Today we review the most hi-tech and customizable bidet toilet seat on the market. Featuring dual stainless steel sterilized nozzles, and customized nozzle positions, water temperature, water pressure, and spray width, the Brondell Swash 1400 gives you the fresh, clean feeling of having taken a shower after every poop. It’s not just about the wash, though. The Swash also has a warm-air dryer, deodorizer, heated seat, and a soothing night light for those midnight trips to the bathroom. Welcome to your future.