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Phones have only gotten bigger, I'm afraid, in that time. Like, I can't even see it in his head. There is a street race starting by the old school hall. Oh, sucks. I can't go near schools. Get a fast car and go to the starting grid. I can't think of a faster car in the taxi. Why else would they use it for taxis? It's because it's the fastest car. Oh my God, this is all coming back to me. The map and everything. I remember trying to play this game when I used to work retail and random people would open fire on me for no reason. Why are you doing that? Okay, he's forgotten about me. It was like when Homer strangled Bart. It's a fleeting moment of anger and it's gone. But I remember when I used to work retail. I think I'm getting a head start here. I'm way ahead of them. That didn't last long. Okay, all right, maybe it will. What was that? Okay, finally, I will finish my thought. I remember when I was working retail and this game came out on mobile and I was trying to play it. It gets so difficult because this game is just really difficult in general. Okay, I know this isn't proving my point. I'm in a race and they're just hitting into walls for no reason. This actually might be a real life example of slow and steady wins the race. I'm not even in the race. I'm just looking for a fair. Come on, folks. Someone has to go somewhere, right? No, my first crash and that wasn't even my fault. No, they're catching me. They're catching me. Oh, you fucking... Okay, that worked. I like how I was going to call him a feconegid when I am a self-labelled feconegid. Okay, it takes one to no one. I don't think you're supposed to use that against yourself. That's supposed to be a comeback. Yes, this one's red. That means finish. I wanted a taxi. Oh, that's great. An incredible time and said I was just driving along my taxi and they were smashing into each other. All right, here I am, Salvatore. Just checking on my taxi, making sure it's okay. I mean, I don't think it's okay, but no one's stolen it. So just who? That's a prize-winning car. I don't want to lose that thing. Me and the fellas need to talk business, so you're going to look after my girl for the evening. What? Okay, that was an abrupt start. What? He wasn't even in frame. It's like me and my older videos. God, his chair looks uncomfortable. It's all jagged. Hey, final, let's go visit Chigo and get some party treats. It really sounds like you're talking about dogs. No, I don't want to take the limo. I got a taxi. He was probably so happy when he got to Salvatore and he's like, oh, can you take this person to here? He must have been like, finally, a fare. Why the hell am I taking her here? What is going on? That's Chigo over there. Pull up next to him. Very inconspicuous. What did she get? I wonder. God, she's eager to get back in the car. That run. Chigo can die now. I feel like he's given you a bad habit here. Everyone is shooting at me and she doesn't seem to care. She's just silent in the backseat. Whatever she got off Chigo, she's in another universe. That's the party up ahead. Drop her out front. It's like three cars here. It can't be that pumping. I gotta just wait while she shakes her butt. Why can't I shake my butt? I always have to wait. Always the waiter and never the shaker. Am I legit just waiting? Can I go inside? Is this okay? Oh no, the police are coming as soon as I showed up. Oh, they're gonna think I knocked on everyone and it was me that got them caught. Uh-oh. What the hell is going on? Oh, God, the camera's going nuts. Is that a cop? I don't know. I'm bringing them all back to Salvatore's house. I'm just hoping this is out of their jurisdiction. Kind of like a Gibraltar situation. This peninsula is owned by Salvatore. Are you gonna follow me in? No, it's just gonna wait out there. All right, we're done. We're off the hook. The police can't legally arrest you if you're at your house and you just say no. You're not treating me really good. I'm I treat you with respect and everything. I didn't say a word and I murdered your dealer. What's going on down here? What are you doing? Oh, sweet, but Jesus, what is going on here? You know what? I'm just gonna let you do that. I'm afraid that if I get in the car, they'll try and arrest me. Maybe if I just wait them out, they'll just tire themselves out or blow themselves up. One or the other. Let me get back to a safe distance where I won't be hit by shrapnel. I love gaming. I thought he was free for a second, but no. Okay, there he goes. Bye. All right, bye for real. Oh, wait, he got out. And I kept money for that for some reason. All right, Salvatore, I dealt with the cops in your front garden. What do you got next? Cutting the grass. Okay, I'm up for whatever. He usually gets a taxi home after work. Oh, can I be the taxi driver? I just want to drive taxis. I'm here involved with the mob and I'm like, all right, but if I do this one, will you let me be a taxi driver? I just don't understand. That's not how it works. I'm not working my way up the ladder to be a taxi driver. A game FM. Yes. What would be on this? Just royalty free Kevin MacLeod? Uh-oh. I'm supposed to tell you, hold on. Let me be like suspicious. Just smash into like three people and then go around like ours ruined. Hey, boss, you think this guy behind us is a little suspicious? You mean the one that hit eight stoplights, three cars, two pedestrians and then drove on the sidewalk for five blocks? Yeah, that one. Nah, he's over 40 feet back. He's fine. Okay, I just murdered someone now as well. Oh, wait, that's my target. Okay, but back up. I'm a bit too close. Now for everyone's favorite mission, a tailing mission with a spooko meter. Ignore me. I'm at a comfortable distance. Why are you getting spooks? Oh, Jesus Christ, your spook almost went full. Why? I'm miles away. I don't even know where he's gone now. