 So going from now, this is extraterrestrial, which is going to be something that people will see that the title be like, What the fuck? Nobody's heard of this. I don't think so. Now, the reason I've heard of it, and this is funny because I think I've got enough references that at least someone here will know what I'm talking about. So community season three, Bringy, that's what I'm going to start with. The only person here that I think will even know what I'm talking about. In their biology lessons, there's this episode where they have like a CSI sort of thing where a yam is murdered. Yeah, yeah. I remember that episode. And they have to figure out who did it. A yam? Yeah, it's funny. Like it's obviously play for loss. And there's this army dude who, ex-army dude who brings in his like commanding officer or whatever in his Michael Ironsides. If anyone here knows who that is, I think. Yeah, he's the voice of Sam Fisher from Splimasil. He's best known for rad check in Starship Troopers, I think. And he was in total recall. He's... Yeah, I... He's Richter. So when I saw him in community season three, years ago, I was like, what the fuck has he been up to? And I checked his IMDb. And I remember scrolling past a movie called Extra Terrestrial 2014. I was like, what the fuck is that? And I was like, yeah, whatever, fine. And then you fast forward to... Remember the Tucker and Dale vs. Evil? Everyone? Yeah, yeah. Uh, the guy who plays Chad in that film. I was like, I feel like I recognize him. I was like, what else is he in? Scroll through his IMDb and I was like, Extra Terrestrial 2014, what the fuck is that? What a weird film that I ignored it. And then the boys, season one, Popclaw, I was like, I feel like I know that actress. I was like, what else is she in? Check her IMDb. She's the main character in Extra Terrestrial 2015. I was like, what the fuck is this movie? Like it keeps popping up. I checked the premise and it's like, it's a slasher movie, essentially, but with aliens. I was like, really? Like, okay. Uh, fuck it, I guess. And like a week ago, or well, a month ago, I guess, from Timeline Tism. I was like, oh, watch this. Whatever, while I'm having some food, just get it out of the way. It's probably really bad because I checked the rates that it was. And then I was like, oh boy, after having seen it. This movie, this is perfect for a, just show my friends. That's how, that's why we're here today. It's perfect for Spooktober. Yeah. So now you know the premise, a bunch of the actors, who knows what's going to happen. It's going to be great. I think Adam, you said you'd seen it before, but can't remember shit about it. I've apparently seen it. I apparently rated this a one out of 10 on IMDb, but I don't remember anything about it. So this might just be a fresh experience. I think I might have repressed it from my memory. I don't know. It's a generous school. We'll see what happens. I mean, I'm excited. We're here to see Extra Terrestrial, of course, the sequel to Terrestrial. Yes. It should be great. It just kept popping up in my life. It wanted to be watched. And I was like, okay, fine. And here we are as a result. So is everyone ready? I'm ready. Yeah. Go. Terrestrial Revenge. Oh, God. Oh, is this it? Is this Universal? It seems like, oh, God, we started the film straight away. And it's like, I'm pretty sure this is the just who made it. Universal updated their title sequence. Oh, did they? I notice it's still going on. No, this is Orion? Oh, yeah. I was going to say, I think it's Orion. Wait, it is the movie? No, it's just the movie. Oh, shit. This was made by nobody. This was made by a floating. Nobody wanted to put their name on it. It looks like a condom. They were embarrassed. All right. This shows how much I remember already. It's like condom. It's hilarious. It is supposed to be. That's yeah. Shoot for the was shoot for the galaxy. Shoot for the stars as in fuck a celebrity, I guess. I just whack off to celebrities. I don't know. Wow. This guy's a dick. Wow, man. Yeah. How she looks like he'd think he'd let her. But they're closed. I can smash the window. I'm so glad we still have this phone book here. And when was this made 2014? Phone booth. Yeah, phone book. We told my right. Did I say book or phone? Well, either way, both of them are ancient at this point. Check out this camera, man. Spinning. Nice. Oh, my God. Is this Michael Bay? Yeah. Is this like an evil dead movie? What is this? I think I'm about to get a seizure. Oh, no. Music. Oh, wow. It's a little dated for 2014. I read the coming away from this movie thinking like, wow, what a blast from the past, even though it's like past being 2000s rather than 2014. Yeah, 2010 was the peak of the bomb. I think that was like inception right after district 9 and then everybody started doing it. What the? It was aliens? She must have made a really long distance call. Oh, this is a fucking Keanu Reeves time travel movie. What's it called? Yeah, Bill and Ted. I got Tucker and Dale in my head. There's another two character name movie. That was awkward. Well, he didn't get to come up and for being a dick. That's interesting. I would have. She's acting out right, banging on the door here. Wants to use the phone. And that does look like a discount youngish Keanu Reeves. How did they interpret that she wanted to use the phone? I don't think they said that she said that. She just said help. I guess because the phone booth was gone and she was gone. So she went to the phone booth. There must be how it was. She stole the phone booth. That shit was out of this world. Literally ha ha ha funny. There's our cold sheriff character who's got no nonsense about this shit. Ooh, money. Finders keepers in these parts. It's already worth getting out of here. She's a Nancy. Why in the fucking, why would you look up? He's asking God for help on how to solve the case. Oh my God, open of credits. It's been so long. We've got to get our money's worth out of that crane we bought. He's not a crazy guy. It's a guy with a ladder. My vicious brothers. Dude, you know, you know, the vicious brothers wanted this to kick off their, their, uh, this cinema. You guys see that new vicious brothers movie? The vicious cinematic universe. Oh yeah. What if they instead they just, maybe they decided, like, are we, are we going to put the vicious brothers or the brothers vicious? Movies don't like do this anymore. Not much, but I do appreciate opening credits and a lot of stuff though. It just, it really depends on execution. Well, they want you to get heights for the, the brothers vicious's new movie, Extraterrestrial. Was this music scored or was it royalty free? I feel like it was royalty free. It felt a little generic. So, wow. Well, so this is the thing. This is what this will be fun about this movie is it hits all the fucking tropes because it's, it's a, it's a product of its time. It's foreshadowing the inevitable probing. Oh no. See, again with very clever, you look to make a joke, but you've accidentally stumbled across something that's very done in this film. I mean, if you're going to make a fucking alien slasher, maybe. Yeah, I still, I honestly, this is all just completely new to me. I don't remember any of these characters, any of these shots, but apparently I've seen it. This is a movie that you would forget. It slips into all the other slashes