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Boynton devised a very effective method of getting around this rule He suggested that we stop seeing each other entirely However, I immediately used my power of veto and before he could take it to the general assembly We convened for two dates away from the school The last date occurred on Wednesday night and Thursday morning at breakfast my landlady asked for the details Now tell me everything that happened last night Connie. We went to a movie mrs. Davis and and we came home And fold up your program the recital is over The cream please but what did mr. Boynton say what did he do nothing nothing past the cream I Can't understand that man here He has date after date with a girl who's intelligent attractive wholesome she she charming and what does he do about it? Nothing past the cream It's not that he isn't fond of me mrs. Davis, but he's been worried lately about someone very near and dear to him Relative yes, his pet frog McDougal Seems with the cold weather coming on Mac is very prone to laryngitis And there are no heating facilities for the cages the least the school should do is put some heating equipment in there Why doesn't mr. Boynton ask mr. Conklin for it because mr. Boynton is almost as terrified of mr. Conklin as he is of me They're asking for anything then you've got to do it Connie Don't you see if you get the things he needs mr. Boynton won't be so pre-occupied and worried when he's out on dates with you Well, it's worth a try I guess now if I can remember where I left it I'll put my face on and get ready for Walter Denton Walter's driving me to school again. You mean your car is still in the repair shop Yes, the mechanic called yesterday and said it would take a bit longer this time It seems they're having a little trouble with the motor what kind of trouble they've misplaced it I I'm glad you picked me up early today Walter I've got to stop into mr. Conklin's office before my first class what a depressing way to start off the day I don't have to see our beloved principal this morning. I'm low enough already low I feel gloomier than a school teacher's personality But what's the reason for this blue mood did Harriet Conklin give you the go-by Oh, no no ma'am. No Harriet and I are still an item. It's stretch not grass who's praying on my mind Maybe that's because he hasn't got one of his own I know he's never been exactly a beacon of brilliance Scholastically miss Brooks, but on that gridiron. He's always been a tower of strength Up to last week that is what happened last week. Well, you saw the game last Saturday Didn't you see what he did sure he picked up a fumble and ran 85 yards with it first I couldn't quite figure out why I was the only one in my section who was cheering. He ran the wrong way On that one numbskull play. Oh, but if you think that was bad you should see stretch at practice He's just awful out there. His blocking is positively sad and his tackling is getting everybody down Isn't that what it's supposed to do This is no laughing matter if stretch doesn't perk up we'll lose our big game to clay city next week Well, what do you think is the cause of this change in him? Walter? Well, I know what it is the big goofs in love Love and the trouble is he won't tell anybody who the girl is. Hey Wait a minute. He's very fond of you miss Brooks. Maybe you could straighten him out You know have a talk with him and I'd like to help Walter, but I've got a more pressing problem this morning That's why I'm going straight to mr. Conklin's office What could possibly be more pressing than Madison's winning the battle of the year my winning the battle of Boynton's lab It's not in my business daddy, but I don't think you should start the day off wearing such a long face I'm sorry Harriet if you'll turn your back for a moment. I'll put on a short face for you What's the reason for it anyhow, why are you so despondent because of our coach's report on snodgrass? That's why he's been playing abominably and the coach knows the reason the big moose is in love But isn't there something we can do daddy if there was I'd be doing it You don't think I want to lose this game to Jason Brill's clay city nincompoops. Do you? Of course not daddy. I know mr. Brill's your arch rival. He's worse than that. He's he's No, that's the use Just no way out. There's no way I could possibly feel any worse than I do right now Have you thought of miss Brooks daddy? You have just shown me away Well miss Brooks might be able to help if there's one person in this school whom stretch admires and respects It's her maybe she could pull him out of his doldrums So you might have something there at that as soon as she gets to school. I'll come in oh Pardon me mr. Conklin if you're busy. I'll come back later not at all miss Brooks Harriet was just leaving for a class run along dear Okay, daddy see you later miss Brooks. Goodbye Harriet Sit down won't you over here by my desk. That's the most comfortable chair. Maybe you don't know who I am I Know