 Hello, and welcome back to TikTok, my TikTok. Go follow me, I'm almost out of million followers on TikTok. Is me, you're welcome. I'm here, back again, because I didn't know what to record and I was like, what can I make content of? Obviously everything that I've liked on TikTok. So let's scroll back a bit. Let's see, let's see what I've been liking. Let's start off with this. Martha Greenberg was loved by her town and all of her neighbors and all of her friends. But one day she was stabbed in the face 47 fucking times. Blood drained out of her entire body so quickly that it nearly flooded her home. This is literally Mika every single morning. Every single morning she's listening to a true crime podcast as she puts her makeup on or she's watching, I can't remember what it's called but it's like the true crime YouTube channel where they go through like police tapes and stuff. And it's like, this is what a psychopath actually reacts like every single morning, I'll get out of the shower and it's just that. She was stabbed in the face 48 times and in the chest and her eyeballs were ripped out of her mouth. Hey, oh, this one's fucked. Taxidermied ferret slap bracelet. This one is insane. Watch how long he goes for with this one sustained whoever's editing put up a timer for how long he sustains this note for. It's fucking crazy. You're beautiful. This one. Jumpscare warning, ready? Oh my God, have I talked about these? It's a shoe bill stork, get ready. So one, it's so big, I hate the way that it walks. Look how big this fucker is. That thing's taller than I am. Oh, oh, ready? Sorry, sorry. That's what you sound like. God doesn't exist, fuck off. Why you long? Not for me, not the way I use it. Not the way I use it. You look like all the Peter Parker's combated to one guy, it's very true. This is so true, except not in 2013 for me. But I love, I love that this transcends time. You know, I feel like so many people can relate to this, God, all of this. I know who, like I couldn't name them. I'm not going to name them, but I could name this person at my school. Welcome to the relaxing white noise podcast. White noise, it is. Uninterrupted, he just broke this baby up from its nap. Welcome to the relaxing white noise. Love this. He takes little dummies, any words? Exercise equipment. He tests it, the safety. Concussion. It's that one that gets you just, Concussion. This is terrifying. Ready? It's endless. Ready? Keep watching. They put in the war sounds after, but look at all these chickens. they're coming from the trees they can fly I didn't know chickens could fly look at them Jesus Christ this guy's eyesight is fucking awful this is horrible if I could grow a page on here this is what I was a game changer I call it the 360 oh I love this this is tactical reloading different things it's so good it's so good oh I love it oh my god I love it oh oh it's done so well the cock nice nice oh I love this one actually it's done so well ready watch what else would you be doing it's so nice I think this app is gonna be huge I mean like there's really nothing like it like all you need to someone's phone number or email or whatever you can send them stuff just peer-to-peer you know it's super easy and that's I mean it's literally that simple what did you say what do you mean we're going to make it so that you can share your financial activity and you can see what every one of your friends is doing at all times and what money they're sending where to who and for why why did they make that a feature why did they feel the need to do that why do I need to know that my friend from high school that I haven't talked to in a year sent somebody else $20 for basil you know I don't need to know that it's so true this is what you see right before you die that's horrifying my brother marbles I like one pack of marbles reds I think one pack of marbles reds marbles this is I don't know how this person did this how are they just fine how are they just fine have you ever wondered how much force you would need to creep with in order to lift off the ground let's say that you weigh 150 pounds then the earth pulls on you with a gravitational force of rest he does all the math he does all the math okay I'm just saying I'm no chef but here's how to make my favorite snack you start with some string cheese arrange them like this or like this on your plate next take some extra cheese and add it to the already existing cheese you can add many things to it but believe me you do not want to put popcorn salt on this thing next and insert inside microwave close my this is the most takes two minutes well you're old I'm a chef three because I like mine extra crispy extra crispy I'm making the snack because I'm going to watch the new Texas chainsaw massacre maybe that just came on Netflix today and I need to snack just took it out good it might look a little burnt but it's not really that's just some cheese that is hardened but that was just the other kind of cheese I mixed with it and that was how to make melted cheese and thank you purple possum for the recipe all right everybody I am going to leave it here if you feel like it you can send me some tiktoks if you'd like also join the two things the crank a play subreddit and the crank a place community tab on Twitter I will leave the links in the description below also I want to go through the subreddit soon so give me some things to further on the subreddit any who I'm ending in here thank you guys so much for watching out up to you later hugs kisses goodbye