 It's so stupid. It's positively bruised Yep, shawlamen to God shelter we are the brilliant white lightning white lightning we will get to it We will get to it. Hold on waxes his well you uh I'm not mentioning the other person from websites And today today show today's show is brought to you by Squarespace from websites and online stores the marketing tools and analytics Squarespace is the all-in-one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business. All right key word run Your business. All right. There are no hidden fees or price hikes and all websites are optimized for mobile And it's so simple start with a design template Use drag and drop tools to make it your own head to square space dot com slash idiot for a free trial When you're ready to launch use the offer code idiot to save 10% off your first purchase now Let's start this show. Can we just get into the what a fucking idiot portion of the show? I think we should It's unbelievable And you you that was I Want y'all Yeah, you was talking about wait last week you was talking about how you were so upset show me That he was upping women and everything else like that. You need your fucking privilege men white privilege. Whatever you want What I gotta do what you losing this race You lost I have you in the right position right now Rematch okay, why watch oh now you don't have rematch no, I blew her out the water I Went to the point in which it can go and then it could go no more and you tried to push it past Shutdown it said you don't race. You don't race against white lightning rematch Something is A little bit though you kind of jumped off You already moved I'll beat your ass in a race bull shit. I'll be right now. Right now. I'll be ready. I'll be ready real soon Listen, I could be Muhammad I'll leave but now The race me oh, whoa, whoa, you need boat your Achilles race me. I was racing dog I Never thought Taylor could be the Andrew by the way, of course not go back. I say Taylor's too low to the ground It's too low to the ground. You're a woman. There's I was just going to get out You can give it to our Good When you better I'm not making you know You got your ass watch When do you want to rematch when It was changed between last week and this week, yeah He was complaining about you making up Me not being up. What do you not begging men up? That speech that I gave about how amazing men are you had the opportunity to shut me up and what happened Only went three quarters of the way So instead of just taking it so you know what you love you won't really You really think you can be me in the race I have to join this meeting. Why the people already are like gleefully What are you for me? Where was that last week? Why I gave you your bread man. I'm a man of my word. Fuck. I didn't want to do that It was a good race. No, it was a sore loser. I am listen. I don't he can't be a sore loser Especially when you was talking to you was talking to talk. I'm a sore winner. We both can't be sore You know if you lose to me, you're never gonna stop here That's different though, that's j. Williams. I mean god damn But she was talking to Because nobody cares about details, you know, I beat j. Williams when I won Yeah, that's fire Yeah, nobody asking the details about that but beating taylor beating taylor in a hundred meter dash Yeah, that's not as exciting. No For years though, you kind of share her for years though. That's a good ass point. She's been talking about this for years She's a bit of track star. Yeah She said she a track star. She's like, I run an 11 second 100 meter desk. Well, shit I'm who she said she's talking about kobe used to come to her track meets and all No, she didn't she did She said kobe used to come to the track me. Yeah He was her neighbor. What are you talking about? He used to come to her track meets and all Shaq came one time The funniest shit was taylor announced that she had to go get a meeting like Y'all want to hold your breath Oh man, um Your boy andrew yang dropped out. You can see this Eric Adams, I think was in the lead, but that's my guy. I don't understand that race rank Shit, what's the shit called the motor ranked? Are we ranking races? No Yeah, because when you vote you put like you got to vote one two five Like your first choice second choice third choice. Why I don't know. They don't make happy you wait me You very good. I heard about this there. I think this this is how it works in like, uh parliamentary systems Where uh, if not No, don't let me start And I was like, no, I just don't see the point like doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of voting? Like you're going to vote for one person they was saying they were doing it because they don't want to They want to prevent runoffs and shit like that But maybe that's a go maybe like second counts for a half a vote for some shit. Yeah, andrew yang man I I fucking andrew I still think andrew has a lot of great ideas But man, he talked about somebody who blew a three-year-old lead son. I told him I told him and his people I told his pr guy his chief of whatever pr I said he cannot be mayor of new york unless he comes on flagrant two podcasts He did a lot though, man. I mean he played basketball. Yeah, it is Going the girl was to pull her try to pull her titties out and got down on her on the ground and started Pull her skirt up and what happened? He was like if you do whatever you want to do I think that what you want to see my titties. He's like, I don't know do whatever you wanted. It was at the park Yeah, yeah, andrew Andrew really is I don't know bro. I promise you it is. Yeah, I didn't see that. You know what's crazy about andrew andrew is like the uh He's I guess I guess he did too much Because it's like, you know, it's like the guy who like talked him talked his way out of the vagina That's me. Oh, my oh, that's my only one thing not a woman be like I was going to give you something And then he started talking. Yeah, he was afraid he played prevent defense He he he had it in his grasp. Yeah, and everybody thought that he was gonna do it I think he even had the lead and then after that he got pussy and his camp got pussy and they didn't want to ruffle any feathers They're like, we're just gonna coast to the finish line and new yorkers do not like that We would rather you take a real hard stance about some shit. We don't agree with but we know that you're tough Yeah, then you just try to placate you say you're pro one thing then you flip flop once you get some pushback That eric adams dude was like, yo, this is how you find drugs in your kids closet And then we were all like, yo No, I mean now's a good time for somebody like eric adams because yes, new york is it's wild. It looks bad It looks like the wild wild west That's what i'm saying people thousand dollars for what yeah, yeah No, but listen that would help clean up the street pseudo Provide people opportunity give them money and resources Every time they give money they go ahead they doing more bad stuff with their money and it depends right like government Giving people money for the last year That's why they that's why they why i'm not saying People are wild because they broke that dude got robbed in the Bronx last night for a $3,000 chain They killed the drive in the head for a freaking chain. All right, but he Where do you think they got the money to get the gun? Where do you think they got the Listen, i'm not saying don't give them no bread, but they are you gotta leave out here while and you have to have a combination of both it has to be law enforcement and coming on flavor two Law enforcement and you got to put resources in these forms disenfranchised I definitely want to get them bread, but uh what i've seen would get a lot of people bread right now I guess whenever anytime you just give somebody something. Yeah, they don't cherish it Opportunity you get my opportunity with jobs. You give you put more trade schools in these communities Like you give them something to do open up the direct centers. Just don't get them cash I'm with you on that I'm with them giving opportunity giving people an opportunity to work and like obviously you need to give cash To some people who are really in need if you got a mom she got two kids at home She got to look after the kids with the fuck she's supposed to work 40 hours a week Is not going to be possible what you said just now helps too, right? Because if i'm a mom and I got to work two or three jobs, who's watching the kids? Yeah, they care all that kind of thing 100% we're gonna board that but the andriang shit that blew my fucking mind is I thought this motherfucker was rich He's not He got like a million dollars What do you mean you are balling go ahead? Oh, he got it a million a measly million What do you mean who you would give away a thousand everybody? That's what I'm talking about. Like you're talking about giveaway a thousand you need a thousand I'm not talking about a million isn't a lot, but if you couldn't be the I know business I know how economies work. I know how the system works, but You've met you have got a million. That's a lot of money, bro Sometimes it's not a lot of money for you to be a financial expert. Yeah, he's supposed to have that Like if I'm going to financial expert for advice, he gotta have more than a million Yeah, I don't think he's I don't consider andriang a financial expert. It's like universal Universal basic income was a principle that started with Martin Luther King June It's something he needs because he's he's coming on I thought this guy was worth hundreds of millions of dollars. I thought he was a genius businessman Really? Why are you telling me about money if you don't have more money than all these other motherfuckers? I mean, it's it's not he's it's not like he's telling people how to, you know, balance their books He's just like look universal basic income people can use an extra thousand dollars a month. That's not fucking a financial advisor I could wax to say that He wouldn't I'm definitely trying to get a thousand dollars. Whatever that means See how it works My mother fucking just came out like, you know, everybody gets a thousand dollars And we were like, all right, this guy's kind of onto some shit And we didn't even look to the credential Martin Luther King, Jr. Man, he's the one who invented the concept of universal basic income Martin Luther King Jr. He invented or communism invented? I first time I ever heard of universal basic income with Martin Luther King He was the one saying people need I don't know if he ever had a dollar amount, but they need to stipend a month in order just to take care of their basic needs You know, he got it. Oh, that's all MLK, Jr. For any standards, they all got it from MLK, Jr. universal basic income But it's just 1000 or a thousand every month or something like that. I thought he said a thousand every month, right? That's what yeah, yeah But it wasn't going to be for all new yorkers. It was going to be for like a quarter million or something like that I just think that he came off as a little inauthentic and um New yorkers sniffed that out and it's hard It's very hard to come off inauthentic in 2021. Like you can fake being real You know what i'm saying and even when people were saying like oh, andrew yang he's he's goofy Yeah, he's playing basketball. We like when he's goofy. He's he's dead So to me, I thought he was being authentic, but to some people like nope He didn't want to piss off anybody and I tell you that is the downfall in new york We're used to being pissed off. Yeah, it's not a big deal to piss us off We like it if you piss us off as long as you stand for something. Yeah, just stand for your shit Take a stand. Yeah the day the politicians playing both sides is over done And you you either got you got to believe in something Yeah, there has to be a mass group of people that see you and know this is what you're committed to That's how you win elections. Yeah, we feel comfortable then even if we don't like you and I know where you stand I'm like, I don't know how to work. I don't know how to deal with the shit when you come in here And I'm like, I don't even know what this motherfucker's gonna do. How do I plan taxes? How do I plan business shit? How do I plan hiring? If I don't know the positions this guy's gonna put me in You if you get a republican or a democrat in office, I know how I can plan for both of those motherfuckers A flip-flopper He just want to play basketball. Oh, that's the only time I've ever seen this playing basketball This playing basketball. That's it. You see when they asked him what his favorite jay-z song was No, and he said a jay-z and lincoln park record like bro I mean that makes sense, bro. That makes sense. Yeah, nobody ever nobody in the history of life is playing basketball in the park I've become so numb I've never heard that right. I could see you there That's from the collision course. I'm about to shoot this whole I got hyped just right then yo, jay-z on that song I was about to shoot the whole nova Hold on that song jay-z and what's the name lincoln park? Bro, the way that song just hit me Y'all could be dead right now if I kept singing that song I don't like white men constantly talking about doing mass shootings You said it a few times already It's candy man. You play that song one more time. It might be over all this You play lincoln park three times in a row for a while. Nobody nobody believed a kid It was what I kept saying oh for real the kid kept saying he's gonna do it I was like, ah, please let him Andy alone Let on Andy doesn't mean it You know, he's coming here trenched up He's going through the whole he's going through the whole act Like a fucking Terminator Pull the gun out. I was like, ah, it's so funny Till he starts shooting so you like Eric Adams from new york I only saw that one video of him and I loved it. I loved it I saw one video. I don't know anything about his policies I remember that where he was like just how you find kids in your drug room. This is how you find guns I'm like, who the fuck is this little kid? I love this little nino brown He's got a bad ass little kid and knows how to hide his guns and drugs He's black or white? He's black? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got Eric on um my audible my audible project We've got answers that I put out a couple months ago Oh, and he's on it Right Part of the the black brain trust that I assembled Eric Adams is definitely definitely one of Commissioner he was something what was he in brooklyn? Ah, shit. Why did they slip him on my right? Police police commissioner. He was the brooklyn borough president. Okay. That's what he was brooklyn borough president Eric Adams, so listen, I guess I'll salute the Eric Adams. I don't know if it's official yet Yeah, and that was the primary right like so he's still got to win against I thought that was the primary It was a primary But in new york whoever wins the democratic primary is gonna go on to be Hold on that wasn't the election on tuesday No, because now on what the fuck it's like a scrimmage not watch andrew yang runs for the other side flip flopping that Hold on that wasn't the election on tuesday democratic primers. No, I love andrew yang But yo his chief of staff played pussy with us bro. That's it bothered me He keeps oh, yeah, we're gonna do confirming and then ghosting us and I told him to his face I said if he doesn't come on the podcast, he will lose Yeah It was like you cannot come I saw him you cannot win the election for mayor of new york without coming to flagrant two podcasts That's why you move back to new york, right? You move back to new york. Just to interview andrew yang Not to interview him. I moved back to new york to ensure a good mayor Tell him what you did today though what I do today I well, I called his ass you call yang. No, I called the little pussy boy that There was a boy in my cause Chief of staff, yeah, what'd you say to him? I said I said, I told you so I said, well, well, well I told you you don't come on the podcast you ain't winning shit Take your pussy ass back Nah, this is a voicemail. They ain't bigger. Oh you left. Oh my god Yeah, even worse. Hey, it's what happens when you ghost me, bro You wanted old man. Say what you wanted old. Yeah, you write letter. I was hurt Have a girl ever ghosted you in real life? No. Oh, I mean, yeah, of course How did you react like that? Um, no I had other candidates The great choice voting But I tell you, but I tell you this those those that ghosted and all of a sudden, you know On the little netflix special or some youtube shits are popping the rock post you on instagram post on this I'm back up in the dms. Congratulations. I see you I see you big Back then they didn't want you now. I'm hot. They haul off. Yeah I see you I see you ugly Now you want this pussy, huh? I'm gonna be honest with y'all, I don't even know what the fuck we ended. We had some technical difficulties We had to stop so so whatever the conversation was it was getting wild But basically if I say It's time to come on flagrant too Or else you don't got a chance now, you know, I'm dead serious and and first of all, I just want to make this point very clear I extended that to somebody who is a political nobody Yeah, I've had mayors on the podcast before we had the mayor of Miami not the wannabe mayor I was willing to throw him an alley you was popping on the national level though because of the president He never won nothing. No, he definitely never won nothing You know what I'm saying? Popular dude, but never won nothing. He never been a politician before I wonder if he regrets now or not taking a position in the biden administration He'll they'll place him. He's part of that whole thing. You think now even still after the fight They pulled him in and this is what you do the guarantee They tried to run him in new york. It didn't work But like the vei the establishment is like, yeah, he's their guy Or they just put him back on CNN and he keeps on spouting their shit He'll definitely be he'll be on CNN. I can see he'll still do a political punny thing I think he already got a podcast Yeah, what we liked about him is we thought he was an outsider and I think that they pulled him in They were like, I think he came off a little too politiciany in his run for new york as well That's what it was. Yeah. Now I agree with that because it was a lot of like he had a lot of burniness with him But it seemed like he was leaning a little A little a little a little too left You know what I mean? And but you're right though, if you don't stand for anything if you don't stand for something You'll you'll you'll fall for any motherfucking thing. You know what I'm saying? He goddamn fell it on those poles What do you think of people getting charged to get vaccinated, bro? Wait, what is that? Like they're finding people. What was that? What's the school? What's the start click on that story? It's kind of wild Alex, um, we only had that link But we only had Taylor to not know what was going on with the story Hold on. Let me pull it up, man. Yeah, it's not even a link Charging people if they don't get vaccinated hold on. Hold on. Let me tell you right now I want because I want you to have the context of this because this is I don't understand this. Okay Like charging money or like with a crime students are suing Indiana verse Indiana University and federal court over vaccine mandate Okay, all these do it at home and just do it like, um Doing homeschool The mandate requires students faculty and staff to be vaccinated or get an exemption for religious or medical reasons Before starting the fall term. Mm-hmm. What do you think? It's tricky, man It's tricky because you can't even really be honest about how you feel about the vaccine because facebook youtube Instagram twitter will take your whole shit down Like the exact things that we've all been saying and we all we've all been curious about That were called conspiracy theories are now coming out right People initially like yo this shit might be made in a lab and they go Oh, and it was leaked by china. Oh, you racist. How could you say that and that's so fucked up and now it comes out Yeah, it's most likely made in the lab. Yeah, uh, same thing thing goes with the vaccine It's like there are gonna be people that have adverse reactions to the vaccines And it's okay if as an average citizen you feel scared about taking it. I got the vaccine I got it really probably because I just want to travel. So I was just on some like spoiled ho shit I'm just being a spoiled hoe. I wanted I'd like to travel So, how do I get it? And I also got it if I'm to say Being selfless is like I go do shows on the road where I bring large groups of people into one place But all are all of them vaccinated. They might not be but the least I could do for them But you can still get it still get it though. Yeah, but I could I could provide More protection to passing it on okay, you can still get it But you can't one it's much harder to get and two you're not going to show symptoms Okay, what about the houston mephidus hospital? That said 153 employees either resigned or were fired Because they refused to get a kovat 19 vaccine because it was a hospital policy That's not right Is my body my choice not applied to vaccines? No, I mean your kids got to get vaccines to go to school I'm not against vaccines. I'm just saying with this new kovat vaccine Right that the FDA has not approved. They only approved for emergency use So if there are side effects, I can't sue no fucking body So if I just want to pump my brakes for a minute and wait until you know to see what happens with this shit I'm wrong How about this? Let me throw something out to you. Tell me how you feel There's a drug called ivermectin And it sounds like a name. It sounds like a financial advisor. I've ever talked to ivermectin and uh, he said Or the the drug apparently Uh Might be helpful with dealing with the coronavirus symptoms Uh after you have after you already have there's been other drugs have come out You know that some say are are are good and can potentially help Rem's denazvir or whatever that shit was uh hydroxychloroquine zinc d3 all these I heard about zinc vitamin d3 these things um it's been Some people have said that there might have had information that this was useful and by they I mean like The pharmaceutical companies that are putting out the vaccine and that they have quieted The effectiveness of that drug in curing the coronavirus or curing the symptoms of the coronavirus Uh, so that they could push out the vaccine. I've never heard that drug I've heard hydrochloroquine was definitely fucking people up hydroxychloroquine whatever the fuck. Yeah, I actually ordered some Yeah But I think I ordered some other shit that started with hydro, but I thought it was I got that shit sitting in the cabinet right I really think if they stopped doing a needle shit They did do like a pill or something like that or something to drink. I think it'd be much better though I'm not doing that shit. That's really ain't doing it. They don't be bud. I saw I read the data if they refuse If uh, if you refuse to get the vaccine Then they'll send you to jail and you got to get bud injections. Jail is that I was on cnn Jail it is What do you mean? Wait, what do you mean? There's no way. What do you mean jail? It is send you to jail. Here come cannonball Listen, what do you mean? Hold on strong man threatens vaccine declineers with jail but injections That was on cnn this morning bro. It said strong man threatens vaccine declineers with jail and then it says bud injections This is maria santana Who's that cnn anchor and correspondent? I don't know the fuck they was talking about she got bud injections No, man. What about all the people inside the hospital? Why they not if they they must know more than we do they're not trying to do it Listen, I know doctors that aren't trying to do it. I just think it's unconstitutional And this is by somebody who's not any expert in the constitution at all It feels unconstitutional to fire people because they don't want to get the fucking vaccine Define kids in college because they don't want to get the fucking vaccine Don't feel right that feels right. No. No. No. No, it doesn't feel right But it's a tricky one man. It's like let's say for example 1% of people Okay, let's say 1% of people die because of covid. Yes And let's say half a percent of people die because of the vaccine But Everybody gets get you know gets to get back to normal It's like should we take on that sacrifice for the greater good? But we take on the truth though. People are though. What they already are really the truth though But that's what that's a way. Well, that's the thing We don't know the truth and it's this isn't even our fault. It's like we've lost faith in our institutions because they motherfucking lie all the time By the way, let's not get it fucked up. America. Don't give a fuck about casualties when it comes to the money They know they already know that they're gonna lose some people in various industries, you know what I mean? But if it makes money, who gives a shit? That's the america way we don't want to be locked up But that's the way it is all we care about is money man greed is how you guess that's why Bro, that's why China's being successful. They're not even trying to fight wars with us They're just like, yo, we will just offer them money and they will do anything we want for money John Cena bent over and grabbed his ankles and apologized in perfect mandarin For recognizing taiwan as a country. You saw that right? Be honest with you that story sounded way better until you told me what he actually bent over and grabbed his ankles I was like really? I see John Cena bent over and grabbed his ankles. When did that happen? Not that i'm interested in that kind of stuff, but I was like, where was that visual? You know what I mean though, right? I'm trying to say I'm like, this guy really didn't grab his ankles though, right? He grabbed his ankles for china. He grabbed his ankles for china. He grabbed his ankles for china What did he apologize to china for? For recognizing taiwan as a country. Damn, John you acting like an NBA player I taught NBA players but only people who got their money, bro They don't, but that's what it all boils down to and everybody needs to stop acting like they care about anything else This is a capitalist country and they will motherfucking sacrifice human beings Make sure that that bottom line is still there and it's that goddamn almighty dollar 100 fucked up That's just the way it is and it is fucked up. We just not used to seeing it at home We're okay with sacrificing people overseas We're okay with motherfuckers in the sweatshops and shit making our clothes We're okay with these senseless wars or our gas is cheap, but the second it comes home And it's like wait, we could potentially die because it's been home. No, it's the tobacco industry. Oh, yeah People make multi billions of dollars pharmaceutical industry. Yes. Yeah, all these people hooked on fentanyl Absolutely percocets and all this other stuff like they date their date. They purposely know these things are addictive Especially cigarettes, bro. They know this shit is addictive and they still motherfucking sell it even though it kills millions of people Twix Huh? I think the sugar is cool like cheap cocaine. That's it. Why twix? Let's fuck me up Why do you like twix, bro? Because it looks like twin dicks. It's two dicks You know twix is With chocolate dick Twin chocolate dicks Do it a snicker. Say what? Something that really satisfies you But you don't like big dicks you like small dicks is more of them I don't know what the fuck happened just now, but twix is cheap cheap cocaine And I think yeah, but all the different things that you could choose to put inside your mouth I chop it up though You chop the dick up. I know I I guarantee I do this with the twix every time I can't just put the whole twix in your mouth. No way. I don't go in my life with like kept it there You put both of them in your mouth? No, hell no. I don't even like smoke in my buns like that I like smoke my buns like this. You're a liar. You gotta stop selling this lie So I put my Stop selling this lie, yo. Stop telling this lie, watch out story. I'm not gonna tell the story I never smoke my blood. How you smoking a blunt like this? Stop selling the lie I smoke my blood. I don't even put my lips on the blood. I don't It's like what? Especially if I'm smoking with somebody I always smoke just like this. Nah, bro I never put my lips on it. By the way, if you think If you think that look makes you look any more manly. Yeah, that's a little gay here, bro That's a little gay. That's a little gay. Do not put your lips on the blunt It's like you snuck. He's sucking a little snicker. Nope. That's all that's all cut him up What else we got? What else we got this week guys because Tell us back. She's made her second and she's made her second return. She walked out immediately after the first one Why are you upset? Why are you upset? I'm like master start right now But why are you so stressed? Why don't you lost that race and that she got to live on line forever, bro Dude, honestly, I would say run it off, but Maybe y'all should try racing downhill do you want to and just ball up Because you are I'm not worried about y'all That's a song by destiny's child It's just she the lead singer You should have put a ring on it That's Beyonce baby the woman that trick daddy said No, I heard trick daddy Trick