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I've lost him. I've lost him. Oh, God. Why are you still spooked when I legit can't even find you? Get out of the way. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Where are you going? I failed. I'm just going to accept that I failed and I'm going home. God, that wasn't a great attempt, was it? Yep. She ain't much, but she's mine. I live in a storage unit. Who is paging me? I forgot paged your sort of thing. Okay. I don't want to have too much fun, so I'm not going to do the tailing mission. I'm going to go for a different mission. All right. This is, uh, this is Tony, isn't it? Yeah. Hey, Tony. Hey, I'm, I'm with the mob, but whoa, hey. Just pack up on the wall. Tony, I'm here. But he's like one of his sugary, lovely- Who was saying that? Okay. I'm going with my team. Let's go, everyone. They're like, can we not take the car that's not like about to explode? No. This is tried and true. Okay. I've already done a mission in this car. Oh yeah. How did that go? I don't want to talk about it. I got to kill that. Oh my God. What is going on? Wait, where are they going? They're opening fire. I'm some random dude. What is going on? Wait, who is opening fire on me? I've got myself involved in the gang war. I just gnoping out of here. I forgot about the chalk lines on the bodies. That's so great. All right. Let's go, folks. Okay. This is too much, dude. What, what has happened here? No, someone stop him. Jesus Christ almighty. What was that? My car? No. There's a family carrier. Come on, men. We can all fit in it. Everyone into the mini bus. All right. How about the actual bus? What is going on? All right. I'm just leaving. This was probably a bad idea. I left my backup for a bus. But look, I'm just happy to be a part of public transport again. Why is it on fire? What? Whoa. You were in here? I did not realize that. Oh, well, he's dead. I didn't know that could even happen in this game that their head could come off like that. All right. Well, I got it where I wanted to be. I wanted to try and jump over the wall with this thing. Oh my God. I'm getting zealot vibes here. The rain is making it slippy. Okay, there we go. How am I supposed to, you know what? I'll just jump over and take one of their cars and knock them down. That's the plan. Honestly, knocking them down is a hell of a lot easier than trying to shoot them in this game. Oh no, they're on a slight incline. How am I supposed to get them now? Ow! All right. Well, that's two gone. You're locked in here with me, folks. There we go. Got him. Oh, carries on fire. Hold on. I'll just take another one out of here. Why is every vehicle I drive absolutely useless? I went from taxis to buses to fish trucks. Oh, I guess it's true. You always return to the scene of the crime if you're a criminal because I just drove by all those bodies again. There we go. Mission passed. Hail to the fish truck. Oh my God, another vehicle on fire. How many times is this going to happen to me? All right, save the fucking game. What a day. All right, I have to do what everyone did when they played this game. I got to go to that car showroom and get the banshee. Yes, it's there. I'll swap you. Fish truck for your banshee. That's a good trade, honestly. I take it. Hey, Tony. I'm pretty cool now. I drive a banshee. It's just like, oh, the banshees are so lame, dude. Fish trucks, where's that? It's like I heard of them outside. I've had enough of this shit. We're going to finish the triads in liberty once and for all. Thank God, there's a serious gang war going on. They keep opening fire on me. Why is there circus music playing? Why does he look so weird and oddly proportioned? All right, folks, watch out. I'm backing up. Sorry. One of Tony's best men dead. Wait, when you save this game, you don't even get your health back? Fucking brutal. I've gotten my car stuck. All right, you know what? It's fine. I'm going to trade it for this truck with a bomb on it anyway. That's an upgrade. Wait, why am I timed? All right. It's truck with bomb on it. They warned me not to get it hurt, and then I just take a ramp immediately. I just smashed my own car. Guys, could you stop shooting at me? I've got a bomb on the vehicle, but please, have some sense. Have you crashed into a traffic light? How the hell am I supposed to get out of here? Activate the car bomb. How? I did it. Run. Am I out of there? I didn't seem out of