 HOLY SHIT THAT'S DOMBEL! You wanna know how different my life is now because of anime? It's 2023 right now, and I'm reacting to a size comparison chart for Attack on Titan. Like a year and a half ago, I was measuring something completely different. That shows you the difference in my life. Let me know down below your favorite Titan. It could be any Titan. It could be the side Titans. The Titans that weren't completely animated in the background during Zeke's battle for Tross. I think it was called, I don't know who the fuck knows. It could even be this one. I really don't care. Let me know down below your favorite Titan. And if it doesn't have a name, give it a name and explain it to me down below. Wait a minute. No, that's not the smallest. I thought Levi was was like two feet tall. What the fuck? Was it in the Ackerman blood? The descendants were Ratatouille. What the fuck? Aaron's taller than this? Oh, wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, Mikasa is like a standard I guess for the soldiers? I'm pretty sure Connie isn't bigger than this. Unless I'm wrong. Fucking Mr. Springer, man. Oh, disgusting. Such a weird looking character, man. This is so cool. Who's next? I can't wait to see Aaron's Titan. That better be the big, oh, not this fucker. He was in the movie too. I reacted to the attack on Titan movie, unfortunately. Three meter. His head takes up most of it. I bet I got copyright claims for this music. Wait, who is that? That's, um, this Sony. Oh, no. Oh, rip, rip. I can't say rip who because my fiance is in the other room and she hasn't gotten to the bar. Rip. See, I'm a good man. I know it doesn't seem like that, but I am. Who's next? The fuck is that? I've never seen that. I think they're the first to animate this. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, wait. Aaron transforms into this when he was a baby. This, oh, what the fuck is wrong with the, the mouth? Looks like a college girl. I want to see, pick, pick finger. Her last name's finger. You know, y'all know when my thoughts are going with that, man. What if she stands? It's the hunchback Titan. Who's next? The, the ugly Titan. That, it ain't Ymir. This is the ugly Titan. That's what I call her. Oh, oh God. Fuck it. Disgusting. Disgusting. Ugly. I'm bullying Ymir. Oh, come on, come on. Hey, there we go. Who's next? Since when is Porco a, a, a lion? I don't remember him doing this. Who made this? Evolution films? I, I think they're the first to animate this shit, man. I've never seen this. Ew, who is this? Who designed this? He looks like a bird. I'm learning last names for the first time, man. Damn. I bet this guy doesn't even watch Attack on Titan. Being, oh no, rip, rip. Now you're looking down on me. Send me a fucking potato while you're at it. Uh, wait, no, that's Sasha. What am I talking about? Oh, oh, that's Frita. Remember Grisha? What, would he have that whole scene? Any fucking murderer? The Founding Titan. Not anymore, bitch. Who's next? Oh, Eric, Dinah Fritz. One of the ugliest Titans I've ever seen, bro. They take good-looking women and turn them into this. Disgusting. 14 meter, damn. Imagination so Levi. Annie. Oh my God, Annie. Damn. Look, look, they even got the Jiggle Mechanics, right? Look at that. 14 meters. Bro, Eric, what, is Eric ever going to take up the whole entire thing? There's Ryder? That one Ryder looks like this. Was he power walking? Dude's getting his steps in before he bashes through the wall. Eric's hauling in Ryder? Wait a minute. Oh, they're the same height. I don't know, man. Ryner's still daddy. And I say that with the straightest dick inside of me, man. What's wrong? I question my sexuality sometimes, guys. I really do. Oh, it's Grisha. My man looks like he ate 20 Grishes. Holy shit. The Attack Titan. He's the same height as Aaron. Oh, wait. Who the fuck measures this stuff? Is this in, like, the mid-episode thing where it tells you, like, the meters? That's the only way. That's the only way. That's the shit I skip, man. Maybe I should start paying attention to that. Who the fuck cares anymore? There's one episode left. I forgot about this thing. The Warhammer Titan. That's Levi's dick in her hand. Definitely. Levi would be the size of her fucking toe, man. Zeke! Monkey man! Yeah, look at that tummy. Man, it's such the weirdest fucking proportions I've ever seen in my life. Like, he has, like, a 30-pack, but below that, he has a stomach. Imagine that. Imagine you were able to have a six-pack, but a beer belly at the same time. Like, it's separate. He has, oh, he has two stomachs. Right? That's the only explanation. I knew he was tall and had Eren and everybody. Yo, Eren, yeah, you got it. Like, the way he talks, bro, he has two stomachs. One is a six-pack. And the other one, I guess, I don't know, man. Who's in that stomach? Look at his arms. Who's next? So, wait for Levi. God. My man, Armin! Berthold! Piece of shit. Fucking below job. Damn. That's a pretty cool design, man. Godzilla versus Armin. I want to see it. Who's next? Oh, wait, wait. Is Armin's taller than Berthold? What, is he, like, an inch taller? Look! Wait, who's hotter? Let's see. Berthold is thicker. Berthold's, you know what the B stands for? Badunkadunk. Look at that shit, man. Then Armin. Wait, Armin's, like, the same. No, Armin's ribs are showing more, and Armin has a little head. It looks like he's wearing shoes. And wristbands. The fuck, he's wearing, like, John Cena. Never give up wristbands. I'm getting sick of this fucking song. I forgot about Raj Rees! Oh, my God! This dude was huge! Imagine the shit he'd take. This is the dengy Titan, man. On all four. Don't fucking stand up again. Wait, 120 meters? Wait, wait, what was? Holy shit, that's double! I think they said it was double! That's two, two colossal Titans put on top of each other. Who the fuck is taller than this? Other than Armin. What? You mirrored? What? She's double that? I didn't know she was that big. What the fuck, what, what did this happen? Who's taller than that? It better be Aaron. Yeah! That's my man, Lanky Boy. Look at, like, fucking slinky. Yep. Now he looks like a fucking triangle in the next episode. Art, you saw that? I saw a fucking spoiler in the comments. It was, like, the picture of the cabin with the two Titan shadows. One is Armin in colossal form, and one is Aaron in this form. He's a fucking triangle now? That's how he turns into a triangle? What the fuck is he here? He looks like a roller coaster. Who designed, look at the legs! That's every gym bro, bro. This is literally me. Who cares about legs? I might as well be in a fucking wheelchair, man. Who cares? Wait, is there anyone taller than them? Oh, I thought they were gonna put Levi. You know what? Levi's heart and dick? Way bigger than Aaron. Oh my, ooh. Oh, I like this. They're showing, okay. He's poor Mika, sir. They should have used Levi as a standard. Dan, they're all... One, two... Wait, one, two, three, four. Okay, okay. Annie? The female Titan. The armor Titan, and Aaron are the same height. So three of those Titans. And the armor Titan. Not the armor. The fucking Warhammer Titan. Those four are the same height. Then you have the beast, the colossal. Oh my god. And then that giant piece of shit. Oh my god. Bro, she's almost as tall as Aaron. Like height-wise, but Aaron has this whole fucking theme park on his back. So fuck that.