Rodney Carrington - My Wife Met My Girlfriend (W/Lyrics)




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Published on Jul 4, 2008


i got home and the door was locked
and i tryed to ring the bell
i found a little bitty note
that she had wrote telling me to go to hell
i crawled in the window
i got inside
she kicked me in the balls then i cryed
called me a name said i lied
kicked me again and though i died
took my cloths set em on fire
hit me with her cruling iron
i tryed to block it with my watch
then she kicked me in the crouch again
todays the day my wife met my girl friend

well i tryed to tell her but she didnt care
things wernt what they seemed
She had a pan on the stove ful of boiling water
my nads would soon be STEAMED!
i tryed to run Scream for help!
she hit me in the nerch with
a rinestone belt
it was like nothing that i ever felt
i thank god that i wasnt wearing a kilt
she grabed the bat from beneath the bed
she swong it once then she missed my head
she ran back and swong it again then she hit me in the twins again
yeah todays the day my wife met my girl friend
yeah todays a awful day
my boys wont be the same
yeah todays the day my wife met
my girl friend


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