of this. Well, I say this time, like 2014 is a bit late. This one squeaked in right at the end. Slashers haven't changed very much over time. True. There's like better horror movies now, but they're not really slashers. I like how what they've used instead of Skype is just the logo, but there's a G in the middle of it instead of an S. You see that? Guy. Yeah, it's Guy. Oh. I don't know. She said it was going to cross too much. You know, mom. I like all the green. Is that to symbolize aliens? Yeah. Green. Yeah. Look at the color choices. Set design for you, baby. Grab some things for me while you're out. Oh, that won't be used in the film. Checkoffs. There's a shotgun in the basement. Hello. Say hello to our to be killed cast of characters. What I find weird about these sorts of movies is that they play into the whole, let's create annoying, disgusting asshole characters so that the audience want to see them dead. But I'm always just like, wouldn't it be better if you made them endearing before killing them? Yeah. Except for the main protagonist girl though. She's always. Yeah, of course. The normal. Because this is the thing. Cabin in the woods makes a big point. I know. Jesus. Oh, you're making me fucking retards. I can't help but think about the. Really quiet. The loud part's really loud. I can't help but think of the every frame before's video where they explain like every generic film will just play music really loud that have a landscape shot of car traveling every single film. Yeah, you be unit, right? They just go and shoot Boston and then like that's it. The place they go to. Yeah, generic shots. We're always going to say is the main character being innocent girl who's kind of smart, but also kind of, you know, shit on whatever. It's like Cabin in the woods does all of the the trope characters. Is there a new one? Police car in the middle of nowhere. I got to tell you that is pretty high on the list of the stupidest things I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, you must be new to the force. Licensed. Well, we've had some disturbances around here. Break-ins, vandalism, animals being killed. Obviously you kids wouldn't know anything about that. What a weird stuff happening recently. You kids ain't mixed up in it, are you? You kids have been skinning animals alive. Have you gonna check your trunk for skinned animals? Damn college. You haven't been probing cows. Have you while you're in my town, you best behave? Are you gonna have to deal with me and you don't want to do that? Are we clear? Yes, sir. This guy does seem very imposing. He's so tropey, but like I will say when I was first watching this, I was like, hopefully that guy is competent and keeps like an actually reacts to things in a smart way. That'd be nice. Well, maybe he will, maybe he won't. Maybe weird things will happen and it'll leave you confused as hell. Yeah, April, when you said cavern in the woods, I thought this was going to be a total shithole. Come on, let's get our bags. Why? Wow. Why would you assume that? She started to rain. I don't think it was supposed to be raining. It's not a rain job, it started to rain. They're like, okay, we're going to get this last shot here. Oh, it's starting to rain. Fuck it. Go ask what the brother's vicious have to say about the rain. Imagine on set they demanded you call them the brother's vicious. That's not unlikely. I think fast fuckhead. Sweet warm beer bottoms up, motherfuckers. Do you like how obnoxious he is? Oh, the music. I just who do you think out of this cast is going to get the most horrible death? Oh, there are a few things as cringe worthy as compilations of filming your actors pretending to have fun and party when they're really being told to do it and they're just standing awkward. When you try and film them like dancing and shit and you have like choreography or coordination and the context, the context is she supposed to be collecting images for selling the house. So it's like all of that is useless. He said he figured it was coyote. So he replaced the fence is like, dude, your fence is not coyote proof. It's not very high. It has some pretty substantial gaps. Well, have a look at the wound. It's funny that he thinks it's done by an animal. Look at that. Oh, yeah. That's just what a coyote would do. That's I like the idea of a pretty clean cut there. A grizzly bag using a knife and a circular soul. Just like these parts. What the hell is going on in this town? That face is goddamn weird. So are we going to place wagers on if the dog survives the movie? You're welcome to. Obviously, I'll sit out of that wager. I don't think the dog's going to make it. I think so too. What do you think, Mel? If the dog survives? Yeah. Okay, not. All right, two, four, one. I don't remember anything about this. I'm on team white. So I couldn't even tell you. I don't know if the dog survives or not. My assumption is that the dog will know when aliens are around. That's pretty much a given. Yeah, trope. Yeah, intense, you know, things. Dog sense evil. In general, birds flying away from danger. Yeah. I would have expected that something would have jogged my memory at this point, but legitimately, like this is just a new movie to me. How old is this actress playing this supposedly much younger character? Well, so this is the interesting thing. In the 2019 filmed in 2018, the boy is she's playing like a washed up, unable to be hot anymore movie star soup. It is like just six years prior or something. She was playing like the young college student person. It's just like her. Yeah, she is. Oh, that's it. That's its own trope. You have these cheapo movies. We're a way too old actors. Yeah, not 10 year olds. I actually recognize her now. Whoa, there's a dude right there. Oh, it's a scarecrow. I caught me off guard. Oh, my goodness. So these things really do work. Jeepers over there. Is that Nixon? I have a file. You can't go through this. He spends this coyote proof. Coyote. Or is that a different thing? Oh, well, I say coyote. Well, city slickers call them coyotes, but we down here in the south, we call them coyotes. I'm going to look up because I freeze all satisfied with that. It is coyote. Yes. Oh, my God. Look, it's a weed palace. You know, when I was in search and rescue when we found stuff like this out and about, they said the first thing you do is you don't go anywhere near it because it's booby trapped. And it's probably protected by someone who wants to fucking kill you if you find it. Wow, just bags of weed. Dude, weed. Lameo. Oh, dude, you think they'd be OK with this? Just coming in here and stealing other drugs. Is she going to legit steal potentially from drug deal? Well, for definitely drug deal. It's funny of them that. Let's not be here. Yes. See, I would consider this like, oh, fuck, we're in someone's. Oh, my God. Stick this jumpscare. No, we weren't trying to steal anything. No, no, no, no. My dog just went back here and we came back to him. Been very chilled, considering I see my parents on a cabin right down the road. I she's she's almost smiling as she was saying that. April, Michael Ironside. And I haven't seen you since you're a knee high to a big bell. I haven't seen you since Starship droopers. Travis. Yeah. All right, Michael, we need you to play a crazy old washed up druggy man. No, no, no. Just bring whatever you're