 Stomped her bottom jaw off on a gutter. Now. She looks like Sid from Ice Age. Oh, I love that little thing Welcome to episode number 24 Matt It's episode number 24 24 This is the fully actual podcast. It's the fullest like it's out of all the actual it's jerking Jesus It's fully Jesus like you can't get any more actual than the fully Because actuality is actioness and it's full of it. It's full. Anyway next week Wait, she didn't sing it was Jack that sunk. Oh Who's who's Jack Jack from fucking Titanic? Oh, yeah, yeah favorite movie Tell tell the kids what we used to do. Yeah We used to watch it and we used to fucking force ourselves to cry at the end of it It was hard to get emotional when we're in teenage years So we had to find different outlets and we found that one worked really well We really related with the characters. We're not even kidding. We literally would because we can't sleep at night We'd sit together and whoever could get a tear out one When the music hit the points where they're fucking shit was sinking and she's on the board and Yeah, God jerk and Jesus Fuck you Matt. What's your problem today? You've got a problem bring it up. Come on then What's your fucking problem? Is it? No, I was just checking you guys okay with the F Struggling there. What are you talking about Matt? What are you talking about? He's sort of it's leaning on leaning towards the Nah, I like it if you if you if you only actual that's how you actually pronounce it because that's you all the actual Give me a three two three Oh, yeah, um last week last week we've been filming show me again fucking wait Fun times and fun Webisodes because this is sponsored by the University of Michael We've got some good shit coming with Jaden and charming. Yeah, and the website vids. They're fucking they're getting good Like fucking get in there. It's two weeks free. You can see what I'm talking about I heard a rumor. You got a kiss out of Jaden And I'll go on out of show me. I've got a fucking colesaur now. Yeah. Oh my god. I've never had one on the outer lip What's that mean? Self-mysteries What happened last while yeah, so we filmed shit loads and and gone by our website Yeah, fuck it. Come on. It's getting more and more harder to grow more and more rules happening censorship cancel Jackson's fucking the world's in let us be Jackson's Instagram account got deleted. Oh, yeah yesterday And he's fucking stressing out trying to get it back and like yeah fucked up Can't do nothing these days without someone saying that's not going on goal That's not going down my scary shit. You're enough strikes. You're done. I don't even know how many we've had but we've had a lot We have our university. We have a lot of Squad to this you are the reason why we do these podcasts which we do for free cuz I get demonetized But we want you to get to know us because we fucking love that you can donate to something that we want to do and that we Love we just we just ran into a lovely young chap walking at JB hi-fi I was beautiful lovely young chap showed us He's a fucking subscriber of the university member and he loved our latest video where Michael shout on the floor and slapped it with His hands or it's sprayed everywhere. That's what you want. You want it out of me. That's what happens That's what he does. Oh And even oh, it just it doesn't end there. We have been getting more into the role-playing What was the latest one the fucking okay how to bully so I had a bully We don't promote bullying but we show you techniques of what bullies have done in the past and probably these days too Just figure out which one works the most effectively, but then we tell you how bad it is at the end because yeah We just it's awareness. Yes, and it's just it's just a fucking It's that's our comedy. Yeah, we did where I lifted him off the ground and how you know how you were upset at the toilet Yeah, my head was in Had my eyes closed I had to wash my face Maybe maybe it's gonna get infected and you're gonna lose your lip. You have a little shit little poo infection shit Fucking shit stains on that thing. Thank you for whoever Shawn you bless your soul You're your company's coming to clean this out Shawn is the cleaner with the bond clean. Oh, yeah, his company Jim's cleaning. I think it is. Thank you, Shawn Yeah, sorry about that, but I'll pay you a bit extra. Hey, yeah, I wonder like what like imagine see the Someone fucking walks in it's like it's almost like surely these guys are just fucking taken the peers It's just real life dude. That's my every day When you're here, it's like oh, it's just it Michaels place. He won't mind cuz it's fucked always It's our last week here guys our next podcast you see will be in a different location. Luckily. We've got oh This is the last podcast in this fucking little shit fuck with we might have a new table Maybe more fucking Hercules god damn it every morning. Yeah, holy shit. This is the last podcast in this house Yeah, and last podcast with the rickety table. That's yeah, we're gonna get a new one. Sorry