daddy said Mary can't sing and jay-z. He was never anybody's favorite rapper a great rapper He's scared of Bugs more than beat or no. He's scared of roaches more than bees because after the beehive combo Yeah, which I don't agree with because roaches don't bite. He needs to shit. He needs to run for mayor new york's bike You got bit by a roach. Yeah, I got bit by a roach before roach and lay eggs in you. What are you talking about? Whoa, whoa, wait You let a roach Bite you or spite of what they lay egg in you In new york, we don't let motherfuckers Bite the shit out of you and I didn't know cockroaches eat meat either Cockroaches are omnivores that eat plants and meat They have been recorded to eat human flesh of both the living and the dead Although they are more likely to take a bite of fingernails eyelashes feet and hands The bites may cause irritations, lesions and swelling. I never knew that. Which one of them lay eggs in you? Why you got roaches is crawling on you? You just got everything crawling on you Wow, that's why you like you gotta do you have a mice? Yes, that's why I'm wow I mean that's crazy Where'd they put where did where do you nothing you at wax? I didn't get he didn't lay an egg in me, but I got bit by a roach before how you know what's a roach Because we have roaches. Yeah, but I'm saying like no, no, no, no. I'm saying I love Back on the podcast Don't you be like Ben Simmons you ain't scared to shoot right How many times you miss Hey, you know what's so crazy don't what tell about the throw her laptop in my head Don't let them see you like this You sat there for five minutes pouting and you giving right at more ammunition If y'all gonna let me fucking talk I'm out All I was trying to say was because you could be sleeping you really came back to this Okay Say what you're gonna say Nah, you you don't play around bro Roaches bite it's just been a bad week for Philly. That's a lost array. Six is lost. You know, I'm saying Lotta else, but you have to understand they are survivors. You were You are destiny's child Taylor Yes, you are you are a child of destiny destiny Not do you want to finish about the roach? I want to fight all y'all You lost the race if you want to fight us This is Tell us what tell us why what what about it really bothers. I don't start talking. I just start fighting. So let's move on We're literally sitting here trying to cater to you That's where Come on we can't cater What do you what do you think a trick daddy's coming? I just I love that. He's trying to roll up the internet. Does he mean else dropping or something? Like I love it He knows what he's doing, right? Everybody's entitled to that. Listen trick daddy is absolutely a mother fucking legend And I salute trick daddy all day and he's entitled to his opinion and I just think he's wrong Yeah, he's allowed to be wrong too Listen not only can hold rap that was that that was the interesting part to me when he said, um He said the whole camp rapper. He said he said who we can actually start the audio, but Beyonce ain't trying to give back the music and then that bsa don't write music And Betty can sing her mother I don't like Beyonce I don't know why they be thinking she could sing Man, I watch my god. I'ma train bf give her folks a lesson all her career man. I'm poppin opinion right now Beyonce is the rnb What jay-z is the new york? That's what it gets jay-z ain't never won the greatest rapper alive Whoever whoever put them on the level of that new york lost big the need of the hero They wanted to be the mega of hip hop and they just handed it over to jay-z The first time y'all ever heard of jay-z. He got a record with some down sound called big pimp Yeah And y'all they'll tell y'all right now. Oh, that's jay-z southern. You're gonna google and they'll say yes jay-z Right But I would push back on trick and say There's nobody who knighted jay more than big People forget like biggie and jay was like Yeah, they did songs together biggie was on rap city shouting out jiggas saying jiggas his favorite rapper like they was like biggie recognized and saluted j While big was alive. I mean, so if anybody knighted jay and if anybody had you know Every I don't want to say right because nobody had to write to the throne But if anybody was like if it was first was that she called first ring voting Whatever that shit's called jay-z was definitely number two or three. I say three But also the people at the end of the day like exalts the figures that they care about so it's like we decided that jay is that Like you could call every rapper out here calls himself the best rapper, right? You see every single one The people don't and the people think that jay-z is nice. He is nice. He's nice I don't care what you think about his politics. I don't care what you think about like his choices or that but at rapping He's very scared. That would change. I told angeline envy this this morning and we weren't even on the air We were just having a conversation behind the scenes Jay-z is and I love mary j blige But jay-z to me as a man is what mary j blige is Oh, real shit. It's just the truth and I love mary No, like mary is I love mary like women love mary too, but j From reasonable doubt to 444. He's raised us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like there's a jay-z bar for every motherfucking situation Everything like come on man. He's a real og. I've never seen him smoke cigarettes. Huh? I've never seen him smoke cigarettes. Okay, but yeah, he's the he's the guy So I mean like, you know that that thing trick was wrong in that aspect and I think Beyonce can sing and I think it's unfair You know margulamon hill asked him, you know If if Stephanie Mills Whitney Houston are hundreds. What is Beyonce? He said 85. Stephanie Mills and Whitney Houston. That's a different level Like there's only one or two it owes ever in the history of life And just like with the total package of Beyonce, that's the once in a generational talent too But just our vocally come on Stephanie Mills and Whitney Houston don't do that. That's that That's not fair as Beyonce ever been criticized for her lack of ability to sing I thought that she was always considered great entertainer. Not to me. I've never heard it. But she's she's not a dissinger I think she developed a better voice. So initially it wasn't as good Don't she tell her tell her tell her you can't you you cannot take the beehive this week You just can't do it all the smoke. Why do y'all think that I do a fuck about y'all? You just said fuck the beehive Really, that's what I said. That's what I heard I feel like a destiny And why can't I say she developed a better voice? I think it was average Oh Is that what you just said? Stop hyping shit up. You don't want this day. Leave it alone. Don't even go out and throw smoke, yo How about Addy for smoke when I was saying her voice got better like she said she was average You're saying I'm not saying that she changed she's changed. She stayed the same She improved her voice better But she's never been initially you're saying that she was trash. I did not say that She's never been average. She's above average. Beyonce's never been average And destiny's child never she was the lead singer Yo Michelle she got a book out checking in right now she gave her and desi shy Appreciated kelly rollins voice. That's that's beautiful But god didn't want kelly rolling. No, her dad didn't want no one else to be the leader except for me I love kelly rolling. Yeah, kelly rolling is the god of chocolate goddess But Beyonce has always been the best singer and destiny child. I believe come on like what do we come on, yo Like do we have to play the music? What are we talking about? Like do we have to it wasn't all the song. Did you want to hear why you upset? I'm just trying to keep you away from the goddamn beehive You ain't never seen my girl. Thomas j got killed by the bees. That's a fact right now The week you haven't the bees fuck you up I have excuse me. Let's be very clear. Let's be very clear. Okay. All the tension makes me lit and on top of that Oh I have a lot of other people supporting me and everything else like that. I haven't seen it Even though y'all don't yo red is starting to flip on teller. They started a supporter. Really. Yeah. No, you know a sympathy sympathy No, they're like What do you know you saw i've already i saw i really don't be looking i saw a post It's too cruel. I'm gonna be honest with y'all. I think honesty without compassion It's brutal And I see a lot of honesty with no compassion. I'm like, y'all can't watch this I don't like to see them doing that to you tail. I'm being honest. They said that she's the dr. Fauci of the brilliant idiots podcast Every time he comes around shit just shuts the fuck down Say it What she's lit. It makes her more lit. It makes you more lit. That is a misconception though You should not think that way. Taylor. Why? Because that's not true all all publicity is not good publicity just because people It doesn't matter because guess what? I don't know who these little people are anyway First of all, I don't think they're little. There are listeners and I appreciate them. Really needed subreddit. Let's go So guess what they're gonna keep listening every fucking week not for you I'm only speaking for red Listen, I love you. You know, I do But I'm just speaking for red right now Those are the kind of comments that makes them shoot at you on reddit. And do you think it bothers me? Yes. Why? Why do y'all think it bothers you? Because I'm not y'all Well, why? No, no, why do y'all think that? No, give me your honest opinion. Why? Do I show it? Do I act it right now? Yeah, do I act it right now? Was I acting like that the other time? A lot of sodium A lot of sodium, yo. You are pissed. Yeah, you're pissed. Chicky Pete's fries. You're Chicky Pete's fries right now. You're a girl on fire. You're Chicky Pete's fries, yeah. You're lemonade album right now. Guess what? I have other workouts on it and it's very stressful. What stresses you about the black effect? Oh Oh Work is work There we go. People gotta work. Hey y'all, tell them, bro. We've been telling people this for years. Work is work. Whistle while you do that shit and it makes you happy. Whistle while you work. Whistle while you do that shit. Yo, we are so musical today, guys. This is brilliant. It is the musical. Good morning, bro. Hey, free Michael B Jordan. He's just trying to name his rum after... He like the lump? No, no, no. He deserved it. He deserved that backlash. Because he's the thing. He's trying to be black too much, almost. What? No, don't make that face. Don't make that face. It's this and the other thing. You get white girls and everything else and you just... all of a sudden start to turn black or something like that. Look at him. He's showing it. Y'all not about to do this. Giannis. Stop shooting free. Giannis, if you're going to play, if you're going to play, go to the paint. Giannis, stop shooting free. Giannis, stop shooting free. Stop shooting free. You know exactly what I mean. No, I don't. No, I don't. I'm just ready to fight. She out here. Shoot her. I'll just win. I'll just win. And then what was so great is she shot at Michael B Jordan. I'll just say it. You let him win. I'll say it. It's almost like Michael B Jordan trying to be too black. And then I'll just go, what? He goes, first of all, you be going white bitches. You're not even black. He said, you know how you be trying to bring like girls. She out black. So fast. All I was going to say, all I was going to say is the same rule. Why you think he take black? I mean, white women. White women. Because they never done that shit to his ass. But what's so crazy about it, he named his wine Juve. There's a lot of Caribbean people who don't even like to be called black. You know what I mean? But that has nothing to do with nothing to me. The problem with what Michael B Jordan did is what corporations do. They come to these conclusions about things without having those people in the room. Because all you had to do was ask your Trinidadian, hey, what do you think about his name in this rum Juve? I'm sure the Trinidadian would have gave him an honest opinion. But Juve is a party for them. He said what? Juve is a party for them. It's the start of carnival or something. Yes, it is. But it's also something else too. Speaking from someone, I spoke to a Caribbean. Y'all? Y'all about to make me like go off on this. Break down the Juve thing. Break down the Juve thing. Because I did read that as a contraction. I didn't... What's up? You ain't saying nothing, man. Why you playing ice on basketball today? Stop in the office! I was about to say something. Hey, give me the ball! Give me the ball! What's up? I was trying to finish my sentence, but you started laughing. You started laughing, Charlotte. Alright, let's go. Come on, y'all. Taylor, stop. Hammer time. Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan. Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan. You can touch it. That's all you have to do. Listen, corporate America, it's really a no-brainer. Whenever you're doing anything cultural, just bring in people from that culture. Exactly! You won't make these mistakes. Juneteenths, sell watermelon fried chicken. Shut up. That's another example though, Ikea. Bro, in Georgia! But the black employees complained and said that they didn't even consult anybody black when they did this. Well, tell the story, so it doesn't seem like I just made that shit up. Oh, no, it's true. And Ikea in Georgia and Atlanta put together a Juneteenth menu. I guess it was for their employees, and they have fried chicken and watermelon on the menu. Now, somebody told me that if you Google Juneteenth food, that's what comes up. So I don't know if that's true or not. You know the white people Google everything anyway, so it makes sense. I will say this though. And I wouldn't be mad either. You remember we was in South Carolina a few weeks ago, and we went on the boat with our white comrades. And, you know, my white homie was like, yo, are you flying out today? I said, no, I'm flying out in the morning. He said, yo, come on the boat with us, man. I'm like, all right, no doubt. So he gets on the phone, he's like, yo, Charlamagne's coming on the boat with us. He's like, yo, make sure to get the food out ordered. He was like, I want the chicken tenders from Publix. And he was like, I want watermelon. And I want hummus. No. And I'm sitting there like, now I heard him say he wants the food he ordered. So clearly he already placed this order, right? So it's fried chicken and watermelon. So we get on the boat. Man, when I say our white comrades was killing this fried chicken and watermelon. Oh, we love fried chicken. Bruh. I mean, kill it. And I don't even eat fried foods, but I'm sitting there. I was fucking it up. Wax fucking it up. All the white people were fucking it up. So I said to myself, let me try one of these goddamn chicken tenders from Publix. So I tried one. Ended up eating four. They was fucking it up. It was chicken tenders, yeah. Wait, we had them in Florida. In Florida. Publix chicken tenders. Publix chicken tenders. You had them in the black box, right? You had to get the potato salad and put the potato salad in the chicken tenders and eat it like that. Oh, I'm definitely being you. And the rotisserie chicken. No, I ain't rotisserie chicken. I never had rotisserie chicken. But my point by saying that is fried chicken and watermelon should not be a negative stereotype for black people. It's a delicious food, bruh. That's it. And I looked it up today because I've never researched it ever in my life to see why it's a stereotype. It's only a stereotype because white races back in the day made it that way. Because watermelon, after slavery, they used to sell it. Like the people that used to be slaves, the black people used to be slaves, used to sell watermelon for profit. And for some reason, watermelon was a symbol of freedom. And so that's when they put a negative connotation on it. White people. Like we. And with chicken, chicken was easy. Easy to make. Delicious. Easy to get. And what made that a negative stereotype was the movie Burf of a Nation. Because in Burf of a Nation, it was all of these politicians sitting around and one of them was like really sloppily eating chicken. And they said it showed a lack of table manners. And being that it showed a lack of table manners, that's why they associated it with black people because they thought black people were like unclean and didn't have any coup for anything like that. So the negative connotation came from racist bigots. So why would we let them steal our joy? You didn't have watermelon and fried chicken. I'm like, you're not paying attention. You give me a bunch of finger food and shit like that. What the fuck is this dumb shit? Yo, but how shitty is that that like, if I invite black people to a barbecue or to like a boat ride or something, I can't have watermelon there without y'all thinking I got watermelon for y'all. Have you had hummus? Have you had, listen, listen. I gotta have, I gotta like, we gotta have hummus, we gotta have cauliflower. We all gotta suffer through this fucking lunch because y'all so sensitive about delicious food. Y'all get catered by Starbucks and shit. What the fuck is this dumb shit? You forgot I was coming? I know, I might get that shit this weekend. But no, that's true though. I want nice hearty food. So how do we, that's good, this is good. How do we approach, so for the white people listen right now, how do you approach the black people you invited to your party and say, look. I think it's the assumption. Well, I think you gotta say it ahead of time be like, yo, listen, I fuck with watermelon chicken. You gonna see that this goddamn party, it got nothing to do with your ass whether you come or not. Nah, I'm gonna feel like you fucking with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just don't say it. If you're announcing, I'm gonna feel like you fucking with me. I smoke new ports. Oh my God. Are you white? What? What? What? Son, come on, son, what, bro? If you announce it. Come on, I listen to dead press. This is my party. If you announce it, I'm gonna think that you fucking with me. Yeah. What's happening there? What are you talking about? Damn, you walk in, you see watermelon, you see strawberries, you see grapes, you see all types of fruit. No, no, no, no. Chicken, you see fucking with fish. If you ain't got no Starbucks and no finger food and stuff like that, then I think you fuck them. If it's just watermelon and chicken. Just watermelon and chicken. No, fuck you. And chicken. And it's mixed together. It's a salad with watermelon. Listen, I need the potato salad with the raisins. When you got that shit there, I'd be like, okay. No, no, I don't want it, but if I see it at the right person house, I'm like, okay. You don't do that, bro. Why people don't eat potato salad? With raisins? We don't eat potato salad. No, chicken salad. That's fake. Chicken salad. Chicken salad. I got a lot of chicken salad sandwiches back in the day. Chicken salad's gone. Now, you all see Subway, admit it that there's no tuna in there, tuna? Yeah, that's fucking good. It's a tuna thing. They have no tuna in there, tuna. There's no, how you got a tuna sandwich and there's no tuna in there? I want to know what the fuck is it then? You, you eat that shit all the time. You eat it all the time. All the time. When I go to Subway, put me a scoop of tuna on that mother fucker. That's not tuna, bro. What is that? I mean, what else is it gonna be? Taylor, what do you think it is? What's the closest thing to tuna? Huh? What's the closest thing to tuna? Yeah, for sure. Old panties? We're both. You're right though. I was just saying. Jockstrap. That's it. I was just saying. Oh my God. Come on, Taylor. That was kind of funny. I can't believe she left off that one. Why is she not laughing at that? I was like, I'll leave. You kind of did it. You did it. Yeah. Taylor, Taylor, can we pay some bills? At least. I got them, I got them. Bills, bills, bills. What is that song? Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my automobile? Can you pay my automobile? And he runs and runs and I'm bills. Bills, bills, bills, bills, bills. Bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills. Bills, bills, bills, bills, bills. Oh, he killed that shit. I like that one. He killed that shit. I'm running down here. Do-do-do-do-do. Listen. All right, let's pay some bills. She started shooting at Alex. She got a laugh. You haven't got a hard hour. Yeah, you laughed him too hard. You laughed him too hard, Alex. You already shot at you, man. I put too much sauce in my mouth. Yeah, that's a lot right there. That's a lot. That's a lot. And once he got him going, it was over. That was his get-back laugh. I do like white girls. I do like white women. She said he'd be trying to like white girls. You know how you'd be trying to like white girls? How do you try to like white women? Alex just said what? He didn't push back. He could have not heard what she said. He just goes, what? Tell him what to laugh so hard. Tell him what to laugh so hard to be with the gang. Tell him what to laugh with the gang so hard, yo. Let's pay these bills, man. Yo. We're going to come back. What? Taylor. What? Can I tell you something that's fucked up and I thought was rude of you? Yeah. Taylor, you can't sit there and pout. You can't pout. Excuse me. I'm not pouty. I'm actually trying to look up to find more Aska idiots, but these aren't good questions. Oh, now you're hating on the Ask Idiot question. Oh, I have a suggestion about that. Okay. I think the Aska idiot should come from Reddit. Oh, great idea. And then Prout Source. That's it. I think y'all should have your own thread for Ask Idiot. So, the mod's on Reddit. I don't know really how Reddit works that well, but that's a great idea. If you create a post for the questions and then the community upvotes the really good questions, now we just read the top few questions. That's what y'all should do. Yo, Reddit, we don't really understand Reddit that well, but if that makes sense, could y'all organize that? Yes, right. Appreciate y'all. Create an Ask Idiot thread. I think that's what it's called, a thread, right? Yeah. Okay. Here's the question. Hey, man. Proud to be? I was going to shoot back. What you going to shoot back and say? And it'll still take a long time to be read out. You just, hey! I mean the same hype broke for it. You shooting back. Yeah, I'm sorry. Puerto Rico. Hey! Puerto Rico. Hey! Lower Marion. Oh, Lord, marry in. All right, let's pay some bills. OK, Salute to Keeps. Thank you, Keeps, for sponsoring the Brilliantly Nitties this week. Now, let me read this one. You bald as fuck, bro. That's the point, right? I thought that was the point. OK, I'll do the first line. You take it away. More than 50 million men in the US suffer from male pattern baldness. I am in that number, OK? All right, OK? I am in that number. Now, there's nothing else I could say about this that you would believe me, all right? So take it away, Andrew. Yo, Keeps, man. I'm telling you, you want to keep your hair as simple as that. You go with Keeps. I've been using Keeps for over a decade now, and the same active ingredient that's in Keeps. Now, obviously, I'm on to Keeps, but the same thing I've been doing, and I got all my hair. I noticed my hair was going, and I had to get on top of it early on. It does look like it got a little healthier, bro. I'm telling you, bro. Wow. It's not a game. You got to get on this shit, man. It's serious. It will come back. And you're with a baldie on purpose. You could grow hair. Now I look stupid. I'm just saying some Keeps might get you looking good. Anyway, point is you got to get on it and get on it quick. Make sure you do it before I lost your thing. Make sure you do it before you lose all your hair, OK? They have incredibly affordable options that you can do, and you can get your first month free if you go to Keeps.com. That's right. And you make sure that after you go to Keeps.com, that's K-E-E-P-S.com, and you go to Slash Idiots, OK? Keeps.com Slash Idiots. It is convenient, all right? Virtual doctor consultations, medications delivered straight to your door every three months. 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It feels like a beer, you know what I mean? So if you're at a cookout or something or something. Now I won't be corny, because I don't drink. That's right. If you're at a cookout or something, you don't want to be the guy that looks like they're not drinking. Just grab a Liquid Death. Don't even let people know it's water, because people are going to look at that shit and be like, damn, Liquid Death. Like, yeah, young and you can't handle this. Yeah, you don't know nothing about this. It's for OGs. We used to get bit by roaches. You know what I mean? You can get two free koozies with your first order of any case of water at liquiddeath.com slash idiots. Just hit up their merch store. Add the koozy two pack you want, and you'll get it free with your first case only at liquiddeath.com. Thank you, Liquid Death, for sponsoring the brilliant idiots. But no, it really, really, really, really is refreshing, man. In a real way. In a real way. So. All right, now let's do some church announcements. Okay. Let's get back to the show. You got any church announcements? Jotie? Oh, I do. This Friday, tickets go on sale for a few new shows. We added a few new shows. We're going to do one in San Francisco. We're going to do Vegas. We added another show in San Diego. That one sold out. And we added more tickets for the special taping in Austin. So make sure you check those out. I'll give you those dates real quick. TheAndrewShows.com. Those are where you're going to get the tickets that are not scalped. I keep telling you guys, I want y'all to save money. So if you go and get it from The Andrew Show to you want to save the money. Simple as that. So again, if you want, we got San Diego. We added another show. First one sold out. Thank you so much, San Diego. That's on September 16th. We have more tickets being released for the special tapings. That's September 19th and 20th. Go right now to do this. It's going to be in Austin. And then October 2nd, we're doing Las Vegas at the Venetian Theater. And then we are also adding San Francisco. That'll be November 6th, San Francisco at the Masonic Auditorium out there. Beautiful, beautiful theater out there. Go check those out. We also added another show, Minneapolis. Go get that, man. TheInfamousTour, TheAndrewShows.com. Go check that out. Also, we had a pretty wild interview with Alex Jones on PlayGrant. Alex Jones? That's a wild motherfucker. So as long as it's still on YouTube, go check that shit out. Wild boy. That's a wild, wild boy. Alex is a wild, wild, wild, wild boy. The Wildest. Wax, you got any church announcements? Yes, sir. Up in LA, my flower is still there, the Who's Wax brand. We just now did something with Jay-Z. So it should be in more stores very soon. That's really dope. And I'm doing a collab with a buddy. It's like the biggest mobile dispensary in LA. B-U-D-D-E-E. I mean, make sure y'all check me out on there too. And Bully and the Beast, we got that on every Wednesday. How about us? Absolutely. Same for me, blackeffect.com. As we can go to subscribe to all the podcasts on the Black Effect Podcast Network. Tameka Mallory, state of emergency, how to win in the country we built. That's out right now, best-selling book. And Anita Kopak, Shallow Waters, a young adult fiction book. That's the second release on Black Privilege Publishing. That'll be out August 3rd. And We've Got Answers. You heard me mention it earlier, talking about Eric Adams. He's one of the people I got on We've Got Answers. On Audible. That's it. Love it. Let's get back to the show. Now let's get into some shit you won't care about next week. We got to start off. Oh my God. How have we not spoken about this yet? Our guy. How have we not spoken? Our guy, Val with big neck. Carl Naseeb. How have you been around for Carl's last name? Oh my God. Naseeb, yeah. Carl came out and he's the first actively gay NFL player. I didn't know that. I thought Michael Sand was, I guess I could say, actively. You never played? You never played? You never played? I thought you made the Rams. Yeah. You got drafted, but they cut his ass. There's so many gay guys in the NFL. I don't think it shouldn't have mattered. I guess he just came out, though. You're the first one. No guys been out. There was that dude that played for the Patriots for a minute. What was that guy? It was an offensive line. Aaron Hernandez? No, no, but he's gay. He found his gay. Who is that man? There's a white guy, I forgot his name, but he was like, he played for the Patriots for years. I don't remember. And he came out, but after he retired. There's plenty of guys. There's mad gay dudes there. Do y'all think it matters, though? What do you mean? If someone's gay enough? Yeah. Like, should there be an announcement? Because I don't think there should be an announcement. You're not gay though. Yeah. You know what? I'm saying, shouldn't we just appreciate someone for who they are? Like, who they are, not to appreciate, but as in like, why do we care who we speak with? He said that. It was really interesting. He wanted to be free. His video was dope. He's like, look, if you know anything about me, you know I don't want any attention. Am I doing this for anything? He really don't play it. But why do