wearing. You look great. Is this you? I'm going to say that he's got guns in the house and they're going to come back here and find these guns and use them against the aliens. So when I was first watching it, I immediately thought like, oh, he's our little guy. He's going to be the one that will explain what the fuck's going on because that always happens in these movies is always usually an older person. Yeah, that lives by themselves. Yeah, like, I know what's happening here. I haven't done anything about it. He's kind of like radar on the left. Yeah, I hope it makes the the beeping noises and everyone's like, oh my God, what is that? It's getting closer. Boo. See, I would if alien. I'd be like, guys, you've clearly seen this movie before, but it's that trophy that you can predict all of it. Good and fair place. Look at this. The brothers vicious when they saw that they thought they nailed it. Part of the problem is I feel like aliens sufficiently intelligent enough to travel space can avoid radar. No, basically any detection by any human beings at all. Okay, you're acting really weird. Yeah, no, I'm fine. So I you're acting weird. Really? I'm gay. I'm pregnant. What are you doing? Really? All the places? This is the place? Yeah, seems like a really inappropriate time and place, but all right. I wanted to take you to the musty back room surrounded by furniture with plastic over it. She's clearly been uncomfortable this entire time. Also, he wasn't reading the signals. Devastated. He was hoping she'd sucked up a lot of that weed smoke. Get him like really fucked up and then propose. That's that's that's that's a plan. I I got a job offer in New York, New York, New York, but that's far away. Oh my goodness. The middle of May. What job? It's like a month away. I'm not going to tell this weekend, but then you ended up inviting a bunch of people over here. Why would they come between you and telling them that? I can't transfer that quickly. Yeah, it didn't stop his proposal. Yeah. No, Kyle. I didn't say that. I just like Kyle is really weird. Her news to him was going to be I'm transferring in such a way to such a place that you can't follow me and he's like, oh, so like you want to break up? She's like, I didn't say that. I'm such a fucking idiot. Yes, you are. If you're if your plan wasn't to break up with them, then wouldn't you just say, I've got to take this job. We could still be a thing. Oh, no. Let's get this motherfucking party. Fuck off, Seth. That guy swears every other sentence. Seth, you and your fucking warm. No, we thought you were so predictable. We assumed you would say yes. We're sorry. We assume that you had a healthy stable relationship, but we clearly did not have any of the facts in order at all. Oh, wow. Look at this shot. Oh, just now looking at this or is it like this is time travel now. That's the only explanation. She's just just going to poof away. That's exactly what happened in Bill and Ted. If you see that movie, it must be on his mind. Yep. Still can't see anything. I, you know, I would say maybe get the FBI involved at this point. Oh my God. This might be out of your jurisdiction. If only we had frame by frame of this earlier. Dude, he was so out of focus. That was a little too long to be out of focus at the beginning of that shot. The music in that scene was so intense and like a piece of revelation. It was a vicious. Why do they call themselves so edgy? It's really it's so weird to have parts of this movie found footage style. It doesn't really serve any purpose. Oh, it's really annoying because this this keeps going for a while. They don't have to use the good cameras. That's what I mean. It's just like there's no reason to do this. Maybe there will be some special effects sequences that work better and are cheaper. Yeah. If it's in fan footage style, that actually could be it. Oh boy. Yep. Oh my God. You were right. Wow. That looks exactly like it would in a camcorder. Oh my goodness. Yo, let's check it out. I was going to say it's so fucking difficult of people like this to be like let's check it out instead of like Jesus Christ. Call people call everyone. No, there's no there's no phone reception here. They established that at the beginning of the camcorder footage, they have a car. They can go and get people. Yeah. Well, the car is clearly working. So man, man, look at this. Look at this light in. Oh, what's this now? I like I like they just they just sprinkled some gasoline filming from a phone the entire time. There's a lot of like crank zoom shit going on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like it's come on this music 2014 also that phone would be much worse quality. But like, why did they do the cam up until this point for dramatic effects? I guess this is definitely not an airplane. Not a it's not a big prop that we made. Now might be the time to run away. You got it. Prop. It's just CG. Yeah. I was going to say, I don't think that's a prop. It also looks really, really, really small like the proportions of it are just we're going to start get the funny shit. The prop really planned it out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Really important that you guys see this. Yeah. I like how he's not he's not filming. Now. Now he is not filming. He stops filming at this point. Oh, that's not a backup. There you go. A relationship is way more important than this. Oh, look who's small the striders. Are those footprints? Are those footprints? No. Yeah, man. Why stay here? It seems like you should probably go to the town now. Yeah. If you know he's out there, I don't know why you're staying here. That's insanely stupid. He. Yeah, what the fuck? Maybe I don't know what the alien identifies as. No, the alien identifies as an unidentified falling object. Yeah. Unidentified gendered object. A huge yo. I don't want to think for sure it's not. This is definitely not. Why are you just turning the fuck sideways? She's filmed it the other way. Who the fuck are we going to call? 9-1-1, they'll think it's a fucking joke. I don't know, but we can't just stay here. You guys. Who are they going to call? You just show them the video. Those footprints were heading to this cabin. We're headed in this direction. So why did you come here then? They established this afternoon. Oh, no. Oh, good. The lights are out. He's going to flash and there's going to be an alien in one of the shots. Well, so this is the thing. I'm hoping Adam doesn't remember, but you guys are in for a treat when you see how our spooky foes look. Oh, I have no idea. I literally have no idea what they look like. I couldn't possibly have been in this place. Let's just say I went from being meh when I was watching it too. Oh my God. Get the shotgun. Yeah, that's all I was thinking. Very clearly, a completely different location. Like this is not the same basement. Oh, dog is detected alien. Would it have been way funnier if they still would be like actually fucking drunk like they were before? Well, yeah, that turned off straight away. Yeah, movies tend to forget about that. This could be a super creepy idea and a competent film. And dog was dead. Yeah, I know that. I was saying when I watch Cloverfield, I'm thinking about the girl passed out on the couch at the beginning. Like what did she what what happened to her? I want to see a movie where people are like tripping