 This show is honestly the worst thing that's ever happened to me Because now all I do is daydream about having a death note in my hands The magic, the wonders I would do with it I mean I wasn't going to heaven and I don't think I was going to hell either anyways so whatever Let me know down below, would you rather go to heaven or hell? Anyways, today we're gonna be doing episode 5 of Death Note But before we get started, this video is sponsored by no one I lied, let's get to the video Tactics, oh god With a name like that, I can't even imagine what light's gonna do Already, already Now this is looking more like New York, the more I watch this show Yo, if he kills this guy, I'm gonna be so upset Hi, what was that? Why do you sound like a little bitch right there? You fucking idiot Of course he won't Wait so don't, he's not gonna die There's no reason, he's out of suspicion, just keep him alive I don't know man, light, he's a bit psychotic now I feel like my name's gonna be written down somehow I'm gonna have a heart attack mid video Oh no, he's gonna die Oh no, they're gonna give him like an emotional side of him We're gonna get to know him more Oh hello Yo, this girl is suspicious Uh oh Uh oh, leave light alone, I don't want any of you dying Ah, you could die, but the guy, right Pepper? No, don't die Just leave this shit as it is, quit your job actually Oh no Oh no Jesus fucking Christ You're the reason he's gonna die Of course Of course Oh my god, that exposition telling us what she is That she's his fiance and oh no, oh he's definitely dying And it's all her fault, she wants his money Yes Exactly Look at this exposition dump right here Better be sorry This better be the last up here of it Oh you're not gonna have a family, why'd you say that? Oh this is gonna kill me This is gonna murder my soul Fucker Why? Bro is this dude gonna kill his dad too? Who the fuck knows bro, he might kill Ryuk He's using people as toys He knows about the shitty zombies now Damn light Just tell him all the rules of the death note at this point You're wearing a fucking beanie bro, I'd be suspicious of you too If you're up to bad or evil you're gonna wear a beanie I don't care if you wear, if you wear a beanie on a regular day basis You're evil, okay? Cause I used to wear one And that's when I was doing evil shit I didn't murder anyone by the way, I just did evil shit Bro what if someone sees you talking to yourself About murdering a death with your beanie on right now Light, what even, you look like a terrorist This is amazing Why? Okay I don't know why he did that But the music is kinda lit So I'll let it, is that light in the background? Light's so evil, he lost his eyes Dude wasn't even a criminal, he was holding a bro Oh, oh yeah fuck him, let him die then Definitely, I'd kill him too Without the death note, oh I'm getting demonetized Fuck you YouTube Light You're fucking dark bro You're a high schooler I don't even know what the word hostage meant This dude was definitely a murderer or something before you got that death note There's no way that turned you into this, you were always like this bro You're way too good at this Look at this He's so demonic, everyone else disappeared He's gonna kill the wife too Maybe that's how they'll have a family In hell or heaven, wherever Rey goes He's like 4 years old Give him a fucking walkie-talkie from Toys R Us The Yama note Did he just make that word up? Japanese people really know how to dress bro You don't see this in New York This is how I know this isn't New York I mean obviously this is like Japan but still like New York bro You'd have someone laying on the tracks right now You'd have a guy with his pants down to his knees Like look how classy they look with the dress pants And the skirt and the belt and the hair bro Oh my god I gotta move here Light I don't know about you bro Rey, I just jumped in front of the train It's better than what you're about to embark on Do it Too late There you go Now your wife is fucked Man I like Rey Better than light I mean I know what light's doing But still How are you so good at this? Man This is the type of kid in school That would always be good at school man I was always afraid of them Those nerds that are too good at shit I was always so nervous of them and now I have a good reason This dude's like on top of his class He's on top of the fucking country That's what you fear intelligence Because those intelligent people They turn out to be terrorists or serial killers Look at this This is why I'm fucking dumb Look at you light Look at this guy He lost his other eye He turned into emo light Those are like real faces Oh my god How do you not know that's light? He has such an anime voice I can pick up a part from a million people Are you sure you're an FBI agent bro? I can close my eyes