about that. Oh, I like it Oh, I think it's yeah, yeah Jesus wants to get out of here He's done So yeah, that's that's what's on the website. Tell them about what Julian said today So Julian is out like he's a new editor and to a degree He's fucking he's been helping us out and he's he's comments today were Where's my desk? We basically took off half of the fully that we took off the fully part of fully actual Which is the symbol that's the front of the desk and we don't have any chairs here apart from these shitty stools And no a wheelchair is what he used Yeah, so he has a wheelchair as his chair and then we have to push all this shit to the side and He just has to go to work in this dark fucking there's no the lights don't work these lights are just lights We've bought never realized how I like pressing it would be yeah, and it's like yeah I get so dark like everything's just so fucking we just don't care about shit Funny when someone comes in and points everything out. It's like fuck. That's hilarious. How little we care about our fucking Possessions and material things are fucked But like everyone's like why aren't you worried about your couches your fucking your beds? They're just things Well, we tried it now we're getting better Matt. We're getting better Sorry fucked it three That's what I care about these days, but I'm speaking of Matt He's fucking he has been researching has he Let's just see what Fuck off with the gun. I want to listen to your research This is important glasses on do what you want. This is important work So yeah Matthew's been researching not that hard this week be honest man Not as you don't not as much effort as you usually put in I must say but nevertheless you put in a good four hours on this day in 1999 Tony Robbins was rushed to emergency when his chin doubled in mass in a matter of hours Doctors diagnosed him with massive chinitis and started treatment immediately The diagnosis became serious when they found bits of chin in his blood and stool His chin was taking over his entire body He was taken for for emergency chin surgery and after an 18-hour operation managed to reduce his chin size with an axe Tony remains on chin medication to this day and hits his wife sometimes Wow Apparently chicks like big jawline, but not chins maybe no no yeah like that sounded like you know It's getting serious when they need like axes to Surgery Matt, what do you reckon? What did you do? That's your opinion on your way you found that when you were like Where are your sources from you fucking can't well? Um, I heard that People who are transgender tend to shave their chins down so it's possible to get you can shave your chin bones Apparently. Yeah. Wow. I wish I had a big potato And your um your Adams apple, too, you can show you can do a lot potato peeler They used to get a root like a really sharp potato peeler and just Kink there do I have a kink? I want to have it. No, you're not. No, you're straight as a book feminine You're a straight as a book if you do that you can see it. Oh Wow Is that what that makes the noise no, it's not is it? It's it's from Adam and Eve. That's what they bit Anyway moving forwards On this day in 1993 Oprah Winfrey's fat. She's not like morbidly obese, but she's at a stage where it's not healthy Every day at 3 p.m. She has like cake and coffee and stuff and she usually eats clean But it's the bad habits like that to keep the weight on her that bless She doesn't really exercise at all other than walking to the fridge and back ha ha ha ha Anyway, she hasn't replied to any of my dms. So she's a bit of a bitch, too That one's satanic that's pretty dark in a bit on there. So it's fair Matt What were you fucking watching black magic shit again? Sounds like you're taking something else a little personally and sort of just having her She's a star they're not much research there really is it people are there in issues I think too many fucking alcohols and drugs and like yeah, come on. We're not into that Matt come on. We don't Sorry guys. We're not we don't like fat-shaming and that shit fucking you seriously We're not into any of that fat-shaming stuff. Sorry. I want three trees consecutively three three Three Two out of three the first one wasn't no I was doing this I wasn't doing the motion So I get that on this day in 2013 Elon Musk wound down his car window and screamed abuse at a group of children Fucking stupid little piss fucks piss off. You fucked up bitches He yelled at the top of his voice the kids were all deaf and therefore weren't affected by the abuse But if they weren't deaf it probably would have affected their lives in a very negative way One of them may have even become a school shooter later on that year. It's about it doesn't matter about that it's about You know and that's a great point Matt. It's a great point that you make that someone could have been It's about Become a school shooter later that year. Yeah Yeah, you know you're getting it. Dude. You're like as dark as you can go. You're working your way up And you fix