 so I'm gonna put this under wild world news because this is some bullshit try to keep my composure while reading this so Bleacher Report has a article entitled John Cena deserves to break Rick Flair's world title record let me continue says whether you like it or not John Cena is on pace to break Rick Flair's record for the most world titles before he retires one of the reasons why he's on uh that pace is because the WWE hands around the titles like they're fucking skittles like they don't mean shit this definitely is going to cause issues among the legions of wrestling fans you goddamn right because flair's arguably the greatest of all time Cena cannot fucking touch him he can't touch him on the mic he can't touch him in the ring he can't touch him with charisma period some will set it as a see it as a good thing that someone new has taken up the mantle of the most successful world champion in wrestling history fuck out of here while others will simply believe the wrong person has been chosen to succeed flair you goddamn right succeed i'd use a different fucking example considering the fact that flair has wrestled for a number of different promotions the exact number of world titles he has held is up for debate but 16 is the most accepted number among fans the big difference between sena and flair other than the length of their careers as that sena has amassed all of his reigns under the wwe banner while flair won titles breaking for wwe wcw and nwa when you look at this issue from every angle it becomes clear that sena deserves to break flair's record no the fuck he doesn't let's examine some reasons why sena is worthy of this accolade let's now i'm gonna re uh edit that let's examine some bullshit why we at bleacher report think sena is worthy of this accolade they're getting kickbacks from wwe for saying this shit john sena is one of the hardest working superstars both inside and outside of the ring as well as there are a bunch of other wrestlers throughout the fucking years they just promote him like that this is a guy who lives and breathes wwe as do other wrestlers which is something you can't say about everyone on the roster that's correct you can't say it about everyone on the roster but you can say it about a few others on the roster sure everyone who wrestles for wwe works hard because it's hard work but sena is of a different breed i don't believe that he goes the extra mile to make sure everyone knows why he is the company's top dog now we probably signed some papers and kissed some ass to have that be promoted into propaganda that the wwe feeds us and that nobody fucking believes and that's the reason why he gets booed all the fucking time not only does he wrestle at just about every pay-per-view and raw taping okay so uh but he often wrestles twice due to most shows having dark match made events i don't give a fuck he is on the road all the time working house shows right alongside everyone else he is so so other wrestling champions have to he could have taken a reduced schedule a long time ago due to the leverage he's built up but he hasn't done that and probably never will we all wish he would take a fucking break let's see what the rest of it has to say he might not be the rock you goddamn right he's not the rock the rock is in a different vicinity okay hey the rock is up here sena's down here looking up like i wish i were you when i go up i want to be just like you mr johnson that's sena okay he might not be the rock but there is no denying that sena could have left for hollywood a long time ago bullshit because if he could have he would have this shit uh and made a good living starring in action moves to television shows if he had the charisma that the rock had he could have did it but he doesn't get the fuck this was legitimate letting him be able to successfully make that switch he's been the only one because he's been the only one really that capable okay there's been others that were close but he's been the only one and sena's not even close to him you should have heard the crowd when i went to wrestle mania 28 oh my god it was the air was bitter you could taste the vinegar in the air we hated him so much he hate that fucking character it's not just his wrestling but it's also the other work he puts in for the company we don't give a fuck media appearances so the miss does a ton of shit too and so the other uh charity work and corporate corporate announcements make his schedule uh that much more hectic and he does it all with a smile and from what i found out a while ago a lot of the other superstars always grant um i don't want to say a lot of the others some of the other superstars always grant make a wishes too but they don't grow bring any attention to that because he's the company boy understand um you might not like him as a fan i hate him as a fan but you have to risk i don't got to respect shit uh the way he conducts him snow i don't and how much effort he put i don't have to do shit being the best he can be put aside the sena triple h is better than he ever was and i'm not bringing triple h down to say that it just showed a picture of triple h on the screen and i was like it just brought to mind triple h is better than sena ever was on the mic in the ring charisma all that he's just a company boy he's loyal and never leave you know that type of shit let me get through this put aside the sena sucks chance and how cool it is to boom no it's not cool it's organic to boo him we legitimately hate the character do you understand that and really think about how good sena is no he's not good he has someone link this to bruce blitz so he can watch this because i'm sure he's going to agree with everything i said and probably have a whole lot more to say he has stolen the show countless times against many different opponents no he hasn't why after a while it becomes obvious that it's not his opponents that make those matches special on their own sena is definitely the kind of guy who sticks to his signature arsenal no he doesn't but what uh uh what big star doesn't uh because he's changed what actually made him successful and that was the more edgy thugonomics which if he brought back would be corning out anyway so i don't know what the fuck he's going to do to revive his career because at this point you'll never that character will never get my fucking respect ever i don't know who the man is in real life the only good thing i can say for him is that he got a good looking chick and he's big that's it and i know he's got special supplements for that so you know uh sena is definitely that guy who says his arsenal