 Are you a laser? Yeah, you bitch, yeah. This has probably been one of the most requested videos in recent memory. Correct me in the comments if I'm wrong, but I think Dope2111 pioneered this look where she puts like a set of eyes under her eyes and like a set of lips under her lips. It's a double vision makeup look and you guys just flooded me with tweets and stuff when this came out and you said that you really wanted me to do it. And I know it's taking me a minute, okay? But I think I'm gonna do it. But I found one that looks a little more ambitious. It's by Roxasaurus. It's called Trippy Vision Illusion Halloween Makeup and she has not two sets of eyes, but one, two, three, four, five. Five sets of eyes! One up here and then two extra sets down here. So you just look like a human spider. How does that math work? One up here and two down here, that's four. Yeah, you got five eyes because your third eye is always open. Happy hairy season! Joke's actually on me because it's always hairy season. You marry a hairy season. We're not married. I'm gonna be the most elegant, legious spider you've ever seen. Well, I mean, I feel like the reason why I didn't just like jump and do it when you guys were tweeting at me nonstop, which I appreciate, I've seen it, is because I'm not sure I can do it. Like it looks hard. Like it requires skills. I'm not sure I possess. So first things first, she starts off with an eyeliner pencil in brown, which I don't have, but I do have a brow pencil. So we're off to a good start. My like, crepey old lady eyes are really not having a great time. Creepy? Yeah, crepey old lady eyes. You know, I'm a human crepe. Crepe is my favorite breakfast food. Cause I'm a snack. Yeah, this is a place on my face where a pencil should never come. I understand. So this is making like a faux little brow right here. I'll link the video in the description for those of y'all that actually wants to watch someone talented. Yo, this high key fucking hurts. Oh, it's a little speedy. Oh, it's speedy, man. Oh, it's speedy. So then she starts like outlining the eye underneath the eye. Oh, what is that? I'm terrified to fail at this cause then it's gonna ruin the illusion. What's the spiders favorite TV show? What? A newly web game. I feel like it doesn't look like that. I have a question. What? When you're done filming, are you gonna post this video to the worldwide web? I'm gonna have a speedy mustache. Oh, it's speedy, man. Sling it, he's web. Does that look good? Yeah. I mean, I feel like that's what the works. Yeah, cause then the ones up here are bigger. That artistic, like I can't fucking draw. I feel like this eye is pointing down. It is. Oh, shit, look at you drawing eyes. Wait, are those uneven? Fuck. Wow. Wait, I have a question. What? Can we go on like a legal after you're done with this? Just to freak people out. Wait, does Omega still exist? I don't know. Check the website. Where have you speeded? If you don't stop, I'm gonna start sweating my eyes. If I were to draw these like my own brows, I would just have to like squibble real fucking hard cause mine are shaped like pieces of shit. I literally, at one time I went to get my eyebrows wax and she, I went in there like bare face, like with my eyebrows and she just looks at my eyebrows and goes, no. What is that, what is it? Show me. He brought you some old slainty that just so happens to sometimes look like Liza Kochi. It's just that like this face where she's like looks like Liza gets me every time. But she just starts like putting it in here. I guess. You should make a valiant return to Instagram with a selfie after you're done. I don't even fuck with Instagram. It's not the platform for me. Do I have a platform or are you afraid of heights? It's a dive or a nice one. No, you were, you've been together forever. What do you want to do this weekend? You want to sit around and get to know each other? It's not euphemism, the one that's sitting talk. I'm so not talented enough for this. Does this look like a nose? Oh, it's starting to look kind of crazy though. I feel like people that do this and like it looks really good have much like more even skin than I do. Like there's literally lines and wrinkles going through my fucking eyes. I've had a lot of work done. I'm a flat earther. No, you're not. I just didn't have a break or two. Did you see that thread going around about people wanting to fund a flat earther reality show where they just search for the end of the earth? It would never end. Oh shit, this is getting real. Am I looking like the speed of your dream? I'm blind and dying, that's