 Four months ago, I received a YouTube comment that shook me to my core. His profile picture was that of a ghost and his username read Balakay 5084. The comment itself read, guys, bring back the Mario Party. And so we did. Fellows, we're back. We're in it. We haven't done a Mario Party video on this channel in years. It's been a long time for either of us. Y'all are dead set on your characters. How you picked them instantaneously. Donald, I got a question for you. Could you take Yoshi in a fight? Absolutely. Well, actually, could you eat me? Hey, guarantee you guys, I'm going to have Hyrule right here though. I know. I'm getting a 10 cap. Hey, what's that toad doing setting up shop on the birthday cake, bro? Huh? What? But Wario low key. What the hell going on over there? What do you mean, bro? He feels like an oval head right here. Damn. We all trashed to be honest. Bro, you got a six. That's not back. Bro got first with a six. That's how you know it was trust. Second place. Ah, damn, bro. What do you mean? I'm right next to you. We definitely are here in Donald from last place. Rob Matt, you think Donkey Kong's mom did his hair? Like, why you got that cow like in the back? Here we go. All right. We already started with that already. You got a cow lick in the back. You don't see. Notice how you went after Donkey Kong and not after anybody else in the group. Bro, you were a part of that, too. I don't know if you remember my last video on this, but you guys were just attacking Donkey Kong. Well, that's because you were losing, bro. Eddie, can we get some flashbacks to last time of the on Spain? No, you want to look away from where he's looking. You don't want to be looking where he's looking. What the fuck? Oh, dumb ass fucking Nintendo games, bro. They never make sense. The fucking depth perception on that stupid ass other game. And then, oh, I can't wait to get shot first in this shit. Yep. There we go. That was rough. Let's watch this 10. You're not going to get 10, bro. You got a six to start off with. You're getting a four. That's pretty good. He's sprinting along. Let me show you how it's done, bro. I feel like you can lie to me. Ever since I learned that Donkey Kong has retractable teeth, that shit has pissed me off. Like, I can't fucking look at this guy. If Wario rolls high, it's from cheating. I got to share a spot with stinky. I know that. That space getting real tight with you two big ass on there. My turn, bro. I'm about to speed by what you've got two, two. No, there's no space, bro. Five. I'll take it. Look, rolling high. How do you call it? But I forgot he saw it first. Damn, none of us landed on a spot that does anything other than give us points. I can't wait to play mini game that we don't know how to play. You'll figure it. I mean, it's Mario party. What do you say? Oh, no. Yeah. Dotto. Dotto set it up to where we don't have any practice. What is this? Oh, I remember this one. You gotta run under the rain, bro. Yeah. Get under the water. Look at Donkey Kong. Look it up at the cloud. Why is it always me? You guys make fun of him, huh? His animations, bro. Look at him. Oh, I'm right there. I'm right there. No, this is my league. This is my league. I don't know what other buttons we get to press. There is no buttons. Oh, for this one, yeah. The fucking Monty Mole. Damn. Nah, it's crossing. This is like the Mario version of Twister. This is Storm Chasers, bro. Yeah, exactly. Come back. Oh, right there. That was my winning. That had to be my winning play. Mine's bigger. Mine's bigger. Mine's bigger. Well, mine's bigger. Let's compare. I think Dotto won that. Yeah. I don't know what I got. Watch. Look how big mine is. Look at how big mine is. Look at how big mine is. Oh, never mind. Bro is not second. Hey, beat the shit out of Wario, dumbass though. Hey, Wario's in shambles. Look, he's going through it. Does that mean we're the biggest in a group? What are you talking about again? Yeah, what are you talking about? Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's the only thing you got bigger. I'm going to roll. Watch this. I'm going to throw a 14. Is that another six? Bro, you've gotten six, nine, six. Can you get something that isn't just a six upside? No shot. Oh, there's no way. This is a star. This is favoritism beyond. I'm literally leaving if it's a star. I would have left a video too. It would have just, this video would have had to go up on Rhyme's channel. Yes, it wasn't a star. I forgot about the stickers. What? Watch, I'm about to land on something. Yeah, blue space. We are skipping the green and crazy. I was going to say, this is going to be the quickest 15 turn Mario Party game of all time. Why are you showing off? Blue space. Oh my God. Can anyone land on something that's not. Nah, nah, here we go. Nah, I'm going to mix it up right now. I'm going to mix it up right now. What are you going to want? I'm going to mix it up right now. One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one. Four. And that is a blue space. That is a blue space. There's no way. Get away from me, man. Bro, can we hang out? Can we share? Look at us down there. Best of friends. Bro, we're hanging out right behind fucking Wario's ass. We're just staring off in the distance. It's me, you and this brick wall of an ass between us. Mecha marathon. What is this one? I don't even know what this one is. Oh, we just mash A-B, mash A-B, mash A-B, mash A-B, mash A-B. Mash A-B, look it. See it just. Donkey Kong did not get off the list. I started late. I started late. I started late. I started late. God, I'm so ass with this minigame. No, I already know Rives fucking Charlie. I bet a fly for 600 miles. I hate mashing games, bro. I already know Rives bitch ass shy guy going to fly for six country miles. No, I'm not going to stop cartooners. Don't forget we have, we have Wario. Wario's a bastard. Dion, yours is about to fall down right now, bro. I can