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I know I haven't put my makeup on yet You mean the police It is nice, isn't it? I borrowed it from Mrs. Wrapped down the street. Have you got everything packed Connie? I think so let's see the nighty Harriet Conklin loaned me is in and Mrs. Conklin's negligee that's in and your nylon stockings are in yes, I've got my things all packed Good and just wait until you see the new suit. I'm wearing for the occasion Of course, I won't be able to put that on until 5 15 today. Why not Connie till he ever heart doesn't get home from work until then You're terribly excited about this weekend trip on Judea. Oh, of course, Mrs. Davis. This is quite an important convention I'll get an opportunity to exchange ideas and opinions with other people in my line of work I'll get an opportunity to see what's being accomplished at other schools. What else will you get Connie? I'll get all my expenses paid and a whack at mr. Boynton Nice you and mr. Boynton seeing strange places and strange faces together the strange places are all right But the strange faces can go to the races There's one thing that puzzled me Connie knowing your relationship with mr. Conklin How did he happen to choose you as a delegate? Oh, it's very simple Mrs. Davis Remember two weeks ago. Mr. Conklin got himself a new gray flannel suit. Yes indeed his wife Martha told me he spent a small fortune on it I'm glad it was a small fortune. I spilled a small bottle of ink on it Monday He now has gray flannel pants and the very sporty blue jacket Anyway on Tuesday, he left his wrist watch on his desk and I accidentally brushed it to the floor while I was picking up some papers Then when I bent down to get it, I broke the crystal Oh, but the crystal is easily repaired Not when you break it by putting your heel through the back of the watch But Connie, I still don't understand. Why did mr. Conklin pick you for the convention this weekend? I was just getting to that Mrs. Davis You see mr. Conklin is buying a new pair of glasses this morning and he wants to give them a three-day head start Sounds logical Well, I know another English teacher at Madison who'll be mighty disappointed that she's not going on this trip You mean miss n right? I do She's almost as sweet on mr. Boynton as you are and this weekend trip would be a wonderful opportunity For her to cut you out with him. Please mrs. Davis. I just got up. Why talk about nightmares No more pencils. No more books. No more play for me, mr. Wake me up this morning. You know my car's in the repair shop. So is mine But I'm glad I caught you before you dropped into mr. Boynton's biology lab What makes you think I was going to drop into the biology lab? Please mr. Brooks. It's too early in the morning for quips What I meant was I thought I could save you from a big disappointment. Oh, that's all right. I'm used to him by now I mean What kind of disappointment? Well, mr. Boynton isn't in school. What's more he isn't coming to school today What but we're supposed to leave from here for the convention Yeah, I know it miss Brooks and I know how devastated you'll be by the news But mr. Boynton won't be able to go to the convention. He's sick in bed sick in bed How do you know Harriet told me he called in a little while ago and left the message with one of the teachers Well, how can I leave town if mr. Boynton is sick? He has no more relatives in this part of the world than I have who'll take care of him Let me put your mind completely at ease miss Brooks Harriet and I can run errands for mr. Boynton and I'm sure miss in right. I'll be glad to nurse him back to health She's an r. N. You know, yes, I know a real nothing I'm not exactly smitten with miss in right. Are you miss Brooks? Frankly walter. There isn't a lot of affection squandered between us Well, she always speaks highly of you Not just the other day miss n right said the only reason she can't see a romantic attachment between mr. Boynton and yourself Is because of the difference in your ages miss n right said that sure Let's see now. What were her exact words? Oh, I remember and she said that in her opinion, mr. Boynton was definitely old enough to be your kid brother She did did she well that makes my next step quite apparent if you'll excuse me walter I'm going right over to the principal's office. What for I've got to see a man about a cat Morning, mr. Conklin. Don't come any closer miss Brooks, but sir. I just if you take one more step. I'll call for help I will be pleased to know I am sure Thanks to your valiant efforts. I have become one of the poorest accident insurance risks in this part of the state I won't draw an easy breath until you're on the train this afternoon I presume you're packed and ready to go. Yes, sir, and I'm really looking forward to it This is the first convention. I've attended since I represented gordon high school six years ago That was a lot of fun You're not going to this convention to have fun miss Brooks as Madison's standard bearer our school will be judged by your actions Always remember that. Oh, I will mr. Conklin. You can depend on me, sir I won't get myself thrown into jail this time Jail You mean you were thrown into jail at your last convention for the most absurd reason mr. Conklin Can you imagine being locked up for riding around on a motorcycle? That's hardly a jail offense. That's exactly what I told the policeman besides he wasn't using it at the time anyway You took a policeman's motorcycle it was just a lark There was absolutely no reason for them