there. I'm there. I can see myself in the explosion. I was just standing there. Mission passed. Okay, if you say so. This guy's tired. Sorry, dude. I got to get out of here, and you were kind of in the way. My god, it's jumping backwards. It's really impressive. I forgot about this entirely. I didn't know you could do that. I'm lucky they're giving me a lot of driving missions, because this game is very difficult on foot. Even the little parts, they had to be on foot already. I've totally screwed up. Hey, Joey. Oh, to come back between six and two. Okay, I forgot about these things. What is it with the framing in this game? I run the bitching dog food factory around the corner. Okay. Wait, you're just ringing pay phones to chat? Is it? I don't know who you are. You don't even know if I can drive. I might be a child. I said nothing. Hey, dude, get in, I guess. Like, I don't even talk, so I didn't even say anything. I just pulled up. Mr. Chunks. Am I working for a fat cat? I hope so. I'm gonna give him a big old hug. Okay, there you go. Go in and say hello to Mr. Chunks. He likes his belly scratched. What? What was that? Okay. I don't understand what just happened, but I am going to leave. Maybe I should stop answering random pay phones. God, Salvatore must be really pissed off. It's like you're working for me for the mob, and you're picking up random pay phones and just murdering people for some reason. It seems like a very unnecessary risk. All right, take him away, toys. There we go. It's gone. All that for a thousand dollars. Seemed very unnecessary. Like, I just want a street race where I casually raced around the place. Didn't even race, honestly. It was just a Sunday drive, and I got ten grand for it. And I have two hundred thousand dollars. I'm not exactly strapped for cash. All right, you know what? I am in the mood for an absolutely excellent time. I'm gonna do the following mission. Cutting the grass. It was so misleading. Like, I thought I was gonna have a fantastic time just mowing his lawn. That would be great. One thing about this game is the pedestrians are far less suicidal. Okay, that person just got murdered. What the hell is going on here? Jesus, give him some space. A man just died. Look at them. They're all just, like, looking down at the body. Mission failed. You got too close. I'm like three cars behind. I'm in a taxi, and he just came out. It's not like I was fucking following you, you little... What I was saying earlier, just in case you were interested, I think they try to make it more realistic with, like, vice-citing and stuff, where the pedestrians would react to you going close, but they ended up just jumping into you all the time. Whereas these pedestrians can't hear you because they got their AirPods in. Look at that. They hardly react at all. All right, this is gonna be inconspicuous. I arrive with gunshots on the side of my car. Now we wait. God, that meme is just too real now at this point. Like, I'm gonna be blocking traffic and everything. The car's bullet holes. It's all banged up, and this is gonna be fine. But a while ago, I was in a taxi at a slightly too close distance, acting completely normal, and that was too suspicious. Let's go. Stay far behind. Easy does it now. He stopped over there. Okay, I'll just stop in the middle of the road here. Everything is fine. Yep, let's go. Ah, they went up left. The one area I didn't search last time. Just taking wide-angle turns in the wrong lane just to keep my distance. Honestly, it's gonna be hard to follow them when I clearly can't even see out my windshield. Like, that bonnet is blocking me. There they go. Again, not suspicious at all. Just creeping after them. Okay, they're out. What are they even doing here? Why am I following? Oh, you're the lady, the torture CJ. Why is he so small? And why is that guy's eyes freaking out? He's scanning him to make sure he's telling the truth. All right, whack Curly Bob. Sounds like a cartoon character. Like, how did I- What? Okay, first of all, how did I see that conversation? I was around the warehouse, and I couldn't see it or hear it. Second of all, why was he waiting with a shotgun to murder anyone that shows up? Listen. Again, the framing. Like, I understand he's coming out from under the car, but it's just so funny. God, the pedestrians might not be as suicidal, but they're very murderous. Oh, God, I have to sound the horn out. I don't know how. Wait, are we doing a bank robbery? Jesus Christ, a heist, everyone. Better activate the chaos mode. Wait a second, this bank is just painted on. Okay, I somehow remember that there's a bribe in this alley. Jesus Christ, if I can make it there, could you stop? Oh my God, we're all gonna die. Don't do that. Go back. You lost all of the robbers. No, I didn't. They're right here, and here, and here, and there's a bit here. Hello? They don't know what to do. I'm not running, man. Okay, they're just gonna open fire. All right, well, I had a good life. All right, folks, I'm gonna end it there on that high note. I hope you enjoyed. Thank you so much for watching. Subscribe if you're new, and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.