see it puttering, bro. No, no, no, no, no. This shit about to break down like Gary in the snail race. What? What? No. Damn, I did better than Dino. Dino just didn't know what he was doing for us. Surprise. That's shock to me. Wait, is the A-B together or do you alternate? No, you press them together. Damn. Thought I did good. Damn. Ah, I would have believed you had that. I was shocking. I'm sorry. I'm surprised Wario lost in the first game. Ah, why are you so slow? Because that one, bro, if it requires mashing, yes, the robot's going to win. Eight. Exactly how much I needed. What does it want to be? Start time. I always forget the name of the story, but who's the man that beat the machine? Because we're all him right now. Nobody gets it. Are you a Terminator? What are you talking about? It's like a folklore legend, like a steam, a steam powered engine, like digs through a mountain, but just this one man with a pickaxe digs it faster. All right, Florida, man. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What is a legendary folklore of legend? He's a hero. The legend man with a pickaxe. This is where the man beats machine comes from. There we go. Maybe chat. Maybe chat. There we go. Give me something good. Give me something good. Give me something good. Don't be a bullspeak. Oh, yeah. Get the buyer. Get the head. Ah. But the question is, do you want to do this? Plants of strawberry, bigger, small. I don't even know what this does. Yes, it's only five. So small will steal coins. Large will steal stars. That's a fucked up looking strawberry. Hey, all I could afford was this, bro. I can't afford a star unless you win this. Well, I mean, yeah. I'll just win the next game. Easy. I'm going to win the next game and throw this stamp out. I just bet on myself for real. That's what being an entrepreneur is all about. What will you roll? I'm feeling a big nine. I'm also predicting it's not up on my screen. I'm feeling a two. Damn. I ain't getting nowhere. Oh, damn. I was hoping for you. Hey, you got lucky space though. I ain't getting nowhere, bro. Well, this lucky space better give me a double dice. Double dice. Seven dollars, man. I can't do seven dollars. I'll laugh at now, but I'm going to get a star stealer. The first 1v3 is going to be so toxic because I guarantee the one side won't know what to press. I guarantee the one side will be me. This is a gamer's game. We just have to make it to the end. Just follow the short path. I hate this game. You're bad, bro. You say you're bad. Is this just running? Yeah, it's just running, bro. Look at this. Watch Luigi. Keep your eyes on Luigi if you really care about high level gameplay. Oh my god. Put me in the fucking pro leagues. Put me in the goddamn pro leagues. Oh my god. It's all about RNG though. You can jump, too. I fell. How would you ever jump? Can you jump? That's not a Wario Fall. I don't know. That's not a Wario Fall. And GG's by seven miles. Oh, damn. I just watched Diaz die by the fall. Dude, was I just cartoonishly lost? Where the fuck was the end? I hate this game. You just got to maneuver a little bit, man. It's all about the movement. Wait, so you could jump? No, you can't. No, no. He was making that. That was a red herring. I said jump. No, I saw a jump because I saw it in the corner of my eye, but it was just him falling. Nice block. He was just falling with style. Falling is equivalent to jumping for Nino. I've seen him play basketball. Oh my god, bro. I jumped so high you were on the ground. Oh, so this is why this one is toxic. You get the Warped Ice if you end up in a Bowser Zone. Bro, don't do that. This time, it's going to be dictated by fate, bro. I'm getting robbed. Yep, fate. Wow, three coins, bro. Cry about it. All right, so I need something less than the SAR amount. Hold on. Let me just take a look real quick. It tells you you need six. What are you looking at? I know we always make this joke, but Bo is not reading them out. It's looking like I need six. Okay. Give me a little less. There we go. Wow, that is a little less. That is exactly what you asked for. You still got to win this next mini-win. Yeah, after winning the next one. How many times is Bro going to bet on himself? Bro, I'm pissed because he's going to get the star and then this motherfucker is going to move. Nah, she stays right there all game long. The whole time. Yeah. Glad we got fucking Donkey Kong cheeks. The reason why this one is so toxic is because you have so many options to get your star stolen. Yeah, this mode sucks. Stop looking at my cheeks. Oh, look, they're plastered in the background. How do I not look? I didn't notice. Oh, they're rich and richer. No, bro. Master level CPU dick riding. Okay, good. Yeah, just coins. I like the music way back to happiness. That's a lot of coins, though. That was, he's rich again. All right, I really need to win. Wait, we're still back here. Hey, let's not all bully me at once. Damn, I can't get nowhere. But you can buy one of these. I mean, yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, enough for the big one, too. You got about a big one. I will buy. I will. I'll bet on myself. Yeah, much like Dion. I'm choosing to be an entrepreneur. If you land on this, you get your star stolen. Star stolen. Star stolen. You get your star. By the way, is that next one mine? No, it's both. No, you're the next plant is yours, though. That little one over there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. When you buy a plant, both of those count towards yours. Oh, me and Roy are gonna beat that shit out of you. Brian, bring it in, bro. Bring it in. Just don't tell them the rules. I already know this, bro. I've seen that movie. We called the Bobsled team. I don't know, bro. I'm hoping he tells us. I don't know either. I don't know either. Oh, just, hey, just, hey, just, hey. All right, Ryan, remember, don't fall off. Don't fall off. That's all we need to know. Tilt. Tilt