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So Maternal - feat. Rachel Bloom & Jamie Denbo - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

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Published on Jan 7, 2017

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SO MATERNAL
Starring Rachel Bloom and Jamie Denbo
Written by Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen, and Zach Sherwin

Podcast Host:
On today’s episode, we’re talking allergies. Peanuts, dairy, eggs, how do we let kids be kids but still keep them safe?

Rebecca:
PARENTING AIN'T HARROWING:
DEMANDING OR TRAUMATIC.
LET’S FACE FACTS; MOMS SAY THAT WHEN THEY’RE NOT THIS
GOOD AT IT.

STEP ASIDE, LADIES. GIVE YOUR BABIES, TO A CAROL BRADY-LEVEL
MATRIARCH.
THE ONLY HARD PART OF IT IS
HOW HARD I’LL HIT THIS
WHEN I KNOCK IT OUTTA THE PARK.
YOUR HANDS!

Rebecca and Moms:
RAISE ‘EM UP.

Rebecca:
YOUR GLASS!

Rebecca and Moms:
RAISE IT UP.

Rebecca:
LOW EXPECTATIONS?

Rebecca and Moms:
RAISE ‘EM UP.

Rebecca:
YOUR CHILDREN! I’M GONNA

Rebecca and Moms:
RAISE ‘EM UP.
IT'S INSTINCTUAL, I'M A NATURAL
I’M TIRELESS, MULTI-TASKICAL
MY MOM GAME'S AFLAME AND IT'LL BURN ETERNAL

Rebecca:
DAAAMN - I’M SO MATERNAL!

Rebecca and Moms:
SO MATERNAL
SO MATERNAL
SO MATERNAL

Rebecca:
Tommy, lunch!

Podcast Host:
You're listening to Mom Time Daily, and we're so honored to have supermom Rebecca Bunch here on our podcast today. Rebecca, you are one of the most incredible moms I have ever seen even though you don’t have any children and you’ve only been babysitting for less than an hour! How do you do it?

Rebecca:
First of all, I want to say what an honor it is for you to have me on your podcast. You know, I guess I just instinctively get how to be a mom, which is what sets me apart from other “mothers”.

Podcast Host:
Agreed. Other mothers are losers.

Rebecca:
Yes.

Rebecca and Moms:
GONNA KEEP ‘EM WARM
GONNA KEEP ‘EM SAFE...
GONNA KEEP THEIR HOMEWORK FREE OF MISTAKES.
IF THE KID GETS HUNGRY, I FEED HIS FACE.

Rebecca:
A REAL WHOLESOME MEAL?

Rebecca and Moms:
PIECE OF CAKE.

Rebecca:
Here - have a piece of cake.

ENERGY!

Rebecca and Moms:
LET’S BRING IT UP.

Rebecca:
THE VOLUME!

Rebecca and Moms:
DJ, BRING IT UP

Rebecca:
MY SPOTLIGHT!

Rebecca and Moms:
LIGHT GUY, BRING IT UP.

Rebecca:
YOUR CHILDREN!

Rebecca and Moms:
Y’OUGHTA LET ME BRING ‘EM UP!

Rebecca:
IT COMES EASILY, IT’S EFFORTLESS!

Podcast Host:
EVEN GWYNETH SAID YOU’RE THE BEST AT THIS IN HER
WELL-RESPECTED ONLINE JOURNAL!

Rebecca:
GOOD GOD I’M SO MATERNAL!

Rebecca and Moms:
SO MATERNAL
SO MATERNAL
SO MATERNAL

Rebecca:
SO MATERNAL

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