I wrote this song to support the Movember 2011 campaign in Canada and throughout the world. Thank you Sheena Grobb for performing the song and Ed Vorst for producing it.
The lyrics are at http://www.marshcarroll.com/songs.html and are also displayed below:
Selleck had a lip tickler / When acting as Magnum P.I.
Einstein sported some bristles / While looking at starts in the sky
Ned Flanders had upper lip plumage / +that wrestler oh what's his name?
Hulk Hogan! Right!
Lanny McDonald had a big one / When he played as a Calgary Flame
Chorus: Grow a muzzy in Movember / Give Prostate Canada cash
Changing the face of men's health / It starts with a little moustache
Snidely Whiplash had a handlebar / And a dastardly black hat
Some dictators also had staches / But let's not sing about that
The prostate's the size of a walnut / Embedded in a tangled mess
It's sort of hard to locate / Unless you've got a good GPS
The prostate secretes a white fluid / Mixes with sperm like a gravy
Comprising 30% of semen / The rest comes from Canadian Navy
The prostate guides the urine / In the right direction
It has other important functions / So go for early detection
Yes, once you are over forty / And I'm not trying to be crass
You better have a good doctor / Put a finger right up your bum
Note: The url at the end has been updated for 2012 and should be