russian bear song





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Published on Sep 21, 2013

Hello, American women,
I am Russian Bear.
If you want a hipster boyfriend, I am not for you;
If you need a real man, come find me.

My chest hair, it grows wild and free.
I will out-drink you any day!
I power lift and ice skate, and am very romantic,
Wild and crazy, I will set you free.

And when I'm sober, I will read Tolstoy,
When I'm drunk, I'll sing Kino!
Let me paint in your mind the beautiful Russian castles
And more snow than you have ever seen.

My dear American women,
I am Russian Bear!
Let me introduce you to wonderful Russian culture,
if you're tired and lonely, come to me :)


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