it up you fix it up everything starting to connect Connected it's like connecting it up to a spider web pulling through and everything Charlotte you've watched Charlotte's web. You love that movie large balls of cotton wool. Do you understand what I mean? Trust you trust you On this day in 2018 Morgan Freeman and his voice broke up Morgan's voice was cheating on him with some bald woman who lived next door the break up was incredibly messy and Morgan's voice doesn't even want to work with Morgan anymore That's why Morgan hasn't done any movies lately cuz he's got no voice His voice has recently moved into the bald woman's house and can be heard fucking the bald woman in a Disturbingly aggressive way Meanwhile Morgan is taking offers for a new voice and is considering Margaret Thatcher's voice and he's no longer a free man Oh That's pretty good. How do you get that? Oh, I want you on my lap. It's research I'm not on the lap. I'm not on the lap Jesus can get fucked In the cow so about the cow my bozzlies are alarmed It's okay, Bosley. Everything's okay. We're nearly finished. Okay, and then I'll take you home I'll feed you your special dinners now that you get. Hey, it's extra perks. What do you spend on him a week now? It's like a hundred bucks. I reckon you get some steak like a kilo. How much he's owned it He's owned this life. Yeah, he's a great fucking Maddie. Yeah, bring the cow back Jesus can stay We had a bit of a same-same Next segment has been renamed to Oh That was so demonic we should bring Jesus back actually, so that's fast what happens when he's on the ground ever since the fucking Weegee boy She's gone down man, and of course is a segment where we just answer questions that you guys are fucking sending by Instagram like our main account. I'm Michael. That's where you send them to and that's where we find it That's what's happening right now. Big Bodoya. Oh, big Bodoya. Yeah, black Photography Michael, would you rather someone talked to you about NFL every day or forever have really slow internet? NFL And AFL they're all the same soccer. I can handle maybe Handles on talking about fucking soccer for half an hour every day Like not like maybe half an hour Snap minutes in What about the Denver Broncos, man, how about them Fords man? Wendell fucking talus can't No, I just don't get it. Yeah, probably slow internet. I need it for my job I'd have someone lecture me about NFL for half an hour a day. That's all right If it means that we can upload comedy videos to make our fine fellow friends laugh No, what do you think Matt? I think you do well with NFL because you're not really Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it's not so Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi if it's NRL. You lose your mind Yeah, to a degree one of the funniest things you ever said it was one of the first funny things you said to me I think I don't know where we were but we're watching football and you walked in and you said has anyone thrown a forward pass yet? I Because we all love like football like well I don't watch it anywhere near as much as I used to but we all like football and Michael's just always just fucking Whenever we're watching the fucking footy But I can't talk because tennis is just as much as a fucking shit show. I love watching tennis to Yeah, tennis is better to watch but like I don't want to brag about a sport is a sport and it's just a sport You've been getting into UFC. I have I did say But it's the slapstick comedy I like seeing people get hurt Would you rather swim 10 meters in a pool full of period blood or wear an adult diaper? Full of period blood as a face mask for 30 minutes Dude, I probably go the oh you probably get consoles. I do the swim, but I wouldn't put my head under Oh my god, and I hold my breath because it's only 10 meters. I could just do that in a blast Yeah, true. You're 30 minutes. It connects with you It's so you are like instead of the green face mask Jim Carrey. You're the red face mask. Oh, that would be so far You become Red Skull. Oh, yeah All right Jill Graham and this is Instagram is JL Graham 80 times How much money would it take for you to stay in a tent alone in the woods for a night Fucking nothing. I do that if oh, I love my yeah, okay Yeah, like depends if it's haunted like the Blair which I find it just a really big tree and just fucking climb it And then just wait for the morning I could have a tent like I didn't need money for that. Oh I guess yeah, you can have a 10, but fuck it would be scary I do it for like maybe five grand think about those backcountry hunters like What's I was a guy adam green tree who goes out for like 20 30 days on these hunts in the wilderness You know with bears and shit roaming around that would be terrifying Dude, we should do that. We should that we should just get fucking Get dropped off in two different parts of a wood Alone and film and see if we can get out All right, I'm in it's happening next year by the way guys. We have big plans for some Fucking competitions galore