 There's a lot of scenes in the new film where Eddie Brock is talking out loud to Venom, but Venom talks in his head. So, why doesn't Eddie Brock just talk in his head? Like, you know, reading a book. Does Eddie Brock read his books out loud when he's alone? So how is Woody Harrelson, though? The guy always brings it, right? Well, he brings it. There's just not a lot to bring. And he has a girlfriend in this, Scream Lady. It's Calypso from those Pirates of the Caribbean sequels and every time she showed up I was just thinking, man, I would really rather be watching the Pirates of the Caribbean films than this. The movie's only an hour and a half long. It didn't even want to stick around for itself. And Venom is just a straight up douche bro. Now he really is the physical manifestation of a monster energy drink. No, a rock star energy drink. We have an end credit scene that's gonna make you go, whoa! Now I'll stop thinking about the rest of this crappy movie and focus on this one cool little part that probably won't even amount to much.