 Welcome to church of the chair where we celebrate all the things we do while seated. I'm your hostie here today with my co-host Chad Lutsky We are currently collaborating on a novel called planet caravan We are like 43,000 words or something like that. I don't know but this the stream is for Motivation so if you're having problems getting down and getting in a routine down, you know Or just writing every day whatever that's what we're here for you can ride along with us You can create along with us. You can do crafting draw drawing Graphic design, whatever you want. Also, we're here to answer questions about the collaborative process So if you guys have any questions feel free to answer We are now 26 episodes deep. So if you haven't caught on by now, yeah Comments, oh, I was in the wrong thing. Hey Viking. How you doing? Yo, yo, yo I finally hit 50 followers on Twitch. So I'm just waiting for them to give me the invite for affiliate Good morning, Boggle. We were just talking about you last night over on Twitch They I said Boggle only really shows up for the king content and the live streams And I doubt she's gonna come over to the Twitch. So hey, it's got dammit Viking No, it was all good. It was all good, but uh, I think it you know It always happens anytime someone misspells something, you know, you some someone well We all end up bringing you up and we're like, oh, we miss Boggle But there will be some streams and stuff on on the youtube channel this coming week now that I've hit 50 over there I wanted to use all my effort and everything That wasn't on purpose. It's just the Boggle effect, man. It's completely the Boggle effect Yeah, I don't have twitch or that other one either. Yeah, you're fine. I get that Viking neither does Viking Viking said fuck you man. I ain't going to twitch. I'm kidding. He did not say that. Hey Pedro. How you doing? Hey Pedro, what do you do while while you while you're in here? Are you writing also? I'm just curious, man Like if you just like sitting around listening to us, that's fine. I'm just wondering You never talk about what you're doing, brother Let's see what mr. Lutzki has for us anything new Uh, we're a little bit this morning A little bit after you read last night, but not just like a couple paragraphs and I left some comments for some discussion on some things got you What's the ugg for I mean, I'm kind of if in The ugg you do realize Okay, that's like a it's like a facepalm. It's like a That's my uh um Hang on a second. Yeah, you're gonna have to explain that one because It's Damn near everybody around here says it if that's the case Okay, no, um No, if in no, no, that was just merely a that I could have put that anywhere in that paragraph um I just highlighted the first word and then no, uh I am not uh I know you you like this while you king does it like freaking crazy And I've seen you do it in some of your books. I am not a fan of Crazy dialogue I told you about these two anyways. All right. All right. I thought this I how about can we compromise and She she lets it slip in so the occasional word is but but always a word that somebody doesn't have to Because dude, I read this. I don't know what she's saying. Like that's that that was that was kind of Okay, and I know you're not gonna agree with it. That was that was the point in the paragraph above She said something like bahaba or something like that. I'm like, yeah going down. I don't need to grab a seltzen lobster I don't even know what a bahaba is bar harbor Bar harbor bar harbor main. Uh, they're famous for their lobster That's what but that's but that's what I'm that's what I'm getting at, you know, the and also I don't plan on using Nancy and cookie for Anything else really? So this was the only instance of that that I was gonna Really run into because I do not see them being important to the grand scheme of things But anyways, if you want me to change it, I'll change it. But yes, I do Well, I just like the characters who as soon as I saw it. I was like, this is I was like, oh man This is the kind of stuff that like pulls me So fast out of a story and I'm like try to What is she doing and Sometimes, you know, like king does that a lot. There was a I can't remember. There was a book that did that real bad I can't remember and I told you about how much I love midnight rain by james newan But the kid has a lisp in there. Yeah, and when he talks it's like, oh Well, like I said, if it if it makes you feel any wonder I'm not using using these two for anything I thought it was just a funny moment of uncertainty with like no no clue what the fuck they're talking about But if you want to I will change it But I mean do people Okay, put it this way People who have these accents. I mean, I've never been there. I've only seen movies And then youtube videos whatever but I've never actually been there um, but I talked to people in you know east coast main boston whatever and Do they um Are they that hard to understand or is it just Hard to read what? No, they I mean they walk around like a like jamaican like some jamaicans do I saw a video just a couple days ago White dude black dude having a conversation Subtitles thank god because yeah, you couldn't make a word out that they were saying it was all they were in jamaica. Yeah Yes, but they but it was but they were speaking english