 Don't do that, Timmy. Why not? Because taking someone else's thing is wrong. Why? Well, because it isn't yours. But I want it. I get that, but we should be kind to one another. Why? I thought I was evolved protoplasm with no intrinsic meaning worth or objective morality. Uh, I mean that's true, but we should still promote human flourishing. Why, though? Okay, look, I'm not sure what to tell you, but I can definitely tell you it's not because some ancient book told us to. Each person has to decide what kind of morality they choose to live by, and people shouldn't be oppressed by some first-century Jewish rabbi. Sounds good to me.