 Day one of covering every SCP on the SCP wiki in under 60 seconds. Go! SCP-001 is a spiral path that always goes uphill no matter how far you walk. Wait, no. It's a problem with a database that makes anything placed in the 001 slot be true. No, wait. It's a harrowing story about how the sun goes wrong and destroys the world. Wait, no. It's a dozen different articles that have nothing to do with each other except the number they share. And some of them completely contradict one another. Oh crap.