 So I was today years old when I found out that if you feed your children a particular brand of cereal That cereal could actually either turn them gay or make them question their gender identity and this is actually the point of the cereal company in Producing said cereal and if you don't believe me well I'm gonna have a serious news person on a very serious news network explain to you how this is actually the case All right, woke culture is annoying folks right plain and simple these nonsense Ideologies are being forced into our everyday lives listen to the latest lunacy Kellogg's a cereal brand has come out with a woke cereal. Yes a woke cereal this new cereal called Together with pride features all the Kellogg cereal calendars like Tony the Tiger and Toucan Sam on the box to promote Pride month come on man. The cereal is rainbow hearts covered in edible glitter. How nice give me a break Here's the worst part the cereal slogan too amazing to put into a box And then list a space for kids to write in their own pronouns Seriously, whatever happened to box tops on cereal boxes now. You have pronoun spaces anyway Isn't Kellogg's a little late to this woke game by the way General Mills has a I Think general Mills has a gay leprechaun, right? Well, my producer Carly asked me is that leprechaun really gay? I said, I don't know baby Where's high heels shoes prances around in tights leads me to believe? Probably that little lucky charm leprechaun might be gay But here's the thing for those of you that want to vilify me for those comments right right there Aren't you just as offended by the flamboyant rainbow hearts and glitter as a simple of gayness? See, there are two standards here Nothing like forcing our kids to be confused about their gender first thing in the morning with their breakfast All right, the moral of the story here is Switch your kids to granola. It's healthier. Anyway, you cut the sugar Okay, and then you don't have to buy products from woke companies like Ben and Jerry's Coke and Kellogg's Okay, I'm gonna preface this entire conversation by saying that I am fully aware of the fact that Companies like Kellogg's and other multi-billion dollar companies are trying to hijack pride in order to virtue signal in a Shameless attempt to cultivate goodwill and cash in on pride that is absolutely the case I don't think anyone from the LGBTQ plus community would deny that and it feels a little bit gross, right? So we all acknowledge this. It's not like we're all raw raw when when we see shell Who is destroying the planet change their logo to the rainbow flag? Like that is nothing more than corporate PR but Of all the issues that affect the LGBTQ plus community corporate hijacking of pride is like at the very Very bottom of the issues that I care about I care more about equality and if these large multinational corporations want to change their rainbow logo That's their own prerogative I'll just be sure to avoid all the comments underneath their social media posts when they do this because they're very homophobic and transphobic Having said that though, it's interesting to me because individuals like this guy the Newsmax host What's the main criticism? That the like the main thing that they'll say about the wokesters They'll say they're too hypersensitive they get offended too easily but yet in his criticism of woke cereal He sounds a lot like the wokesters that he's criticizing doesn't he? Sounded a little bit too easily sensitive Isn't the things that he's saying about this cereal box a Little bit snowflakey. Is it just me? He says woke culture is annoying These woke ideologies are being forced into our everyday lives. I mean, I literally wouldn't have even heard about this cereal Had it not been for the segment. I Mean, maybe I'm just not hip with what the kids are eating nowadays But these are things that aren't necessarily being shoved down your throats, you know This is one thing that homophobes and anti LGBTQ plus people say they'll say the heightened visibility of gay people and The gay flag rather this is just you know that Ideology being shoved down our throats when in actuality They just don't want to be reminded that gay and trans people exist. That is the core issue here It's not that like it's changing our lives in a real concrete way His life isn't being changed at all because of homosexuality or people being transgender But to him by invisibility, that's the issue because look, let's face it. He's offended by it He's a little snowflake who doesn't want to see the rainbow flag because he probably has some issues with his own gender identity or sexual orientation and You know, it reminds him that he could have been living an entirely different life Had he not been brainwashed by a particular religion? I don't know not gonna try to psychoanalyze him too much But he's being a snowflake right here. That's the bottom line now furthermore He goes on to argue. I think general mills has a gay leprechaun, right? He wears high heel shoes and prances around in tights. Now, I don't know what the point of this Part was maybe he's trying to say look Kellogg's They're not doing anything innovative and new and he'd be correct about that But those aren't high heels or tights my dude like what? Were you looking at the picture as you had it up on the screen? I will say though as for his observation that the lucky charms leprechaun may be gay. I Will actually concede that that's very possible I always kind of like thought of him as being pansexual possibly bisexual but I think that is a relatively astute observation for a newsmax host so Good on him for catching that but he adds for those of you who want to vilify me for those comments Aren't you just as offended by the flamboyant rainbow hearts and glitter as a symbol of gayness? Well, no Because unlike you, I don't get offended by cereal boxes Like he's trying so hard to sell the outrage, but This is nothing. I don't get it like this is why I have a hard time taking any Conservative serious because these are the things that they talk about on a supposedly serious news network Cereal boxes being woke and turning your children gay And that's like the main argument that he's making here. He says that this is bad The reason why this is an issue and it's not just about him being a snowflake is because there are two standards here Nothing like forcing our kids to be confused about their gender first thing in the morning with their breakfast So he's arguing literally that if your kid sees the cereal box, they're gonna start being confused about their gender First of all, if your kid is confused about their gender, I don't think it's because of a cereal box But if we granted that it was due to the cereal box Then wouldn't you also be as equally concerned at your child seeing the honey-nut Cheerios honeybee on the box? Like wouldn't they start to think that they're a honeybee wouldn't they think that if they saw the Mario Cereal that they could take off their hat throw it and then jump on it to get onto higher platforms I mean, are you serious that like there's no way that he's serious I know that conservatives use hyperbole to make their arguments and they try to sell it as a literal argument But does he actually believe this is he stupid enough to think that a cereal box is gonna make your kid question their gender? Is that honestly what you believe like I want to ask him this question Do you genuinely believe that if you give your child this cereal and they see the box and they can fill out their own Pronouns all of a sudden they're gonna be gay or transgender. Is that honestly what you think I? Mean Jesus Christ how fragile are your children perhaps? You're a bad parent if your kid is that easily persuaded and you need to instill you know some foundational values into them Well, maybe you shouldn't do that But I mean like perhaps your kid should know about empirical reality Perhaps you should be educating your kid if your kid is that like easily manipulated And you've got a lot more issues to be concerned with then their gender identity and sexuality when they grow up I just like it's never ever not Astonishing to me to see how they will simultaneously denounce The hypersensitivity of the woke people and then while they're denouncing the wokesters They act like the biggest snowflakes ever it's just honestly the irony is lost on them But I will never not point this out because I genuinely enjoy Showcasing their blatant hypocrisy. It's just honestly it's too much