 Welcome to Untitled Goose Game! I just recorded the first part of this game, but then I realized, well hey, I wasn't recording. Whoopsies. Daisy's. Welcome to Goose Game everyone, this is a game where you're a goose. I'm going to start a new save because again, like I just said, I already started recording, but here we are. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Ah, double click to run. Look at his little... listen. Ha ha, I love the sound of a goose foot. I love the sound of a goose foot. Control the pen forwards. Come on, go into the log. Oh yes. Oh yes, pick up that boot. Ah, and we'll bring it around town. We'll bring it anywhere we want to go. Pick up the ball, Goose. Yes, we'll play ball. Let's play ball, your Babe Ruth. Babe Goose. We've got to open the fence here. Come on. Oh yes, oh lovely, lovely, lovely. Open that door right on up. We're the Goose. We have no laws. Goose can do whatever they want. Goose, Goose, Goose, Goose, Goose. They can do anything that their heart desires. No laws. Entitled Goose Game by House House. Great stuff here guys. Great stuff, look at this Goose. Ah, I hear that. We have things to do. Into the garden. Of course. Get the groundskeeper wet. A given. Get the groundskeeper's keys. Make the groundskeeper wear his handsome hat. Rake in the lake. Have a picnic. Bring the picnic blanket. Sandwich. Apple. Pumpkin. Pumpkin. Carrot. Jam. Thermos. Radio. There's so many things to go on there. Cheapers. Sandwich float. It does. All right. Well, where's the groundskeeper? I want to meet the groundskeeper. What's he up to? Ooh, look at me. Oh, I've got some tricks up my sleeve, don't I? Ooh, I've got the radio. Wait, hold on. Radio. Ooh. This goose is going to have a party. Hold S to zoom in. Ah. Am I about to get the groundskeeper wet? I don't think that's getting the groundskeeper wet. Where's the groundskeeper? Oh, hello. I'm just a goose. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. they coming oh my god well hold on I'm gonna I'm gonna just go around here I'm gonna pick up these keys pick up the keys did I get the groundskeeper wet I did oh is he oh yeah he's all the way over here hi I've got your keys sir goodbye keys into the garden oh I like the garden look at all this stuff in the garden hey this is where I can get a pumpkin oh it's so heavy though but I am a strong goose I'm a strong and loud goose and I will bring this pumpkin wherever I please don't take my pumpkin away from me no I'll fucking kill you for that bitch I'll fucking kill you I will mow your house down I will mow your house down okay get back into the garden can you oh my god now bite your dick off where you going what are you up to what are you doing with my pumpkin huh you know what it cost me to get that pumpkin huh I'm just a goose open see I'm a good goose every keys what are you doing with that shovel you will not murder me sir you will not thank you so much for my pumpkin no this is my pumpkin this is my pumpkin no I gave your keys what else do you want you can have the keys or you can have the pumpkin you cannot have both yep no more shovel for you this is what you get in the middle of the lake does it feel to have something that you worked so hard for taken away from you that's what I thought to do as well whoa wait so did I already do all the other stuff this is my rake now but but get out of here get out of here I'll fuck you up got big my wings are bitch my rake my rake my rake my rake you stop that you stop coming towards me get off my rake my carrot my carrot my carrot my carrot oh I will steal oh my god oh my god your prize rose your prize rose what happens now huh the jam the thermos the thermos the jam I found it all my lovely picnic dude if I actually had a goose like this in my farm I go nutty for your son hat Jimmy's trapped in a well dude where your son hat now we can do whatever we please can't we yes we can we have the power now stepping all over your plants dude hey what's up wouldn't it be cool if you get back inside me sucks that you can't really sucks that you can't whoa I found a secret oh wow where do we have to have the picnic is the question does it have to be in the same spot you know does it have to be by the bench because if it doesn't then we can take all this stuff over to our new secret spot you know I love the secrets back see if only you could get back inside maybe you could fix it you know but sucks at your keys are completely gone that's a bummer dude that's a bummer oh you over here trying to figure me out huh trying to figure me out while you won't I've got so many secrets now we bring the thermos over yonder and we have ourselves a little goose picnic but what about the blanket you know we just bring everything over there for no no reason at all because if we don't have the blanket we can't complete the picnic you have a picnic with a blanket oh we need the radio to that's right and we need the pumpkin and we need the carrots we need so many more things guys you better not move any of my stuff dude you better not move any of my stuff I've worked so hard for this don't take this away from me oh no no what are you doing what are you doing you asshole motherfucker kill you for that bring the blanket sandwich apple pumpkin carrot jam thermos radio bring to the picnic blanket I goofed it so hard guys see I've got all these items but not in the correct place come on Apple let's go for a little ride on the boat I am the boat and you are the passenger I will not sink like the Titanic though I am unsinkable I'm boy in as fuck as we almost have the picnic the picnic is almost complete all we need doing the whole sandwich so I don't know if we need the whole sandwich or not we might hey I did it excuse me I've done what you asked what else could you need I've brought it all bring to the picnic blanket sandwich yes Apple yes pumpkin yes carrot yes jam yes thermos yes it's all here the gang is all here dude all right Mr. I'll let you out have your keys here the funds over you can have your keys take your keys go ahead open the door fuck you it's so cute oh that's the piss pick the piss knit basket the picnic basket break in the lake we done did it guys I figured it all out I'm so silly we about to have a goose picnic from a brown over there if you steal any of my shit I will eat your children I'll do it now all we need is that silly little radio then we'll have a funny picnic for a goose goose run run get out of there get out of there go goose go goose go shit fuck god damn it we must get it why are you putting it on top and we out we out we broke out boys wonderful we're about to have a goose picnic goose picnic have a picnic I done did it a new item make the ground keeper hammer his thumb how do I make you hammer your thumb what about this what about the Sun hat huh so sunny outside oh no good oh that's specious try it try a bitch fucker yeah yeah yeah yeah I did it now this mallet is mine now this mallet is mine you will never be able to retrieve this I'm fucking gone dude I'm fucking out of here I am out of here you will never see this mallet again here get it it's in the street right in front of the car see what happens when you fuck with the goose alright guys well I'm going to end this here untitled goose game it's so fun it's so charming it's so I couldn't have said it better myself so thank you guys so much for watching hope you enjoyed if you did make sure to slap that like button right in the face I will see you guys in the next video love you all stay cranky bye