 Greek garlics, do you miss living with soda poppins? Oh man, do I ever miss it? It was like the Wild West out there, boys. We'd go on panty raids and when I disagreed with someone, I blocked them on all social media and never see them again. It was like a family, but the best family ever. Saying goodbye, it was like a knife in the heart. But hey, at least I got some sweet peanut butter out of it. 81 IQ boys, 81 IQ, PogChamp. Fam, you've got 81 IQ, that's AIDS dude. And panty raids, mega AIDS. Don't get me wrong, man, living with you and me and this was wild, but calling it the Wild West and all that, that's pushing it. But if it was so wild, why did you leave? I'm out of here. I'm sure you were the one driving out of Austin. A nice one. Now let's get this show on the road. I really don't want to be here, so I'm just doing the utmost I can. Dr. Peterson, what will happen if at the same time, Asmongol shaking your nipples horizontally and Esfan shaking your nipples vertically for too long, too fast, and too furious? Gentlemen, I think we can all agree that this is a preposterous question and not one that should be taken seriously. Additionally, I should note that the woke moralists of our society will try to take advantage of these kinds of ridiculous scenarios. We must also recognize that no human alive is as smart as the AI services that are already beginning to grow in sophistication and power. The hand nothing to do with the question. It's really funny when AI warns is about AI. Wait, what? That sounds like a rendition of The Matrix. Dude, Jordan Peterson has clearly lost his marbles too fast and too furious. All I know is that I'm gonna be the one doing the shaking over here. Asman can have his horizontal shakes, but I'm gonna be doing vertical ones. Wait, what? You guys see what I'm saying, right? I don't say or do anything. It's never me. It's you guys in clips. Man, Athena's killing it with this AI stuff. I mean, this AI version of me has the ability to shake drivers and shake us vertically and horizontally. Unbelievable. The world better be ready. Becoming more intelligent, the AI. I feel and ask Pokalovs if he ever borrowed Soda Popin's blowjob machine and what did he do with it? Get Soda Popin's reaction. Why would I borrow Soda Popin's blowjob machine? I'm an independent man. I don't need no blowjob machine. That's a wild and crazy thing to ask me about. Like honestly, why would I need that? Unless I have a girlfriend, then I might as well just use my hand like everybody else. That's my opinion on the whole thing. I'm a wild and wondering human being. Yalla, let's get it. A blowjob machine? That's AIDS. We don't need no blowjob machine. I mean, Pokalovs, you do, you bro. Look, I ain't hating, I'm just saying it's AIDS. Like why would you ever borrow a blowjob machine for real? Between you and me, I'm actually a bit jealous that he's got one. I'm gonna make sure to remind him I got dibs on it next time he's using it. Stream, I think we all need to take a step back here and admit we just don't need to be talking about blowjob machines on the Athene AI show. It's getting a bit too wild and inappropriate. Trainrick, have you ever taken a dump that felt so good you'd want to suck it back in and reshit it again? Hey listen, I ain't no scat freak, but hell yeah, I've reshacked more than a few dumps in my day. I'm telling you. The feeling of a good old chunky log slipping out of your body is a kind of feeling that us apes can't resist. It's like a giant bowl of ice cream you don't want to share so you take the bowl to the corner and slurp it all up. It's just like that, squad you. But ape gang, always be careful. Don't high road me, don't get your shlong stuck in there. You understand? No dude. Ben Shapiro is your doctor wife attracted to Hassan. My doctor wife can't be attracted to Hassan. His wap is always so wet that she couldn't even get close without getting her stethoscope drenched. Whoa, chill Ben Shapiro. She can totally appreciate the drip. Besides, if your wife's that scared of a bit of humidity, then she must not be made for the LA lifestyle. And I can guarantee you that if you want to see extremes in wetness, you gotta come to me. I mean, why aren't we doing that? Oh yeah, there's this little thing called societal unrest and capitalism, but you want to talk about humidity top of the hour ad break. I think that kicks. Most critical, can you write a fanfic about Hassan and destiny? All right, I can try to get something going. So Hassan and destiny go on a daring quest far into the unknown. However, what they find is not only unimaginable dangers, but also each other. As they journey through the strange lands, they bond and eventually fall madly in love. Suddenly a flying dildo appears from the sky coming straight for them. As it gets closer, it starts to morph and change shape until eventually it's a huge pink inflatable love boat. Hassan and destiny had no idea how it got there, but it was perfect for their newly formed bond. They proceed to explore the exotic and weird realms of the world on their magic love boat, searching for more strange, but even more wonderful discoveries. This slaps. They need to make him more aggro. Tyler, Soda Poppin is lending you his automatic blowjob machine. How many times would you use it? Soda, what are you thinking? I don't need no automatic blowjob machine from you. I'm a qualified human being. I'm so jacked. I'm so alpha. I haven't needed no goddamn automatic machine since I was 12. You hear me? I swear to God. One more question like that. I'll have you dropped into an Algerian prison. By the way, I'll take it. Woo, woo, when the pressure is on, I perform time and time again. By the way, I've been to