 Lancelain faced the Orioles today and Lancelain is my favorite pitcher to watch pitch. The mannerisms, the body language, and the approach are just amazing. Just fastballs right down the middle. Cut fastball, two seam fastball, four seam fastball. It's coming in the zone. If you want to swing at it, he's not afraid of that. He'd like you to put it in play, but you can't. So you're gone. See you later. Let's go to the third inning. Oh no. You were trying to bump my fastball in the zone. Here's three more. Let's see if you can hit him trying to bun with one out and no one on in the third inning. And one more. Oh yeah. Okay. Maybe maybe stick to the bunting, I guess. I don't know. Not worth my time. Next up, Freddie Galvis in the third gets the high fastball for strike one goes back to the spot. Duh gets the swing. Okay. Oh too. Let's go to that spot again. Now Freddie fouls it off. Uh-oh. Drops it low. Did not swing outside with the sinker, back inside with the four seam. Dude staying alive. Oh, he peppers that spot. Ump doesn't give it to him. And now you got a runner in scoring position. Three, two pitch. Oh yeah. Fucking slap, dick, motherfucker. All right. Fourth inning right in the zone, strike one. Uh-oh. Little in play. Foul. Next up gets him. Little nut grab, little dirt kick, little uh yeah. You're boring me. All right. Let's jump to the fifth inning, his last inning of the day. O2 pitch. Foul back. Foul back again. Ew inside. Next pitch in the zone. Next pitch in the zone. And yeah dude, I mean I tried to give you as many hittable pitches as I could. You just fucking suck. Get out of my way. You're boring. Top five in the zone, in the zone. In strike three. Uh, uh, uh, uh yeah. I don't know what you're looking for man. I mean if you want to hit him, hit him now. He's in a bit of a jam. There's two outs but he's got a runner on second and third and they only have a 1-0 lead so So a single here would give, uh, Baltimore the lead. So big at bat first pitch right in the zone strike one next pitch right in the zone. Just attacks the zone one strike three doesn't get it. Just come on blue. I got to throw another pitch now. Oh, and now he's going to slap it around. Okay. I'll just go up top with the fastball. Oh, fuck yeah. You guys bore me fucking pussy.