some beautiful shit It's gonna get better Just give us time It's about time you got kicked out fucking hell This has been they've never ever by the way taken There is just piles of palm leaves They never gave us a green bin ever We asked for when I was here. I asked for one It's been like because they'd fucking get it when they inspected it in the cool palm leaves I was like, what are you doing inspecting the place? It's not on and it's both parties I'll say I did a bit wrong too. We have all the dark. We have all wronged. Yeah, but hey look We won't we won't we threw a bit of blame there. No, but just Look, we're getting fucking professional bond cleaners in we're paying We're bond Bong but yeah, we've done something to the core to the structure. They asked that Yeah, no, we have not They've got faults in the plums. Look, that's why there's fucking at least faults in the plums the plumbing They're like either way either way we're paying we're paying the bond for cleaning And that we probably won't get the bond back. Yeah Anyway, that's just sorry, but no, thank you for letting us live here, but they can't they can't take money off the bond Fuck you Hercules your neighbor is fucked my mornings. God The manatees are wanted to set the hose on that thing. So mad You try and sleep and it's like right at the door It's like in your ear and then the fucking broken thing that owns it Doesn't understand that that might be annoying really annoying to the people who live next door to you So pick your fucking dog up and it starts barking and bring it inside Don't wait for us to get angry and say come and get your dog now you you fuck and sorry we we make loud noises in our podcast We're a little Fuck then you can probably hear what we're saying now and you're crying because you don't live with anyone Don't do it for hours. It's just there's little bursts of pranks that happen where I get a bit mad at her And she gets a bit mad at me and then it's over. It's not a constant Yeah, at least we're aware of it. Like we we like try and try and keep it down a bit, you know Yeah, anyway, I'm fucking it's been a long Long couple years here with that fucking thing that's meant to be a demi god It's not it's the devil itself Oh Fucking you Hercules and the fucking thing that owns you I wish there was one because you're not it Oh, okay All right, our follow-up question to that one last night a dj last night a dj last night a dj on the floor on the floor Yes It was on the floor Hunter hook also known as Instagram crossbow hunter 28 Before I just felt a nibbling at the throat All right, so you guys have a favorite game to play or I love you guys and I love the post you keep it up a favorite game to play Oh, we used to love when we travel we used to play tag Like we'd like to get out of castles. Yeah, we'd like we'd be bored and not drunk. So we're in europe traveling in these like fucking beautiful monasteries and Really old fucking ancient respected buildings and where we're four other mates So it's us to like just fucking six of the sickest fucks. We were like 20 year old dickheads. We're still dickheads But we were so attention-seeking. We were disgusting. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm sorry But yeah, I was I so I ate my shit that trip. Yeah, I know to wake us all up Yeah, because I was yeah Anyway, yeah, we used to play tag So we're in like this castle I remember we were just about in to get into this castle in Prague And we're all excited about getting in and the line was boring and there's this open area just before you get in the castle I'm like, fuck this and we just started playing tag because that was our game you tag someone Yeah And we got so competitive with it even though we were just hung over 20 year old dudes, right? It would have looked so sickening Imagine people would have just thought we were fucking mentally ill. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I'm pretty sure people think that And you know what we might be yeah, we haven't got tested yet, but we will yeah I think we want to get tested for all maybe it should be a website video. Maybe it should just well depends what the results are I think Um But yeah, we played tag and then we got well just about to get into The capital of the Czech Republic Prague's castle on the hill and we never got to see it Yeah, that's right tag The whole reason for me going to Europe is I wanted to see cars So what happened? We never did any so they just said get the fuck out and then we went to the bars That we never did any the only sightseeing we did was fucking pub crawls And then other than that, we're just we're only awake at night. We didn't really go to Europe We were just there in dreams. Yeah, we were there, but we didn't really see when we were there We were just so fucking We were there for like a hundred days and I can drunk like 90 Two times out of five Probably not one out of two. We were out alive 50% Yeah, and don't just the reason we do this is so you don't have to Because we're not happy all we are