you? Yeah, if we have the video, you can play it. But if not, I'll just tell you real quick. And he's like, I don't want any attention. And he goes, but if me doing this could make one young kid feel like they don't want to kill themselves or whatever, because they're gay and they can't come out, then that's worth it. And I'm going to donate $100,000 to this suicide prevention thing for LGBT. And it's good to be free. You know what I'm saying? He wants to be free. Now listen, I say it all the time. You know, who somebody's fucking is none of your business anyway. So you got two type of people, right? You got people who don't want people in their business. And you got people on the download. Either way, that's their business. If Carl wants to do a video and he wants to say, hey, this is who I am, salute. But I like Carl. He's a good dude. He's a good human. Carl is a good human. And he's right. He don't be like, no attention. He'd be low key. He'd be cool. He'd be minding his business. I like the dude. You know what I mean? I just want people to be happy at the end of the day. He also said this. He was like, I wish that we didn't have to do this. Exactly. He literally said, I can't wait till a time where a gay player doesn't even have to say this because it's so normal. Exactly. And I think that we all like that. Because it can't be a lot of gay, just any gay athlete. Of course it is. And it's just sad. Of course it is. Like you think Carl's the only gay man in the NFL. Of course not. It's like that in any industry. But guess what? People don't have the courage to come out because guys that are gay don't say anything about it. And you know, I don't know why they don't want to say. Because it goes back to Adam and Eve and shit like that. That's the originator. Like it's supposed to be men and women. So that's why people don't like seeing. No. I mean there's like religious components. Yeah. Yeah, but a lot of guys go inside there. Oh, think about it. I think that's part of it. But I think it's deep in the religion. I just think some people, I think some of them feel like they don't want to make anybody else uncomfortable. Uncomfortable. Exactly. Like in the locker room. In the locker room and going to the showers. Tippy toes wasn't allowed to go in our showers because he knew that he was telling all the girls. Wait, what? Tippy toes in college. Like when we all go in the showers, everybody like, hell no. Tippy toes can't come in here because he was telling all the girls our size. So he wasn't allowed in there no more. No problem. So it wasn't because he was gay. It was because he was going back telling girls about y'all dick. Yeah, it was other gay guys on the team but we still like they knew like. They kept y'all dick-sized to themselves. Yeah. What? That's real. But they still chilled out because they didn't want uncomfortable. You know what I'm saying? They don't want people, they didn't want to hear somebody even chuckle when they came into the, inside the showers, nothing. So they just fell back, let us take a shower and they went and did their thing. I would be perfectly comfortable if I was a shower. That's dumb though. I would be perfectly comfortable if I was a shower. See, I know I'm a grown out of a shower. Yes, exactly. So if Homie is in there and he's like, man, you know, I only got a little thing. Like, God damn, bro. You're small, man. You spreadin' fake news about my anyway. Oh, God damn it, man. Now, I gotta get hard on the shower. I don't even want to get hard on the shower. I gotta get hard on the shower. Now I gotta show you so you can go back and get the girls a real good one. Man, tippy toes, measure it up. That's right. Nah, tippy toes is wild. But are girls talking about it anyway though? What? Girls are gonna talk about y'all dick-sized anyway. So I don't want them telling her exactly what it is. Not that they haven't seen them. See, this could be, that could be like a bad car fax, right? So Homie's in the locker and he's looking at other people's penises, right? And he's going back and he's telling the girls, oh, he's small and he's small. So now girls are like, I ain't even gonna waste my time. Well, girls are doing that anyway, regardless of how you do it. Not if I never see the dick. I don't want him to do it. Her home girl will do it. The girl never see the dick. And when the girls see it, they hard because they hookin' up with the girl. That's right. Yes. Or you put your hand in your pocket and you play around with it. In a way, the girls gonna find out and be like, oh, and then spread it. We'd rather them find out by themselves. Not to die. Yo, you never let a girl see your completely soft dick. Yeah, are you on drugs? We in a bed with you trying to make you do wild shit. When do you show your girl your soft dick? When it's hard. When it's hard or mean. It looks like it's like a death can. Y'all been with y'all, been with y'all. I'll let my girl see my dick soft, never. Still she hasn't. I took it between my lines, sir. I took it between my lines, sir. I took it between my lines, sir. Put your hand in your pocket, y'all. Put your hand in your pocket. It's embarrassing. I better beef it up. No, I'm not lying. I flick it a little bit. Yeah, you gotta do something. I smack you, you gotta do something. I'm not lying. I'm not lying. Let them all fucking sleep. You never show girl your soft dick. If he sleep, you're in trouble. Very insecure. Very insecure. I show her hard. Even after y'all are done, you never just sleep. We go to sleep. Out. We talk about stomach. I go to sleep on my stomach so I can protect my dick. Just so she don't grab it. I sleep in my drawers. I sleep in boxing briefs. Just so she don't grab it when I'm asleep. Don't do that. She only sees my dick hard. You know what I am? Say my name. Say my name. Say my name. Say my name. You feel the same way? Yeah. What do I got time for that shit? She bring back a lot of trauma, man. But I'm saying like now? It bring back a lot of trauma because I built my wife for 23 years and I remember she used to keep a little diary. And I found her diary when we was like real young and it had like guys' meat sizes. Yo, your wife is a wife. She had me down as small. How many years? I don't know. It's like real tall. How many years? How many years? How many years? How many years? It wasn't the whole diary wasn't about it. Exiled spreadsheet shit. South Carolina day, Lang. The page had a couple guys on there. Why is she so petty? She wasn't petty. She was keeping a record. But what? And I remember reading this shit and I'm like, oh, I can't admit that I wrote this shit. You can't say nothing. Maybe that's why she put it there to see if you ready to get some meat bills. That fragile ego spoke for me. You know, you sitting there trying not to say nothing. And he's like, he's not got a little dick, yo. She's like, what? I read your notepad, yo. You have my name. You have a small dick to it. You know what she hit me with? You know what she hit me with? Yeah, I must have saw why you were sleeping or something. Like, wow. Nah, that's what's up, bro. It was cold outside. That hurts my ever. Your dick is eight inches in the summer. Nah. So with all due respect. I've been ordering Magnar X pills for a long time. Shit. Them shit might have worked over time or something, okay? Bro, how big do you think it grew? I don't know. I'm just saying, what was she... I've always been eight. So it's just like, when you see that, it's kind of like a shock. Don't you want to know what she was taking that was big? No, no, no. I know what it was. What? Whoa. She saw it when it wasn't hard. Oh, this is before you guys ever had sex. No, this was... This is definitely... This is happening. This is definitely... Son, son. What Beyoncé song do we have for this? It's showing Big Ego. Big Ego. Big Ego. Big Ego. Nah, it's a slow spot, though. But to slew the call, that's all it boils down to. We've got to buck her up. Nah, slew the call, man. What is happening right now, bro? This is the brilliant idiots. If you've never joined this podcast, this is the rollercoaster ride we take you on, okay? But nah, slew the call. Sounds like she had some rollercoasters. I don't remember nobody in there being big, though. I'm lying. You remember the name and everything. I remember the fucking name of the date. You know how it was written in cursive? I remember his name to his date. To his date. I feel bad for y'all, man. Why? Because it can't grow. You got the smallest dick in here. What are you talking about? A clitoris ain't number the little dick. You got the smallest dick in here. It's a little dick having ass. How about you keep saying suck my dick every week? That's what this is about. Okay, you might want to suck your little dick. Well, technically, actually, all y'all had pussies before. Like, when y'all were babies. That's actually true. I told you why. You don't believe nobody. You started out with a vagina, bro. Yes, you do. It's like a taphole. When I come out, I already had my meat, though, right? You already had your... Like, what is motherfucking day? Don't tell me how to pussy when it came out or did that go with me? Because nobody remember us when we was young. You know what I'm saying? Fuck that. I'm just saying. Oh, my God. What are we thinking, Nick Cannon? Spreading his seeds early. He's about to have baby number seven. Oh, I thought that he... This was the fourth one born this year. That's what I'm talking about. Different women? Lil Duvall tweeted that Nick Cannon having babies. Like, he about to die or something. And then the Shader room posted that clip on how it started. He basically was like, he don't think he's going... I don't see the problem. The fourth baby this year with how many different women? Four, I hope. Four, because he got two sets of twins. Is it four? Yeah, because he got... I mean, it's two then. I don't see the problem. The more he can afford it, right? And number two, when I heard that he was having another baby, I said, Nick is a very strategic person. He's doing this for a reason. And there's some people that do that. There's OGs out here that's like, y'all want to spread my seed. Yeah, but that's how I feel. At the end of the day, they're probably... Well, I know I'm gonna be good because I'm with Nick Cannon by all block. Y'all don't know what kind of understanding Nick got with his woman. You don't know what kind of understanding they have. Of course not. But I'm just saying, it just seems like... It doesn't seem like nothing. We got to stop this from me. No, no, no. Let me ask you a question. You can assume a little. Andrew. Yeah. Would you do it? Would you do it? No. But you don't see... You don't understand... Ideally, I would not have four children in one year with two different women. No. Say you're in his position. Yes. And you have a sickness or whatever. Yeah. Would you be just spreading wildfire? No, because I would want to spend as much time as I possibly could. That's what I'm thinking. That don't mean he's not, though. Because he's a busy guy already. That's what I'm saying. They're not all on the same roof. That's all I'm saying. I just will win. A coach? I'm making a lot of assumptions. Come on, man. So you think all of them are on the same roof? No, they may not be on the same roof. That don't mean he can't spend time with them. I'm not saying that. We're not saying that. Yeah. It means he'll spend less. We know that for a fact. Sure. So ideally, and again, you guys have kids. I don't have kids. So I'm completely ignorant here. But I'm sure when you have kids, you want to be around them as much as you can. And I'm sure Nick will spend as much time as he possibly can. I'm not saying you want to be a bad dad or anything. I'm saying he is one. I'm just saying I will want my whole family. I want to want to just keep spreading. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Because it's actually kind of dope. You meet different women, different women that you vibe with. They down. And it's literally like breeding. Yes. Like you're breeding. You're breeding with different individuals. All the kids. All the kids. All the kids. All the kids. So what future is doing is fine, too, then. You said what? What future is doing is fine, too. Because he has, how many be moms? If it's strategic? As long as he can take care of them kids, it's okay. That's what matters at the end of the day. That's it. What matters is are you taking care of the kids? Are you in the kids life? Like, what else matters? The birthday parties, they all come together. All the moms understand what their situation is. They all come together. We're also assuming they all understand, right? Exactly. We're making a lot of difference. I don't know. I don't know. Hopefully they do. And by the way, you can have one child from one woman that you don't fuck with and never see that child. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. And then it gets kind of a little ripalicious like, I don't know. Kids don't want money. Exactly right. Yeah, they don't know nothing about it, yeah. I'm sure he'll give them time, man. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure you have them together. It is what it is. Mom. Listen, all the people that I know that got one kid go through the worst problems because that baby mother don't want them to ever have kids with nobody else. So like your experience with having kids will always going to be bad. All the people that got multiple baby moms, You understand that's crazy. A lot of people that got multiple baby moms don't have it. baby moms don't have that many problems at all all the dudes that i know they got one baby mama got huge problems i'm just telling you he's giving you examples tell you don't have no examples okay and i'm basing off of again black to future he has multiple you know his situation yeah but you know what you mean it's public what's public that he got a bunch of kids no about the child support and everything else like that i don't think that's a problem or nothing like that he's being child support what's wrong paying child support you're not a good father if you got child support you both have paid child support no no she's trying to expose him like he's a bad dad and everything else like that's like you want to get that from him and that's just going to be what it is i ain't got nothing to do with it that's all about the kids you got favorite baby bombers and only one is complaining i think you're doing a great job i'd love to be six and one in the nba funds believe me you mother you but you rather than only have one baby mama who take you through hell i guarantee you everybody i know got multiple baby mamas that one woman gonna get them together and it's the old school way of doing things right like back in the day like people weren't necessarily married and when you slept with another individual it's because you were going to have a baby that's how it's supposed to be back in the days days i grew up in the country everybody had two families really all or more yes for sure this was interesting um t pain feeling depressed after usher comment about his music um you can assert this one too i heard a story about you and usher on an airplane i'm this was so interesting to me because you know my whole life my mom always told me and my dad we don't know how to talk to people right and we in this era where everybody thinks like you know honesty is the best policy true but honesty without compassion is brutality honesty without empathy is cruelty so usher telling t pain hey you killed music bro you're killing music like like like you fucking it up for real things that's it but didn't usher hop on that fucking autotune wave immediately actually he used it a little bit he used it yes yeah but autotune's been here for a while i mean that's roger trod moving i think certain people understand certain ways you say certain things to certain people you know i'm saying i don't think you should always be nice and compassionate about certain things because people ain't gonna listen you go ahead and tell me certain things and be nice i'm like i forgot it but you gotta be like kind of stern when you actually say certain things and be brutal mean by stern you gotta be brutal sometimes to certain people i don't know if i agree with that i think with usher right because you got to give a solution you can't just tell me i fucked up music i killed music like well he should have asked but he should have asked he painted like what do you mean by that yeah what do you mean by that because i i feel this way right um if you're a real singer to me it's about this song if you're a real singer who makes a great song you're still going to cut through because you can use autotune and make wax songs and nobody will give a fuck it's about the song t pain was making great records i don't give a fuck if you was using autotune and not and he can sing okay i mean early on he couldn't he got he did get better i remember he i remember i made him sing live he'll tell you the story i made him sing live at hot 103.9 in columbia south can liner and he was horrible and i used to have this drop called baboonki baboonki baboonki you are and i gave it to him and he called me so fucking mad because this was the early days of shit going viral so he left columbia but then went to like Detroit or something and heard the audio and he called me so mad but when i interviewed him on wendy williams years later he said that's the reason he started taking his craft serious and he stopped smoking cigarettes and he started taking vocal lessons so he got better you know i mean it's early on he wasn't that's what i mean he needed that from you you have to be brutal sometimes some you know many people probably told him yo bro you ain't gonna make it you don't you can't really sing you can't really sing he's like i fucking i got autotune you told him the truth and made him actually do the right thing no it's just a more harsher truth though that's not like you're making fun of him like some people need it yeah it just depends yeah you just gotta read the room man you know what i mean but i just think that you can really be honest with no compassion it can come off brutal and cruel yeah that's what i told you already yeah some people need it some people need it but it's cruel yeah some people need it what's up what's the other shit what's up what's on the shit not just in general here we go again in general it's just in general you been starting with me for a minute like you said in general it's just how people are why do i don't know the honest i got one question okay why do women do that where they they bring back the timeline like she just said she just she just said honestly y'all man you've been starting with me for a while beginning of a week like why why does your transgressions go back to monday why can't we just talk about what's happening right now like captain america yeah what's happening take those stones back and reset these timelines all right no the honest truth is just the honest thing that they're saying about tail on ready yeah she lost the race she did get you got washed you got washed why don't you drag your ass a little faster talk about dragon yes but when you got a fatty behind you like i do is kind of hard i got fat ass in you i got way fat ass in you i do i got the whack i got the whack oh you heard that you went right to the little dick we all got little dicks anyway i got little dicks out here i got a little dick i'll see that look come on you think i got fat ass like this in the little dick you crazy thank god you know what i mean but no i mean listen but i yeah i listen i know i've traumatized people like this what tell them i've got i've had friends who told me you told me such and such years ago and that shouldn't fuck with me yeah but actually got them better i don't know if i'm not and well i think it breaks people right it's like the people who are are destined for success are going to be motivated by the people who are not can be right yes so it does separate you know when i really learned that i learned that with my daughter because this is a few years ago she was running track she was doing the long jump i'm pretty sure i told the story yeah she was doing the long jump and it was at practice yeah and she was terrible so i go yo that was terrible first in the team he's wrong you know i mean honesty with no compassion you also say read the wrong do you joke with her though you don't play around the kids do you joke with exactly do you joke with her though and then she just took a little she maybe she already knew so we don't we joke with her more now because she's older she'd be 13 this weekend how old was she when you said that like eight and nine but are you is she used to you like kind of being i don't know but i wasn't joking though i was like oh you tell me yeah that's not cool i wasn't joking yeah read the wrong like i was terrible but she also but also she probably also probably knew too so it probably got even though she is just hard this is dad and dad told her dad like i don't say things like that there i don't i've never told her anything like that you know i'm saying kids come to you with a squiggly thing on paper and be like like it's amazing look at this eagle oh my god that's the most amazing you know i'm saying like you like get it out of here that sucked people like yeah don't do that because your approval means so much oh my god everything yeah you start thinking about i think about the things my dad said to me when i was young and you're like that at 42 still fuck with me yeah you know i'm saying he might call me sometimes and ask me for some i'll be like man fuck that remember that shit how are you the bike in the tube word is gone get mad at my dad now for shit that happened to me when i was a teenager like yo get over it that's my therapy that my therapist never told me to get over it but it is it is what it is you know me he did the he did the best he could with what he had in the emotional intelligence he had you know what i'm saying but i remember my dad smacked the shit out me for running this i think i told this story too have i told this traumatic story from what happened when he was driving he was driving and i was following him when i was like 15 16 yeah and he ran the stop sign so i ran the stop sign and then he pulled over and got out and slapped the shit out me and told me to wake up you know i'm like motherfucker i'm following you do what i do with the do as i do that was his favorite line i'll do uh do as i say not as i do yeah the fuck yeah but yeah that's the type that but that's the shit parents approval means every motherfucking thing to people that's a fact that's it it is that's it so salute the t-pain and just everybody out there remember honesty without compassion is brutality only for some people they could be free of for some people um shit let's pay some bills let's do it let's pay some bills man we got one more Squarespace salute the Squarespace you know i'm saying Squarespace is the all-in-one platform to build a beautiful online presence and run your business you'll find what you need whether you're showcasing your work blogging and publishing content selling products and services announcing upcoming events or anything you can dream of buying a domain from Squarespace is easy because there are no hidden fees or price hikes and 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40 minutes they're asking like dumb questions though okay we got asking idiot i only have like a few because they're not like you want to read the other ones this is a good one ch underscore music if social media had a flavor what would instagram facebook twitter etc tastes like i actually like this question school i think all of them would be bitter depending who you follow if you just open yourself up to anybody's energy on social media it's going to be bitter it's like a airhead sour patches yes that's a great sour as fuck in the beginning the lozenges yes sour as fuck in the bin but after a while some sweetness comes yeah you find something to laugh about you find something to laugh about but that's what happens you got to curate your your page you know i'm saying you got to let certain followers in i think every single social media site is bitter until you curate curate your mother fucking page you know i'm saying that's all that's cool okay let's see what else we got ooh this is another good one arshd underscore s do you think the bullying trauma you guys faced growing up benefited you oh yeah go ahead wax oh yeah um my father never told me that always told me like you'll never be nothing and all that type of shit made me always want to be like i'm gonna prove my pot wrong everything i did i was like i'm approved from wrong um with my sisters and them and brothers and them beat me up because i'm number 10 i needed that now i'm a monster out here in these streets like i really can't lose too much you know what i'm saying i think that um you know me being messing around with girls when i was young i seen a lot of dudes out here who get pussy and be pussy whooped and like stopped their whole life all worrying about the girl chasing the girl pussy ain't shit to me what do you mean when you got molested when you was yeah like molesting also like i started real early like pussy was never like nothing to me you understand so i could leave the girl in two seconds and be like all right like maybe because you didn't understand the value of it because you were getting molested yeah and it lost it it lost the whole vibe even right now like pussy is not going to get me you guys have a trauma response though whatever it is i i think it i really appreciate because i've seen a lot of dudes fall victim over girls because of the pussy or they go crazy over the girl pussy victim of the pussy though come on before caraway you were like saying like i remember the stories like you're gonna say no to a girl doesn't it like with sex no no no i mean falling victim what i'm saying dudes lose their life they go crazy if they girl cheat on them they go ahead and do like wow i don't think being molested helps you no no i i feel like really i feel like and me starting early dealing with girls pussy i lost value of it i lost the i actually everything really makes a lot of sense and like people go different ways with it but like you know there's a lot of times that people who deal with some sort of sexual trauma when they're younger are completely desensitized to sex and then they can go into industries that are really difficult for the average person like they can go into sex work you know they can be prostitutes they can make strip and that kind of stuff because sex has been removed the value of value of it that's why i don't think it's a good thing i know i think it is because what i've seen with pussy do to other people fuck them up i seen dudes stop playing football because they think the girl won't cheat on them stop coming to practice i seen dudes fight their best friends because though he looked at her it's like i'm not even looking at your girl but you don't want to be you know i'm saying it ties to sex though all the dudes who's going crazy his reaction is that since he doesn't have the same value on sex that thing isn't going to drive him exactly and it drives a lot of people a lot of people i know pussy and that girl they don't want to leave home they foul and they put trackers on her car like they going crazy because where's that pussy going right now man i'm like i hate that you had to get molested to go through that i mean he just asked for the trauma does the trauma help us out me fighting all these years for my sisters and stuff like that did that help me out it was trauma at first but i appreciate it my dad telling me if somebody else dad telling me man you ain't gonna mount to nothing you ain't gonna be nothing i know why he was doing it you see what i'm saying i was like i took that as fuel like not me i i believed it i'm like damn pop telling me i ain't gonna be shit you know you tell a boy but you can't do no push-ups you can't do no push-ups but to wax this point i did i believe i did believe my dad when he told me that if i don't change my my my my lifestyle you know i'm saying i'm gonna have a fucked up life he did my dad used to say you gonna end up in jail dead or broke under the tree i believed him so being that i believed him i did things to make sure that i didn't end up in jail there you gotta prove another tree yeah 100% do i think the bullying and trauma help that is a good fucking question i don't know because you know um i was talking to my sacred purpose coaches i was talking to a few people i was talking to debbie dev and you know angela rye and anita copax and yada yaba like you know it's my that's my tribe and they was like um it was like you got to embrace the whole totality of you because a lot of times we try to suppress the versions of us that went through that trauma you know i mean we try to act like that person never existed you know what i'm saying we try to act like the person that either experience trauma or cause trauma or intent unintentionally or intentionally hurt people we try to act like that person never existed but you can't run from any version of you you have to embrace every version of you that's why i thought the marriage a blanche doc was so dope i don't i don't know when it comes out but the my life doc is there's a part of the documentary where she's watching an old video of herself when she was a kid and she's talking to her young self