and ride. Tilt and ride. Tilt and ride. There we go, baby. There too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much. Oh, shit. I'm gonna sit. All right. Stay straight. Stay straight. Stay straight. Stupid. Nah, we are not too stupid. No, Ryan, run. Careful, Ryan. They're gonna fall. They're gonna fall. They're gonna fall. Play so, play so. All right. Lean in. Lean in right. No. Too much. Too much. There we go. Get that. Oh, god. Denver, they gotta kill themselves. No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait. Is there an empty space? Hey, y'all need to kill yourself right now. I don't know if you can say that in your video. Hey, bro. Throw up the meme. No, too much. Right, Ryan. No, hold on. I'm not doing. That's you. There you go. There you go. Trash. No, shall we leave this? They're going to fall right here. They're gonna fall right here. Bye, bye, bye, bye. Bro, they're not going to fall. We're dead. They'll fall. They'll fall. Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump! Tell, tell, tell, tell. You're scaring me. Anyway, Solario. You see any good movies lately? Bro, how did they do this? Fall, fall, fall, fall. Bro, Wario is literally just deal, look. He's mimicking Dianne's movements. I mentioned Dianne. They didn't need impressive. But he probably had his hand off his controller. No, I was playing the whole time. But the thing is I don't have to argue with Wario. He's like, all right, we go in this way bet Bro, what Spins on it, bro. Now we can afford a star. Oh brother. Oh man. God forbid the black man gets a star Bro's acting like I didn't need the money. I desperately need money. I needed that win. Oh goomba. Oh goomba I can't even afford it bro can't even afford talk to see Broke boy, just say so hold on if I if I warped I could have stolen a d on spot Yeah, you could have I was thinking you were gonna do that glad you forgot. Oh, it's random So it's like reset for a four. Do you hear that guys? What's that? What it takes to be a superstar. She said I have what it takes My front of play it's basically looking at slips like That plan is literally predicting what's about to happen Oh and lucky space don't even talk to me, bro, what are you gonna get 10 coins some great? Yeah Yeah, yeah, this what you wanted dotto. Aren't you still back by Wario? Yeah, I am bro, and I'm jealous and I'm mad. I'm next to the real Wario's ass I know a real ass when I see one. Oh, wait, he skips it. Oh, why he's going down the drug-ratch chucky finster slide All right now it's time for me to get my act together and speed up I hope you land on my shit. I'm gonna rob you bro. God damn it, bro. God fucking damn it. Oh blue space again Ryan if you warp lock and warp me, I'm gonna I'm swinging bro respectfully do that when he gets to Finally gets to the song Because if you can't stop Bowser, you can get a free escape. Oh, we just we just trace the outside But don't stop moving trace in the oh, I'm an artist. Oh, this one's going on the fridge for sure Mama, I'm coming home Now deon you draw your own thumbnail sometimes and guess what I could draw my own two if I really oh I'm going off track. I'm going off track. Oh my god. Oh my god Mankind can't recreate what I just did. Hold on. Hold on. Look at look at look at Deon you got a fucked up arm there buddy. What the fuck is that? Anyway shut up Are you kidding me? Anyway, shut up He's got a fucked up arm We need a judge now, you don't understand how the game works You just have to like cover more of the uh the outline as possible So I can't I fucked up on part of the arm that I came back to make sure I hit it Full head of broken arm and matched with me a perfect outline. Yeah. Yeah, sorry, bro. Play squid game better Ah, true cut out the cookie better. I gotta lick my needle a little bit See, I would have made people uncomfortable and swinging because I would have been slobbing that needle, bro I'm done. Damn it. Damn it. Amy move backwards. I was hoping that wouldn't happen. You just move backwards Looks like happiness is all mine. See if I did a last turn I probably would have gotten No, you can go to the store again and get more broke. You broke it Don't buy that war block bitch. I'm getting a war block. You don't have to do all that No, I'm getting I'm getting done on the next one. Y'all ever believe any of those uh fake online ads or no? No, Amy neither. All right, so we have the intelligence more than six IQ Oh Hey, let me just go ahead and get another ROI return on investment. Hi That picture is definitely on donkey kong's business card Yeah, I'm here to give me a call any time donkey kong ROI specialty Is about to end up on dotl star warren's been end up on a god damn t-shirt With me Oh You know, you know, he do it big bro, you know, he do it big Yeah, he a bitch. I'm glad I thought because I would have been next. I I know I was getting my ass All right, I'm still eight turns away from the star, but all I need is an eight. I'm getting that right now Damn it Y'all hated on the comeback kid, bro, that's an awfully hot coffee pot. Oh, okay. It's just coins Damn plus five warrior got plus 12 for being ahead of you by the way later skater. How do you play this one? I don't know Oh, we just skated right look at the penguins Spanish for penguin. Oh shit. You gotta mash it What do you do? Oh, you just hold that you hold that Damn it. I found out too late Hey, we got to re-record another mario party video, but it's mario party, but whoever loses wins, bro How about that? I'm beating y'all ass in this one in that case. Hey, get your ass in second place for your block. Damn. He's an he's an ice skating legend Close of a raisin was up here dunking not even in the picture Bro, did y'all just hold a the whole time? Yeah, that's what you saw. I think I started late, bro Because I was like a b a b. Oh My dumb ass definitely held a b and x Damn Make sure all right, you know just fucking