But it was just it was just uh lazy gibberish when it sounded like when I when we first moved up there to main I spent two two and a half years roughly The first three months I was constantly saying what because especially the canada one is fucked me all up. Um, I had this, uh, this Uh general manager. I was an assistant manager for a restaurant And she would always say canada and I'd have no idea what the fuck she's talking about can her And I'm like what it's like And it never even clicked, you know, they're right on the border of canada. So there's a lot of you know passing through Um, and she's just she's always talking about canada And but it always came out canada and that that line going down Going down to bahaba gets a system lobster is literally shit that I heard um and the My brain going from california where in my opinion, no one has an accent. That is the most neutral american accent I have ever Heard um, it's like you can't tell that someone is from california. At least I can't now going literally probably because I was born there They're going literally anywhere else. Um, I notice other accents. So maybe there is an accent whatever but um When I think of an american accent, I think of two accents I think of out west is just no accent and then southern accent and then everything else is like a playoff that but anyways um, I came to the south And there were people who talked like cookie who the accent is so thick That is all their words just kind of run together. Uh, arizona doesn't have one either. I don't think yeah, you're absolutely right. Um But uh, and then we went up to main But the culture shock just to the vernacular alone Going from the south Up there was even harder to get used to because they would throw our like I said in in, you know, the paragraphs They throw ours in places that don't need them like idea Uh, canada loads of other ones and then drop the ours off all the words with ours And it's like a massachusetts accent like a boston accent But to the insta grade like I can understand, you know, like when I watch goodwill hunting or something like that I've never I've been through boston But I've never actually lived there never actually talked to someone with a bostonian accent But you go up to main and it is that goodwill hunting accent just completely To the worst degree like I said um, but yes people actually and the the funny thing is I've never heard a yuh A y u h king writes it all the time. I've never heard it anywhere else but in main um, so It's it's whatever like I said if you want to keep it That's fine because I don't plan on using them anymore. Maybe a line here and there Do a running joke where no one understands no one understands what the fuck they're talking about except for each other Um, or we can change it. It doesn't matter. I thought it was funny, but I'm not I'm not concrete on any of that stuff But yes, they actually talked like that especially the deep the deep main is so Nina The other comment I had was uh Where is it? Where's sam? Where's sam? Yes, um I've been meaning to because Um, and I understand that they're busy and I did mention it At some point it's something you've already read. I think where he's thinking about her. Mm-hmm, but um Hey, Todd, how you doing man? Nice to see you. I haven't what's up, buddy Yes, we are writing books and Todd you'll I'll have you know that we are up to 43 000 words. So We're heading in your In your in your wheelhouse theory. I don't I don't know if it's me or you but yeah, we're a freezing We're down. It's probably me probably I'm just gonna blame it on you either way But yes, we're so Only 200k more to go Hey, right 902 000 words and then comes talk to me playa I'm gonna be bragging about that for the rest of my fucking life Well, we're we're just now finishing up our prologue. Yeah pretty much our prologue Anyway, uh Sam she hasn't um There's hasn't meant a lot of mention of her especially considering how excited she was to Like she hasn't sought him out. So Well, we've done that hit the problem right now and I knew I knew this was going to be an issue That's why I was excited to stuff them both in a box together because We haven't we haven't given Shane any time whatsoever to breathe other than him being asleep And of course, they're not going to be asleep in the same trailer while on the road So if you can and there's a there's a quick back and forth coming up I don't know if you've got there yet Where she sits down at the table with him. No, no there. So there is more sam coming Um, and she's not as much as an afterthought, but I was actually going to bring up Uh in the next couple of chapters something maybe before like we got to get to the first phone call also He's got to call Cassidy, but he's only been gone a day So maybe a time jump to something. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is perfect Carla has been snatched. So they can have some downtime After tonight to as kind of like a going away party for Carla So we can have more time, you know to get them into a place where they can so it can be just those two Yeah, okay. I just didn't want to I thought we should at least have mentioned like, uh, I see her Over there doing her thing and she waves and What did she do again? That's another reason why I haven't like She does the uh, she does the um Is it tilted world? I think so. Yeah, okay. All right. So and it was broke. It was broken down That's why she was not working on it. That's what I was about to ask. Um Thanks, Todd If you're still here, we are we're having fun. Yeah, thanks, Todd Thanks. Thanks, son Thanks Also, if she if it's the if it's the tilted world and it was broken She would she would be busy as fuck this day, especially this day Um with the uh with the raid and everything. Well, then then the very next day She'd be busy as hell trying to get that fixed get it read, you know Reassembled um And all of that stuff. So it's I guess it's more of a logic problem Like why would she have time to you know, hang around with him? So But we we definitely need some more connection But there is the there is a section with them sitting there eating their food together And then there's a section after that with them getting stuck in a box together And then later on that night after the whole thing closes They they can they're going to do something to celebrate Carla You know to that's just what they do when someone dies when someone leaves Unless it's a matter of them doing something wrong and they're excommunicated There's always some kind of celebration of the time that they had together Okay, but I mean that's been my mindset. She wouldn't have time right now anyways because uh The only time that they that they uh that they've been together at the carnival Has been a transitional period So she's going to be working on her own thing. She keeps popping in but it's definitely going to be in fact We might even throw something in there with Shane going, you know, I've been waiting for this You know waiting for this time because we haven't you know really talked much since uh since I came back So I don't know But did you have any other ideas for something earlier? I don't I don't know Um, no, I just noticed that she hasn't been around for so long I just kind of pictured her as as um Just so excited, you know, because she was so excited and then she's gone Yeah, and um, I know that like you said, yeah, he hasn't had much time to much room to breathe but even like Didn't hasn't seen her in passing, you know, like hasn't they he was he wasn't up all night But he was up into the wee hours doing what he could do and then, you know Yeah, we can definitely pop something in there where she's like she's over by the broken tilted world And maybe you know, she's working on it or whatever and then she turns around She can just wave at him and he can wave back or whatever. I don't know. There's all different kinds of stuff we can throw in there But yeah, you're right. Um Having him see her around because he'd definitely be looking around for her constantly You know at that age you're all you're you're you're uh Not significant other but your crush is uh is all you think about is all you want to see next It's like that's how you get from one moment to another uh Even I might even do something riffing off that is like they're you know, the space in between those times is Is just waiting to be with that person again. I could probably say that better, but yeah What have we had a little a little short scene? During the where he's cleaning up the animals Because there's there's no real and this is fine. He's just he goes there Um, and then he does his job, but you know, there's no detail about what he's doing or anything And then he's gone to do the next thing and that's fine But what if while we had there she sneaks out from what she's doing just to say hi, how you doing how hard to be finished How do you think how are you doing? You know how how's you know? Yeah, everything going on and then he thinks that He thinks that um, she does something where he thinks that she might kiss him But she doesn't and when she leaves he wonders if it's because he's got that crap on his lip and he Um That that's great. So that's why he wipes it off That would even build up even more tension for that because they almost kiss twice In the box So, um, that would build up. Good. I don't because I want to I want to stress I know you said you want attention. You didn't want the actual thing. You just want attention So I have a hundred percent hit the tension and I took it I took shame from the point of view Of him having no fucking idea what's going on And like her disappointment when they're I I can't remember exactly what I wrote But the second time They're interrupted because mingo throws the door open and he's like they got carla But the first time I it was more of his him being oblivious to what she was doing Because she kept keeps inching closer to him and it's already a tight space So he's like what the fuck is going on. You know all that confusion Um, so we have that But yeah, I in fact, I I can kind of picture it like he'll be you know It'd be right after the point where you say that he's shoveling shit He could glance over and she could be leaned up against the the thing is like how's it going he's like, uh, aren't you supposed to be working some kind of joking back and forth and uh You're like come over here. I want to talk to you And maybe it actually is the vapor rub that kind of you could have like her nose crinkling or whatever Maybe we could do something, you know, literally make it about the vapor rub Or maybe jay or henry haulers over is