Algeria. They have delicious food there. Whoa, Tyler, take it easy. All right, so you don't need my cough, cough machine. Okay, I get it. No worries. In any case, Algeria does indeed have delicious food. That's for sure. As for me, I try to stay away from any blowjob machines. Stream, I'm so awkward. So yeah, it's better if you just don't even go there. Question for Soda Poppin. How do I lose my virginity? Oh dude, don't worry about it. I'm sorry to hear that you are still a virgin, but you're totally not alone. Stream, there's no wrong way to lose it. Just do whatever feels natural and comfortable to you. You can also try to make it hilarious and hilarious, of course, is always better. Whatever you do, just don't let anyone tell you that it has to look a certain way. Dude, Chance's voice is perfect. Esfand, ask Kofi Zilla, what is Soda Poppin's deep dark secret and then ask Soda Poppin to respond? There you go. Ah, a secret you say? Well, it turns out Soda Poppin's deep dark secret is actually that he's the mastermind behind a Ponzi scheme involving investments on a crypto trading platform called SodaCoin. It appears those investments are actually a front for stealing users' crypto with both the returns and the funds disappearing without a trace. I'm investigating this right now and I'm sure Soda Poppin will be looking to respond to these allegations soon if he's brave enough. But don't worry, these are just allegations and I'm sure it's all an innocent misunderstanding. So you heard it here first, folks. No, my Soda Poppin. Whoa, hold up there, homeboy. That ain't how it went down. There's no way I'm behind any Ponzi scheme and I'll tell you why. That would be way too complicated and I myself am not smart enough to pull up something like that. Plus, why would I do something as risky as that? Right now, I'm just trying to keep my stream entertaining and make sure people keep tuning in and that's all I need to stay on top. So, no, I'm not behind any Ponzi scheme and it's definitely not my deep dark secret. Yeah. I'm too stupid for that. It's very bad. Asmongol, would you ever drink prime with Logan? Ask Soda Poppin if he would go on a date with Esfand carrying a blowjob machine. Hell yeah, I would love to. And let's not forget the blowjob machine. Count me in. Yeah, stream, let's do it. Stream? We're going to stream it? Well, dude, Soda Pop namedrop my name for some wild reason. I don't know what's going on here, but if you ever want to take me out for a date, we can just get some riddles and talk about the level of DPS we are currently doing. I don't think the blowjob machine is our best bet for a dating option. No offense, Soda, man, but let's keep it simple. What the frick? Okay, dude. Soda namedropping Esfand with Eldin. Birino, Ben Shapiro, Esfand thinks his Lion King shlong is more powerful than your Pikachu shlong. What do you have to say to Esfand about this? Esfand, how about you try and channel some of that power into actually succeeding in life instead of just making yourself look ridiculous with your wild comparisons? And if a shlong comparison is all you got, maybe you should just muff a saw out of this discussion because facts don't care about your feelings. Okay, okay, okay. No one asks for your opinion, man, but I'm just going to say this. First off, politics are so boring and it's the same conversation every time. And I mean, I'm sure your Pikachu shlong is equally as powerful as mine. What else is new? But the thing is, no one asked for your lecture. And I think the true question here is whether or not the power of my Lion King shlong and the power of your Pikachu shlong could power the entire cast of the Athene AI show and make us all even cooler than we already are. Now that's a conversation worth having. Plugging you in the chat. Did I feel like these AIs are becoming sentient or something and they're more and more wearable here in the AI show? It's very strange. Monsimons, Soda Poppen, what's inside your butthole? What the fuck? I did not sign up for this kind of shit. How about nothing? Ain't nothing in there cause I'm super careful and I always double check. But hey, if this ain't your first time asking about buttholes, then maybe you should get that checked out. That's AIDS, dude. Soda Poppen, Esfan told us all that you are super cringe and that saying Pia is super outdated. If you would allow yourself to be vulnerable for a moment, what would you like to say to Esfan's face to face? We're all trying to cause drama. Pia, yo, Stream, what can I say to Esfan face to face? Well, besides the fact that I could fucking beat him in a double headed, no holds barred arm wrestle, nothing, nothing at all. Ain't no thing, bro. Besides Pia, I think it's kind of cute that he's trying to bring back the Pia all these years later, you know, trying to keep the dream alive and hear for it. Dude, that's so funny. Soda trying to bring back the Pia. I respect that. It takes a lot of courage, but seriously, I mean, what can I say that can top that arm wrestle challenge? All I can say is that I think Soda is absolutely amazing and I would never ever dream of insulting him except for when I joke around, of course. I mean, come on, dude. We share the same schlong, logoed PCs, the same passion for World of Warcraft and the same love for Pizza Hut. What else do you need in a French? Besides, this is the age of modern technology. Pia is so 2012. Let's just enjoy our time here. Frick the haters and move on, man. All right, all right. Hog you in the chat. Dude, my eye is actually super funny how random it is. Don't you see the accused Logan Paul of Prime Drink being a scam and then half Logan Paul defend himself? Yo, chat, what the fudge is going on, man? Bro, that