You Should Vote Romney (Parody of "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift)





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Published on Jan 7, 2012


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A parody of Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me."

Camera and editing by Emily Kotecki


You're on the phone with Rush Limbaugh, you're upset
You're going off about something that Mitt said
'Cause he's not a true conservative like you

You're at the polls it's a primary Tuesday night
You're looking at a bunch of candidates you don't like
But you'll never find someone who inspires you

Rick Santorum's scared of gay folks
There's no way he can win any swing votes
Vote for Ron Paul, and I'm sorry to say
It'd be like Barry Goldwater vs. LBJ

Can't you see you need the candidate who's been
Campaigning for six years unsuccessfully
You should vote Romney
You should vote Romney

Watching FOX News, the debate's on you're TV
Can't help thinking that you wanted Chris Christie
Hearing Mitt flip flop thinkin' to yourself
Hey isn't Mitt sleazy?

And he's got a smile like a creepy game show host
The kinda guy who puts nothing on his toast
He's like a robot that has perfect hair
And wearing funny Mormon underwear

All you hate more than abortions
Are Mitt Romney's verbal contortions
Every other day he'll be changing his mind
Pretending he's agreed with your views this whole time

There are so many good reasons not to like him
But for his electability
You should vote Romney

If your goal is to defeat Barack Obama
As a simple matter of strategy
You should vote Romney

Now let me tell you that it's really kind of dumb you don't like the candidate
With the single greatest chance to defeat the guy you hate.
I know your favorite thing is to loathe his liberal schemes
But your gonna help him stay until 2017

Can't you see that he's the only one who could make
Marco Rubio become the VP
You should vote Romney

Stand by while you wait for Bobby Jindal
Even if you're part of the Tea Party
You should vote Romney
You should vote Romney

Everyone in the GOP
You should vote Romney
You should vote Romney


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