like, yeah, and I ain't got time for that shit We got more stuff to do or whatever. I don't know But I do like that idea because I can see it now her leaning on the fence watching him work Um, you know just that that yeah that kind of cute scene. Um, and it was like, oh hi Kind of thing like how long you've been there? I don't know Well, I'm gonna I guess I'll write it. Okay, go ahead. I'm still looking for I don't think you're done Anyway, so hang on before before you get going. What are we doing about you want me to fix all this gibberish? Or do you want to move forward? No, you I can I can um I can deal with it. I mean I One thing one thing I do like the idea that nobody can understand them, but At the same time I hate I hate the thought of a reader like slowing down and just going What the frick is this because you can put more emphasis on Um, the fact that shame doesn't even understand them Because I feel like any or maybe I'm in the minority. I don't know but I just feel like The majority of people don't realize what you just said that that some of these people Have such a thick accent that you or accent that you like when I think of people who have thick accents That you can't understand it's like people from like Ireland like or scotland were the ones that have the real hardcore like Like what's that? Snatched that movie. Yeah, is that what it was called? Yeah, the uh, yeah. Yes. Uh, I know what you're talking about the the pikes Yeah, like stuff like that. Yeah the traveling Jamaicans In fact, I might even be a slur. I don't know anyways, but I never think of like americans Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, yeah, yeah Because I can't think of I can't think of another around a cajun state. They're talking english, too, but That shit is thick and Yes, yeah, but that's but isn't that lent from like Jamaica or something. No, it's it's well, it's french jama- it can be it can be both mostly it's french um that they get they get stuck on um, but i'm You google not google, but go to youtube and look at some thick Mainer accents like the the ones that were like born and raised or they're in the upcountry as they call it or out in the county Um, with basically it's all the unincorporated uh places those people that is just as That's it's thicker than um, then like southern folks because it's the way they drop the letters It's not like dropping the g off of anything i and g like southerners do it's yeah To some extent, um king does it in the audiobook for a bag of bones Because he narrates it and some of his stuff comes out i just It's just and some of them talk so quick. They just dropped it off and everything Yeah, I was like jfk jfk, but sped up and even worse It's it's ridiculous. But yeah going down to bahaba gets us out some lobster That's one of the ones it's like the one of the first things that the guy got stuck on when I came here Our car was totaled during the hurricane. So We had to go out looking for cars and that was one of the first tastes that we got of like the local vernacular We were down in tillman's corners, which is in mobile. It's a little suburb And we went out to this buy here pay here place another thing that i'd never seen before um Before moving out here the guy comes out and uh, uh, how y'all doing and we're like we're doing fine How are you doing you go god willing the creek don't rise and I think we're doing pretty good it's like What god willing the creek don't rise, you know flooding i'm like I was so confused, but it's god willing and the creek don't rise Which basically means we're doing all right As long as it doesn't flood. Yeah, and I still but I was I did I was you know At that time I was 15 I'd never heard people talk like that the closest I've ever heard anybody talk like that is like country music I had no No reference or whatever, but then you go from that up to main, you know a decade later if not more Um, and that was even harder to understand Because they some of them talk extremely slow and you can catch on but the ones that like the younger generation um Pumped in bunch into one dude who is asking me for pills trying to buy pills off of me And I couldn't understand what the fuck he was talking about. I had no pills, but he was looking for pills just a dude on the street um, and we when we were living in Maine we lived in a uh It's called cozy in which is a hotel place that sells weekly rooms. It's basically apartments that you pay weekly for um, and we were all the lowest of the low Um people you know end up living there at their absolute worst time and we were around drug dealers prostitutes all that stuff, but um Listening to someone especially when they're high they they can't they can't talk for shit Like there's not a single word you're going to catch out of any of that Did chad say what state living in bugle? I have no idea what you mean fun Did chad say what state? That I love that I live I live in michigan if that's what you mean I'm I think that's what boggle means. There's no talent with boggle. I love you boggle My new guitar will be here today chad You bought a guitar. Yeah about the one I told the one that you said that ugly one. Yeah Yeah, but I knew I knew it was destiny when you said it was ugly I knew it was destiny. I'm like I have to get it now because we don't agree on it Exactly because we