 All right. Hello, everyone. Welcome to this slideshow karaoke So I don't know if you all know about this But we'll be presenting some random slides for no particular reason which means fun And I'd like to thank for a thank to Amita for submitting the thing feeling of a submission and to Patrick about for helping me with the slides Anything bad in this place. That's his fault, of course So we have very simple rules We'll have ten slide decks that are presented by people from the audience Five slides each and you won't see them before and I'll be self-advancing. There's 15 seconds for each slides and I think we have our first volunteer right here so I Guess I'll just give Steven the mic and let's start. Oh boy So I want to tell you about our new product. We are selling pork heads They are top quality ripped straight from the animal never and never This is our this is our new packaging facility you can see each one of these is a cage containing a containing one of the pigs Actually, no, sorry those ones on the side of containing the pigs those ones contain all the people that have to deal with the pigs I've got nothing on that That who's been messing with my slides? And here and here we have the boardroom you'll notice that we have no board members and that is because they were all eaten by the pigs It Interesting now though. They didn't leave a much of a mess our first customer. All right working for a second volunteer. There we go I should be a totally random Yep, yeah So after Steven and talk about the pigs things in the head We decided to go with ours is because it seems that people prefer also versus big so We decide which we came with a model then we asked for designer to come with our speed of And then we try with Fedora Because we needed to automate the whole thing like we wanted to buy to build a complete pipeline And of course it had to be running container because Adam was involved as you can see So clearly there was something going on and because Adam was involved of course what happened? Fire fire it was panic all the place container were on fire everything And so we had to call the fire brigade has the CP team just to come to the rescue But we were just too busy enjoying Drinking and and of course having banana split With ice cream because that's the second thing we do first before we want to extinguish Fire we need to be sure that we are just ready in a good mood So that's what we do and this is off fire brigade truck that we use Coming onsite because we do also onsite support of course when things go completely wrong and especially Next time we just want to have Adam sitting there and sleeping there. So thank you All right who wants to be next? It's just recorded no pressure Go for it All right, so in a world in the future where the Linux and you know Linux Windows macOS have all merged with the human app evolved to a state where we look like a little bit like these monkeys so it's a little bit of maker of the you know planets of the hips and humans and We've started writing codes to get us to the state of mind. So we are no longer needed to keyboards We can just think about it You've seen how we look so we know much more than we are today And we are able to do to come with this with this kind of codes which look all nice and forget But you know at the end of the day it's all ends up blowing up in your face And then you get protest all over the place and you know, it's fun. So you get protest anyway so Before we turn into the previous monster we did end up with code blowing up our place So we need to wash it and that's the place where you end up Bringing your your code and you get to keep having clean up and you get to you know Bring did the nice elephant back to the to the previous picture on the everything's growing up So once we have we're done with this we do bring Ourself to karaoke place because this is the evening events and we get some nail in place we get Adam singing on the back in his nice as your end costume and And that's six for me, thank you I Working yeah Okay, so we have this room and it's chloride It looks like we will play some basketball But we don't know what the where is the ball. It's not seen anywhere So we ended up using bananas instead of ball We tried to make them look like a dolphins because why not It's easy to make them look like a dolphins and it's fun So and then we forced them to write through a subway. So they are They are trying to make it more Okay, so and then we told about the types and the relations What are the relations between the bananas and the subway and? We end up with frock and and some cupcake. So I think we give it a great job and I Think we figured out something that is not really clear to anyone Alright, we need mobile volunteers On behalf of the IBM committee, I'm here to inform you about all the changes We're going to be making to red hat as a result of the acquisition. I Swear I didn't plan this I apologize So there's going to be some minor changes in the way that we do business going forward There is going to be a new dress code that we're going to be imposing. I Hope you're all going to be very open-minded about things But ultimately I think that at the end of the day when you see the package that we've put together here You're not going to be worried in the slightest It's going to be fine everybody just hang in there, okay, just this hang in there, right? Thank you all so much and welcome to IBM And the more news from everyone about other events. I think Mohan has He got the best light for that maybe Okay Is that a this is on Frisbee new kind of frisbee that we will play with when we got drunk and see how that helps and I think it's missing a red hat branding and Huh, this is where from we jump off while playing that frisbee and and Interesting, I hope there is some snow below there and This is where will be our new motor everyone will say like I'm fearless because we are working for We are working on open source and we'll be very fearless on working on stuff For the world Okay, I Don't know I guess we are all developing these things for for the world To make it a better place Okay, I have no idea what to say about this Sorry, I Made that slide deck. I guess we need three more volunteers or four if I can count correctly Maybe oh, thank you Matthew for coming as a as a volunteer Um No, you haven't So that's kind of the look that we all have at five in the morning after reviewing a lot of bucks probably Especially the hair color since that it looks like me without my blow. Oh right So That's what happens if you Try to communicate with anyone in the community. They just start peeling you layer by layer by layer telling you that you need more and Probably you can make a rocket with all the pain and suffering from solving box and fedora Maybe you just need to run away to another country or another planet is not enough. See you just need to run away from all of it Multanically just That's how code looks to me. I don't even understand it Ah and That's us the signers trying to make everything yummy and tasty and beautiful just to have another layer of pain on top of it Yeah, I hope there is nothing more in there. Thank you All right. Thank you for coming All right, so these are gonna be my ideas for next flock so We're gonna start by going to an aquarium because you know, we just need to let loose sometimes before before we go to all these meetings and presentations and So we're gonna go to a planetarium and and watch some jellyfish and then We're gonna have our first official meeting in in in this railway system or whatever I'm looking at here And we're all gonna stand around and And then in between sessions, we're gonna eat. I don't even know what this is We're gonna eat it because it looks good, right? So our snack time sessions are gonna be replaced with with that. I don't know what I'm looking at You know, we really want you to get your hands dirty with fedora and and have fun hacking on it and enjoy all the sessions Nothing, I have nothing You know after the conference we can let loose the pool and have fun Do have more volunteers Thank you for volunteering so This is how to stay fedora project leader for five years without burnout The first thing is that you know the burnout is always lurking there behind In front of all of the fruit and plants. It's like glow glowing there in the back of your mind and yeah, but As long as you get your hands, you know in into everything and Keep keep making sure you're staying in touch with things and you're getting all the color all over your hands And it you keep involved with everything is an important way But sometimes the stress of it just kind of makes you want to just start a dream of kind of floating off And not worrying about the weight of all the problems maybe just soaring off to the moon in a Physically impossible balloon But you know that overall there's kind of a glow from the project and from all the wonderful people in in this community Who helped support and make everything work together so that is always important and Wow So you also have to make sure you know to keep things light and do some exercise as well While you're you know doing all of the farm work that people who want to work in fedora always And the last but not least will be thank you So why should we collaborate and not just an open source project? You know This might be a roller coaster But why isn't it because somebody forgot to put rails on it and You know why did it happen because this was a proprietary project and We all have just one brain we cannot think of everything so You can't fit Everything in this world just into this small hat. You know, I have it you have it everyone has it and and We all should use it but ideally together because our brain is just a tool like the spoon and You can fit about this much on a spoon of the food. You can't eat it all at once with such a small spoon of course, you don't really need the spoon and You can think bigger You can for example put ice cream on the spoon and now you have more food on the spoon that normally would fit in there But somebody has to think about it So next time we eat thing about how to make your day better somebody else's day better and share