it's miss Brooks, and I'm delighted that you dropped in to see me this morning You are well, and it won't be so difficult to ask a favor of you. You want a favor of me miss Brooks Yes, sir. Now isn't that a coincidence? I want a favor of you one hand washes the other That's as good a way as any to get them both clean But my favorite isn't exactly I don't care what it is miss Brooks If you do a favor for me, I'll do a favor for you or as my old commanding officer colonel Elliot Reed used to say You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you He was a Texan But what's your favor mr. Conklin well as you know Madison's big football game with play cities to be played next week Yes, sir. You are also aware of my intense rivalry with Jason Brill their principal Yes, sir, but what do you want of me mr. Conklin? Well, it's very simple miss Brooks Perhaps you've heard about snodgrass running the wrong way last Saturday Mm-hmm. Now you know that nobody with half a brain could make a mistake like that twice except perhaps snodgrass And that idiot woman a few rows behind me who kept cheering him Next Saturday. I'll keep my mouth shut What do you think I can do about stretch mr. Conklin? You may be able to straighten him out. You've seen this Brooks He's been even worse in practice this week than in that game last Saturday and the coach seems to think it's because he's in love That's what Walter Denton thinks too. Does Denton know with who no nobody does Exactly, and that's where you come in in his lame-brained dunce like way snodgrass admires you greatly He has his reasons I'm sure we lame-brained dunces are pretty clannish What I meant was you seem to be the logical person to find out just what little baggage is turning snodgrass his head And I use the word advisedly Find out then what then your natural feminine instincts will come to the fore and you will devise some way to Circumvent the activities of the aforementioned bit of baggage Now then what is the favor you seek? Well, mr. Boyden needs some new equipment for the biology lab, and he's too timid to ask for you shall have it What kind of equipment some heating facilities for one thing and more comfortable cages for his frogs and guinea pigs It's done Anything else else well now that you mention it. I could use a new desk and some new window shades I also would like to have my room painted a nice cheerful shade of green Miss Brooks You are speaking with us good conchlin not winner take all Well, if you feel that way about it, maybe stretch and his girl should be left alone after all nice cheerful shade of green it is Now you're sure you know what to do miss broke leave it to me Mr. Conchlin when I get through with him stretch will not only check his baggage. 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I Found him near the water fountain in the hall He was slouching against the wall and seemed half asleep, but when I approached him he snapped to attention Hi Hello stretch. I hope I'm not keeping you up I mean I hope I'm not keeping you from any of your classes But I would like to talk to you for a few minutes You only keep me from nothing miss Brooks French class is the place which I'm supposed to have been at pretty soon from now But my French can wait at least until your English catches up What I wanted to talk to you about was your football playing You know yourself You're not playing as well as you used to and a lot of your friends around here are beginning to worry about it Why should they worry? Gosh just cuz I don't play over my head in every game everybody gets all upset After all you don't get paid to play high school football. I know stretch, but think of the future someday You may go to college You must admit you've been letting down a bit lately Oh, I can't help it this season's been nothing but practice practice practice The guy can't go on like that with just all work and no play after all I ain't no auto-matron No auto-matron. Well, you know all mechanical man the kind they call a Robert Besides a little relax and never hurt nobody But stretch why should a young boy like yourself be yawning in the middle of the morning? I'm tired. I Couldn't have thought of a better answer if I'd try it all day My new girlfriend thinks relaxing is good for me. She won't even let me quit rumbering and take her home till one in the morning It's been going on like that for the last two weeks. Who is this new girlfriend stretch? Oh, no, you don't No, I don't what you don't get Judy's name out of me I promise to keep it a secret. Well, that's your privilege if you don't want me to know Judy's name I'm not gonna know That's all there is to that Judy who I Didn't even want that part of her name to get out, but it just slipped look miss Brooks You wouldn't want me to break a promise would you fervently? Listen stretch even if you enjoy all this rumbering Your girl's parents object to these late hours every night. Oh, I'm sure they don't how can you be so sure? Her old man gives me the money to take her out What sure