to put that picture in the paper What picture a picture of me holding up a burlesque queen in the drunk tank Miss Brooks you can start unpacking at any time. You're not going to the convention Not going but mr. Conklin think of your new glasses my glasses will have to live dangerously like the rest of my person But if you don't send me, who will you send I haven't given it any thought I have you any suggestions I haven't given it any thought either miss n right Miss n right might be just the first she has poise bearing Do you think she'll relish the idea of going believe me mr. Conklin when you tell her about it? She'll be so happy. She'll clap her paws in glee Now if you'll excuse me, sir, I'll get to my classroom very well miss Brooks This Morning miss Brooks. Good morning, mr. Boyden wait till you hear the news I was just in mr. Conklin's office at mr. Boyden What are you doing up go right home and get back into bed at once bad what for I'm not sick You're not oh, I never felt better in my life. What a revolting development. This is Walter told me that Harriet said you were sick in bed Harriet I didn't talk to Harriet when I phoned the school this morning I thought I was going to be delayed at the biology supply house So I left that message with one with one of the teachers what teacher miss n right I should have said witch teacher and she's a witch teacher if I ever saw No, no, no, do you suppose she could have confused the words delayed with laid up There's no confusion at all. This is the result of careful calculations Miss n right knew that Harriet would tell Walter also that Walter would if he saw me and that's customary He'd be almost sure to tell me and then knowing what she would do or thinking she knew what I would do She told Harriet what I later heard from Walter and then I did what she thought I'd do Well, miss Brooks, are you all right? Why are you speaking in such jerky sentences? There's a good reason mr. 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Boynton that I suspected miss enright of deliberately saying he was ill so that I would withdraw And she could go in my place at first he refused to believe it of her But finally his sense of justice was so completely outraged that he seemed beside himself with fury and he violently shouted Maybe it was all a misunderstanding Why should miss enright think you'd stay home from the convention even if I were sick in bed because I would that's why Somebody would have to take care of you get you your medicine and fix your meals and see that you were made comfortable Miss Brooks may I remind you that I'm not sick in bed? Oh, I know that mr. Boynton Then would you mind not taking my pulse? I need this hand to finish my wax beans I still say that when people haven't any relatives in the place It's up to the people who think something of people to do something for the people they think something of Maybe I should teach spanish I know you're disappointed about not attending the convention miss Brooks, but if you have any suggestions You'd like me to put before the meeting. There's only one suggestion. I'm worried about and that'll come from miss enright to you Hey, that's funny. What you're mentioning miss enright. She's heading for the table now Well, speak of the devil. It's just the way she's wearing her hair Uh-oh, she spotted us. Hello miss Brooks Oh, mr. Boynton. Why aren't you home in bed? His sheets caught fire You know yourself miss enright, but I only phone to say I might be delayed getting to school delayed I thought you said laid up He did See miss Brooks. It was a misunderstanding. Oh, of course like the one custer had with those red chaps Now don't be a bad loser, darling Not that you are really I understand that you personally recommended me to mr. Conklin for the position of second delegate from madison high You did that miss Brooks. I wish my mother had quit after my two older brothers were born You mind if I join you at this table the cafeteria is quite crowded right now not as crowded as this table right now Oh, come on. Sit right down miss enright. I see you have your own sandwich. Can I get you some water or a napkin or something? Oh, go ahead diamond jim bring her a toothpick, too Please mr. Boynton very well. I'll get some for all of us. I'm a great boy for water He's a great boy for a lot of things But you'll be happy to know darling that mr. Conklin told me of my selection as second delegate early in the day That's why I was able to get home during a free period pack of valise and put on my new fall traveling suit Do you like it? It's all according how far you travel Look miss enright. We both know that you're going to the convention is my fault But we also know that my not going is your fault. Do I make myself clear? To me. Yes, but I can't help wondering how much of you gets across to your pupils Oh, but that's the wrong attitude. Isn't it darling? Yes, let's not spoil mr. Boynton's luncheon with a lot of female bickering You're right miss enright. I might as well be a good sport about it All's fair and you know what in war I guess Well, here we are ladies some good old aqua pura. Greatest thing since water Sit down mr. Boynton. I brought some coffee for us, too Oh, that was very considerate mr. Boynton. Tell me do you think this suit I'm wearing is all right for our train trip today? Yes, miss enright. It looks fine. It's a very provocative shade of green Don't you think so miss brooks? In my present mood. It's puzzling. I can't tell where her suit leaves off and my face begins Actually miss enright. It