 Oh, shit. Oh, yeah? What's funny? Usually when you rear end people, it's not how this works. It's okay that I'm going to call the cops real quick, but yeah, you're saying that I hit you from behind? No, you hit me in the front of it. Remember, when I was at a red light, you went in front of me and hit my car. Oh, yeah? Okay. That's cool. Probably move the car from thing and I'll call the cops for you. And that's why you rear end people. That's why you rear end people. Get all this fucking privilege in this nice ass car. How do you know that? That's my new fucking car. Look this. You are here and she can't shoot. Okay. You see? Do you have where she went in or where she drove into it? You look. You were here and she can't look. You see? It's judged, apparently. This makes me so sad and so angry at OnlyFans. OnlyFans is so gross because it literally weaseled its way into these feminist spaces and convinced women that it is somehow empowering for them to sell their body online with false promises they're going to make hundreds of thousands of dollars. And that's not the reality of it. It's basically a sex work pyramid scheme. In what other business, when the market is so flooded, would you continue to try to recruit young women? And don't get me wrong, I'm not a person with sex work, but it is not supposed to be this common, especially not amongst young women. And I hate to say this, but this is the opposite of feminism. This is quite literally the objectification of women. You can have us at a price. What? And I don't know why I feel like I'm so early on this train, but I don't see a lot of people talking about it. Which is again why I'm so proud of this girl for posting about it. Controversial opinion doesn't change my mind. Fat people don't owe you anything, but the world owes fat people accessibility. Well first and foremost, height is a choice. So whatever I feel like. But today I'm 5'8". Okay guys, I'm going to call this challenge the reveal the catfish challenge. So on your green screen, go ahead and upload a picture of yourself where you feel you look hot. And then next you are going to reveal yourself on video with no makeup, no filters, no beauty filter, no nothing. And we're going to reveal the catfish. Okay, 3, 2, 1 Boo. I should have known I was toxic when I tried to get all the girls in this computer science class to dress provocatively for the final because it was curved out of the highest grade. 50% on this exam and the highest score that anyone received on this exam was an 80% instead of failing with that 50% you now have passed. So it ended up being a 50% between the girls who did it and ended up not doing it but the girls who did it were dedicated like mini skirts, spaghetti straps. Like for guys who, the guys that were in this class usually didn't talk to girls so it was a big deal. Our professor said that our class scored the lowest out of all his classes so I ended up with a low A on that final when I should have gotten a C. I need you all to understand that just because you've been conditioned to believe that private property rights, when I say private property, I mean property that is used for commercial purposes like factories and the machinery and commercial farming, private property rights we've been conditioned to believe are like the of the utmost importance regardless of the material impacts of those private property rights. So then when somebody starts to question those private property rights, they can be dismissed as the bad guy immediately. Doesn't matter what they're saying, doesn't matter that they're saying hey, private property rights really harm citizens, really harm a massive portion of our population. Y'all will say no because I've been taught that private property rights are inherently good and anything that rails against them is inherently bad. Y'all need to realize that you've been indoctrinated with that and knock it the f*** off. Hi, I'm Ash and this is my gender tea party where we try on different pronouns and honorifics to see how they feel. Today I'm introducing my friend who uses it-it-itself pronouns. My friend is so cool to come to my party. It's exciting to get to know it better. It's drinking a raspberry tea which I've heard is its favorite. If you want to get it a refill, it's using the mason jar. It didn't have to dress itself up for my party, but it looks great so I'm not mad. It should be really proud of itself for trying on these new pronouns. I know I'm proud of it. Did this new face mask where did I get it from? The dollar store. It made my baby hairs fall out and now I'm scared it made my eyebrows fall out. I've taken it off everywhere except my eyebrows because I'm- Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please. Oh my god, it's like f*** What the f***? Oh My god. It all started when one dumb f*** met an even dumber f*** and they became best friends. The end. I could lie and say that my boyfriend just broke up with me for clout but in reality I fell asleep on the toilet at 3 a.m. for about 30 minutes and I took a video of me crying because my butt cheeks were really sore. Here we go again with another person saying oh if you're not happy here in America why don't you just leave. Once again, I didn't realize moving to a different country was free. You willing to find me a house or apartment and pay for housing? You willing to help me pay to announce my U.S. citizenship to get me the f*** out of here? Are you willing to help pay to help me move my shit over there? Oh you're not. Then shut your damn mouth. Because again, if I had the money to hop and move to Germany yesterday, I would have. Fires, you know how because there are three men in my phone right now that say they're in love with me and yet I still had to pay for my own haircut and my nails. Make it make sense. I just want to give a little laugh here to this little sheep boy. Sweet name by the way. But a 30 year old man doesn't want a 30 year old woman because it's just biology. Honey, did you even f***ing take biology? It's clear you didn't. I already know f***ing sh** out life. Good luck to you though sir. Good luck. Women literally risk their own bodies and their lives in order to create a child. But men think that ejaculation gives them 50% of the credit. So I just ended the best relationship I've ever had in my life because I felt the universe told me to and I have been putting off this conversation for the past week until he facetimed me and his face was right in front of my f***ing face and I couldn't hang up the phone until I told him the truth. So I just ended the healthiest relationship I've ever had because I knew that there was something better for me and I can't have it unless I make space for it. So I did and this is the first time in my life that I have been completely alone. My dog is dead and I ended my healthiest relationship. All I have is space now for all the blessings.