on acid and then a gigantic alien invasion happens. That's what I want to see. That's a nicely presented shotgun. Yeah, look at it. It's beautiful. It feels like a resident evil game like opening up this package. Oh, look at that. What did you learn how to do that? What stick a cylindrical object in a cylindrical hole? Yeah, she didn't that wasn't too complicated. But yeah, she's she's been. Also, did she cock it? My dad knew he's done. What? She cocked a double barrel shotgun? He bought a present. I want to know if she did that. He did the pumping noise on a double barrel shotgun. I'm so excited. It's fucking great. Oh, geez. There's a spooky alien. Lock it so that if we need to get out really quickly, we can't. Are they going to pop up right in front of the Is it still in? Well, we ever know why their ship just fucking crashed. I can't remember. I think they do throw out a random explanation for that. I can't remember though. I hope they had space. These aliens are feeling a little incompetent already. They just completely. Oh, dude. Now all these backwater loonies on this planet think we're idiots. You can't fly. I think we're allergic to water. These humans worship us. We've got to be cool. I just like the idea that I'd be like, guys, what are we doing right now? We're looking for daily. You're going to blast it with a shotgun. This is a very bizarre scenario. You're like confident it's in here. You have a vehicle, right? Like, let's just go. How about that? The front, maybe on the side of the basement. The only way we're locking this inside with us. That's our plan. The only vehicle that's working in this film is that their stupidity is a vehicle for the plot. Oh, nicely said. Whatever was in here, it's definitely gone now. It's definitely gone now. There it is. Oh my gosh. The tall boy. Slow motion turning around. Wow, you blew the middle of the door off. That's impressive. Yeah, did it make a tiger sound? I think it did. Yeah, it didn't make some kind of sound. Did I just hear a gunshot? No. Oh, is it going to pull up through the door? Oh, damn. It's going to be a hard snow on that door, bro. Yeah, you just destroyed the property value. Yeah, but it went down. You're trying to sell this place. Luckily, it's got this wall or basement. Just fucking get out of here. What's wrong with you? Is that blood? It looks brown. It's like cold blood. Mudblood. Oh no, it fell into the pool. Oh, is there going to be the dog in there? You don't even know if it came in peace. He fucking fell into the pool and died. Oh my gosh. He was doing the Jesus thing. Now they get the car out of here. All I did was kill your pet dog. The shotgun didn't kill it. I think it was allergic to water. Oh my God. This is in the signs universe. 911, what's your emergency? Yeah, we have a dead alien in our pool. What's the typical standard procedure for this? Just cute Elon Musk laughing at the dead alien in the pool. Oh my God, dude. Um, you know what? It's actually happening. Of course it happened. I think I think this humans one alien zero. Your fancy technology can't save you from getting shot with a shotgun, I guess. Maybe we were the aliens all along. Maybe you shouldn't walk around in the woods naked at night. Unconvenience. So can you see the space to the left? Right? Keep that in mind when they show where the trunk of this tree is. So I couldn't tell my first watch through if they're able to just drive around. Just moving a something. Move a giant tree. See where it's cut off? It's like, camera, just go to the little bit to the left. I want to see how much space is there. I feel like with five people, you could probably move it enough. Oh, maybe. It's tough. If everybody tried lifting one end of it and just like swiveled it over. I feel like it's worth trying at least. It's important that we solve this mystery right now. Camera, please just pan left. I just want to see if there's space. Do it. I dare you, you coward. Why don't these just start raining? Oh, it's the spaceship just above them now. I like that you got it about the same time. I think everyone does. You're like, oh, ships above them. Look how fucking long this takes. How strange. The rain is not on me yet. It is right here. It's a rain here, but not there. This is a really funny reveal. Oh, my God. This could be really cool in a competent movie. This idea that it's above them silently blocking the rain. It takes so long to look up. You killed our adversary. We were told that intimacy among humans was best done naked. The aliens are just exercising standard ground. This is royalty free music. Oh, my God. What just happened? Literally just standing there and you fucking shot him. Their car got zapped and it doesn't work now. And then the blonde girl just walks out for some reason. You give credit when stupid people are killed for stupid ways. Her thing is just, I don't know, I want to look at the ship. If you're going to exit the vehicle, you think you'd want to run away? No, she's in woods or something. That ass shot, though. Looks pretty. Oh, God. Yeah, it's a butt again. Like they don't even, he doesn't try to save his girlfriend. He closed the door like, well, he's made your choice. Stop it. Very hard to leave. Look, the rocks are moving around with it. She's so cool. Yeah, I feel like, I'll give you a whiplash. Yeah. They lifted her up so slowly at first. I feel, this is odd, right? But I feel like if this happened in real life, I'd get over it quickly. They were like, it's aliens, let's go. It's aliens, yeah. Into the woods we go. We always do. This was possible. Everybody run the same direction. Where is he going? Back to competent character. I think that he's out on a coal or some shit. Yeah, I heard there was a party. Oh, shit, I missed the barbecue. They're just abducting everybody. Those pesky aliens. It's just like, why did one of them crash? That's what I really want to know. Not just that. They get the weight capacity. They abducted somebody really, really fast. But also, why would they walk around defenseless in a human house? You know what I mean? Just like, oh, fuck. If a shotgun can stop them. Yeah. Why wouldn't he have just waited for his buddies to come and pick him up? Yeah, why are the buddies so slow? He was desperate to kill the dog. Okay. I hate it called space triple A. I feel like this is another trope of alien movies more so. The camcorder that catches something spooky. That can't look like Jacob Tromblay or whatever. Yeah. Couldn't possibly be. Is it? It looks so much like it. I was about to say that really does look like him. Maybe it's a sibling or something. I don't know. Yeah, because 2014, when did room come out? Was that 2018? 2017? Yeah, no. The room was like 2015 or something. I'm going to look this up right now. I like how the cup got. Oh my God. Oh my God. His family. There's like, oh, shit. Camera down. Oh, no, not blue screen. He was in this. I was right. Oh my God. It is Jacob Tromblay. Damn. Tromblay. I said Tromblay. He was in the predator. He really shouldn't have been. Yeah. But autism is the next step in our evolution. Oh my God. Wait, there's a shower. The burgers were so bad they shot blood. The aliens mistook the shower for the human toilet. Plastic mistake. Oh my God. Oh, shit, he missed. 