with such love wow he's like oh that's my baby look at my baby she was like yo i protect her i protect her and i protect five-year-old me and that she hit me because i'm like y'all was just having i watched it last night and i just had that conversation you know earlier that day so it's just about embracing every version of you what's the youngest video you got of yourself i don't remember no video i ain't got no video i mean i ain't got no i'm saying i ain't got no video to be bad whatever y'all it was a startle respect that sounds she was like 18-18 you know what i mean but she had pictures but you can look at pictures of yourself pictures ain't she i want to see myself like i want to see the fuck i was doing young you had no videos i don't know video i mean i don't think so yeah i don't know if the bullying and trauma helped i'm too i'm tbd on that one i think i go through way more bullying now than i went through when i was younger because it's social media yeah don't you like when you're younger you're like five people making fun of you now you got i can deal with that though because you know what you know what made the bullying so bad when we was young what because you cared about these people actually knew us yeah you have to see us tomorrow in school you see my shorts i had on for three times this week i can't wait to fight shawla after this but no no no no no no no here's the thing if people comment here's the things that don't bother me hold on you think you'd win if you fall i'm gonna fight you right now because i would i would never hit tell him back i would run that's the thing i would i know i'd be able to get away you can't catch you if i ran you can't catch i would run it like you lost another ring another one another real though that's the fact you can't beat me up because you can't catch me how does that feel i'm right oh i got scared we're in a tiny room guys let her swing for five seconds i think taylor will be so winded after five seconds of swinging yo i think you can why do y'all want to stare me up like why when she did three minutes she did three minutes of playing she did three minutes of playing she got 40 seconds 40 second stamina why why why why why do y'all do this shit i'm tidy all y'all right now you literally said the same thing i said when it came to ready but of course when you say it it's not a big deal whatever like everyone agrees and everything else yes it is no i was literally saying why would i care about people i don't know well it depends what they're saying no it doesn't see i don't care about stuff like when people like oh he got a white wife you know what i mean they found out your wife of his wife how they find out because that the stuff like that we know is not true but they can say they they can say they say things about your personal appearance and you'd be like shit that's kind of when they make fun of your nose i don't like when they make fun of your nose honestly i don't care about that that bothers me i do it first okay when they make fun of your sneakers that hits you on on instagram a little bit that shit hurt and people be like yo they're like yo you know what shows and what's got a little point you know show all the stomach a little subject yes okay all right i'm now i'm a diet yeah i got new terms but they fucked up again you know what you wouldn't look new but the other one because i was grilling right in a sauce oh because one look new another one look like it's the one that i was ashes got on comments from people to tell me when i need to like this ain't i don't get it you don't get what i don't know i just feel like i still feel threatened i still feel threatened so i feel threatened so do you think so do you think the bullying and trauma helped you or you don't i think i'm tbd on it i'm thinking yeah i think it depends i think it depends on your constitution i mean it can definitely be motivating but i also like to create scenarios that don't exist to motivate me oh oh yeah you just good you're the person i need to be you're my enemy blah blah like we never even had a conversation yeah that's something i'm trying to work on i've been trying to work on that self motivation i shouldn't like conflict but it's too much you do i know what's wrong with me i i i'm good undepressed i'm reading this book right now called my grandmother's hands and they talk about that they talk about you can have certain traumas and some some people's trauma response is when it's chaos mmm the best so they calm that's when they're calm they they they're better than they so that's definitely me because when it's peace i'm like what the fuck okay when is the other when is waxes tim gonna drop bro my my girl won't even we can't go on a vacation where we just relax because she goes you don't know how to relax so like why won't we just go to the beach or some such as you don't know how to go to the beach we need to do activities or you're gonna start getting like anxious and like upset and all this other stuff i don't need to do something i need to do things i just have never learned how to sit down and relax it depends why go if i'm in anguola all day i still need to do something you see me i gotta get forward i gotta get some activity i have to but it could be surfing it could be fucking a yoga class it could be all right with you let's go in the boat let's go do something i'm out of here i get drunk i can't do that i can get around that's my favorite shit that's the only way i get around it if i get drunk enough then that's the activity because you don't feel like an alcoholic i'm drunk on the beach i have a vacation never an alcohol you don't have to worry about what you wear or whatever i've been here on the weekends and i can't believe i'm holding on weekends it's like i gotta do something like i'm here on the week because i gotta fly out somewhere if i'm not flying at least once a week something ain't right being being busy is a trauma response guys yeah just staying busy just staying busy is a trauma response yeah being busy just for the sake of being busy like is a trauma response like actually not having anything to do yeah i got plenty of things to do i'm gonna work on that shit when i'm retired yeah i gotta retire let's see let's scroll up some i don't even want to play with i'm about to pee my pants i'll be back you guys go all right okay no this is you might need to be here for this one all right go go victor five five seven would you rather spend a year in solitude in jail or catch waxes poop for a week no i say that again catch his poop with what your hand fair handed yeah would you rather spend a year in solitude in jail i eat watermelon and kale no you don't yes i do i just saw you eat some yams mac and cheese and all the other shit i ain't had mac and cheese i didn't have mac and cheese i had fish i had fish and greens and fruit so what that's not you're a fucking watermelon fried fried fish salute the greens fried fish exactly paul is in hack and sack yeah last week you had a hamburger and everything else so shallow what are you talking about you had it with me i know but we're not talking about me so we're talking about you how i don't you talking about me don't tell me i eat watermelon or kale you just did i'm just telling you well for me to shit in his hand like you should i make sure i eat clean that fucking week before you have to go to the fucking jail i go to jail then fuck it i'm not arguing about the poop in my hand come on i argue with you i'm not going to jail for you are you here in solitude hell no i'll get by your wax i'll pick for your food just go eat fucking vegan or something i actually would want you to fast so then you wouldn't why are you making me say what's the matter what you eat you're still gonna it's still poop though like it's sometimes a green poop is different different poop imagine if you put your hands under then it was diarrhea that's disgusting but pork and all this other type of shit come on man no cheese the poof's not gonna smell so you rather go to jail the poof's not gonna smell no different you could rather go to jail for you no i rather kiss the poop i'm just saying the poof's not gonna no i could tell when somebody's stomach is rotten when their insides fucked up when they take a shit and when somebody's okay if i walk out the bathroom you can't even tell about shit or not i know some people you can't even walk past the bathroom that that shit is steaming out of there real shit you can't even walk to the house in the hallway of the bathroom me i'm chilling what else we got what else we got let's see scroll there wasn't that many let's see let's find let's find one more before you get out of here well look here is some because more people are on here i didn't put them on there yet um drae 23 1985 wants to know what are some major fundamental ideologies you have you guys disagree on huh what are some major fundamental audiology ideologies you guys disagree on what is what is that idol i don't know i don't know because we talk about everything so it's like we have conversations about things and i think that um brilliant idiots has always represented a platform to where even if you you know do disagree on something you listen to the other person enough to maybe be like oh that's a good point you know what i'm saying so i don't i don't think we have major disagreements on on any ideology not right now i don't think so okay well i won't wait till um andrew gets back and you're taking this shit but what is that i'm like your ideas like things you believe in whatever he's believing they're believing all right so um it's caesar underscore gil wants to know what do y'all think the sixers should do with ben Simmons what do i think the sixers should do try to motivate him find a way to motivate word is barney they treating him the way usher did t pain right now that should have fucked up like you can't do that to him because he's going he's either going to respond one or two ways he's either going to go to the he's going to take all that shit his motivation and work on his game during the off season or he's going to go into deep deep deep depression i don't mean he's not going to show himself no more nice girl sometimes you don't like i know like my even my light skin boy stuff like that i don't do it is i don't get him as hard as i get the guy that's dark skin who's well done i'm just real shit my light skin boy some of them i just don't they understand better like i feel like a dark skin dude is well done and he's not going to be more emotional than see i've never ever met a dark skin um emotional guy no he's very dangerous if you got dark skin emotional guys that's what i'm gonna say tyrese but i hear what you're saying it's how we sing how we sing genuine it's a genuine genuine he so cuz he's a singer he sings it's a little different if you gotta do like me and i'm emotional and i act like skin shoot me because i'm coming after everybody you can't be emotional right that's what i'm trying to tell you imagine me emotional you i'm a fucking idea i'm not seeing your emotion you're like you're saying like what do you mean i'm talking about emotional to where i'm like use emotional to be ex-girlfriend yeah i can buy if you ever think this this idiot show is what are you saying time to go no but bitch him in psychologically is already fucked up that's why he don't like shooting yeah that's why he didn't take that fucking dunk and he passed the ball to buy his hair it's like he's already psychologically fucked up there's something in his head that's already there all this past week did was make that shit worse so keep sorry i didn't watch the basketball game cuz so can you explain to me why they're so harsh on ben because i didn't see the game because he don't shoot yeah he literally scared to shoot and that's why they were upset with him yes they didn't first they said he couldn't shoot now they say he's just afraid to shoot yeah so and they're saying he has not improved so and they think that he has all the talent in the world which he does but he hasn't improved his game i think he gotta know how to take that criticism the last three games i think you only took a total of 14 shots yeah yeah that's right yeah like with nine points yeah that criticism he gotta know how to he gotta not use it for fuel he using the flight you don't think the tough love is good because people haven't given him such a hard time at the end of the season they just was like ah whatever we'll cut that's what i think it is they say he baby i don't think love is tough man i think it's a lot of things that we say that like brutally honest like i don't think you have to be brutally honest i think when you're being brutally honest is when you're like i said having honesty without compassion and i think i don't think love has to be tough you know i think if you love somebody i'm going to tell you the truth right and i'm going to just tell you the truth and and i think people understand intention you know what i mean like t pain would have received that totally different from somebody who actually genuinely loved him because when you truly love somebody your intention is different and the way you say something is different you know what i mean and i'm not saying that you got to be easy on a person and not like just be straight up with them is just the way that you talk will be totally different like you talk different to people you love no all the people that i like don't really know like that and i find myself like talking to people helping people out i'm really more easy on them the people that i know i'm on their heels because i feel like you supposed to already know are there you see what i'm saying i'm really really on your heels i'm not giving no sympathy to you at all let me say i cut one of my other people's off not too long ago and i kept it straight one million like nigga you're supposed to fucking know this type of shit i'm not gonna sit there and be like and he expecting sympathy i'm like i'm not fucking knows fucking sympathy for you nigga you think you could be you think you're too harsh on the on the person that you really fuck with because you know that they know you love them but no that you know that that's my they know that wax is my part my god no i feel like um only reason why i'm harsh on you because i know you could have did better got you got you know i'm saying if i knew that right now i tell you to clean that that uh that can off the thing and you just throw it on the floor i'm be on your heels but why don't you just throw it in the garbage like you could have did a better job at this you just do it on the ground because you say oh you said move it yeah yeah you mean i said move i say clean this up so you just oh i clean it up i just stuck to the floor so when it