 Backroom's entity Bone Thief versus SCP Shy Guy, who would win in a fight. So Bone Thieves are these pudgy yellow creatures that lay flat on the ground, like a big sack of potatoes, and they hardly ever move. If they do, it's slow. They attack by simply staring at you for a few seconds straight, and if they do this, it seemingly makes every bone in your body disappear, causing you to fall flat on the floor in a fleshy blob. Shy Guy, of course, is a large, spindly humanoid that can run up to 35 kilometers per hour, and it changes after anyone, or anything, who has seen a picture of it. Now, there's no mention of Shy Guy's bone structure on the SCP site, but I'm sure it has bones, I hope. However, the creature can run at 35 kilometers an hour, so if these two were to meet, I think the Shy Guy would be fast enough to outrun the Bone Thief's eyes and ultimately take the victory. Let me know in the comments who you think would win and what other creatures that I should fight next.