8-7-3-2. I'm over here at Doudny Trunk. I'm requesting. Doudny Trunk? Hell yeah. What kind of a place is Doudny Trunk? It's a vicious place. Yeah. So next to Dead Scott Junction? Where the fuck is Doudny Trunk? It's my money. Who took it? Oh no, I'm asking you. Oh my God, these shots are so intense. Okay, she's definitely in mathematics. They want to know everything about us? Why don't they ask? Yeah, we have like encyclopedias. Imagine that. The aliens keep probing. One day one of the victims is like, try Google. They're like, oh my God. Like, look at this. Bring us to this. Terrible things in your mind just cut to like all the single furries. It never stops. You must be erased. All the furries of Doudny Trunk. He just goes back to his walkie-talkie. That's a nightmare. 547 is just a meth addict. So yeah, I mean, you know, if you were to pause here, you'd be like, damn, I want to see how this ends, right? Like it's so enticing. How will our heroes escape this miserable circumstance? Fuckin' talker, we are fucked here. Game over, man. We're not in the middle of nowhere. This is Doudny Trunk. Yeah, surely you can get to town on foot. Travis's place. Oh, Michael Einstein, help us. I like how they just, it almost seemed like they accidentally stumbled across. Oh my God. Yeah, they just realized they were there at that moment. How do you get into this scenario? It's so funny when the camera goes wide. It doesn't, like, there's a chair that looks like it where he was sitting. It doesn't make any fucking sense how this happened. They got in a heated political argument. Dead? Me dead? Next thing you tellin' me, coronavirus is real. I'll have it stired. I thought you was one of them Viet Cong sneaking up on us. See, it looks like he was watching TV. They came in and he just grabbed one of them and put a knife to it's throat. I was watching my 1950s television. Video. What video? You're gonna want to have this shot. No, that one shot makes me think he wasn't taking this seriously. He was havin' fun. Oh, he's holding it right. So did he start playing it? He figured it out. He had it locked and loaded. That was an intense, too stressful cigarette light. That wasn't no casual lighting of a cigarette. This cigarette means business. Fuck. Film is a funny medium. We don't have time for this conspiracy theory. Bullshit. Oh, yeah, this is a steal. You're on aliens and you're calling this conspiracy theories? Yeah, I know, right? But this is the exposition drop. Prepare. Yeah, here we go. Wow. Powers to be turn a blind eye to them abducting civilians and doing whatever the hell it is they do with them. And in turn, we get to run around down here as if we owned the place. It's a basic simple agreement with one card in a rule. Do not engage. And you... You engaged. They attacked us first, though. Yeah. They killed our dog. What the fuck? You engaged, unlike the proposal that you refused. Well, this is the... I told them to do it! Yeah, there you go. Yay! But he also said, like, there was an agreement between the humans and the aliens to let the humans do whatever the fuck they want, but you can carry on. And that you're not allowed to kill any of them. But I'm just like, how does this agreement work then? Because do the aliens just walk around doing whatever the fuck? Yeah, if no one... If no human knows about the treaty, then how can we do it possible? They left him responsible to communicate this to the rest of the planet and he did not do a good job. Yes, Michael Einstein was the only one. They were proud of that shot. For an ex-marine, he doesn't have very good trigger discipline. It's time to move. This is my winking arm. I can light up a glow stick in one, two seconds. Do you think he broke all of them by biting them? This is... Oh, definitely he did. We're doing two tropes at once here, which is you guys go on ahead. I'll delay him. It's my right to defend what's mine and nobody, not even little green man, is going to take that right away from you. Yeah, they weren't that green. I'm like, this is a crypto jackal, whatever it is. Well, in fitness, he hasn't seen them yet, right? But either way, the old badass gunman gets to have his moment. This whole scene is so fucking awkward when you consider that he's super old and super overweight. I always knew that I'd die here in my weed patch with my AR-15. Aliens are getting high. Yeah, I was gonna say. We've seen the tree get cut down, that animal slice and that there, but we never see what they're using. Like, do they have little ray guns? Hydraulics. Oh my... Like those water cutters. Oh boy, that's a spooky imagery right there. I don't like the noises they make. Yeah, it's weird. They don't sound very alien. They sound very similar. Hey, that's the only fan this movie has. I get it. This sold someone out there who likes this. Yeah, the vicious brothers. That's two people. What if it was one person that just credit themselves as a vicious brother? He has multiple personality disorder and he made this movie. Or he actually tries to live two lives. What if he has a brother and he just wanted to share the blame? It wasn't just me. It was like, listen Carl, if you tell them that I made this movie, you're going down with me. It's weird that these hyper-advanced aliens are naked. Yeah, just running around like fucking animals. Yeah, they don't have any weapons or equipment or anything. Oh my goodness gracious. The roof collapses on him. At this point I was like, it's weird how much bullets work on these things. Well, I guess you can't evolve past that. Well, I guess it comes back to what they're wearing. You'd think they'd want to account for this because humans have a lot of guns. Are we doing the thing? Oh no. Rip Michael I inside. That's it for him in this film, by the way. It didn't really show anything. He just grabbed his face. They just shot the goo organ. Well, so when I was watching it, I was like, oh, they got to do the thing where he just turns up later to save them. I just like, how'd you survive? He's like, I shot him. But no, he's gone. Some of them have been up there for years. They've even their whole lives. Like they were born there? Does that mean they're not American citizens? No, they're citizens of the extraterrestrial. They're citizens of space, and they must obey the president of space. Naturally. Elon Musk. Elon Musk. The president of space. See, his wife has gone missing a while ago. Maybe that's where she went. I was just about to say, was she in there? I am. Oh, subtle. Missing. Now we have a motive for our sheriff character to get involved. Sweet. Oh, God, fuck. God damn it. This music, every time it cuts the music, it's way too loud. Yeah. So instead of going to town, they decided to just bought up their cabin. This music is such a big duck. He looks over like, you have a fucking power drill, dude. I hope the boys hold. I think we're gonna be all right. God, can they fucking speak up? Holy shit. See, it keeps you engaged in the movie if you have to constantly adjust your volume. You're gonna love this bit. Is that gonna reach through the door and grab him? Well, everyone's gonna love this bit, but you're gonna love it in a moment later. Oh, no. Oh, did I call it? Oh, my goodness. Oh, they're so cheap. It's like that creepy pasta. But yeah, this bit in particular, this bit fucking, this is so great. This one's breast smells like whiskey here, and he's beating it. This is in the prohibition universe. Alcohol's