 So check it out, I saw Cinema Sins doing their thing, link in the description. I was like, hey, let me try it out for NBA 2K19. Either way, drop a like, subscribe to the channel, let's get it. Mine. So the Chinese Basketball Association booked a whole-ass airplane hangar to host media day. Okay, exactly what we needed. Almost done now, let's continue. Nobody ever needs a 6-3 pure shock raider, period. You're taller than I expected. Okay. For some reason, 6-3 is tall for a point guard in the Chinese Basketball Association. You'd think they'd know all this information before signing a player to a team, but all right, man, for the sake of the story, I'll let it go. An American journalist covering the CBA. Why is a professional basketball player rattled by simple questions? The NBA dedicated a whole-ass camera to follow me throughout the draft, and I went undrafted. I'd say the best way to escalate conflict is with no dialogue. Good call, 2K. Uh, translator, please? I don't know what you said. I didn't translate, say it. Yeah, tie your shoes, sit and tie your shoes. I'm glad we didn't just spend our final time out reminding me to tie my shoes. Press the name hard, drive the D, you know what you need to do. Okay. Pass the thing hard, drive the D, you know what you need to do. That was the play. This is undoubtedly the worst use of QTE in gaming history. Probably jump at the defender next time, bud. Yeah, you really pushed the tempo. I pushed the tempo. So you want me to believe a professional basketball player is just now learning what it means to push the tempo. I'd have a better chance of believing Fredo doesn't fake his pranks. And stop being so damn insecure! Thank you, Zang, I get that. Man, I'm just saying I'm gonna need a vacation after this season. One game in, and I'm already thinking about vacation. This season is gonna be a disaster. Harder me is disappointed 2K wasted resources recording commentary in Mandarin, definitely other areas that could have used that attention. I'm not Corey Harris! No, I'm not Corey Harris! Who the f**k is Corey Harris? Like, can you make a leader of beef? I'll flip, I need to flip. You forgot to flip it, dude. They had a 3D design of the entire NBA draft and decided to use only that one angle in the last flashback. Hey, hey, Corey, yo, Corey. Ah, Corey, there he is. Great, man. Hey, look, you always have fire. Just glad to see his burn. You gonna find your way. Hey, um, you got an open seat by you? I mean, it's so boring over by the benches, right? Sit your ass in those seats right beside the other flops who went undrafted. I'm drowning out here, man. Look, I'm drowning here. All right, please just help me stay to school. You're not ready. We're gonna let that one settle in in a few weeks. The NBA All-Star team will be coming to Shanghai to play in the NBA All-Star Global Tour, and we have been selected to host Adam Silver is somewhere in New York, shaking his head right now. Let's risk injuring the best NBA players in some pointless exhibition games in China. Yeah, this was amazing. And I don't want to ask what was in it because sometimes, yo, and I mean, this was all due respect. What a way to spend the night karaoke in China, but with English subtitles. I'd haul at some females, but I made a pure shot crater. I don't know if they'll be interested. He's on the team. Corey Harris. He's on the team. Yes, yes, yes. It's all too common to see a rookie on the all NBA team. Hey, hey, hey, Corey. The obsession with Corey is bordering on creepy. Ah, yes. I also tend to get up in the middle of dinner and start walking in random direction for some weird reason. Chinese arcades aren't in Mandarin. Also, I'm pretty sure my character is at half chubb right now. Has he heard everything I said since I've been on this team? Yes. Even the thing I said about. Yes. So if he can understand English, why do I still have my translator in games? If we're in China, why am I looking at North American power outlets? Explain it. This is just a factually incorrect representation of LAX. Michael Rappaport as a Glee coach. I've seen his NBA breakdowns on Twitter and I'm all for it. This is a joke, right? This is how this is going to go, man. I don't even want to have the conversation. Whoa, what conversation is that exactly? Here we go again. Yeah, I often catch myself smashing kettlebells and deadlifts on the kitchen floor of my apartment. Big Toony, the picture perfect example of horrible character development. Reggie's famous grinders, the food truck on Sepulveda. Every, every local blog, top 10, five stars on every app that matters and where they're stop wasting our time. I'd rather be meeting at Popeyes anyway. The bus stop sign is facing the wrong direction. Just taking a nice long look at you. Yeah, I'd say that's pretty normal. And this, I'm sure, is when the protagonist finally learns the art of pushing the tempo. I guess when you're in the G League, you have time for this type of Tom Fulery. Hey, can I get through real quick? No, I'm good. Look, bro, I'm gonna need you to slide over, okay? That's my locker. How about you just ask the cameraman to move out the way? I'm adding 10 cents for this forced conflict. Why won't you die already? 2K, doing callbacks to previous My Career Stories is a bad idea if those stories were also garbage. At this point, I'm half expecting B-Fresh to pop out of nowhere for the halftime show. Who's your little tag along game, Tata? Looks like they got laws at the last week's Beaver Concert. Beaver! Beaver! 2K killed off ATM after the prelude in 2K18 because he didn't make the NBA? Does that mean he's been in the G League this whole time waiting for the 2K19 launch? Yeah, yeah, yeah. First name A, last name I. And what we've seen, artificial intelligence pretty much sums up your whack game. Well, there's corny joke number one. Well, uh, you better have all your money in the safe, ATM, because this crowd's about to see exactly how two dinosaurs went extinct. And there's corny joke number two. Don't fool yourself, kid. They used to be in the league for a reason. We underestimate them, they will bury us. Imagine not having confidence. So ATM has been in the league. Then why was he absent in the 2K18 story? The only time we've seen him was at the Scorus table. I just assumed he was following his lifelong passion to be a statistician for the NBA. Also, is he my boy now? I'm getting strong bat wow from Tokyo Drift Vibes. How about you see Marcus as not a rival, but more of a teammate? Why? He's not going to. It's like trying to settle an argument with my little brother. AI, I've seen you be under way worse pressure and you always come through. When you hit that baseline jumper with two seconds left to send it to OT in that turning game you played, I wouldn't know. I simmed it, as did 50% of the people watching. 