slamming his face. Hey, I'm being honest though. If this swaps with me I'm fucking pissed man. Like I'm genuinely gonna Oh my god, this is bad. How's it bad? Get your star stolen by me. I am. Yeah, that's why it's bad. Yeah Oh, I bet you nervous now Are you nervous? You're nervous, bro God at work. Yo, shout out. You did it, bro. You work. Yo g o d holding it down, bro Ain't no way he's gonna have two stars. Good job. Dino. This is not. That's god. What do you mean? Good job No, dude, why are you warping bro? You didn't even need to warp him. No, with the R and G What's either he gets no stars or he gets multi stars Oh, no Oh, no, I got a 10. Yeah, my thing is going because Wario might rob me. Oh, 10 points go ahead and rob Koopa Oh Mine is three Oh, shit. It's wario time. I didn't even know that Shit with daylight saving time. I had no idea we're so close to wario time He's going to bowser. Hey, make sure I didn't hear that you keep having this goomba say pokemon lines It can be anything any iconic pokemon line. No, no, no, no, not all of them Not all of them, but some of them Hey, why not cool bro goomba brown No, no, so this this is this is both good and bad. You can get a star still because you get a shortcut And you got lucky hate him hate him. No, he's cheating. He's cheating. He's cheating. He's cheating actual hacker I hope you get a one so bad. I really can't afford a one. So please don't wish that upon me Today hey give me that star bro. Give me that star crickets. Oh, I'm already into losers in the lead I'm in a big time lead in the mario universe. They're like getting stars real cheap But they're just getting hella profit off of them like yeah, we can sell these shits. They're probably selling by the gram All right, we told you The toxic part is his daughter will tell us how to play but you want to tell him Oh, oh, this is just football bro. Just tackle deons bitch ass. What's the button? There's no button just I guess a or something deon has no buttons. He just has to run Hey, hey, where you going big fellow? Hey, what you what you not doing on my football team, bro Sit the fuck down This game's stupid He's ass is not making jb. He's not even making jb, bro Bro, they don't give you no spin move. They gave me no saw run. Okay. He probably had a button He just didn't know no, there was no button. I could bring it Said that a little late I took the curse away from you, bro I was gonna say you kind of fell off I'm pissed because at the end dotl's gonna get like a fucking lucky star or like one of the pity stars for like Getting low numbers. Yeah. And why is that a sad thing? Nice. Come on, man. I needed 17 Bro, this is my own star Oh, he slipped you some coins and smile about you my guy Oh, you can grow him Grow him. Hold on. Who's behind who's behind me? Just uh, why are you two? Why are you two, bro? What what what i'm gonna rob this broke ass motherfucker And bro, are you slipping by them? Actually don't grow it, I wouldn't grow it either. Oh my god, I'm not gonna be able to afford my own People smile on the picture though Grow it. All right, just for the investment later, it'll come in handy. I'm sure Damn he smiled at you and gave you nine dollars. That's a crazy investment It's a tie too. Hello What are you using? What are you? Oh, okay. Wait, why? Oh brother. He's playing master dual style. Click what glows Hold on to batting. He passes Bowser. So we all might get robbed here. No, it's just him He has to like buy something. Yeah, he gets robbed. Oh, what do you got? And $15 you could have taken more if I got scammed by Bowser because what you gonna do to him? I mean nothing. I just give that to one of us though, right? That's it. That's a good one They this guy can't lose President get a lucky block too in a way bro walked out of Bowser's land richer than he ever was how might I'm so behind everybody's doing their Second lap. I'm not even doing my first Bro, I can complain toad. Help me out here buy the war block. Oh, you already know I'm buying the war block I don't say be a man. Oh, they updated our inventory Bro, that was a definition of we need we need a chaos. No, I if they had the Caucasians complaining about racism, bro If they had a gold pipe, then we would have to fly over to us Ah quality My heart goes out to you. Hey, I'm beating the shit out of him. Uh, put me in the game coach Oh Y'all ain't score. I think you just hold down you hold down a and you could do a more powerful shot and direction matters as well You're just kicking soccer balls and it don't matter because you ain't getting shit past me boy You ain't getting shit past me boy. You ain't getting shit past me boy Bitch You ain't Ronaldo. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Now. You ain't got the time. You only got the time Y'all ain't got the time Bro, because I'm different different when it bro when I played that shit, bro. Y'all was just fucking ruthless Never seen someone win that. No, give me my goddamn Gatorade Dotto's definitely getting the this is my video boost. Yeah, bro. This is going on my channel, bro I gotta win as long as it didn't work that way on my channel Just go away. Oh my god I knew this broke boy would land here broke boy. Just say so. How you so poor that dion's trap doesn't mean Don't give me a seven. Thank you I I never even seen that. Why are you? What's crazy is i'm about to oh, please get two ones. Please get two ones. Please get two ones. Please get two ones Bro didn't happen bro. I was like, maybe I guess he maybe he did need to do that This could either fuck me or this could save me my heart goes out to you Hey, my heart goes out to you because i'm about to turn you into a victim, bro You're about to be a victim in a second. What you doing the work. Absolutely. Let's see what happens I'm going right if it hits me or dino. You're good. The only one you don't want to See it, bro. I told you I was turning you to a