 Better walk faster. He's catching up to you asking stupid questions Jordan on Sproul. Hey, can I ask you a question? Hi, I'm Jordan for CalTV Entertainment and recently U.S. News and World Report has tied us with UCLA as the number one public university in the entire world and Times Higher Education has now replaced us with UCLA, making us the number two public university in the entire world. I'm here on Sproul getting students' reactions. Hey, can I ask you all a question? Hi, so you're aware that we're now the number two public university in the world, right? No, I have. I did see that on Facebook. I don't go here. So this doesn't affect me? So you're safe. Now the number two, you have public university in the entire world? That's not true. According to the Times Higher Education. All right. We're number two. We're number two. But don't you think if nobody's a winner, kind of everyone's a loser? I don't know. For how much I'm spending to come here, I feel like a loser. Do your parents love you a little bit less now? Probably. Oh, because I'm not going to the number one university? They didn't love me that much to begin with. So parents don't care. Your parents don't care. My parents don't care about me either. So it's totally fine. We're number two. We're number two. How does it feel to be mediocre? Feels mediocre, I guess. Feels pretty good. I'm at a great university. Yeah. I don't think we're mediocre. Mediocre. I don't feel mediocre. This doesn't help my video. So can you do me a favor and find UCLAM on this periodic table of elements? Give me a second. Wait, I see here... I found BerkeleyM, but in California, and Lorenzium, which I know we're all discovered here at UC Berkeley, but I can't find UCLAM. Yeah. So there is no UCLAM because they suck.