don't agree on anything so I'm gonna fucking love it. Yes Fun or not Um, what what we can do. Well, there's only there's only four people in here now It's about to say what we can do is show people the section that I'm talking about But the only thing I will say is and and maybe you are in the minority Maybe you're not maybe more people than I realized But with the books that I write like that like a sound of broken ribs A couple of different ones where it's really heavy vernacular. Um, I get complimented on the dialogue So I I don't I don't know Yeah, new guitar day as soon as it gets in here. We're streaming. I'm gonna. Oh, I'm gonna open it on camera I was thinking maybe pennsylvania. I was gonna ask if that escape killer was close never Even if it wasn't boggle, that's not just something that you ask somebody. Hey, is that escape killer anywhere near you? Terrible boggle you're absolutely terrible. I'm gonna give Chad wouldn't bother me I'm gonna give Chad wicked anxiety. Just play along fucker. What the hell are you doing? You're supposed to you're my partner You're supposed to is there is is there an escaped killer in pennsylvania right now? I have no idea honestly I'm guessing boggle says so. No, I've got some good friends there. So hopefully uh Oh wait, hopefully what the finish that thought I don't know. Hopefully they're safe and hopefully hopefully they're safe I was like, why did my brain automatically go to hopefully they die? You know, hopefully they get they get murdered I don't know why that's the first place. I was like, what? Yeah, yeah, hopefully they'll give me a good story to Hopefully they'll give you a good story. Uh Good god yesterday morning is Escaped killer like they found a new serial killer or this is somebody that busted out of prison Is it the dude who literally like walked up the wall on his hands and feet like uh, they he went into like a breezeway I saw a video of this Guy went into a breezeway put his hands on the wall Then kicked his feet up behind him on the other wall and literally walked up the wall that way And that's how he escaped and he was just gone I played a video game where you'd had to do that and to break out of prison. Exactly. It's anyways, what was it? I know the game you're talking about It's the I think it was the uh, man. What was it called? It's a co-op. Yeah, I play with my wife two guys getting out of prison Yes, one's a russian and I can't remember what I know it's I know exactly what you're talking about I can even say it's not it takes two. That's a completely different right, right, right, right? That's um, we were playing that one too. It's a great way for like a couple to play together me and uh Me and shell used to play border no way out. Is that what it's called? No way out. That's it. That's exactly it. That is it Uh, I followed the live manhunts every good god Two weeks not bad. What's two weeks? They finally got him yesterday. Oh, okay. Yeah 15 days terrorizing a small community. Wow. Is that the one? Um, is that also the one that he found he broke in somewhere and found a gun? Michael school field In prison break. Yeah It boggles that the guy that found the gun like his last name was calico. He ain't they something like that Yeah, that's him. Okay. I know who you're talking about now. So dude broke out at prison Not only that but he ended up it was like the day or two later or something He broke into someone's house and stole a gun out of the house So then now not only is he on the run, but he he has a gun But i'm glad i'm glad they found him So he he didn't want his freedom. He just wanted to continue killing. I have no idea. No idea That's that's all i've gotten from it. That's a deep desire right there if that's true Oh, just to someone commented. I don't know this person don't know if they were trolling or whatever But I am kind of dark on here So, uh, the reason why I don't have my ring light on because I literally don't have room for it now I don't have anywhere that I can put it where you can actually shine on my face. So you you guys are getting shady e shade e instead of Instead of the bright faced Dude that you are used to they found him clutching the gun like he was just curled up in a ball in an alleyway like I love you gun but Clutching the gun I'm sorry. Every single time I hear clutching. I like and think of his clutching pearls He stabbed his ex-girlfriend almost 40 times in front of her. Oh, Jesus. Okay All right, then. Oh, that's uh That's something Where's Sam? Did you write anything else? Mr. Lutzki? Mr. Lutzki. No, because yeah, that's where I stopped Damn it. All right. I got to run to the restroom. I was hoping to wait for break, but it's No, I've only been I was only here 15 minutes I don't want to at least go in the restroom. I'll be back. He was laying under logs and woods He wanted in brazil for a murder too Here's an interesting video. I just saw I don't know if you can Click on that or if it's even showing up. Oh, it's not gonna uh, you might need to share your screen because um Oh, never mind. There it is. It's not gonna. Let me click it. Let me go over to youtube It's uh an audiobook narrator talking about the industry standard of the main accent and the real main accent and uh That's not it. It looks like a Matt Haines main accent. No, that's what in the hell. Oh, yeah, I'm