victim. I wish he could rob you right there You know the rich truly get A second star breakfast. I hate this guy The rich truly get richer and i'm gonna get another i'm gonna get another swap block too Back It's chewing some of this tobacco You know what you need? I'm not a lucky star. Okay. Let's see Bro, can can can we please rob this man? Who are we talking about sneak and snow? I have no idea what this is Oh, we have to like sneak up on the bro. Don't get caught. This is crazy Just don't get caught bro. Just move forward and stop. Don't don't don't be moving when he wakes up Like right now right now. Yeah, stop Deon you're gonna get killed you're gonna get killed deon if you keep right it I told him he was gonna die, but wario is gonna get it bro. I should have just stopped a little early Fuck i'm in right now. No Chain chop, please get him to wario is cheating. Why is he going backwards? He's got a scapegoat the door Oh, i'm dumb. I thought I had to make it to the red button. You do you have to push it and then walk back Oh Please kill this guy man. This is actual just cpu's are just working together. I was laying I should have won that bro. Y'all were telling me to stop and I had to look bro. I was good I was waiting till I thought it was like red light green light. I was waiting to see him like open an eye Yeah, they don't really give you much uh much time. Damn it. Now. I don't get a stop. Fuck. Yes. Anyway, it's Saved our game. Do y'all want to go play? I don't see the word. Fuck trust me. Trust me. Watch this Happiness. Oh, wow. Good try. I want to land on on d on space and lose coins Have to roll a one or higher shut up, bitch Just finds a new number on the dice Oh, toad at if you up that bad Oh One and we all we all move in hella slow brother. We're not getting anywhere He's dropped a lucky space every time. I didn't know difficulty was just luck Does that truly make him lucky? Hey get a one, bro. I'm trying to rob you a little bitch No, because then he's closer. He's closer to getting robbed by me, bro Bro, I'm literally just going to toad. I'm seeing what he got He can go to bowser still you got to get the warp lock. I I always got to buy warp lock lucky space I demand 20 dollars. Oh next star cut in half next star cut in half Savings Saving oh bony smitty game No, wait, hopefully river raiders. I won't do river raiders. God Damn, I know how to play that this game mode is literally not even fair to us Well, you know what? We just move left to right and try to catch whatever scraps he gives us parentheses He's not giving us any scraps move. Wario. He keeps hitting he keeps hitting logs I'm saying yeah You got some of my scraps. Oh, you might get a baggie over there. Get him away. Get him away. God damn it Get him away again. Get him away again. Hey, bro. We just got another bag. Oh, no, you just get him in the bag No, no, you guys work as a team. You guys work as a team. No, no, no. Oh No shot bro is hating on me, man. I was I thought you just walked away with your purse. They definitely pulled pulled you away from that first bag, too What the hell? I'm out here. Yeah, I was competing with Wario. I'm not gonna lie. I was trying to beat Wario's ass Like get out of my way, bitch. Damn toad's just got a lovable smile. He doesn't hey, he's a He's about to tell us who's actually gonna win though. He says Wario. I'm sick But who will win? Let's hear a prediction for our board correspondence the item. Yeah, who's he got? Who's he got on top? Oh, shit? It's goomba. Who was winning? Oh That's what I'm talking about. He's a doggy kong fan. You're gonna get a golden pipe here All right. Oh really? Okay You shouldn't have that that seems kind of racist because I've only given him seem to give out golden pipes Oh, everything's being doubled in the final. No, no, no, it's still anyone's game. So keep trying your best He was pissed. I really don't want this broke boy to land on my spot again I can't. Oh, are you gonna invest them? Absolutely. I'm investing just just want to rob you, bro I have a prediction of deans landing on that. I hope I won't allow that to happen 19 spaces to the star. I could triple die. There's a chance. There is actually a chance. He could run the gauntlet Before you invest, it's 19. If you go through bowser, if you go through bowser, is that true? That might be true I believe it. Do you think this is going to take less than 19 to get all the way back around? To be honest though, deon has enough coins that going through bowser is actually just a shortcut for him now What's he gonna invest in now? Scratching his goddamn chin and forehead Hey, give me one second toad No, that is rude as fuck. Yeah, I'll take the warp. Yes Are you landing on the oh you are all right damn Did you have to push me? There'll be 10 dollars and then a 15 dollar bowser tax bro. You might be getting through this I actually want to go through bowser's bro, and I'm thinking this is bowser right here. Okay. You have the read No, that's bowser right there. He's gonna land on my on my coin What is going on? Oh, happiness away to you. Shit too bad. You don't get to see bowser bro. Get out of here Make him sound like that Oh Lock in battle it out in a minigame where everyone's coins are on the line Oh, this could be rime's chance because rime only has five dollars to put into the pot Damn dino's a broke boy. Holy. He really doesn't all right. Give me something. Wow More bro. That's that's barely more than he had bro. That's more than you have in your whole bank account Okay, uh, yeah, that's I mean that's fun bros the guy that asks if we can get wings Hold on if dino ends the game on zero zero Why did toad just pour shamey? Oh, no, we have to push back All right, there's no controls here. All we can do is run just dodge the penguins. Don't die Damn, he's off to the races bro. He's hungry. I ain't losing bro. I ain't losing I'm a little bit more. You'll just stay in