illegal right now. I find it fascinating that they break in, someone fires a shotgun at them, and they're like, hey, stop that. I know that this is gonna sound crazy, okay? So we have the alien in the pool. We saw something crash in the woods. Yeah, check that out. Show the video. I think crying female lead is more persuasive than a video. Why do you think I shot it to your dumb pig? Why do you think we bought it? Why would you call him a pig? I just called him a pig. It's like, oh, so I guess he tried to kill me. I shot at you because I thought you were an alien. Okay. All aliens are bastards. Ab. I know, I think they're great. I'm part of All Aliens Are Awesome. Ah, ah. Oh man, I wonder if it's gone. Oh, no. The water's lower. Did he pee in the water? It wasn't dead. Should have taken a video of that shit, bitch. Yeah, I think. Someone's in there. Come out where I can see you. On in here? No. He just hears something go away. Aha! There was that article where like a burglar got found because somebody in the house told a joke and they left from the closet. He's just like hiding in the closet the entire time and then. That's amazing. But yeah, he should start telling jokes. Hello. Yeah, exactly. We'll learn what alien senses of humor are. Oh, no. Why are you just, why would, did you, why'd you put your hand there anyway? I don't know. You need help getting up the stairs? Though that stuff looked pretty good. Ew. I know dark creepy barns. I just start touching them. Now he's like, oh shit. Okay, enough black goo. Like he was fired at earlier. Like he was shot at. Like there was already some sort of perceived threat, right? I'm gonna shotgun this one thing. But goo. No. Rip doggo. How come a doggo can have like a nice clean little wound? Yeah. Where's the knife at fork? Wait, the dog's breathing. It's breathing. Whoa, that's spooky. They cannot help themselves with the sound cues in this fucking movie. It's like. I like how they were. Oh my God. He was fired upon by a shotgun and he didn't shoot back, but he heard a noise behind him and he fired twice without question. Sheriff, you got to get a load of this kid's story. The boys back at the station, they're gonna love this. Hey, you with me? You ain't laughing at my funny jokes. You always do, Sheriff. Telling the truth. It's because of this, isn't it? It's been ten years, Alan. I like how his name's Alan. He almost sounds like an alien. Alan. Alan. Alan is an anagram for alien. Kind of. The letters, yeah. And add a few in. And anal. Oh, Alan! That's why he's obsessed with the truth. I have to find out why my parents named me Alan. I can't stop thinking about Alan being an anagram for anal now. He discovers that right when he's about to be probed. He's like, no. What happened to her is what's happening to these kids right now. And we got to get them out of here. They're trying investigating. Oh my God. It's got red blood there. Yeah, it's the one that was shot. But he should have black blood. Yeah, but it's red. I don't know. Oh, wait. What is happening? What are we doing? I guess he's stunned by the light. He's blinded by the light. It's like XCOM. He's hypnotizing him. Is that like a trope power of aliens who are like the little green men ones? It's like it's a play on the whole deer and headlights thing. And like to the aliens, we're just as primitive of the species as deer or something. Oh, he's the Looting Hitler! Oh, he has mind control. Maybe weird things will happen. It'll leave you confused as hell. Wow. Nice. They did all that shit with the wife just to have him kill himself? Yeah. So this is what I mean. I was watching this film the first time. I was like, oh great. We set him up perfectly. And then they just kill him. It was like, oh. Wow. I thought, oh, yeah, he's out. Oh. Man, he'll be back later. How do you want the shotgun in the car like that? Also, didn't he just shoot the guy's vest with a shotgun? Vests? Whatever. Where the fuck have you guys been? Did you not notice what's happening in the front seat? No, they just ignored that. And they made him blow his own fucking brains out. Oh, shit. Which I still have not wiped off of myself. It smells nice. I like the way it feels. Yeah. It's like, fuck this about. Yeah. Oh. It's going to make it spookier for them. Oh. Oh. Holy shit. Wow. He's in charge now. Okay. The last guy with the gun killed himself. Do you really want to kill him? Yeah. I like how Chad was in a good subversive movie like Tucker and Dale. And then he proceeds to then be in exactly the movie that was parroting. Yeah. This movie is absolutely something Tucker and Dale is making fun of. The fun on your fucking honeymoon. He's definitely going to die. I'm just so amazed that they killed the cop after all that. Yeah. So what I was expecting was that the finale will be like on a ship. And he will be the cop and the main girl and the main guy probably going to be on the ship. I was just like, oh, okay. No, my goodness. I like it when my expectations are subverted in a way that makes the film shittier. Not the beer. Not the fuck. Why did they? No, but we love warm beer. They filmed that as though it all led to one bottle smashing. Yeah. Okay. Oh, they were so happy with this lighting throughout the film when they were like, look how fucking cool this is. Nicholas Winding Refn film. No, I have to see what's out there. Oh, they changed it from red to blue. Oh, God, my eyes. No, it's cool. You ever think how much better this would be if they never actually showed the aliens? I mean, yes. But this film is kind of a disaster regardless. They're not covering their ears. You'd think that'd be the instinctive thing to do. These are the space police. They're using one of their riot noise guns. I went all the way back down to 60%. Yeah, you have to reduce it on this bit, fuck me. Yeah, I feel like this is an obnoxious metal level. Oh. We did it, everyone. We beat the aliens. How? We resisted their manned wave sound machine. Oh, no. What the fuck? How did that happen? They're using their floor gun. You've got to go to the basement? I think it's a room, and they'll change sets when they actually go to the basement. What are you doing? No. Why? That'll help. This bookcase will stop. They're breaking through the exterior walls of the house. No, no, you don't understand. He's going to stop them. He's going to stop them. We have to have our sacrifice moment. It's very sad. Do you feel? What about you? Full of surprises. I'm full of surprises. That looks so bad. It looks like something on an intro from like a shitty sci-fi show. The design of the aliens is just so tropey that it's not scary. And yet that shot kind of implies like, oh, you see him. It's so scary. Just get a better design. My surprise is to hide in this bathtub with a knife. Improve the design and show fucking less of it. It's awkward because you know they want to reference the standard alien look, but it's so just... Don't show them. You know that your CGI budget is 12 cents. Just don't. Don't show them. It's scarier when you can't see him. Oh, you have one of those. Oh, it's going to be like right next to him in the glow. It's going to be like a pitch black thing where he does the fire and there's like 12 of them around him. Remember, he's stupid though. So you got to do something stupid first. Who's out there? Why would they respond? It's me. It's the