he's not like our principal mr. Brill's a real good sport Stretch do you mean to tell me you've been taking out Judy Brill? How do you know a little birdbrain told me? I can't wait to see mr. Conklin's reaction to this bit of news gosh miss Brooks You're not gonna tell mr. Conklin. Are you not yet stretch out of consideration for his family There's something I've got to find out first. What's that if his life insurance is paid up? I've talked through your entire lunch mr. Boynton, but it couldn't be helped if we're gonna get any favors from mr Conklin We've got to straighten out stretch snot grass. Well, I'm glad you told me the story miss Brooks Imagine Jason Brill putting his own daughter up to a trick like that. What kind of a girl is this Judy Brill anyhow? Well, you know the expression sweet 16 and never been kissed. Yes when this kid reached 12. She was ineligible I met her last summer mr. Boynton It isn't generally known but mr. Brill wrote me a letter before the last semester began in which he hinted that if I were Desatisfied with Madison for any reason he'd be happy to have me on the staff at his school He's approached several teachers here miss Brooks. It isn't that he wanted you so much It's just that there are no lengths to which mr. Brill won't go to harass mr. Conklin flatterer But according to reports from some friends on the faculty at play city high Judy Brill is quite a little firebrand She's at an age now where she considers all males fair game There's an age This boy's been learning biology as well as teaching it When I found out that stretch was going with Jason Brill's daughter. I devised a plan We're going to beat Jason Brill at his own game and using the same kind of weapon, but miss Brooks I don't understand even if you and I were married today. Where could we get a 16-year-old daughter by Saturday? All these years of going to the zoo and you don't even know a fast stork All we have to do is to get stretched to think that Judy is just a flirt and he'll lose all interest in her How do we do that by letting stretch catcher on a date with some other boy? What other boy Walter Denton Walter Denton? Did I hear somebody mention my name? You're just in time Walter sit down, please mr. Boynton, and I would like to talk to you. Okay Have you thought of any way to get stretch his mind off the mystery woman and back on his football game miss Brooks? Yes, Walter I've thought of a dilly of a plan, but it requires some cooperation from you Well, we should all do whatever we can. Well, this is a crisis But what can I do? He won't even tell me the name of this chick The name of the chick is Judy Brill and her father's been paying all expenses to keep stretch out late every night rumbering Play city team is getting its rest Judy Brill is keeping our star players backfield in motion That's kind of a boy stretch is and if we can arrange to have him catch Judy with another boyfriend I know he'll forget all about her Well, not only forget about it, but it might make him so mad He'll go out on that field Saturday and play the game of his life. Say that sounds like a swell idea Of course stretches boxing champ of Madison, too So it might not be so pleasant for the guy he catches with his girl That's a necessary risk. I guess Who's the chump you've got lined up to be the patsy in this Don't be crude patsy a wall I thought that you'd be happy to volunteer for this job me Well, you want you want to see Madison beat clay city, don't you? Well, sure I do, but will I have my bandages off in time? You've never seen stretch fight I have believe me Walter, mr. Boyden and I will make sure that stretch doesn't lay a hand on you He doesn't have to he could kick me to death Have to count me out folks. Oh count you out, but Walter stretch is a very dear friend of yours You don't want to see him ruin his life. Do you see Walter? This girl isn't right for stretch It isn't just a football game that's involved. It's a boy's future. But what about my future? What about your future? I want to be around when it gets here Stretch has a terrible temper and if he catches me making goo-goo eyes at his girl. He'll clobber me to them dismal Besides there's Harriet Conklin. Oh, we're virtually betrothed. What would she think if she heard? I was out with another girl She won't hear Walter and even if she does we can always explain that you were just doing it for the good of your school I'm sorry. I'd rather not take the chance I'm surprised at you Walter haven't you any sense of loyalty haven't you any school spirit This whole thing won't take you more than half an hour All you have to do is sit on the couch and put your arms around a little red-headed girl with big blue eyes a cute little turned up nose And an adorable mouth, but I still think that if stretch an adorable mouth What do you can say I haven't got any schools tonight at my place I'll drop over to Clay City High this afternoon and tell Judy I'm thinking of accepting her father's invitation to join the faculty there next term then