I think But yeah, there you have it science. I guess Banes has asked Is that Hercules? Not Hercules doesn't have my number yet I haven't given it to him yet. He stressed me out. I don't know if he was texting me because he overheard us How confusing would that be if a message from Hercules Came through. Yeah. Hey, I heard what you guys were saying. I thought we were friends I'm only talking to you guys trying to catch up on the daily activities And then randomly you guys get angry now and mum comes out and has to bring me inside and then she hits me She hits me and says don't you'll get us killed. I don't want to get us killed Hercules. Stop that They're crazy. They're murderous. I've seen it. They're disgusting. You stay away from the Hercules We sound but like fair on their point. We sound like we are fucked up Yeah, and fair enough, but we don't bark for hours But like oh if my neighbors were fucked up That's even more reason to let your dog bark through their fucking front door She's gotten better since we've had lashing outs at it. Yeah. Yeah, which understands. It's rude. It's rude as fuck I just like dogs bark. Sure when someone comes for a minute or so not for fucking 15 20 minutes Come and shut the fucking hours for me now Literally 7 a.m. To 9 30 a.m. If I want to have a sleep in is just to fucking barking Seth Sometimes I'll do knocks on the wall and she can hear the knocks on the wall. That's how close we are Fucking shit I'll knock three times, you know I'll cough at night and she hears it Like fuck me, dude. It's yeah, I hate Fair enough. Sorry. We fucked your place a bit But we'll pay for it. We're trying and just you shouldn't let us be you should never have let us come inside We uh, it was years ago. It was like three years ago that I moved in here first, remember? Yeah, and then you moved But we didn't do that. It's not that bad and we're gonna clean it fine It's just fucking there's a few holes and the light bulbs are out. That's so easy to fix It's a few holes. It's don't work now. Yeah, and the plums are all fucked Yeah, but that's their fault. Let's see the bathtub is falling through the fucking top of the roof Really? Like yeah, look look it's fucked. Yeah, all the water stains are passed. We asked about it And like imagine if like one one time you just try to have a shower in the bar And then you just fall from the sink all the time. Oh, that would be so funny There'd be a if you can get it on film, but we wouldn't have that we we need to set up a camera now It's rolling 24 seven. There's a fucking hole there. Yeah 24 seven in case that happens because that'll be yeah That's a good tiktok video Worth it. Is that's monetized if we bought bought a house we could just do that. How crazy is that? Dude one day. Dude. That's why we continue the university of michael. Help us out guys We can do the bathtub through the floor thing Yeah, that's shit. You know fuck. All right veins. We follow you veins He's asked how long has michael been a drugged vanilla bean Oh, this is from the story you put up the other night. Remember how You put a story of our podcast up and then I sent you a message. So i'm saved in mighty's phone as drugged of michael is a drugged vanilla bean Vanilla bean because like i've never been out in the sun really and i'm pale as shit Yeah, and he's and just and the the past of me. It's been pretty clean lately. I haven't done pot I'll have a few drinks now and then haven't touched. We haven't done hard drugs for yeah months now What is it months? It's better. Why it's a fucking put it there pal So, yeah, that's why next question is from lukip seven eight seven Hey, mighty michael What made you quit tennis and start this career because tennis is fucking shit? Tennis coaching lifestyle. No, look, it's not cheap. We did meet some cool people and we like yeah We're tenet. We have actually we should be grateful for tennis is awesome It saved our lives tennis is but like the best sport in the fucking world and we should never have given it up The way I look at life is you know when you go to work and you've got to change your personality To act in a character to be like this really professional polite nice It's an enthusiastic But yeah, we are happy about this shit, but you're at work and deep down you're like fuck Why am I here? I shouldn't be I want to stay in bed or kill myself That's like if you feel like that in your job I'll get it Yeah, the thing. Yeah, the thing is yeah You have to be like because you're in charge of kids and like you have to yeah or anything It doesn't have to be kids if you are at your work and you're pretending to be something You're not fuck that off because you're not happy. You're not being you I want to just be a silly billy with her and I love Matt Brown in the background. I get to feel him up now He does that sexual harassment in the workplace It's fun to just be you and like I just want to be silly and I love that you guys are finally Helping us to make us be silly. It took a long time to get this But just don't be