 I'm pretending that I don't have a problem, so if you open them, it doesn't feel so guilty. Every video I make like this, I say I won't do it again and I do it again. Should do it again. Here we are. Hey, hello everybody. My name is Chance, and this is DJB. Um, yeah, I'm gonna be opening all of these briars that I know a lot about, and uh... Stop! This triggered, like, 35 people. So I am very knowledgeable about the briars, and um, I'm gonna be teaching you some stuff. Well, I'm going and opening these. Um... What? Excuse me, I'm the professional here. If you wreck the wrist, you're dead. Always cut towards yourself. I believe that is a rule I made in the last video I was in. Okay, okay. Only a little bit of collateral damage. Okay, here you go. Some bubble wrap to play with. I am the professional talking. You may not talk whammin'. Otherwise, I will make you go make me a sandwich. Oh, this one has a neck problem. The official horse from Bird Box. I already have that one. I'm not joking you. I had a fun one. Why did you get a second horse? This is before the car accident. This is after the car accident. Well, are you gonna take his face off, or are you just gonna... I thought that was just how he came. You must have watched your tutorial, because they know that it... Okay, if both of those were on a shelf in a store, which one would you buy? Because I have too many. I collect all the ones that I need, so I just want doubles. I'm joking. This is for customizing. Oh, okay. What does it smell like? Drugs? Are there drugs inside? That previous horse was a gelding. The type of horse was a stallion. It's a male horse with balls, right? Is it a Mustang? You would never know. I haven't taught you breeds yet. No. Are you scared about me hurting myself? No. Collector Club! She is letting me touch this. That's surprising. Brown Palooza, because Apollousas have black spots. This one is a mare and a gelding too. Clearly, hollow inside for smuggling drugs. We got jipped. It smells like paint. It's a new briar smell. Yeah, a new briar smell. This is a really light box. I don't even remember what's in these boxes, so this is just as much of a surprise as me. I really wanted to see how many comments are just people going, what are you doing? You can't treat the models like that. What if you cut into the body of a horse? I don't know how to feel about this already. I love it. I love it already. Can you stop sending us briars with freaking disabilities? So this beautiful gelding. I'm going to give that one that wasn't crippled. It's not a gelding. This is not an Apollousa, is it? The Apollousas are black and white. Okay, but this one does have little spots. This is an Apollousa. I was right. It was a brown Apollousa. Okay, you want to see it? This is how you open your briars to make sure nothing goes wrong. I do reuse these boxes, sir. That sucks. You did want me to come in and make an interesting video, right? And then you go get all butthurt about me almost wrecking your model and breaking your box. I matter more than your box, okay? It looks really cool from the side. It looks like it's frozen and nice. Your excitement level would be my excitement level average right now. We should start to go funny to be like, send my boyfriend to bed with us. Another one with a head injury. This is a paint. A horse. A mare. Paint horse? Is that what it was called? It doesn't have the white, so it's not a paint horse, right? This is from 2011. A horse, isn't it? I literally just broke up with you in my head. Briar. Oh my god. Hey, she didn't pass them at all. Oh yeah. It's a stallion. Oh, his eyes. That one's real bad, right? What the heck? So the eye is absolutely f***ed up. We've got some f***ed right here. This is the children's show! F***, they're f***ed. You can't put that in. This would be a buckskin. So what is this one? This one is the holy hell. Look at those knockers. This dude's buff. Damn, this is one of those horses that you see on the top of a mountain looking out into the sunset. This dude's buff. His eyes are f***ed. Everything else though is like, damn. Look at this stupid bug eye. He's not, he's not perfect. Oh my god. You stand, you have a high expectation. Uh-uh. It looks like a, like a mom. Nope, it's a dad. No, it can't be a dad actually. Because it's a gilding. Gilding, stallion, mare, and foal. There's two types of foals though. Yeah, I don't care. Another briar box. This one's falling apart. Hey, this is Barbaro. It's a stallion, baby. This is your first briar. Brand new, brand spanking new, 30 bucks. So can I? No. I didn't cut that side. I cut the other side. Man, don't have nails. What the heck? Damn it. Can I use those? No, this is cheating. Okay. No, no, no. Chancellor, we'll be here like all day. I'm gonna run out of card space. No, don't use that. That's my saw. You'll know it. You didn't want to put it back in the box, right? Yes. Yes, you did? Yes. Really? And a DJB. Walk. Like, I don't think you understand. I just made you your most banger. How's the cleanup going? Yeah, but it's so hot in here. It's kind of necessary. Anyway, I'm gonna go get a snack. Want anything?