is an interesting shade of green Who knows you may blend in with your pullman chair so well. Mr. Boynton won't be able to find you Is that what you call being a good sport miss brooks? Sorry, let's be gay. Shall we drink up mr. Boynton? We'll knock that water cooler silly I've had plenty of thanks I'm working on this beef stew right now. A few ladies will excuse me. I'm not much for conversation while I'm eating Of course, mr. Boynton. Bon voyage Tell me miss enright. What other clothes are you taking on the trip? Oh, just my two good dresses as a matter of fact, they're the only two I'd wear out of the house But I thought you had quite an extensive wardrobe. I did but I gave loads of last year's stuff to charity I feel the poor have to live too. What a liberal viewpoint Oh, I'm sorry miss enright. I'd really like to let bygones be bygones I'm going to get myself a little dessert now. May I bring you something? Well, I could do with a piece of pie I'll be happy to do you with a piece of pie Don't be guys on the very going miss brooks. Can I get something for you? You keep bucking that beef? You're only yards away from a first down I'll be back in the jiffy. Don't make it anything too rich darling. I'll leave it to me darling. I'll fix you up fine Hi miss brooks. I was happy to see that mr. Boynton wasn't sick enough to miss school today He's not sick at all Harriet It was just a plot to get me to volunteer to stay home So miss enright could go to the convention in my place I suggested her to mr. Conklin myself and he took your suggestion hook line and stinker sinkers But I've got an idea that may still turn the tables I'm going to get miss enright a nice piece of pie a piece of pie Because she played a dirty trick on you. Exactly. Let's see now. What goes poorest with a green dress With a green I get it miss brooks You're going to present miss enright with the pie but in several places Why Harriet Conklin wasn't outrageous thought I'll just take this coconut cream pie. I believe How about taking this piece too? Both of you? Well sure then you can lose your balance easier and as your letter have it you can sing white christmas You have an extremely poetic mind Oh Harriet there's no one at this counter to punch my food check. Will you please get it done for me? I'll pick it up on my way out. Oh, sure miss brooks. You go right ahead. Thanks, dear Don't mention it happy landing. If I wasn't too long. I brought some pie back for both of you. It was very thoughtful this brooks It looks delicious. Oh, yes, it does. I'll pass mr. Boynton's piece over to him miss brook. I think I can manage Oh, come on. Let me have it Oh, could you be so clumsy for my goodness surprise all over your new suit? Oh, well not quite all over it mr. Boynton most of it splattered on the coat the skirt's not touched. Thank goodness That's what I get for not keeping my head down Here, I'll just dip a napkin in this water. Maybe we can get some of the goo off your coat. Let me try Watch out for the coffee cup. Oh That's what I call teamwork Sorry miss enright. Oh my new suit is completely ruined coffee on the skirt It's like I always say what good's a piece of pie without a cup of coffee Your event's tumor leaves me cold at this point miss brooks It's a good thing I had the foresight to pack my other dresses and leave them in my gym lock Oh, it is indeed miss enright. You'd hardly have time to get new clothes this afternoon. The train leaves at 5 45 Well accidents will happen. I apologize again miss enright and now if you'll both excuse me I've got to practice a bit practice. Yes, my work on the parallel bars has been very vertical You sent for me mr. Conklin. Yes, miss brooks. I did I have just spoken with miss enright She it appears was foolhardy enough to have lunch with you We did share the same table, but fortunately she escaped without any serious bodily injury However, she has been forced to withdraw as madison second delegate to the teacher's convention in evanston You mean she's not able to go Miss brooks when miss enright informed me that you had peppered her garments with a slab of coconut cream pie It didn't surprise me in the least But there's one thing that does puzzle me. What's that mr. Conklin If it isn't revealing too much of a trade secret miss brooks Would you kindly tell me how you managed to plop a second piece of cream pie on the dresses packed inside her valise? Which was inside her locker, I guess when I get clumsy I just go hog wild Well until they infringe upon school operations personal rivalries on the faculty are not my concern However, there are two train tickets available for this trip. I know it. Yes, sir two tickets And there are two delegates expected at the convention That's right two delegates expected two of them as you know, mr. Boynton is one of the delegates All we need now is another one. You're right, mr. Conklin. You're so right. You're the rightest thing since the right brothers Just one more delegates all we need miss brooks. Yes, mr. Conklin get off my desk. You're not going I have just made my selection for delegate number two who me you None other Not only will the trip do me a world of good It will reflect prestige and credit upon Madison High as well However, I don't want you to feel completely out of things miss brook. So so I want you to type up these notes for me They contain some remarks. I will make to the convention Now paddle along miss brook. Yes, sir. I realize it's quite late But how would you like to be my guest for a little lunch? Not today don't be