alien. I mean, it's Carl. It's me, Carl. I'm not mad you hit me with the gun. Oh no, he's had a bullet. No, you can't click it multiple times. I hate that. Oh my God. Dude, the alien reed at him. Oh, he's still alive. We're good. He's just cut up. Hey, like I said, they worked really hard to make him an asshole, okay? So they get to do whatever they want. I was green glowing the back of his... Never mind. Because they've lit the whole place in green. Fuck the stupid stick. Oh no. I would kind of describe it as pathetic. Do you remember when we came out here this summer before high school started? Who was this character? But she needs pills. That's her whole character. She takes pills. Remember how we care about each other right before something dramatic is going to happen? Oh no. How does this summer rank out of all the summers? Is it like bottom five? How many pills could you possibly need in two days? She took them all. She's killing herself. Don't you get it? She doesn't want to get taken by aliens and anal probes. That's so sad. That's sad. What's this character's name? Rumsfeld. Oh, that's my favorite kind of name. Oh, this is still happening. You're still here. Remember how he was like, I'm going to take him on. I'm going to do it. He just hid it in the loft. It's like you're not really doing anything. That was not a good ambush strategy, by the way. Maybe he was like, their hiding place is stupid. I'm going to hide in a better spot. I'm going to hide in a place that can be ambushed from all sides. They obviously got to check the basement, idiot. Sneak up behind them. Oh, right through the mirror. He didn't get to do fuck all. He just got hit. This shot, by the way, is what we call art. This shot should be shown in every film class. It's very artistic. It describes humanity's position in the universe and the door that leads to the outer world. Our power compared to the universe is that of a human with a crowbar. He just gets blasted by a railgun. I'm sure the aliens are gone now. Wouldn't you wait a little bit? I was worried. I thought I might need that crowbar for a second. Don't need it anymore. The red light is gone. You could have opened it the entire time. You were just pretending. You see the aliens would never have figured that one out. Look how casually she's opening this. No, she couldn't do it earlier. She did nothing. It's probably on wheels to make sure she can open it. The actress can do it. So predictions on how this is going to enter its third act. She goes outside looking for it and gets sucked up into the spaceship. I can't wait for the whiplet. That would be very polite of her. She just got on the ship and it was much nicer. Ew. Oh my god, am I a lymphnoid? That's a deep reference. Now you're pregnant. Are you comfy? That's what you sleep in, right? Their ship looks so symmetrical and clean and everything. They always do this with aliens. They want to combine the fact that they're super technologically advanced but also really gross. Because it's scary if something's slimy. Oh, this isn't a very good capture system. Wow. Whatever it is. The aliens look at it like, damn it. Again? The mucus part is very expensive. You aliens with your random lights and sounds. Random manuses in the ceiling. It's Alan. Random Alan's in the ceiling. Oh, it's like the matrix almost. Kind of not really. Oh my god. Actually, it looks very matrix inspired right now. Wow, this is what we're doing. Alright. I wish I had my crowbar. Yeah. It works out for her that they're an oxygen-based species also. She's able to breathe fine. I hope this black goo isn't toxic or anything. I can feel the cancer spreading. He's got a better place that they kept him. Yeah, he didn't end up as lucky. It's like they knew that he was more evil and thus deserves a fatal end. Yeah. I'm gonna say ahead of time, this scene is weird. I love that. 343 guilty spark. Oh, no. Spooky machine. Spooky spider. Yeah, this is trying to be... It just shadowed him. Yeah, this is just poop torture. Oh, look. Another matrix thing. What the fuck? This is just ripping off the matrix. Yeah. It really is. Alright. Why did that thing even go inside? They were used to summon Satan. So they put a thing at everything. He's a sick tat. The thing is... Well, I'll just let it do its thing. You're going into where a hole already is. Why do you need to shred it out? Yeah, it was just the way they killed him. He could go anywhere on the body. That's it for him, though. It was just their method of killing him. It's just a little worm thing going inside of him. That scene exists solely to punish him because he's a bad character. And I don't even know if I... Oh, it's like, I feel like he... At least he was... You could say he was super freaked out by what he witnessed, which is why he was acting crazy. Like, yeah, he was a dick, but like, I don't know, I'd go that far. Well, they certainly didn't earn that scene at all. He didn't really do anything to the aliens. It was weird. And yeah, because you'd think with anal probes, the whole point is that they can go in and go back out and get what they want, not drill you to death through your anus. Yeah, what's the point of choosing the anus? Yeah, you could just drill anywhere on the body. It's like the aliens were like, lol, we're gonna kill you by drilling your butt. Like, okay. Yeah, and the symbol, what's the point of the weird symbol? Maybe it means you're an asshole and an alien. Oh, yeah, you got it. I'm so glad he's alive. That was blocking his airway for the past half an hour. He might be brain dead. Well, I guess you're not going to New York now, huh? Oh no, spooky noises. New New York. I like how the aliens are like, Alright, we now see that humans can laugh. Yeah, do the Star Trek hand symbol. They'll figure it out. Oh, slow motion without filming in a high frame rate. Looks bad every time. Filled on the same phone. Please name something that looked good in this phone. Oh, I was joking. They're so cute. They loved them so much that they were like, There was like one... Sentimental alien on the ship. It was like, can we let these ones go? They're cute. Fuck no, that one shot me. So yeah, Fred, they were this bullet wound. They're bleeding from their assholes right now. She killed, she shot and almost killed one of them. But they anal probed the other guy? Yeah, and what did the other guy do exactly? Nothing to the aliens. I know, he was just a dick to her, I liked her. You really like her, yeah. Is the reveal that they're not on Earth or on a new planet? I don't even know. Think stupid, it rags. We just, we just dumped you. Oh, are they on like an observation pod? Because... Yeah, it's gonna be like a holocaust. It's all gonna be fake. Well, I was gonna say, you have to go a different direction with what you're thinking about here. Because obviously the film is not over. We've got one big twist left. Another trope of like really shitty horror movies is they have to have like three endings. Like, you thought it was over, but it's not. Yeah, you got a big scare at the end. I feel like the Brothers Vicious, they were actually a band and that didn't go anywhere. So this was just an excuse for them to make a movie just so they could put their music into it. I'm not a fan of the Brothers Vicious music. I'm gonna say it. Are they just gonna shoot them? Is it gonna be like fucking