there. Why is a loser somebody go push him? Ah dion, you can't come up here, bro. Oh the big one come up here, bro Yeah, your your model's slightly bigger bro. You nervous the penguins They just take that away. Are we dead? Are we? Oh, no No This can't happen to me. Oh, I'm still oh my god. I'll try and sink damn No, I'm dead free. I'm dead free Holy world. I'm just gonna get a cut. I think we all just get a like a third of the pot Why are you panicking bro? You're gonna get more than five I came out on this one No, bro went from five to nine. Congrats, bro Still a broke boy Hey, I I'm doing my best, man. Now ain't no way he's going to get another bowser run If he does get into bowser, I might have to warp block just to see if I can risk damn These guys Oh, is he gonna go to the slide he gets the slide right wow this guy's a cheating bitch Hold on. If he rolls low, he'll land on my shit though. All right. Well, let's Let's just not get my shit stolen. Let's go through bowser right here. Go through bowser right here All right. Come on bowser. Let me in Bro's barely about to scrape the cusp of bowser. Can you block the 50-50 mix? I absolutely can bowser I'm coming in. All right. Come on point that shit. Plant that shit right here evil Yeah Oh, well that's a little you're about to get you're getting robbed over the course Oh, I hate him and this better be gotta hate him. I'm right back around Honeycomb having I don't know what this one is and we're gonna have to figure it out. This Boring just don't get the honeycomb. Don't get the bees. You know what? How about this just mash mash no counting no counting Nah, fuck you Let's play it for real like while while carded while carded just mash. Hey, come on, bro Let me decide. Hey, yeah, you should go with one, but fuck you, bro Fuck you the um Hey, enjoy that honeycomb. Hey, bro. That look pretty fucking calculate, bro You know, I'm allergic to bees is it's ain't gonna be funny when I fucking swell up, bro No, I'm still mashing. All right. I'll mask this one. Hey, this one look pretty harmless. You know what I'm saying Okay, you know, we can mash this too. Oh, no, I'm you fucking killing wrong Get it to get it to get it to get it to get it go What the fuck racism? Yeah, I'm not mashing. Mash. Mash. What are you doing? It was already scrolls over to the next near us. Oh, that's bullshit. All right I just got to beat this little stupid dumb ass moustache dumb ass idiot All right, but do the math So if you take two he takes two you take two you win So I think you just win automatically, honestly unless he takes one then you have to take one calculated skill Yeah, you I mean you the math there's no come back. There's no comebackable ability for wario Wait, no, you just grabbed wait, you just you just lost. Why did you just throw? Why did you just throw? Bro, you just said You just won you did right you did your shut the fuck up You listen to my demise, bro. I lost him round one, bro. I don't know how to play this fucking game Good game. I still got cheated. I definitely hit on one. I masked. Are you denying I'm mashing? Yes, I fucking mario got 90 dollars. You can buy a new xbox game. Come on. I just need a rob Dotto, oh, what is with the thievery going on? And where's this land me are you have you have one more dollar than we started the game with? Uh, yes, I will invest in coins. That's all you can afford You're basically a lack of two coins. I know we're not poor shaming in 2024. I am Oh my god me there Hey, hold on. I actually like no jokes. No jokes. I actually got a look hold on because dino's Dino's trying to rob me. I'm pretty far from the robbing spot Let me say can I say good game? Oh, that's that's my strawberry. I think uh, I think we're gonna go single dice here You know what I'm saying? I hate this combination right here. You got what? What come on get robbed to get robbed to get robbed to get robbed to get robbed Bro, who on who day? What is with the rampant hating? Why I hate robots. I actually I hate bots Uh, no one vegeta have to get me kicked in the arm This bro is going to be fucking mopping my floor in room before him in about 30 minutes He's gonna end up a space after my money. No shot. I appreciated that joke. Dotto. Your joke was undervalued, but I appreciate it I appreciate that. Why did everybody agree to stop saying the word is bro chacho? Like can we bring that back? That was the whitest thing I've ever heard Well, I'm just asking like bro chacho dude. It's so fetched that people just stop saying fucking All right, so we're on the same team. Are we gonna stop believe me or what my fault? Hey, we're sky pilots What do we do? We just fly. I think somebody has to mash Somebody has to mash. Yeah, I have to mash and you have to control. I think what are you mashing? I don't know a and b a flap wings up and down up and down. We do up and down and then they steer right? Up and down this the sticks the sticks. It's the easiest thing we've ever done in our lives You have to go up and down with the sticks. I can't I can't turn into that Dodger Bro, you're going too slow. Are you pressing anything bro? What are you talking about? We got a shot Why that was that was just crazy what they fired us come on fly fly neon There we go right there. That's our chance. That's our chance to get faster There we go. Hit those hit those don't hit that wall. Don't let that wall All right. Keep mashing. Dotto. Just keep mashing. Watch the balloons. Y'all watch the balloons. Why is he not watching them? Why is he forgetting how to play as a master CPU when it's me as team? Bro, it's that shit's homing mash Dotto. Come on. Come on. It's still got us in its sights. No This can't be happening This is They're gonna crash they're gonna crash they got a ticket shot right here. No, no shoot them again No Dotto, we got shot five times bro. What the hell that was targeted Why did why did dion say you got shot five