comes to like when you say like you don't know what uh people are going through and everything else like that so when do you like i'm sorry for me to do with that too yeah i mean i'm i'm a therapy has done wonders for me having daughters has done wonders for me because i i'm i can be honest with more compassion please you know what i'm saying and plus i like i don't know what people are going to that's what i mean so like when you're going back you see yeah my thing is i go through so much um that type of thing i don't give a fuck about what people go through no i do because i tell you i i tell you why because we should have learned this shit a long time ago i done put my foot in the mouth my mouth a lot since grade school whether you do your mama jokes or your daddy jokes yes i never did that type of shit yeah i never did that type you're a liar me did mama jokes no because i never played that if somebody didn't even fuck you up you're a liar you never did mama your mama this never we never played that well i did and when that person hit you and say your mama dad or you know making comments about women's weight you know i'm saying we did shit like that okay and then that's when was he pregnant it hurt my feeling but then you find out a woman might have had a miscarriage or something like oh shit but that's your ass because ain't nobody told you to just blurt out you know such and such nothing got big you know what i'm saying as i said if i know you can do better that's when i'm gonna give you tough love i don't give a fuck because guess what i'm gonna give you the consequences because whatever you did i'm really on you if you go to jail you don't give a fuck you know what i'm saying if you go out if you out here in this truth they don't give a fuck what you're going through like whatever the situation is though but there's no honesty our compassion ain't jailed but that's what i'm trying to tell you if it all depends on really what you also did now if you come into me and be like uh uh uncle i cheated on my boyfriend he's man like i like i'm gonna give you the harsh truth you know what i'm saying about what the fuck it is because that's what you're about to deal with i'm only going i'm only going to start with it with your what you're about to go deal with like my uncle my nephew you know i'm about to get locked up for in jail or something for selling drugs and doing bullshit i'm gonna be on the hills because guess what this road you about to go through is about to be a little harder so hopefully what i'm telling you is going to be a little harder for with and it'll roll to be a little easier but i'm nice on you by all you know a lot of people with the jail before it's gonna be okay i might make it you about to give a fuck if you don't be the right thing buddy do doing your push-ups and what the fuck is your thing what you what you was doing like i'm gonna be really on the hills if now if you got an easy roll i'll be easy on them oh i got a test i might fail i'm like oh you should have studied it depends on what it is like it's the urgency of the situation right like you if you know something exactly if you know somebody's about to like do something that's gonna cost them their life but somebody else's life ain't no time for compassion you know what i mean but it's other times like when you're critiquing somebody's music uh something that like it's other times you have to have some compassion you know what i'm saying like how's my weight baby you gotta have compassion you know what i'm saying like if something woman be like baby how do i look am i fat don't you have compassion you don't sit there nah baby you look fat when that dresses up i would say yo we gonna i'm gonna hire a trainer we're gonna work out together no no i'm gonna say we i'm gonna hire a trainer but baby we're gonna work out together you know not when she asked i'm talking when she asked you can't say we want to hire a trainer when she asked when she got to say that before like she's like hey baby how i look you're gonna hire a trainer oh man no don't do that you talking about honesty with no comparison no don't do that you got to see her coming out like that baby look good let's let's get ready for this summer i'm gonna get a trainer this week you're gonna really kill it now baby how about look i'm gonna hire you a trainer i'm gonna hire us a trainer no please don't not right now what do you want y'all just talking about compassion everything else y'all don't do shit like y'all do not do that to me at all what do you what do you want of us get it tell her you're a liar but that wasn't the answer we are very compassionate we are very much so god no i don't care if you know i know god no yes we don't even care of you though okay that's right that's right we promise you'll be a big compassionate you're a woman like that's right we are very compassionate y'all do not treat me like a woman yo because no y'all don't y'all treat me i'm one of the niggas well you i mean you are one of the i am but granted i know my personality but i'm just saying y'all don't listen i don't care what you say i know god know my heart yeah my heart and i know god know what we are very compassionate what what's the inside joke i'm compassionate i'm compassionate with any woman i call my niece that's number one and you know i'm not volunteering no more information no more than no but no what's going on what's going on i don't know they have an inside joke and i want to i want to know we say we tell her she's the one we're compassionate about where ask us any okay just your one opportunity to ask us anything that you think we're not being compassionate about and i'll give you an honest answer and i do planks okay um just like you say you like conflict and everything when it comes to the reddit stuff why do y'all like to see me i was gonna ask y'all because y'all say two different things why i don't i don't like to see reddit attack you but you're encouraging it no i just be you go to yourself y'all encouraging that's honesty with compassion i'll tell you why because i'm saying tell her you don't want that smoke yeah but then you buy all right go like because you be awesome fuck it just like how you said beyond that's not compassion though that's like no that's compassion because i'm saying tell her you don't want that smoke leave that alone you like fuck it i don't think you had to do is live alone y'all also are joking about it on the podcast though i just like read it but i was talking about reddit before they started tailor threads i was i like reddit i enjoy reddit you know what i think she think we started the tailor threads no no i'm just saying i'm not smart enough to do that yeah i damn sure not me you have nothing to do is wax definitely did do it what i don't believe you you think we started it no no no no but what was the question anyway how are we contradicting ourselves i think that i think what happens is we're the type of people when we find out something is getting under someone's skin yeah exactly but that's not compassion but i'm not like that anymore though but we're not compassionate people oh is that what they were saying they're compassionate we are they lied to you i know i'm much more compassionate than i used to be i was definitely bravo honestly with no compassion i was brutal i know i was like white people in the south going we're not as racist as when we own people well well what's wrong with progress one step at a time one step at a goddamn time that was i was really brutal no for real for like bad no for real for real and i wanted you to be mad yeah yeah now i know this is silly this is just for fun but we are the type of guys when there's somebody in the crew someone that we care about moving love and something's bothering them we are gonna ride that's the wheels fall off have any of y'all ever is that wrong to say you say right when we know something is bothering somebody in the crew someone that we love what we was trying to explain to tell we're compassionate because we're compassionate with Taylor why why why hell we are she come on we're not brutal where come on we're not brutal what you tell me at all i don't think there's brutality yeah i don't think it's necessarily a brutal thing but we just know how much it i don't even think people being really honest with you to be honest i don't think they're being really honest to be honest who is alex is nobody alex is yes you are why you laughing who's not being honest with me i just thought that was really funny what he said i don't think there's a lot of inside jokes no it's not you ready got you with the cure yeah ready got you with the kill he's a not no inside joke y'all keep laughing at each other that it's not about ready you ain't gonna do shit to them between you and uh wax though i want to know like has the wax ever came to you like y'all man i was like like i'm having a hard day yeah when he's ex-girlfriend he's lying in that white girl hell yeah i'm gonna tell you this man was that i did come to him but he laughed at me remember when you came to us what happened it money went there friday nothing no you deserve that though no i didn't know you deserve you deserve you do girls dirty that's you deserve what girl i do dirty and she was a nice girl no i just didn't commit that's the worst thing i could have did to these girls recommend won't you fool like you gave them the parting gifts like that shit is like and i love carla i'm oh but what you said i used to like his ex his ex was a nice girl you know i'm saying it is okay and i feel bad because his ex actually pressed me this guy is unbelievable about carla and i didn't know oh really so she probably think i'm lying now what was your ex the one that you said was your first true love carla we got back together carla breaks up with me once a week we back together yes what ex but actually carla the only man in america who can punch his way out of wet paper back that's it tell him can we go now you sure speak now if ever hold you piece i want to hear what you want to say because he's the basketball guy about ben simmonds what should they do with them oh it's over he needs a trainer yeah he needs a more somebody to motivate him but no but you know but he's gonna have a happy life so it can't be over though because if he leaves right now with the same mentality he's gonna sneak it up wherever oh yeah i mean like it's over for him as a player but at the same time as a player no he's good he'll be the league for years but he's never going to reach the levels of his talent he's a two-time star now no he could be an all-star but he's never gonna do what a guy who's 6 10 and can play point card should do really why do you know this next season everything because shooting you can learn shooting is not a part of the game you can't learn like it is just mechanics at the end right now don't get me wrong you got some natural pure shooters like like like step curry but just think about it but but step dad was del just like clays dad was michael's and they probably shot two million shots by the time they was six you right seriously a good example that is like uh blake griffin right when he came into his career he couldn't shoot at all and now he turned into like a really good three-point shoot so you can pick up the skill he hasn't invested the time to pick up the skill his form is still really fucked up it hasn't made any changes whatsoever and um i don't i think he's enjoying life this is my suspicion he's enjoying life he has a max contract and he's a fucking happy guy outside of basketball and basketball isn't his only source of happiness there are certain people where basketball is their only source of happiness and they dedicate everything to being successful michael jordan if he was losing he was fucking miserable i imagine so ben Simmons on things that guy because he's not that guy he won't reach that level of greatness so he might be happier bro like here we are feeling bad for this man who is feeling good it depends because i agree with everything that you're saying but i think that if ben is not popping even with the money yeah he can't enjoy the life that he wants i think it's the part of Ben Simmons that likes to start them didn't he date one of the generous kardashians at one point you know i'm saying so you got to be the all-star guy with the endorsement you don't got to be all-star date them they date bumps that is true but you still the environment they and he still want to be the man that's right that's right that's right you don't want to be a little man and that's right yeah because because at that level they all got money right yeah so when you walk in the room what separates you your skill set well that motherfuckers a beast yeah you don't want to be the guy like y'all he can't just like scan and talk i think they like to date dudes like a son a little bit though you think some yeah because they're not really i mean didn't kim swoop up khanye when he was in debt 20 million and shit like that like it's not like you know they were friends khanye's been in love with him forever fair enough i'm just saying like i don't think they know that's what he said how do we say things like that we know these like we know but that's what he said are you in love with the problem like as in like they were friends first and everything i was like he always had a crush on her mm okay same thing with carleton see that's what i mean what what i was yeah man tell her anything else tell her anything else you show tell her how many five minutes don't leave it on the table tell her say all right now you want to ask me you know you want to ask us something one more thing i could go all day but i don't want one thing last one that's the big one ask the big one that's the big one you know what's the inside joke you two guys have with me alex start laughing first what are you talking no i'm just saying alex i want to know why i laugh so much i laugh for alex alex said the words i just realized that for an hour straight out is that single word this is what we're going to do ready start the inside joke thread what do y'all think the inside joke is brilliant idiot subreddit what do y'all think the inside joke is um i'm not answering my question they might give it to you i don't care about okay this is what i'll do if i see more than a hundred of the right answer when i'm down with that i'm down with that i will i will speak about it next week with some compassion done okay that's it y'all thank you what how much is that per please okay uh as always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant you're absolutely right but if you listen to this podcast you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit you're right too it's the brilliant idiots podcast thank you for listening