yeah but who doesn't the rock austin michael's and rick flair are all guilty of using the same moves over and over that's true it's just a fashion in which it's something about him that's just redundant and fucking boring i will agree with that that's the only thing that i have agreed with so far is that yes they all use the same moves over and over again of course the thing that makes him just as special as those other legends is that he knows when to use what's familiar and when to take a risk bullshit he doesn't have to add new things to his offense but then you see him pull off a hurricane around him it might not be the smoothest yet you damn right dead you've ever seen but it's impressive when someone has that you can even pull it off most powerhouses stick to power moves which is understandable but sena is constantly evolving and tweaking his strategy to match the opponent that he is in the ring with when he faces daniel bryan he uses more technical maneuvers when he faces randy or do you focus on flashy stuff when it goes up against someone like big show he does power moves go watch one of them i'm not watching his match in 2005 from this year you can see someone who has changed quite a bit not uh he is not only one of the most consistent talents but he is someone who continues to improve yeah he's consistently fucking horrible if you are old enough to remember sena remember sena was blowing off the roof every arena he entered back in 2006 right that was back then when he was hot it was absolutely deafening when he came out then it became cool to boo him no it didn't become cool he started to suck he was no longer thugonomics he was no longer funny anymore he was some type of overgrown bitch-ass boy scout it was fucking corny then it became cool to boo him his character got a little stale a little okay he got a whole lot of fucking stale like like preschool fucking cookies that's how stale they got you know come to pick up your kid and they're sitting on the fucking floor the manila fucking crackers and cookies that's how stale he fucking is right now got roaches crawling on him you know who got you know who else got stale over the years rick flair yeah and then flair came back once he reached a certain level to sess every one of his matches and bro promos looked in silent to sing we'll tell you something about flair he was so good on the mic for me he never really got stale you know who else got stale hogan and guess what he did he reinvented himself totally reinvented himself guess who else might got a little stale undertaker guess what he reinvented himself okay the rock was constantly reinventing himself okay stone cold money got a little stale guess what what what what what what what what what yeah he reinvented himself okay people have shorter attention spans these days so they don't want to see someone do the same thing for several years in a row the thing about cina that makes some specials that whether you wait oh yeah okay it's saying the same thing he gets a reaction now now get the fuck no it's bad it's bad the reactions that he get it is bad for business bad for business there are plenty of wrestlers who get little to no response from the crowd and i'd rather be that uh even getting booed is better than a complete silence everyone is welcome to have their opinion and cina embraces his haters just as much as his supporters because he knows that getting you react to him is the important thing not how you react in flair was never going to hold the record for the most world title reigns forever yeah because now the like i said they're passing them around the titles around like fucking skittles like here you want something oh yeah you guys um and do you give it the back to i want the song tomorrow okay and then next week you give bad name and i'll give it to you next week like little fucking kids trade video games flair is never going to hold his forever and unless christina suffers a career injury injury within the next year he will likely be the person to break it this is a different kind of accolade than being in the hall of fame and winning the royal rumble there can only be one person at a time to hold this distinction and cina deserves uh get the fuck out of here out of here uh see here he works his butt off every day to be the best puts on great matches bullshit year after year and get some of the loudest responses from fans both positive and negative no negative before the cina haters are ripped this article to shreds which taro magnus is currently doing try to remember these three simple facts john cina is not the only person who deserves to break the record but he is the closest to doing so he doesn't deserve it and there are others that probably deserve it if it was anyone if anyone would deserve it as far as i'm concerned it'd be someone like taker be someone like um hall kogan be someone like uh the rock someone like austin guys like this that are just you know consistently just the greatest okay um rick flair and then too rick flair supports breaking his record according to q and a from the arnold classic i don't give a fuck what flair's senile ass thinks okay sometimes being the greatest you don't know the best you don't know what's best for you all right flair i'll tell you right now flair yeah as one of your greatest fans of all time that you need to stay on top on the top of space mountain undefeated as the title holder for the greatest amount of time runs of all time yeah whoo now says wwe is filled with hard workers but nobody works harder than john cina's the fuck out of here ziggler works hard in his monkey ass daniel bryan works harder than his monkey ass it might take a year might take two but it's inevitable that senile will break flair's right no you're the fuck out he deserves to do it what do you think should anyone be allowed to break flair's record of 16 world titles if not john senile who do you think deserves to do it let me tell you something just like right now no one deserves to break takers wrestle mania street no one deserves to break flair's there is no one worthy at this time and the only ones that were worthy are out they're gone right now okay well they're part timers okay there's no one right now that's worthy this article can kiss my black fucking ass you see that see that see that bleacher report kiss this right there okay it's nice and hard from doing squats mother fuckers so anyway now i'm done ranting about this you can all post all your love and comments below if you hate john senile hit the like button if you like john senile hit the like button 1 million subscribers