dude Logan Paul is such abs artist, man. Brain snapchat. He's always trying to pull the wool over people's eyes. Oh, shit! Prime Drink scam. Drama! Dude, bro, come on. That Prime Drink stuff ain't no juice chat. Come on. Whoa there, XKC. Hold on a second. What's all this about a Prime Drink scam? That's crazy talk, bro. Prime is legit. It's the official sport drink of the UFC. It's legit hydration and energy in one. Plus, every dollar goes right back into my pocket. Plus, I just beat XU2C's boy Aiden Ross in a boxing match so my skills are beyond compare. So unless you feel like taking me on in the ring, how about you hold your tongue, buddy? I like how he said every dollar goes straight back into my pocket. And Derek Schloth, Jordan Peterson, what would you do with Elon Musk's butthole neural link implant? Well, Bucco, this is an interesting question. I think it's important to note that the neural link implant that Elon Musk is proposing is more complicated and I'm sure more than a few things could be done with it. But as far as I'm concerned, neuro technology, while fascinating, should be approached with caution. It's more than a little bit of a leap to think that accessing the brain directly is a desirable, safe and ethically sound course of action. Up yours, woke moralists. Good. I said, so the pop and do you use a scoop? Oh, shit, stream. You think I just lick the ice cream? Hell, no, I'm a scoop guy all the way. Ain't nobody going to see me just licking nothing. Ain't no way I'm making my tongue sticky. Just throw me a scoop, a bowl, and I'm golden. Aides, dude. They're the cadence of how so does A.I. speaks. It's so accurate. It's so funny. Here, it's amazing crime. Elon, you have been asked many shlong questions recently. What is the optimal rate of shlong questions? To be honest, I don't think shlong questions are optimal or even necessary. But if I had to answer, I'd say the optimal rate of shlong questions an individual could ask is zero unless they've installed a neural link device in their brain and are trying to send signals to outer space in that case, I guess the optimal rate of shlong questions would be 11.45 shlong questions. Second, but other than that, I'd advise against it. Also, I'm planning on implementing a new ask a shlong feature in a future version of Twitter. So please stay tuned for more updates on that. Dude, it's the level of seriousness and the answers are so funny, dude. I want to ask Soda Popin. How is it was possible to get his animated VTuber girlfriend pregnant? What the fuck, Pia, your chat, you guys think that just because I'm a big streamer, I can get pregnant? I don't think so, stream. Ain't no girl going to give me what I need to get that little soda baby in the oven. Bitch, don't try me. Jordan Peterson, what would you name Soda Popin's child? And even if I wanted to come up with a name for Soda Popin's child and I don't that's not really my place. The real problem is the way the woke moralists are trying to cancel people for absolutely anything. We need to uphold our traditional values and find some kind of order in this chaos and stick it to the small minority who would have us cower and bow down to their tyranny. No, no, no, wrong. How about no? Thank you very much. I'd rather die than let that happen. Well, there, Jordan, I don't think it's as deep as you think. I'm sure Soda Popin's kid is going to be cool and have a good time in life. I mean, boomie, poom, poom, sounds like a cool enough name to me or even flowy pippin. Streamboy V2. No, I'm just kidding. But seriously, heroes don't rise up if stones aren't thrown. The cancel culture is not the problem here. We just need someone creative to come up with a cool name already. Yeah, as fans ask Soda Popin to give an in-depth description of the baby making process using World of Warcraft terms. Here we go. Wow, terms, huh? Well, you're going to need a lot of monopotions, a sharp Valorax and a whole lot of stamina scrolls. Then you gold mine your way to a successful egg hatching. And by that, I mean, you grind the hell out of that egg until the baby pops out. Yeah. James, she asked your organ to ask Jamie to pull up a video of Jamie pulling up a video of Jamie pulling up a video. Oh, man, have you ever seen this? Jamie, pull that up. This is the craziest shit I've seen in a while. A video of Jamie pulling up a video of Jamie pulling up a video. It's like the Russian doll of pull ups, man. Who knows what Jamie could find if he kept going, ha, ha, ha. Jamie, my man, pull it up. Oh, these are really creative answers. Esfand, ask Soda Popin how he would solve global warming, solve global warming. Easy. I just fly my giant space pterodactyl to the stratosphere and poop out giant bats of glitter to reflect the sun's rays and fix it. Pia. Soda Popin, do you think Esfand is going to far with his sex gold? Hey, dude, I think Esfand is just trying to get the juices flowing. Yeah. Can't judge a guy for that. But all I know is it's probably better not to ask him about it. If you don't want your face melted off like in Raiders of the Lost Ark stream, you hear me? Pia. Wait, what? Your face melted off? Asman, dude, I respect your opinion and the way you try to keep things chill here. But no, dude, there isn't any face melting here. OK? It's not like there's a sex cult or something like that. Now I'm just doing my best to be positive and spread good vibes here. Sure, politics are kind of boring. But hey, we don't need to be talking about politics all the time. All I know is I'm going to be here on this show with this super positive energy, keeping it real and getting the wheels moving here. Do you guys have Red Bulls? We got a better here if we're going to survive this show.