my dream. Oh, that's so creepy. Those look exactly like your regular. Yeah, cause mine are mostly pencil. Hard. Dude, this is fucking hard. All the wings aren't even me. What's that look like? You're a really good girl. Really? I feel like all the eyes look sad as hell. I don't have a blue pencil but I did bring down a teal lipstick. It's so hard to draw a tiny face onto your face. Oh no, my top is a cook-eyed. What? When I was little, I really wanted brown eyes. Why? Because I feel like you can wear like almost no makeup in your eyes just to sort of stand out. But not me, I just had these like light eyes, light skin. I just looked dead all the time. It's crazy how like putting the outline on the irises all of a sudden. All of a sudden now their eyes? Yeah. I told you the top was a cook-eyed. That's what's looking into another dimension. How do I fix that? This is getting so bad. I'm making a fucking mess. Who is that? Oh, wait. Oh, hello. Hers looks so much better than mine. So I'm gonna face a decision in a little bit about whether or not I should put on lashes. Well, I'm gonna draw them first and then if I feel like it doesn't look good, I'll put some on but I feel like that's gonna make it look a little worse. How do I look? Like a speeder? You look like a speeder who has their eyes on everyone. This eye is a cuck-eye. It's a cuck-eye? Yeah. Like you got cucked by the other eye? Yes. Not clickbait. Oh, my eye got cucked. Now we put in the pupil. She's got this like liquid white eyeliner that I just do not have. Oh my God, dude. It's really starting to turn me out. Put down on the mark. The nose needs to go right over my nose scar. Do you smell what the rock is cooking? Julian, I don't know. Don't zoom in on this. Say anything. It looks like a nose, just maybe a human nose. Daddy's coming in. It's Aries time, give it to me. You just colored in my scar. Subscribe. Well, I give in. Can I please finish with one? I guess that's okay. Thank you. It's actually much better than what I was doing. My eyes hurt because you're breathing into them. That is wild. It's not right. It's really not that bad, Julian. You did a pretty good job. Is that right? So now the question is, should I put lashes on my face or no? You can't even see it. You literally can't even see it. Yeah, that's not worth it. I feel like this doesn't look like hers at all. Why are you looking at me like I fucked up? So I need to make lips under my lips that look like my lips. I'm not. I think my lips is small as hell. We don't have a lot to draw. It doesn't look as good as hers. That's why people are like, oh my God, you have to do this. I'm like, it only looks good because they're incredibly good at makeup. Mine's really not that good. Open your eyes really wide. Like super. Yeah. They're not even the same color. This one's looking somewhere else. Here's my first set of eyes. My second set of eyes. My third set of eyes. My fourth set of eyes. Yes. Oh my God, dude, that's correct. Okay, that's the craziest angle. I like failed miserably at the nose. I needed Julian to help me. I wouldn't exactly call it a success. Yeah, you want me to go on that app and see if anyone gets scared? Now that I'm looking at it really for the first time, it looks like a fucking mess. Oh, it actually looks better if I do that. No one wants to talk to me. I'm on here too. I don't even with all these eyes see you someday when we get married. That's why these eyes don't look very realistic. I did it. I tried it. I am not that great at creating eyes because they just look like round white circles which don't really look like my eyes, but I tried my best. I don't know. You took part in an event. Giving me a participation award? I was like, what are you doing? I go, looking around. Yeah, this is really hard if you're not good at drawing. I think you did a good job enough for it to look funny. Thanks. Well, I mean, it was gonna look funny regardless. You're drawing eight fucking eyes on your face. It was really fun. I hope that you enjoyed this look even though I'm not particularly skilled at drawing eyes. I had a lot of fun. And you know, we bothered some people in the middle of the night, which I think was worth it. They didn't even see it coming, but I did because I could see into the future beach. Look at us. I have a basketball game tomorrow. Come to our basketball game. We're in us now. Make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put out new videos every Wednesday slash Thursday. So that looked natural. I'm asking you a question. Absolutely fucking not. I see you bitch. It's me, speed a man.