forced to be something you don't want to be and me and her Didn't want to be tennis coaches. That's why me and her made this fairy tale fuckery up So we can get away from trying to be something that we're not Because it's it's hard work pretending to be Happy when you're not So just fucking find something that makes you and guarantee you to a degree when you get that happiness Doesn't solve the mystery. It just makes it a bit easier to deal with life in whole God well said well said God anyway Three right So yeah next question just that was a buzzword. So you made it Oscar Dot Hicks Why did you agree to put permanent shoes on your feet? Why not? They're your fucking feet and it's funny. It's a joke. It's a funny joke It made people laugh and I don't care about and we still get laughs like we walk at walking around the other day Walking around in thongs at fucking people look down and like fucking that's they fucking Crocs on your feet. Yeah, actually one of the best bits of your upcoming video is when marty was like We're wearing the same shoes. Oh, yeah, because I was wearing connies Yeah, he was literally wearing the same design connies as me And I was like scared about something because we had to get in a river with rocks And he's like dude You've got shoes on just like me. Anyway, you've got to watch the vid go this fucking university learn Fuck Hey dos w was marty jealous when a cow is eating off michael's head during the human skill tester video No, I'm not jealous. I um I'd already I'd already those cows are and greg if you're listening. I'm sorry. They're weak animals Okay, they are old and That they're weathered. They're just they're so old grumpy pricks I don't like them at all I'm I've never said it to your face greg, but if you're listening to this Fuck you for having those cows there, man They are like it is like fuck you greg Hey gregs. Fuck you, man That feels good He's got a lovely little family He's got a lovely little family Oh, I don't want to say the name, but it's so tempting. This is so deep Oh, that's pretty fucked maybe cut that corner. I don't know you feel it If you can be a human body parts, what are you? Um, I reckon the bum She feel more tender get to be sat on seats. You feel pressure Especially if you're a female bum, they're a bit bigger. You just be like happy You never get to see a girl shit. I'd be a brain so you can get high Wow, that's good. Sorry I'm changing why yeah, I'd be a brain kai mccloud for marty. What extent would you go for to fuck matt brown? um depends like It goes through moments for me like if I'm on Like certain things he does it sends me on fucking frenzy. He sends you on fire Sweating profusely Especially he looks so cute. I love him with beans on he's so calm and collected He's setting concrete. He's about his ideas He's his his he's here He's here with us For michael, do you think you would be a good father figure? I reckon I'm a great uncle. I don't think you'd be surprised michael, but yeah, I don't think we'll ever know Yeah, I like I don't know we'll see I'm like I love from friends kids. Obviously, you know I fucking love them, but I love putting them back in their shelf Yeah, put them back in the shelf and then you go fucking watch your own vids Get them views up. Yeah. No, like maybe I just Look after yourself before you can look after something else next question from james moshie What's the closest you've come to death? Oh Was probably this fucking what we've gone go to season one We tell you about the water thing Yeah near death experiences You've probably had the electricity cutting through the fucking electrical. We almost died there and our safety switch saved my life Class A drugs that we've overdone a bit. We should have died on certain occasions. Safety switch saved my life The dvd Yeah, yeah, there's been heaps just go back to All our previous podcasts and you can hear them in the story times of podcast season one But yeah, it's probably been a good five to ten That especially it's based around water with me Something with water that i'm connected to when i'm fucked up. I just want to Slippers to the closest watering hole to get a drink And I fall asleep and then he rolls any tumbles in the slippery little snake I'm a water sliver snake What are you doing matt? Matt don't fucking touch shit during shit Fuck the next question from jaykid scott dickerson Have you guys ever considered making a movie based on your science experiments? Yes, we spoke about this today We've got like over nine hours where the footage we're working out just on our facebook page I'm pretty sure I can't wait to like have an actual production team. Yeah, but we can really believe in it because We need a crew. We need a crew Matt Okay Yeah, dude, like but like movies don't sell all like social media sells right like at this point in time Yeah, we're not media is bigger than tv To a degree you can't even go to the movies no more We're on stand by the way. Yeah, we found out we're the ridiculousness episodes are on stand and we're on one