 I can do? Hello. Better, thank you. Welcome to EMF 2014, we are back. Some of you may know, I'm Johnty. One of many, many organisers, we've been working on this work for over a year. It's quite a large team, you're going to see a lot of around sight. Please don't bother people randomly because you really want to thank them. They really need to get on with things a lot of the time. But at the end buy them all a drink. Everyone wearing your lanyod or wearing your hyvys. Mae sy'n rhoi ddannu'r un sydd yn ôl. O fod yw'n gorffod! Odydu iddo, mae'n ddiddordeb ar ybyddai. Go iawn, roedd yna swell. Mae nhw'n iawn i gyd yn atharni'i gynnyddio'r ddau. Roedd ymwn yn defnyddio, bod yn wneud rhywbeth o sydd gen i'n dda, ac rydyn ni'n gallu'n r adults. Mae'r rhwng haf hans o'r pobl sy'n ein hwn ar EAMF y 2012. Mae'r pobl yn y sydd i L-Wave mae'r peilio arall. y茴 yn y gyhoedi... Eich cofnod wedi'u felly hwyl. Mae chi'n pethwn i hynny wedi lici fod yn galw...反 ond e wedi rhoi 10000 o bobl. Can I also get a hand up for anyone who's come from further than America? You do not count! Has anyone come from America? You win a pint. Standing thing, whoever's come the furtherest gets a pint from me. It's just America. No one come any further than America. Maybe there's someone from New Zealand. That would be nice. Anyway we're not sure about that. Dright. Neither everything is now set up on site. Nearly everything. The lounge is still being worked on, the workshop tent I think is now fine. These stages, as you can see, do not have very good projectors. This would be a lovely video of the site taken from the air. But unfortunately these projectors are not great and these tents are very bright. When we tested this, it was a bit darker and it's not entirely good according to plan. We are working on a plan to fix this, hopefully it will be enacted by the end of the day. I can't promise that, so the first speaker's coming up, you might have a little bit of trouble. There's not much we can do about that, we're very sorry, we're working on it as quickly as we can. Hopefully people will put their slides of afterwards if you couldn't see them up here. And you'll just have to mime or something, I'm not really sure what you're going to do. Interpretive dance would be fine. After 4pm-ish, depending on how things go, you'll be able to pick up your goodie bags, or welcome bags we use the terms interchangeably, from the info tent. And they will contain your camp badge, which is the tilde Mark E, this is the improved version of the previous badge, which has a lovely screen on it, and has the camp schedule loaded on it, wirelessly connected, it's all very fancy and lovely, and it also has Tetris for when you're bored. But these will be available along with other information you need in the bag from the info tent after 4. The reason it's a little bit delayed is because they're still soldering some of the badges up, they only arrived this morning. We like to push things right to the end, and it's just in time delivery, it's completely fine. So, those are all the fun bits, there's bits that aren't as fun. The projector I've already mentioned, and we are fixing that as quickly as possible. And our workshops are really, really full. Now, I have to apologise for anyone who's been let down by the workshops signed up on email. You were all very excited and we didn't expect that. The blacksmiths came to us and said, we really want to get everyone signed up before the event, so we know how many people are going to be coming to them. And we tried to convince them that this wasn't a problem and everyone would be signing up at the event, but they asked us to do it anyway. So, we opened up email sign up, and then within 12 hours we had 400 emails and two people dealing with them, and they were not very happy. So, we had to sort of stop. That's when you all got an email saying, please stop emailing us. So, workshop sign ups are now at the info tent. I believe there are some still available, but nearly all of them are sold out, say sold out, booked out. Some of the workshops do come with an additional cost for components or whatever whoever's putting them on. Please be aware of that and make sure you've checked beforehand that you've taken cash, otherwise they're going to ask you to leave and that's a bit rubbish. I forgot what I was going to say. We are also trying to find more space for workshops to try and put more on. One of the other things we were not expecting this year was the sheer number of workshops we were going to get submitted to the CFP. We have one workshop tent and three stages that thought that would be fine. We really needed more like three workshops and one stage. That would have been just about right. That's not true. But we're trying to see if we can put them in the lounge and put them in the villages. If you are running a village and you have workshops in your village and you haven't told me already, why haven't you told me? I need to put them in the schedule. Please email content at emfcamp.org with anything that's going on in your village. We can put it in the schedule so people can come out and see you. If you're charging for them, let me know that as well. That's completely fine. If you came on site before this morning and you don't have a wristband, you need to go and get your wristband from the check-in desk before 6pm today. Otherwise we will get the telehandler and Benny will move you off-site with the telehandler. So please do that. Otherwise, as you know, someone don't do that because I want to see it happen. I've been promised it will. If you have any free time at all, which I know you all do because you're on here for a weekend and there's lots of free time, please volunteer. The entire thing is volunteer run. We need volunteers to run the workshops and volunteers in the bar. We really need volunteers to do some security which is really boring, but we do have live streams to watch. So you can kind of sit there being secure and watching live streams. So that sort of works. That's all the really boring bits, I think, and that's nearly everything I have to say. I'm really glad everyone's here and I'm really glad that we've sold out because we were really nervous that we've got so much bigger in two years' time. We thought things might go horribly wrong. We thought we might sell out. It's fine. We've sold more than enough tickets and we really appreciate everyone coming. So thank you very much to everyone who's here. Thank you for the unexpected applause. It makes it all worth it. We've worked really hard. There's been tears, there's been blood. Pretty