2K, what am I looking at? How is this even possible? Is four months into launch? Add 10 cents. Aw, this is supposed to be the moment where we realize the progress our player is making. It's cute. Oh, yeah, I'm wearing a hat. Hey guys, did you want a picture? Uh, yes. Oh my god, that'd be so amazing. Let's do it. Awesome. Here, let's bring it in, come on. Yeah, like from over there it'd be really great. Oh, just you guys. This is my other side. I think this is 2K trying to remind me that I ain't. Yeah, I didn't go to the bathroom. Which one are you going on? Corn maze. The corn maze is not a bathroom. I'm not getting good vibes from coach, man. One more suspect question like that and I'm going right to Fredo with all the information I have. Part three of that Predator series is going to be a banger. It feels like you might have the skills for a little ball. No, man, I'm good. I know you're good. I can tell you have the look of a winner. Wow, you read my hoodie. Oh, oh, such a, such a tall order. I don't know. What do you think? I don't trust people that pull up to fairs alone. How about you put the mage shot in the frame? Also, fire the cinematographer. What if I could cut together some clips from some of your sickest plays over the last couple of years and make a sizzle reel? In Indiana, they call mix tapes, sizzle reels. I read up this morning on Wayne Hoops HQ, the blog called us out, saying that the key to this game is neutralizing house. The scouting report you read was from an online blog. When I was a little kid, I wanted a big sounding job, right? Just like everybody else. I wanted to be a doctor, lawyer, president, astronaut. You forgot astronaut. Reminded me that one South Park episode where a dude had Tourette's. Look at the dirt face. I am a sports writer and owner of Wayne Hoops HQ. Wait, you mean to tell me she's been the scout the whole time? I always thought you were a guy. OK, because girls can't write about sports. Not the exact opposite. I always thought it was written by a dude named Wayne. Slick, I'll take off five cents for that recovery. Wait, she knew you were going to be at the fair that day. Pretended to bump into you by the basketball hoops. She came all by herself. He's some serious red flags. I'm adding those five cents back, plus an additional 30 for being oblivious. This is the first camera pan I've seen all story. Maybe the devs are too lazy to work on a kissing animation or maybe it threatened their E for everyone rating. When I bought NBA 2K19, I didn't think I'd be wasting time teaching our virtual social media manager how to shoot a basketball. You're a big tune, right? I am. Why isn't my hand going through you like it does with other ghosts? No, no. Wait, do you see other ghosts frequently? I'm surprised nobody bothered to follow up on that. Your little girlfriend downtown got your brain off you. Don't you dare bring her into this. Whoa. Don't you dare talk about her. Don't you dare. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I touched a nerve. Try it again. I dare you. Hey, hey, knock it off. Knock it off, guys. So they missed all the yelling and they came running in when what? They heard him slap my hand away. Yo, your girl is a great writer. Tell coach I'll be in a minute. She used you for your stories. That's L number one. Whatever you say, I. We're behind you. Ah, so it seems I'm the leader of the team now. It seems my insecurity, lack of maturity and constant need of approval is finally paying off. After I published the story, websites started posting links to the video. You should have told me what really happened. I never would have written anything. I didn't know there was a guy. Come on. How did your girlfriend or reporter have access to the player's tunnel? That's L number two. Don't say anything. Just watch this. I'll let one end. You like the other. Oh, no. Oh, uh. And I feel a very strong urge to hand you a random L number three. This is your fault, Nikki. This is your fault. Do I even need to say it? Get out. I didn't know, Nikki. I didn't. I didn't mean it. Find your way back to Fort Wayne. Imagine getting thrown out by the girl who just used you for a story. This is AI coming at you from Indiana, all by way of China. It's just going to be a matter of time before the NBA sees what I can do. Fort Wayne, I can't wait to kiss his sorry excuse for a town goodbye. Cory Harris, I'm coming for you. You're going to be buried right next to Marcus Young. No, that's not me. Hey, excuse me. So after the old social media manager fakes the video to send my life spiraling out of control, I spent the next two years in court suing Marcus for libel. In defamation of character, I won the suit and I'm granted $500,000 to live out my days playing in the Turkish League. The end. I'm pretty brave. Being seen out in public with career kryptonite. Career kryptonite. I kind of like the ring of that. We have one game left this season. One. One. Okay. Against the Spurs. You know. And Marcus Young. What are the odds? Guess we're going to get that fairytale ending after all. And the guy we got guard him, he's out. He's out. So that's where you come into the picture. And that'll be 50 cents. So you do me away the second you realize I had other plans than being a mercenary, take no prisoners killed. Man, I don't know what you're talking about here. Only you could help Marcus edit that audio. You are the only one who can edit audio. Nobody else has ever learned that skill. Still learning how to create fathers, but he's a great prospect. Ending was kind of sweet. I'll take 25 off. This story was sponsored by Reese's Puffs or Nike. There was a Nike logo in almost every frame throughout the entire story. Three weeks later, on the road to Miami, we hit up Manchester Puffs game. And the next morning, woke up, two in a lodge, gone. So basically, don't be Antoine Walker. All right, got it. Choose a video and click on it, man. Just choose one and click it. There's so many options, but you got to choose and you got to choose now. Click on one of them, man. Just click it.