and ears And notice light I'm getting scared man He's gonna show himself before the door closes isn't he? Yeah Yo that was hard That was a dope scene bro Oh I loved it right But that was a dope scene Showing himself right before death Imagine Ray got his phone out and said Yo it's light yagami Japan might be a little light New York Look at this shit Ready? This dude's collapsed in middle of the street These people are still walking by That's as New York as it gets right there Japan might not be that different You can have a literal heart attack It explode And people will still sit on the train Or walk by you Wow He just used an FBI agent To get to the other FBI agents This FBI sucks I can't believe it He fucking smiles Is that my flag? Why did it make the one American look like Humpty Dumpty bro Chief Yagami Oh god He's next Bro if light kills his own dad This show is gonna be on top I swear to god I can see it happening too This guy He doesn't like anyone I don't think he likes himself Yeah man I don't know bro I feel like lights get to start killing innocent people I only eat apples Light why? Why? Are you gonna draw a picture of Ryuk for him too? Yo you got L Tripping right now bro Oh my god the light was crying I should have known He doesn't have any feelings That his bitch is gonna die I jumped off that window right now I'd be done I'd be splattered on the concrete Wait he did kill an innocent He killed Ray Ray was innocent He was just doing his job He was a nice guy Lucky he lost his eyes again Lights gonna act surprised out What Kira who's that? Imagine lights like don't worry dad I'm Kira You're in good hands You lying bastard Oh god he's gonna fucking die man Lights gonna kill his own father I will not yield to evil Shit He wants to kill him What kind of teenager says that If you die dad I'll make sure your killer is prosecuted Dude's like a fucking robot man I would have been like Dad no don't go You better go home and kiss them goodbye Cause y'all everyone in this room is dead You better have one more cast for your kid That's it Yo I like Daddy Hell yeah man I will not yield to evil Fuck yeah bro Oh shit Oh they got it on that night Damn See how's his legs get down I bet he told her to get down I don't know man She seems like she has to pants in that relationship She probably told him to get down Oh god Now she's gonna devote her life To finding out who Kira is You see what you did light Light knows nothing about her I'd be out No job is worth my life Is that even a guy or is that a fucking cardboard Yo I feel like Chief Yagami is about to start rapping over these people Oh shit are they gonna meet up Oh light and El's dead now Y'all are all dead What the fuck does he say I can't read that How do you read it from that far That's the most unrealistic thing I've seen in this show I could believe that Shinigami's in death notes But the fact this dude read that From that far I don't know about it anymore He's like the only smartest guy And he seems like the youngest one there And this guy doesn't even have eyebrows I feel so bad for this guy man His son It's Bin Laden Oh I'm not gonna do this Alright good you didn't have eyebrows anyways We don't fucking need you Yeah My dude El's getting a blowjob in his hotel room right now Oh my god See El is very cautious You can't blame him bro All you foot fetish freaks out there just came your pants Your shorts You girls too I know y'all freaks too bro y'all saw that You must have busted a knife This is awesome He's taking a risk He's serious about this shit Oh my god TATAKAI The real tatakai Begins now he said This is like attack on Titan The show never begins Fuck So I knew Ray was gonna die Now his wife's gonna die The chief is probably gonna die El I'm not sure yet Like I feel like that's gonna be a battle for the entire show Like it's gonna last the entire season Which is exciting Like I don't want to see another villain Or who the fuck is the villain Lights the villain This is so cool Rarely do we have a show where like the main character is like the villain kind of Like you want to see him lose to someone else It's so interesting I've actually never watched a show like this I mean attack on Titan in a way But some of y'all probably haven't seen it So I'm not gonna spoil it but This really starts from the beginning Where you're like yo this guy's fucking evil He ain't like he dark Anyways guys That's gonna be it for today's video I don't really promote this that much Because I hate promoting shit But if you want uncut anime reactions Where the screen is fully visible And I don't do any cuts of the anime itself Check out my Patreon It's like $3 a month If you want your name in my video It's like $6 whatever I might lower that soon Who knows anyways That's gonna be it for today's video guys Goodbye