Chernobyl or something? Oh, I think I know where it's going, but I wanna say it. Oh, they're probably aliens already. They just don't see themselves that way. Seriously, you're thinking way too smart for this film. What the film's doing is the government's covering it up. That's all this is. Exactly, every other idea would have been way cooler. The government could still cover it up by kidnapping them and learning maybe about the events that transpired instead of just murdering everybody. Do you think they want any kind of information about this event? And don't all the soldiers know? Why isn't his helmet on straight? Yeah, they'll kill themselves after. No loose ends. Kill themselves? It goes all the way to the president. He's gonna kill himself after this. Oh, now they're engaged. Intel's still coming in, but it looks like the storm caused the crash. There you go. Oh, the storm caused the crash. Like the one last year in Portugal. The thing is, aliens don't know how to deal with our weather. What should we do with the bodies? We can't have people possibly finding out that aliens exist. It's like way too cool. Same thing we always do. Try to take over the world. No! This is awful. It's so bad. I can tell what they're going for in town here. Yeah, well, this is the final part of the film. They're like, hey, we're having some fun with being self-aware a little now. Funny that it all amounts to this. The government just covered all up. So do you stand by your one out of ten? Yeah, I'm shocked. I apparently watched this movie. And you know what's funny is when I was thinking, okay, I think I kind of remember this, but it was a completely different shitty alien movie from probably a year later or something. That was not this. There was an alien movie where most of it took place on the ship or something that I was remembering, but yeah, this was not it. There was more effort put into this shot than anything else in the movie. Yeah, it's weird. This is a little dust coming off. Not worth it. No one will find them buried in the ground. No, no, no. No, they're not done yet. You think the government would have better ways to dispose of bodies? Wait for it. They've got like fucking acid and shit, you know? Are they going to like completely... They're well ahead of you, buddy. Look what they're going to do. That seems like such a... Yeah, you don't need a flamethrower. You just fucking... Don't all the CGI helicopters make it more like conspicuous? Yeah, why were they there? Oh my God. There's a big commotion in this area right now. What an insane movie. Yeah, I know, right? It's such a weird one. It's pretty bad in every degree. What a huge pile of shit. It's so weird how lazy the entire thing was, and then the last shot, it was like, oh, you put some effort. It's not like it was a great shot, but it was like, oh, you coordinated something. Yeah. Like you actually coordinated something. They got the truck. Where it's like all the effects were just like, we're in a cabin and there's red light. Whoa! Like the rest of it is just so fucking lazy. Are they set up a big tent and everything? They dug a fucking hole? I am... Yeah, I'm not changing my rating on this one. It's staggering. And I'll probably forget about it again in five years. I'm pretty watching. I'll be like, what is this? I don't remember. So I'll be like, hey, I don't want to watch this movie. I'll be like, apparently I've seen it. Twice. I've rated it one, twice. Very memorable. It's staggering how much there's just no characters really in the movie outside. Very thin tropes. This might have been filmed in my province. We got some DC credits here. Yeah. Especially after now the scene. My favorite scene. What is my favorite scene? I kind of love it when the alien fish showed up, because I didn't know they were doing that. The whole long, thin, silvery, static alien look. It took me so much by surprise. I loved it. I tell you my most disappointing scene is when the cops die, because they're just done. Okay, I guess. Yeah, they should have given them the whole inaction scene to die in. Not a fucking lame-ass death scene. Yeah, they go and rescue everyone. The buddy cops go and rescue the people from the aliens and they take control of the ship and they turn it around. It's something bullshit like that. I guess my favorite was... It's tough, isn't it? I know there's so many good ones, you know? The anal probe, what are we looking at? No, it ain't the anal probe. I mean, there's some... Maybe the whole alien planet segment or the alien ship segment, just because it's just so fucking weird. No, that's disappointing too. I thought they'd do something like nifty and cool and stuff with it. When Michael Ironside killed an alien, how about that? I don't even know if he just heard it. I don't know. Yeah, he just got cool. I'm not sure any of the aliens actually got killed. Everyone should see that. That was a movie. It's technically a film. Yeah, it qualifies, I suppose. It was a progression of events. Most of the time people were in the frame. It was an account of... a series of events, yes. Okay, so I'm looking at an IMDb right now. They're not actually brothers. Oh no, the lies just keep rolling. The whole career is a lie. This is from the directors of Grave Encounters. I haven't seen that. What is that? It's a shitty alien fan footage movie that somebody told me is good, but I don't believe them. So this had a budget of $3 million. I don't believe it. That seems inappropriate. Honestly, that kind of makes sense to me. Just the level of actors they've got. I guess most of it went to Michael Ironside, right? That's why they got rid of them quick. Yeah, it was an hour and 40 minutes. There were special effects. $3 million seems about right. There's a Grave Encounters too. Yeah, there is. It was successful. I haven't been really itching to watch it or anything. Does it share a universe with extra-terrestrial? Maybe. Yeah, the brother's vicious. I'm pretty sure the alien design in Grave Encounters was the exact same. They might have just reused the model. I mean, how could they resist? That's the three movies the brothers vicious are known for. They went from 2011 to 2014, I guess. Short-lived but loved. Dinovgeek gave the film a mostly positive review and commented that the movie had clever visuals to occasionally distract from its mediocrity. Where? Are you reading like an IMDB user rating or is that a critic? This is from the reception on the Wikipedia page. Oh. Oh, God. So probably a critic then. So I double-checked. I don't know how the Wikipedia says Dinovgeek gave it a mostly positive rating. It ends with a sentence, however, this is still one horror movie that truly belongs out of this world and as far away from any movie screen as possible. Truly belongs out of this world. That's more clever than anything in the movie. Puns. They gave it a 2 out of 5 stars, which is a 4 out of 10, which is bullshit. Very generous. It's not mostly positive. I don't know how Wikipedia said they gave it a mostly positive review. Well, that's extra-terrestrial. Yeah, that was horrible. It was great. I got some laughs at it. That's a good thing. You know what? That's what matters. We were the aliens we made along the way. Rise and shine, you son of a bitch. How'd you bring me? How'd you bring me? No, no, he can't be dead. Kate, what did you do?