 Americans are facing all kinds of challenges these days. In 2016, I've got to find health care that I can afford for me and my little girl. In 2016, I'll still be looking for a job to pay off my student loans. In 2016, we're getting our house out of foreclosure. We're in so much debt. In 2016, all the presidential candidates, they're going to talk a big game about helping you out. But I won't waste your time with that. Because the truth is, you're a f***. I've basically given up. We're screwed. We're never going to be out of debt. We're screwed. Yeah. You see, running for president takes an awful lot of money. Most of which come from special interest groups who profit from f***ing you in the bank. But I got to help them out to even get elected. And I really want to be president, you guys. If my family is going to get f***ed, you might as well be by Gil Fulbright. The American people are sick and tired of washing elites f***ing behind their back. Well, I'm Gil Fulbright, and I promise you, I will f*** you right to your face.