 Item Number – SCP-TTKU-J Object Class – Keter, because it can and will kill you. Special Containment Procedures – SCP-TTKU-J is contained in a reinforced standard containment cell at Area-000, far away from you whom it wants to kill. Due to the fact that SCP-TTKU-J is a very dangerous thing that desires to and has the means to kill you, SCP-TTKU-J is not to be handled by you specifically. This containment method would render you effectively immortal as far as SCP-TTKU-J's killing you objective is concerned. Description – SCP-TTKU-J is a thing that kills you. Though murder is an illegal action in every national jurisdiction on earth, condemned in most religious scriptures, and generally looked down upon, SCP-TTKU-J as an entity has no regard for any rule against killing you, and has the means to do so in multiple ways, including, but not limited to, use of a weapon to kill you, use of a torture device to torture you, then kill you, use of its own bare reductance to kill you, enlisting the aid of different things that kills you as a means to kill you, killing you until your life functions cease, then continuing to kill you, giving you a hug. Oh, I'm sorry, that says use of anomalous means to kill you, and data expunge. Q – In the event of a total containment breach of SCP-TTKU-J, the inevitable result would be a URK class you are about to be killed event, followed by a UHK class you have been killed scenario. As you are, presumably, a thing that should not be killed, the latter scenario is to be avoided at all costs. Addendum 1 – Interview with SCP-TTKU-J February 23rd, 2015 Voices identified, Dr. Henderson and SCP-TTKU-J Good morning, SCP-TTKU-J. I hope you're doing well. Eh, could be better. Right now, all I can think about is how much I want to kill you in many different ways. You know we can't allow you to do that. I figured as much. Still, it would be very nice if you let me stick a shiv into your ribcage this very minute, until your heart stops. Believe me, I felt the same way many times. About yourself? Not quite. Man, I could go for some good old-fashioned humor to write about now. Isn't there anything else you think about? I want to take up knitting. That's harmless enough. Because I could lure you into a false sense of security, then when you least expect it, bam! One knitting needle in each eye as I tear out your heart with my teeth. This conversation is going nowhere. Obviously not. We haven't murdered you yet. If you hypothetically could kill me, what do you intend to do afterwards? I kind of want to start a Grandcore outfit. What would it be called? Pile of dead you. We're done here. Addendum 2. Interview. February 24th, 2015. Hello again! Please do not kill me. I make no promises there, buddy. Is there anyone else you'd like to kill, other than me? Well, there's always that thee-sher-mass-hole. Wait, what?