I'll invite her over to my Place for dinner Ostensibly so I can ask some questions about my new pupils, but supposing she won't come oh she'll be glad to come Judy Brill is just a little girl to be asked to dinner by a woman like miss Brooks is quite flattering After all when you get right down to ages when you get right down to ages. I'm almost twice as tall as Judy Brill I'm glad you were able to come over this evening Judy me too miss Brooks the dinner was wonderful And I've enjoyed talking to you about your teaching at Clay City next term I suppose you feel you should be out dancing stretch his feet off But you've still got three nights before the big game and not seeing you tonight will only make him more anxious You're so right men are such problems. They're just like children You've got to play up to their ego and convince each one. He's the only man in your life Oh, but listen to me telling you about men a sophisticated charming woman like you Oh I just wish I had your knowledge of men want to trade It's that Walder then dropped over. Don't you think he's an awfully cute boy. Oh, I'm glad you like Walter Judy By the way, where did he disappear to I didn't disappear. She's on my lap Isn't that sweet what a naive way to get acquainted? Yes, you said right where you are Walder, how can I help but she hasn't budged off me since I said, how do you do miss? Well, here we are miss Brooks. Hello, mr. Boydham come in stretch. Thanks What brings you to this part of town stretch? Well just walking home when mr. Point drove up alongside the curb in his car and stuck his head out of the window and said hi Stretch just a fellow. I've been looking for how about hoppin in and going for a little ride over to miss Brooks's place And having a glass of milk or something if you haven't got anything better to do I didn't have anything better to do so I said okay, mr. Boyd I'd like nothing better than to hop in and go over to miss Brooks's place Have you got any That's what brings you to this part of town I'll give you some milk later stretch. There are some friends of yours in the living room. Come on in Uh pardon me kids, but we've got company hi Walter. I didn't know that Judy. What are you doing here? Well, miss Brooks invited me over to dinner and then what did just sort of drop by you sort of drop by hold him miss Brooks Surrounding mr. Boyd. What's everybody so jumpy about aren't you sort me for sitting here with your girl, sir Heck no, Walter you do me a big favor. You see I got to thinking about what miss Brooks said this morning I realized that I got to get a lot more sleep if I'm gonna be any good in the game Saturday Oh, but stretch dear you don't have to sleep so much. Sure. I do It ain't that I don't appreciate what you and your dad done for me Judy and I certainly ain't mad about all that Rumberin It's just that for an athlete Rumberin's not as good as slumber in Now Walter if I may make a suggestion, I think you should drop miss Brill off at the bus station What's this all about anyway? Is this some kind of a plot turn about his fair play miss Brill? Yeah And if you'll excuse me right now, I'll turn about and hit the road I'll excuse all of you right now That is all but you mr. Boyd. Hmm. Well, this is what I get for accepting the hospitality of a Madison high-eyed Thank you and good night Don't slam the door Come on. Thanks at least we can do his dropper off at the bus station. Good night miss Brooks mr. Boyd. Good night folks Well, it's simmered down to just the two of us mr. Boyd. Let's sit down on the couch. Hmm. All right You know miss Brooks in spite of the fact that I'm a biologist I've never been overly observant about the emotional reactions of the people around me You're not just beating your Bunsen burner boy That is you have seemed a little preoccupied at times Well be that as it may miss Brooks You're interested in the welfare of my little animals and the trouble you went to to see that I got proper heating facilities for my lab Of well, they've made me realize just how much you care Really, mr. Biden. Oh, yes. Yes, indeed And I want you to know that I care even more than you do You care even more than I do Well, yes, I I've got five dollars bet on that game Saturday. Here's 250 I'll take half of your bet and we'll set up housekeeping on the 40 yard line It turns in just a moment, but first Dree beautiful luster cream girl Tonight. Yes tonight show him how much lovelier your hair can look after a luster cream shampoo Luster cream world's finest shampoo No other shampoo in the world gives you k-dumas magic blend of secret ingredients plus gentle lanolin Better than a soap better than a liquid Luster cream is an 80 cream shampoo Leaves hair three ways lovelier Pregnantly clean free of loose dandruff Blistening with sheen soft manageable Even in hardest water luster cream lathers instantly No special rinse needed after a luster cream shampoo So gentle luster cream is wonderful even for children's hair Tonight. 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