of the episodes or two of them, right? So Fuck so we're on tv. We are tv matt Yep, well, we have been on tv before I guess for briz 31 That's not tv. That is like the lowest of fucking it's tv. I count it It's community. We were in the shot down now. We were in the tv We were in the tv guide too. So it's like it's pretty crazy. Really? Yeah, do you remember when you were a kid and you used to get the pay for the dvds? I mean the tv guides. Yeah, fucking loved them Now they're fucking really good. They were in the back of the paper sunday It would come in the mail and like you're like, holy shit, and you'd look at how's my how's my weekend to be planned Yeah, and you get so excited poppa brown would get quite aggravated. You're your dad Yeah He get quite angry if the if you got a paper and the tv guide had been taken out Is it was it the sis or you that's taken it? Oh, no, like some random would have just taken it What the fucking mailman's gone. Oh wait, there's so many i'm delivering Yeah, people come on they take you fucking tip me god. Yeah, they're very important Because if you drop them you don't know what to watch remember kids We had no internet back then really the computers were something of computers were stupid dickheads Computers were just bill gates. They were just small wooden chairs computers back in our day Now they're systems and robots back in our little straw wooden hats. It's shit. It's shithole I'll fucking box boxes of grass Yeah, to a degree in farms. Yes, I agree But yeah, it was so exciting the tv guide you'd plan your week out you'd see on friday night Maybe fucking remember the fugitive with fucking Harrison would be on and go. Oh my god. It was not me. It was the one I'm man It was always like a lucky random that you'd never know what movie was coming on But it was always you just watched it even though what matter what yeah. Yeah, you have to deal with it It wasn't oh fucking I had no choice. There was just no There was no tv on demand if you didn't like it you missed out for a whole week all the kids are like I don't know what to watch and then they just end up fucking go on a jordy shore Fuck jordy shore. They're all Fuck And that is the end of the question segment now we move on to our next segment We scurry across like this and our little hands do a little dance cross tab like this Oh, we found here. Is it a box? Yes, it's a box. It's That's a new segment name change. This is the p1 boxing and we've got a box Be careful, dude. This is yeah, it smells some smells already. Oh wait. We should probably read this out because this might be um They might they might no no they might want a shout out. You know what I mean? You smell that already they might be a shout out listen ready. That smells like anthrax This is from just liquor Okay, I think that's a company or something. I think they've sent through some sort of liquid It feels like a bottle inside here, but we'll see it could be a bomb. Oh, I can taste it in my mouth Yeah, I know it's It tastes like chips Hot chips on a summer's day Securities securities aware bozzley's just sat up upright. He's like fuck. What's going on here boys? You better not be fucking touching that shit that shit's fucking dangerous written all over it. Look at his face Look at his fucking face. You can't believe fucking smelling over there, mate. Hey Oh That is strong pong. Yeah. What the fuck is this? Sorry, dude. I'm scared. I sent it to ourselves I wanted to kill us. I love it when we get big packages It's exciting. That makes me feel like it's a thing park or something That's something nice. I think oh, thank fuck. Look how fucking suspicious we are If anyone hates us to send us anthrax and we'll be killed in it. Oh, don't please don't send us in paranoia Please don't send us anthrax Oh, hello, that's mine. Okay. This is from just liquor. Okay. Now. This is uh, I guess Try it. This is alcoholic lime soda flavor Why does it smell so beautiful? Yeah, I thought it was like a scary smell, but it's actually really a delicious smell And this All right. Hey boys, send us a dm so we can hook you up with more. Yeah drugs What the fuck is this? Yeah, there is like this alcohol. You sick fuck. I get the same thing. Um, yeah, so guys go check out Um, just liquor as well. We're going to and we're gonna fucking And we're gonna fucking have a fucking nip right now, bro. I'll tell you that much for free They're from sydney. Is that right? All right, lime and are they from sydney? I don't know. They're fucking it smells amazing I've just googled lust liquor and it says best mates from sydney northern beaches. That sounds like a fucking name That sounds like a mark and nick lust liquor is a great name. Is yours the same flavor? This is all lime and soda Let's have a fucking nipperoni a you shoot a fucking shotgun that you dumb fucking dog. She can't Mmm. It's like it's not too sweet. It's not too sweet. Yeah, it feels like healthy Oh, well, look at that. There's like no, there's no sugar at all Okay, this kids if you're gonna do alcohol