 I like recording on party chat, because I can listen to music in the back and it won't be caught in the desktop audio. It would be a shame if someone started singing. UMG just hears a single word from a song that they own. It's over! Hello? It's a wrap! Adele is taking the funds for a text. Are you playing actual basketball or are we doing stupid ass jump shots again? A-B-C-D. Do you see my player? Do you see anything recognizable about him, A-B? Where are you? Wow, are you being- Are you- He hopped on! Yo, the hell- He has this when I hopped on! Bro, I'm a 92 overall, you're 86! You can't do that! I'm insecure now, man. Nobody wants to play with me, even people six overall lower than me are saying, that's not the guy I want to be playing with. Yo, let's get this garbage. How do I get out? Are you stuck in? Why are you guys stuck in there, man? How did you do that? How did you get stuck in there? Oh, it's not good. The camera angle is horrible. Yo, come over here. It's like we're on a date at the county fair. I'm gonna watch out! A copyright strike! Look at that, G, look at that. And look how big he is. You can never body me. You can never body me. Wow! Out of your mind? Yeah, I hear spotting up. Hey, get up there. He's so satisfying to see this player dunk. Are you doing the post sheet? He's gonna hit it, because my defense does not matter. Why you didn't shoot the... What are you... That's easy for me, man. Wow! My guy's just standing in the pain. It's look like he wants dick in his face. You want to shoot that? Yo, Vortex, yo, Vortex, close app, bro. Just close the app, bro. Why are we still passing at the Vortex? I know, I feel a lot of possessions out. Look what he's doing, bro. Oh, on his head top. They gave me a layup! My man just dropped the ball, he just decided to... Yo, my character is so... Yo, you just left him? Bro, why am I playing with losers? I got clan drops on Saturday. Can you please stop messing up my record? What clan did you sign up for? I don't know, but I'm trying out for the most toxic one. Did you just left me? That was... What? You see that? I'm not getting no hype for that 540 I just pulled off. Guys, I paid the point guard to throw the game. So we should be able to win this. What? You didn't know how to joke before, but you really don't know now. It's clearly how you stay on your dick all the time. If you don't shut up, if you don't shut up, boy. Cause it's fair to him with the kidney. Stop playing with me, boy. Go, go, go, go, Vortex. I mean, oh my God. Bro, stop. Oh my God, oh my God. Talk to them nice, don't talk to them at all. How about you play some defense? He's gonna be running. Yo, nah, bro, nah, bro. This is unbelievable. Yo, he's not even a bro. Corner, corner, corner, corner, corner, corner, corner. What? Yo, Vortex, you literally sold my record. You know, Phantom, you're in my... Yo, I have to help you on that one. Reach, reach. We lost. Jump, Vortex! Jump! Look at all this purple, man. It's on the screen. Confirm that purple. 4, 3, 4. What side are you thinking about joining with that, my guy? Phantom, let's hear your moan real quick. Vortex, let's hear your moan, man. Why do you moan like that? Is there something wrong with you? Vortex wins. Why do they keep putting me at center? Is this a prank? Like a real one, not those freighter ones. Oh, my lord. My question is, why do you even press triangle? Like, you're not going to get the block. This one, coach. Good stuff. Wow. Let's give Phantom a round of applause. Yo, will you edit some more claps, just so that it feels like there's a class here? Oh, my god. 9% Oh, my god. Why is he doing the same move five times? Are you going to hit that? I hate this game. I hate the people who worked on this game. And most of all, f**k Ronnie 2K. Hell yeah. Man, I hate this bro. Give me that! Oh, it's his head. There's nothing more satisfying than this tiny ass player dunking on everybody's head. What, are you crazy? Are you crazy? Are you going to set a screen for him? Watch me. That was so white. It was so white. Amazing. Man, and put it back together, bro. Get it. I don't even get it. I just spit it every morning. All right, pause, bro. Yo, bro. Yo, what did you say? Like, this is the lead over there, and this is play 2K, all right? Hey, Willie, make sure to edit that out. Do you guys think like maybe they were doing laundry, but then they had like a red sock in there and they f**ked up? That's f**k it. That's how it goes. I'm not. He's wide open. That big ass gorilla. Phantom, you can't say that, bro. Bro. Oh my god. You are so bad. I got this. I'm so bad. That'd be right there. Phantom just decides when you want to switch. He doesn't even have to tell you. Just bounce back. That's probably two, by the way. Let's go to the stage. I feel like we need more competition. Oh my god. Why are you dribbling into people? Is there a reason you're doing that, bro? Yeah, he's a lockdown, bro. What are you doing? You're gonna block me. I don't even know why you're white. You see the scoreboard? Look at my defense, man. Oh my god. Did that just hit the... I don't know why you're starting your man. Is there a reason? He's not gonna hit this shot. On his head top. Oh my god. They're gonna leave this game thinking like, oh yeah, we just dropped those guys off right there, man. We're pretty good at this game. What a shame they're gonna leave with that sense of confidence. Phantom, bring your stretch. Let's just play two without Vortex. Yo, David, what do you want, bro? I'm asking him what he wants and he won't... Spawn. Bro, he's probably mad because Tesla ran out of energy or something. On his head. We can win this. We cannot. You're on our team. Do you know how you're open for half the possession? Hey, Willie, could you put some of those in the... Put some of those in just so we know what's happening in the middle of the game. Why we're down 11-6 most games. Just so we know. I can tell. Oh my god. Take him to work, boys. Ooh. Contact us for days, baby. This is very, very sad stuff. Phantom, you're bringing your fucking stretch and that's an order, bro. On his head top. Let's start, baby. Yo, all whites from our stretch. Let's get it. Yo, I want to win a game so bad. We're playing till we win. Let's go. Let's go. He's stuck, yo, bro. What did I just hear? Yo, do you know breast cancer is in men, too? And I got titties for real. So you know what that means. I need to go get myself checked. The fuck up. Let's go, baby. That's easy money for me. Good drive. Good stuff. We're gonna be condescending for the rest of the video. Wait, wait, wait. Don't even worry about it. All whites are perfectly normal. Thank you. Yo, bro. The defense. Oh, shut up. Oh my god, oh my god. They made me do a layup, bro. I want to call my wife right now. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Oh my god. What a surprise. We won a game with the big man. Hey, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. That's not funny. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. You would have thought more times. I never would have thought, man.