times? But he's the one who was piloting we we got shot together Yeah, but but dion's piloting he was supposed to dodge. Oh, oh, oh, really? Oh, he's he's I think piloting has nothing to do with being able to speed up and slow down You dumb fuck. Hey, what the fuck? So you throw me under the bus bro when we were together as a team Excellent not anymore We're not a team. We're not a team. I'm about to turn rhyming to a victim again Hey dion, you could turn him into a victim Oh, come on dito. Come on dito. Come here. Don't let this happen, bro. Oh, no Wait, well, I mean it's better. It's definitely better. Yeah. I'm at robby if you roll one or two I mean just don't roll one or two. That'd be crazy. I am my plan still. Oh, he's still gonna get his though It's a small one, bro. Yeah, get you your little coins, bro Get you some little coins. Get you some little coin. What? Something what sticker? I really want to rob you, bro. Is that my spot? Oh, that's bowser spot. Oh, he's scratching his fucking and look at the chaos that you just created dion Oh bowser space get ready for tears. He looks scared. He looks like a revolution revolution That is a harsh punishment. Hey, you're welcome team bro get a zero Bro, I'm not gonna get a zero. You're crazy Seven a bowser just lightly taxed me bro like something Like give me all the money, bro. I've really been spent all birthday cake. Thank you bowser. Thank you 20 dollars though Bro, no, that's a rock you're about to eat. Ah, no, no, that's a real cake. Oh, it's rock I think it dented to my soft spot A lucky space cheese man. I know cheese louis. Am I right? Give me 10 coins. Oh, yeah I've never been so lucky in a game, bro. Everyone just gets lucky after bowser. What the hell? Oh, shit Unstoppable do a dungeon dash dungeon dash and we cook. Oh, brother with the coin games. Who cares? I don't know I don't even know what this is. Oh, we just jump. I guess we just jump. I don't know. Oh, you just jump It's a it's a it's a it's a just get coins. Oh, okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh Bro land on your side. Nice thing does about my default. I got a few there's some in the middle There's some on the left just get the ones on the left get the ones on the left Yeah, yeah God damn it. Come on. Wario. Come on. Watch out. I didn't really do my part. Get them all get them all get them all All right, I left two on the right. I can get both of those. Yeah, you lost. It's over. I mean, it's just a coin game So it's all right. We're better at the game. Everybody wins. This is the first time I've seen this minigame Yeah, that minigame sucks. I give it a two out of 10 I really won dotto to get robbed Who got a world star, bro? Fuck his life up. I don't do that. Don't do that He's not gonna get robbed because he's not there's no way he can uh Coins damn it. Damn. Now broke boy gets a fucking star Last time this happened. He got robbed. You got pushed into the frost and you lost the star And I can really go for a cake right now. Are there vegan cakes? Yes Wow, I'm just curious every time every time we ask him a vegan question. You just you just see the the moon is Mine comes from a genuine place of curiosity and wonder bro. I thought you're just dumb. All right I just need 10 total one one one. Imagine. No, we good. We good Imagine I get like other ones. Oh my god. All right. Now we're good. All right, no matter what Damn pretty respectable score. It's really gonna come down to the bonus stars here for second place, of course We need dotto rob. Ah, no, we don't that's what I'm saying If dotto gets robbed there's a chance for anyone to win. No, come on, man We don't need we don't need to get anybody get robbed. That's illegal. They can't do that Oh, I thought it was going down the chucky fence this line. That would have been huge I'm laying on my shit. Give me your last star. Give me your last star That might be my spot. That might be that might be getting rich here Nevermind bro. Wario. Why couldn't you just land on my fucking thing? I think I'm taking his coins. Oh, wow Yeah, that's his space bro. He's gonna he's gonna get coins. Do you think he grows it? Yeah, absolutely I mean he's got a hundred forty dollars So why would he on the last turn like no one's gonna land on that shit? Maybe just stupid probably We really need to utilize the piratas at all except for me Alrighty then time for me to just make my quick move to the star. Hey toadette. You've seen me before Can we come to an agreement if he gets a bonus star this game is right? Hey, ten dollars because I got half off my next star purchase Shit would have happened if we went to the the woods, bro Hey, man. Oh my I'm done. You're not come on bro. You're not gonna cut my star in half a mushroom That could insanely speed me up Trap is on. This is strong again, right? Oh, you just you just press a to trap as many goombas as possible Damn, I didn't know it was just one-time lock Fucking god, I missed. I didn't know I was the one on the bottom, right, man Oh, I might have won that actually I just I think you did We might have we might have tied. No, no, I think beyond wins Bro, I caught a total of three goombas Actually, I hate you. I hope you don't no shot bro with bro one with five goombas I was like wait, you're gonna get to do it once bro. I thought it was like hungry hungry hippos You just keep smashing the shit to get the fucking things if there was practice You would have known that but you know Dotto likes to cheat. Hey, hey, I've explained every video game No, honestly, that's why he won Dino. Dotto's been doing all these stars. He plays this game 24 seven So he knows all the rules. He rigged the system Hey, bro, who the fuck can punch him bro? Hey, why are you handing him like a couple of grown-ups then? Why are you hacking me? Hey, hash it out like a couple of grown-ups Hey, don't take my fucking coins you wagering bro. How much coins do you fit a