get school tomorrow. No. Oh, I double clicked. I'm for sure it's no. It's probably no. What was it? Have you ever not had sex? Used tobacco? Yeah. I don't know. Traveled 100 miles or more for the primary purpose of sexual intercourse. No. But you say, whoa. What? You're welcome. Yeah. Wait, let me try. Yeah, you try. You try. Yeah. I mean, you do purity. Held hands dramatically. Yes. Been on a date. Yes. Been in a relationship. Yes. Dance without leaving the room for Jesus. I fuck on the wall. Kissed a non-family member. Yes. Kissed a non-family member. What did it with Slick today? French kiss? Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. Slick. massage sensually yes I've been in the mall before dawn through the motions of intercourse while fully being dressed yes I have I was fully being dressed like what does that mean so when I was a freshman in college this girl would grind on me when she was fully clothed and I was fully clothed and it was fucking awesome what yeah I just had I had shorts on like this that were really soft undressed or been undressed by an MPS member of the preferred sex wait I mean men yeah I know it means women oh yes showered with yes fondle they're hide your butt cheeks fondled yes fondle out of your breast fondled well yes why but she finally had your genitals fondled yes how are the blue balls at it I don't guys I'm due to someone else manipulation do I love getting manipulated tried sexting with any strangers yes sent or received yeah Craigslist center I've actually when I was in California by myself I would go on Craigslist to try to get laid sent to receive set and I still get texts today of like fake bots they're like howdy would you like to fuck me raw and seaside beach I'm like oh no sent to receive sexually explicit photographs yes engaged in sexually explicit activity over video chat zoom calls are fantastic who was the best back in the day cheated on a significant other during relationship no wait oh whoops no I have never I have never cheated on a girl ever purchase contraceptives yikes who uses condoms yes I've I purchased them though yeah no why would ever use the condom they're disgusting condoms literally makes I would rather jerk off than have sex the condom every time give an oral sex what does that mean slick yes received oral sex what does that mean yes ingested someone else's yes yes spent the night with yes been walked in yes kicked out a roommate to commit sex all the time slick had sexual intercourse yes do these this is described my Mario Party for streams had sexual intercourse three or more nights times one night yes no that's a lot that's an for and for you've had sex 10 more 10 times in one night oh I haven't had sex I haven't had sex 10 times and what tentative oh 10 total oh fuck the answers yes had sexual intercourse in four more different positions yeah I've got that achievement had sexual intercourse in a motor vehicle yes yes yes yes yes we're in the same home yes been photographed a film during sexual intercourse by yourself brothers god no chat never let a girl or never send dick pics yeah I will haunt you for the rest of your life yes do chat no way yes no don't do it yeah don't do it cuz that was a hacker dude just send someone else's dick chat just type in dick pics online just copy and paste I did that one time but yeah it's your dad I had period sex god no had anal sex had a pregnancy scare yeah my first time I had sex I thought that I got the girl knocked up we got plan B out of CVS and it was a really expensive impregnated someone I've been impregnated am I no paid or been paid for a sexual act yeah dude I fucking got paid in an RV committed an act of voyeurism this means you're in a museum right creepy champion what are you know I've never done that committed an act of incest engaged in bestiality fuck yeah I've watched force and streams ingested alcohol and a non-religious context yeah played a drinking game yeah yeah I've been drunk chat I know this is probably to take some sponsors away but yeah I like to suck dick had section of course without a condom yep had an STD no no you suck if you get 18 this will be hilarious 17 is too long we got 99 dude that's max rating on Madden wait what does that mean congratulations being hardcore okay Jenny can I be real with you cool Jenny this test is literally pretty much have you gone outside this doesn't mean you're hardcore at all what this is no it's not you're trolling me it's like you made out with a chat this is but can I I didn't lie at all and I am not sexual