 Um, hi. My name is Frederick Chen and I make DIY videos to little children. And my DIYs look simple, but in the end they never look the same when you make them. Also, I oversaturate my videos so it looks like I have a tan. Alright, I'm done exposing DIY people. Anyways, we meet again and I decided to make a slime video. So you can click away right now if you really want to. Because, um, one, I've had a big addiction of slime videos on Instagram, and two, I have all the stuff around me so that this explains all the shit. And if you think I'm going to give you measurements... Right, wait, first I need a bulb. I hope I did that right. Alright, now I need some water. Alright, and yes, this is steaming and you're going to deal with it. So, all slime starts off with glue. And we're going to put in, like, half of this thing. And then you need a one-to-one rig. Fuck, it's hot. I shouldn't have made boiling water, should I? So you need half... So you need half glue and half water. Ow, fuck, fuck, fuck, it's burning! Ow, fuck, fuck, fuck, it's burning! Ow, fuck, fuck, fuck, it's burning! A new plan. Now we try. It's got to be the most uncomfortable pose I've ever done. What? This will clean it up. No one will notice that this blanket is wet. So, like a true Asian, I'm going to mix these with chopsticks. And then you're just going to pour it into your bowl. Alright, do you see how red my finger is and how it's shaking? Yeah, that's the boiling water. Now I just want to put in your food coloring, so it looks like piss. And you want to put in your shaving foam. Some body oil, because I saw that as a recipe. Looks like you're pissing right, see? Ow, guys, I shouldn't have burned myself. This actually hurts. Yes, I have lots of lotions. And, of course, you can't forget the glitter. That's probably too much. Guys, the moment you take glitter out of its, like, capsule, it's staying with you until you die. Now I'm just going to mix this together. Ow, my hand still burns. Did I get a first degree burn from that? Wait, first degree is the biggest one. Third degree. So I have borax, and I'm mixing it with the freaking boiling water that burned me. Wait, why didn't I just put the borax into the hot water? God, I'm such an idiot. Mix it around. And that was a terrible idea. And now you're going to pour it in slowly, so you don't put too much in. So, like, if you're a virgin having sex for the first time, basically, you want to put the penis in slowly. And wow, this just turned into sex at the front drink. Wow, this is like noodles, basically. All right, so I don't know if anyone enjoyed this video, but if you did, give this video a like, leave a comment down below, or ready to subscribe because it goes videos every Saturday. And oh my God, I need to go right now because I have a birthday party to attend again, and I'm going to the same place that I got kicked out of, so hopefully I have another story time for you. And I'm going to put this finger on ice because it's actually burning. I love you guys, and everything is less than three. And now I have a shitload of things to clean up. Oh, I don't do this.