discouraged. It was a nice try He says all things to happen to a person miss brooks. You must be upset today. You're talking to yourself I know i'm a very good listener. Oh, it's you mr. Boynton Yes, I'm going in to talk to mr. Conklin for a moment. Mr. Conklin. Are you in trouble? Oh, not at all Rather not mention why I'm seeing him until after the interview If you'll wait right here miss brooks. I think I'll have a pleasant surprise for you when I come out of his office Surprise? Yes. Now wait right by that fire hose on the wall. I'll just be a few minutes Don't worry, mr. Boynton unless the hose catches on fire. I'll be here I'm glad you waited for me miss brooks. This hose is doubled over exactly 62 and a half times Now, what's the surprise? Well, I I knew how anxious you were to make this trip to heavenston. So when miss enright withdrew I determined to prevail upon mr. Conklin to let you go as originally planned But there are only two tickets available and mr. Conklin is using one of them himself I know that miss brooks, but you're going anyhow. I am. Yes. I turned back my ticket to mr. Conklin Of course he he was a little timorous at first but when I pointed out how helpful you could be to him taking notes and typing and whatnot He agreed to have you accompany him to the convention. But what about you mr. Boynton? Don't worry about me. I'll be busy as it be over the weekend. I'll probably go on a shopping tour with miss enright You really must excuse me mr. Boynton This is the only traveling dress I own and I've got to fix it up right away fix it up. What's wrong with it? That's obvious. It hasn't any coconut cream pie on it Martin is our miss brooks returns in just a moment, but first Tonight Yes tonight show him how much lovelier your hair can look after a luster cream shampoo Luster cream world's finest shampoo No other shampoo in the world gives you k-doom. It's magic blend of secret ingredients plus gentle lanolin Better than a soap better than a liquid luster cream is a dainty cream shampoo Leaves hair three ways lovelier Fragrantly clean free of loose dandruff glistening with sheen soft manageable Even in hardest water luster cream lathers instantly No special rinse needed after a luster cream shampoo So gentle luster cream is wonderful even for children's hair Tonight. Yes tonight try luster cream shampoo You owe your crowning glory to A luster cream shampoo And now once again the hair is our miss brooks. Well by the time I got to the cafeteria They were all out of pie So I took a short detour through the machine shop where a terrible thing occurred I accidentally ripped my dress on a rusty nail lying in a locked toolbox, which I had jimmied open About 15 minutes later as I left mr. Conklin's office. I bumped into miss n right Oh, it's you miss brooks. Don't you think you've done enough damage for one day? I'm terribly sorry about what happened miss n right, but I have tried to make it up to you What do you mean? I've just arranged with mr. Conklin for you to go in my place But my clothes miss davis is bringing over her new suit for you You both wear the same size and she said she'd be happy to lend it to you Well, you have had an attack of conscience miss brooks But I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth. I'll turn my head Well, thank you dear mr. Boyden and I will send you a postcard Well miss n right. I hear you're going to the convention after all. Yes indeed, mr. Conklin The train leaves at five forty five. So be sure to meet me at the station at five thirty Meet you What about mr. Boyden? I'm going in his place I've got to pack my bag. Be sure you're on time miss hen right this if I live to be a hundred Oh, that's terrible miss n right. You can't hold a grudge for the next five years Best reminding you to tune in next week to another our miss brooks show brought to you by luster cream shampoo For soft glamorous caressable hair and cold gate dental cream to clean your breath while you clean your teeth And help stop tooth decay our miss brooks starring eve arden is produced by larry burns written by allois With the music of wilbur hatch. Mr. Boynton is played by jeff chandler Mr. Conklin by gale gordon others and tonight's cast were jane morgan dick crana loria mcmillan and mary jane croft Prove palm olive soap can bring you a lovelier complexion in 14 days Yes, 36 leading skin specialists proved in tests on 1285 different women that palm olive soap facials using nothing But palm olive brought new complexion beauty to two women out of three Just wash your face three times daily with palm olive soap each time for 60 seconds Massaging palm olive's beauty lather onto your skin then rinse and pat dry So start your palm olive facials today. Remember doctors prove palm olive soap can bring you a lovelier complexion in 14 days Folks meet eve arden radio his own miss brooks at home and at school in the pages of the current look magazine Yes, it's a photo feature of eve her associates at madison high and with scenes of her home life after school is dismissed All in the current issue of look magazine now on sale at all news stands If you like mysteries that are as full of chuckles as chills Be sure to hear mr. And mrs. North every Tuesday over this same network Don't miss the exciting and laughable adventures of these amateur detectives Here mr. And mrs. North every Tuesday night and be with us again next week at the same time for another comedy episode of our miss brooks Bob Lamont speaking Stay tuned now for jack many It's the cbs the columbia broadcasting system