Actually, wait see a you're gonna get fucked and then get fucked on just lust I imagine if that was their slogan if you're all gonna get fucked up get fucked up on lust love get lust Um, their drinks are actually quite low in calories. They were Yeah, we'll promote this shit. Yeah, so liquor guys. This is great So, um, basically they were unable to find an alcoholic drink that was low in calories So the 20 year old students dropped out of there Dropped out and made their own liquor nine months later. They were in a big warehouse stacked with liquor Um, I think it's a vodka based one. You can tell they're clever boys by just what they've done here Very clever. Yeah, it's yeah, it's low in sugar carbs and calories Do you want to do stunt time or fuck it? We don't have time. Oh, damn it. We're out of time So guys getting scary. We're pretty scared to subglue these to each other's hands and then high five But maybe it could be a little slight. Yeah, we saw mail into one. Like, oh, fuck that's not a bad idea Yeah, watch mainland shit because fucking how I can't believe fucking Tyson big Ted Machine took fucking a whole hand filled superglue to mainland's hand To his hand and there was one stuck in his hand. Do you know how sensitive that? Yeah, yeah, I've taken him to the feet the foot Underneath but he's like the seventh strongest man in Queensland. So he should be able to take it He's got a big, he's got a big, he's got a fucking big, but like probably I can't like felt it We're scared this week and we're going to use the question time is Is a time appropriate? Oh, no, we're running late. We're running late. We got twitch later, man We've got to get it. Yeah, we do. We do have twitch as well though. So and remember guys If you want to go to our twitch and see us play games and we don't make money off that either We just want to fucking have just want to give you something to watch, you know It's distracted from this flu. I mean covert Yeah, it's so bad We need to save the world Fuck you All right, our next and final task is to bring down the hierarchy Where do we begin boys dominoes? Yeah That's what I'm thinking That's what I'm going to try and do. I'm going to try and bring down that dominoes hierarchy from the inside I pee everywhere Matthew on over the floor him we himself uh in that funny in that funny In that funny of me your kids. I go. Oh god. They're crazy You always that as you go to it's like it's german. Yeah, I don't know what that is. Did you meet her once? No, I don't know what that character just comes out sometimes. I'm sorry Dude, she lives within the base of my skull I don't want to piss I want to piss so bad. I all want to piss Actually, if you stop complaining the the prank call will start and I know And then it'll be okay. I'm gonna be brave. What about asking for different to add different ingredients I've done it before but it's quite funny. You can do it again If you just you just you order a patient you ask that if you can add ingredients But ask for ingredients that are completely not on the menu like cat meat or something like that Do you know what I mean? And but start off not like a bit normal like banana pills And but then start going into really like intense ingredients like Hey, man, can I just place a um pick up order, please? Yeah, sure. What would you like? Um, can I please get um This is the dominoes, right? Yeah. Yes, right. I'm just looking at your menu. I haven't ordered from you guys before I'll just get a large pepperoni And And just can I add um some um, do you guys have egg? Eggs. Oh, no, sorry. We don't right. Okay. That's okay. Um, and um, I'll also get um Look, I'll get a garlic bread, but can you guys um sprinkle some leg hairs on it? Yeah, sorry Can you can I get some garlic bread? Um, and I'll like I'll get another meat lovers, please and um Meat lovers and arm about two meat lovers. Yeah, and arm And what sorry and arm? Yeah We're just and um like two meat lovers Just two meat lovers. Oh, yeah, and um, just I'll just repeat the order. Yeah One pepperoni with barbecue sauce two garlic bread and two um barbecue meat lovers and um And what sorry and well the two meat lovers and arm And arm. Yes and arm and arm What arm like Fuck like, you know arm like and arm like everyone Like arm. Can you add that arm on? And arm mouse fit There's a mouse having a fit. I have to leave We need detailed pranks and we need ones that aren't so hateful on your enemies Even if they have ideas for dominoes, I welcome that too. Yeah, just whatever just just light heart a little fun things Not nothing. We don't want to get like scared the fuck out of me at all We just want to make like remember the prank call we did on the mom about a dog She liked that. It was so cute people people like pretending that they're complaining on their neighbors That sort of shit's always lovely and anything like along those lines would be just great. So yeah, thanks guys Yeah Yeah, it's been it's been good. We are the best. 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