small amounts of blood, but there has been blood. We all really appreciate it. There's not many of the volunteer and the old team in this tent at the moment. There are a few. Can you put your hands up if you want to? There's six of them. Everyone else is really busy making the event run. Find them towards the end of the event if they're in the bar by the Madrid, as I said earlier. We have to thank our sponsors. The event will run quite happily without sponsors. Nearly. The sponsors cover things like the badge. The badge doesn't come out of your ticket price. The badge is entirely sponsored so that you can't not get one. We want to make sure everyone gets the same thing. We have some sponsors covering the event. We have some sponsors covering the event. We have some sponsors covering the networking. Some sponsors who very, very helpfully stepped in to cover the larynge when we didn't have enough money. We really like them. I need to thank for the badge. I need to thank Ragworm. Ragworm in the room. These three people back there have done incredible things to make the badge happen. There is a talk on Sunday. There is a talk on Sunday which I will be drinking during. We will tell you what has happened with this badge because it almost killed all of us. We need to thank Ragworm. We need to thank Element 14. We need to thank PayPal. I need to say PayPal and Braintree because they changed it and now it's rubbish. Anyway. I need to thank Mathworks. I need to thank Seseco, Twilio, Imagination Technologies, Shadowcat Systems, Codethink, Pymeroni and LPRS. All of whom have someone on site somewhere and I'm sure you can say hi to them somewhere else. For networking and making sure we have an internet connection here which almost didn't happen but has. We need to thank Comtech, FlexOptics, Aruba, Lonat and Coloca. For the lounge we need to thank Port Cullis who have stepped in and stopped that from completely going under. For the first time we have kids childcare and proper childcare, not rubbish childcare with people who think they can do it. You can work out what their reference is to. They're located right down the end of the camping fields. They're far away. Hopefully the kids won't annoy you and you won't annoy the kids. We'll see if that works. That is open from, I'm going to get this wrong now, 10 til 8 every day I think and you can drop your kids off there, they'll be looked after and you can come and get them later on. We also have full kids workshops and they look quite fun as well. Some of them actually look better than the normal workshops. I did have someone get in touch asking if the Make a Lightsaber workshop was actually a real lightsaber. That was really good. Yeah. It is a fake one. In addition I've got a few more people to thank. We need to thank ByteMark for hosting our servers, which has been great. They've dealt with this all the time. We need to thank the CCC who have helped lent us their address space for the internet and all sorts of advice and generally just been lovely people. I need to thank IRC Cloud who Russ and I worked for. I need to thank them because Russ and I have been really shit at work for a while now. Thank you to them. I need to thank the team. The team have been amazing. We couldn't have done this without them. It's been really amazing. Now because I have a terrible memory and because this is written out very quickly in 15 minutes before the talk, have I forgotten anything that I need to say? Anyone? If anybody hasn't got their furniture for the village, it's down by stage B. Go and collect it from there. Please don't take too much. We do have a limited amount. There's more. The village tents are kites. Just as a quick thing, it is really windy here which we didn't quite expect. If you do see any tents escaping and make you run for freedom, please stop them. They can do quite a lot of damage to people and other tents. That would be useful. Quick call out to first aid as well. They're located just up by the main entrance. They'll help you with anything that's going on. If you do manage to hurt yourself, break a leg, your face, whatever, find someone with a radio and get them to radio in. If you're going to call 999, they're going to call us back. You get a really weird loop for this. Please go to one of our staff first and don't call 999 because it just gets really awkward for everyone involved. Is there anything else I've forgotten from anyone? Will, stop looking at your phone. Have you forgotten anything? If you want to volunteer, go to the info tent and if you'd like to volunteer, I'll be useful. Anything else? When's the bar open now? You've missed out. One other thing. We've got one less food vendor than we expected. Hopefully that won't be a problem. We'll have enough coverage anyway. The van broke down and they can't make it. I don't think it'll be an issue, but we should just to make you aware of that. The barbecues are going to be outside just here. They're shared barbecues for everyone to use. You can buy charcoal from the shop. They are not welded together yet because somebody forgot their welder. They'll be up by the end of the day, I'm assured. If you like welding, go and help them. There's an arm up at the back of the tent. We have no workshop space unless it's in your tent. Maybe. If anybody does actually like welding, come and say hi and you can come and do some welding. Anything else? Can I get off stage now? We have a code of conduct this year. Please don't be mean to anyone. That's the short version. The longer version is actually quite comprehensive. We will chuck people off-site if we've found that you're being nasty person. Please read it. It's in your booklet. We're not going to tolerate it. We've never had it happen. We've heard of it happening at other events. We're just not going to stick with it. Please be nice to one another. Everyone should be lovely. Anything else? The bar closes at 1am. Which is just late enough for me to get there. Right. I think we're done. Good. I'm not quite done. I've just remembered the talk that should be happening next which is high altitude ballooning on this stage they are currently stuck in traffic. They can't use a high altitude balloon to get here. I believe... Oh no, are they here? I'm not sure if that's a random applause for them or the motorways. I can't tell. Anyway, I think we are absolutely done now. Have a lovely time. If you have any problems, go to the info tent. They will help you out. They're open until I think 9pm. Otherwise, grab someone who looks important and hopefully they are. Have a lovely time and be around the camp.