 I cannot believe I am auditioning at the House of Mouse for different roles for the live-action Little Mermaid. This is such an exciting time for me. The obvious choice, of course, is for me to play Prince Eric. I already have the sea legs. I'm already very proficient on a boat. My uncle has one. I've been on it several times. I mean, I wasn't actually on the boat. I was on the dock. They won't let me come on the boat. I assume since this is a 2023 live-action Disney remake, the white guy's gonna be a useless pile of shit. Yep, fumbling, stupid, idiotic. Looks kind of attractive, but it doesn't really matter at the end of the day. He's just an NPC. Okay, perfect, yeah. Hello, Ariel. It's me, Prince Eric, too much. Hello, Ariel. It's me, Prince Eric. Is there something out in the ocean?