throw down? Hey, if you don't do them all you a bitch Man, you're trying to take 40 fucks. I made a mistake. You can just not tell me how to play the game They don't show up. Hey comment section without cheating. Don't skip ahead. Who wins this Comment it right now and then edit your post saying if you were right or wrong Oh, you just fly forward. All you do is move with the stick. You avoid asteroids by a meteor Bro, move with the stick and avoid asteroids. You gotta hit by a meteor find asteroid immediately But actually you don't have to like rush this. No, you don't have to rush this You don't have to but uh dotto is in the lead. So you might want to stay up, bro No, no, no the only way Oh, fuck the only way I can lose if I hit what you did and you're about to again. Uh, hell no, bro. I got movement tech Oh, it's so over, bro. Yeah All my coins unless he gets pure broke boy Let me get entertaining a little bit. Let me style on this a bit figure it out. I'm figure it out You're doing too much. I just know I'm not doing too much. Oh, come on I call bullshit on that last one My coins the rich continue to get richer. Oh my god Oh, they're the rich truly continue to get richer, bro. You put the money in his pocket broke by it Look at Yoshi's face That's my money right here Yoshi definitely robbing me. I have been he ain't feeling so lucky right now 10 or 20 dollars. Wait, wait, what are these pity coins? Oh shitty took a Cash bail out lucky. It was still lucky. Yeah, it should have gave him that before he wagered And we really don't get nothing nothing I could do, huh? And then I can do 10 I get to I get to go to the store and then not use it, right? He ain't even gonna let you he's closed. Oh, she might lose someone to red space What is bro flabbergasted? Because at the end of the game, I'm just picking the middle one, bro I picked the first one. I don't know why I said middle. That was a lie. All right Hey, bro, good for you. Yeah, I'm gonna see that this game's over No one else has two stars. So this doesn't make an impact, bro Why couldn't you just get robbed by me, bro? Why nobody just oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute Game changer The investment comes through just for the investment later. It'll come in handy. I'm sure No Are you doing wario? Wario, what are you doing, brother? Yes. Yes, indubably. Can we just point out that we beat a massive cpu for once? Hey, bro, ain't no we bro. If I'm gonna win, there's only one way I can guarantee a win now switch with wario Hey, hey bowser, don't tax me too hard. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. No, he can get another star How did he steal your star? No, he wouldn't oh bowser steal his star. He wouldn't raise probably on vacation He needs to he needs to land on the uh, uh the bowser spot. Oh my god more cake, bro. Yeah, you're right Damn, I thought this bowser could rob him. There's a spot. There's a spot still he might land on it still No, I don't think it's gonna happen, bro. Mom, bro He's just a little more broke if god's on our side and he wants to balance this game He won't land. They just hit that guy in the head with a coconut Oh, no He was landing on the on the uh fucking the random thing. I know I could have done chance time that shit would have been a little crazy Put it all in. I mean, I I don't get to choose. I have to spin random. Oh, that's a lot Oh, somebody's gonna be walking on there with some money. No, dino might end on zero coins I do want to point out toad did predict donkey kong to win So I feel like they know where the bonus stars are going. No, they wouldn't do that to me I think I deserve it. I think you just don't deserve it. You pop up out of holes and don't get whacked So you just hold a to pop up out of the hole hold a don't get whacked Damn, they beat his ass Oh I was just waiting in one hole, bro. Ah doddle. You don't explain well I'm saying Yeah, no doddle I'm familiar with the minigames, man, bro. I thought we each just had a hole In the beginning of the video you listen. We haven't played in two years. That's the last time we played Hey, bro, y'all don't be doing mario party with the with the fellas. No, we don't you you are the fellas. What do you mean? Yeah, you guys are the fellas All right Fellows why y'all all over there? Oh, the ball. Oh That fuck is what the fuck is there's no fucking idea what this is. Oh, you just pick a side and try to hit us I'm be honest. You ain't beating me at this. I got the three-way mix up Oh, nice try. Oh, nice try easy. Hey, how do I how do I do this shit, bro? Yeah, it makes us up. How do I control it with your analog stick? It was game ass That would actually is a bit hard for the yeah, that was pretty difficult buzzers over there flickering the lights All right, hold on. Let's go over some bonuses. Let's talk about it. First bonus is shopping. Who did the most shopping? Uh, I think that was right. That was doddle actually. No, I didn't I didn't land there I mean, I try to go shopping as many times as pop Star for me Bro always doing a shopping bro racism racism Doggump for the hand that's what I'm pretty unlucky. I'm a pretty unlucky guy if doddle gets this. I'm literally Bro, I'm literally unlucky. I think this is actually uh, don't Oh my god, they glaze it. Whoa Oh, yeah, you spit in like you spit in Doesn't mean anything. All right. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Let us pray. Let us pray Shut up, bitch. At least we're not our last place. Hey, bye. Bye Hey, they're gonna get you next they're gonna get you next. Yeah, I know og. Hey, I don't fuck with you Hey, I'm a fuck with you Damn, he got viciously ripped apart, but I win dude. Yay And so the trend continues whenever you upload a Mario Party video on your channel you win This is me in the gold block. I never used Amazing effort by donkey con just a great effort. 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