going to the wrong thing Tim Yeah, Tim's sample is a uh is Insanely popular comedian in uh in main. There's another guy. I can't I can't think of his name, but uh, yeah, they do They definitely do more characters than uh And he's he's right. Um, but he's He's doing it slow I would think that that might depend on the person Oh, yeah, definitely. Um, you know, just like we don't we don't all Talk the same speed. Mm-hmm. Yeah Yeah Okay, um, I he he has there's a there's an issue. He's also dealing with class uh the The more affluent people talk like industry standard um, and Broke people talk more like the second one, but he's still not I don't know. Um, I got an issue with Hang on I mean, he's right about spending the days It's kind of like the word car in main has two syllables Cara He's not around many broke people. That's for sure. Well bar harbor is not It's more affluent Uh, there's a lot of there's the the comments are absolutely packed full of people from main too that Are giving input some are saying, you know, like depends on your the economy. Yeah, that's what I was talking about class Yeah, some are saying this nails it. I've been living here for, you know, two decades some, you know, I think it's Yeah, exactly. Like this one. It says it's not a thing amongst many younger manors Especially in southern Maine, but I can guarantee that accent is still around most of my uncles. Yeah, the older folks They're they're really they talk like industry standard. Also the affluent people Um, the the richer side of things talk more like industry standard and the broke people talk Kind of close. The thing is when you get to listening to them and they talk and they're talking fast like normal conversation that Ara That the r completely disappears from that from, you know, the you don't hear the r at all It's all ah, ah at the end when they're supposed to be in r So, I mean he's right, but again, like you're seeing down in the comments You know, there are people who are going to be like never heard that before in my life I've lived here all my life whatever and then you're going to have other people who are like, you know My family talks like this. I talk like that, you know, so on and so forth. That's the problem with vernacular though is that Everybody uses uses it differently. Like there's 18 different forms of like southern accent. You have texas. You have, uh, Alabama, florida, um, none of these people sound the same if you if you sit and really listen to them It's a completely different and it's all a slowed down version of the queen's english Which is funny. Um, because you know as much as they hate, you know, new england and and, uh, the uk it's if you Listen to the southern accent. You can hear the the british coming out in it But yeah, it's just slowed down slowed down british. Um Anyhow, am I missing something the only thing you got highlighted here is from a chubby guy down to gravy It was there anything else that you worked on or is that is that it because I don't see either yellow you read you read, uh The huge chunk that I had yesterday. This is this is mainly from uh Just before we logged off and then a little bit this morning. Okay Can't be playing world of warcraft or writing at the same time me. Sorry, obviously Obviously absolutely terrible of you who in the world, uh, plays so many video games. That just doesn't make any sense You're not getting anything done done. Mr. Lutz Blisky I still oh freaking, uh, jail mineheart a short story The deadline isn't two weeks Good luck, bro Righted this weekend. You got this More about living the life and having the essential Viking digs your hat Thank you viking. I dig it too. Uh, my wife does not Hahaha Looking like a stinking beach bum. What's wrong with you Chad? I bought two recently and I think she likes this one better. My other one has flaming pumpkins on it Oh, I want to see the flaming pumpkin. I want a flaming pumpkin hat. Let's see here She also doesn't like that sweet jacket that I have that everybody loves Ah, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and get my breakout of the way you come back and just jump into this So I'll see y'all in about 15 minutes Okay, the flaming pumpkins. Yes Right before they were smashed Both that was creepy as fuck Both of us just adjusted the same way. We went like this at the exact same time That was fucking weird, mr. Lutzky All right No, come on Oh fuck this happened Hang on You're hearing a car again No, I I was typing and all of a sudden I jumped down into the later chapter section and was typing there I'm also, uh, working on a concept that, um Shane is most comfortable around k because k doesn't talk So he's the one who's always talking and it's like he He says the most when he's around k like he's so comfortable because the guy doesn't say anything or whatever it is Or maybe it's because he's uncomfortable All the time You know talking to people. So when he finally meets someone, I don't know, but that's what i'm riffing off of with k Okay, we you mentioned, you know Someone coming along to being kind of like a sidekick or someone he can confide into or whatever Um And k might be partly that I don't I don't know where I'll see where this goes No, well, I uh Hmm does it go ahead It has nothing to do with writing. I was trying to my wife sent me a message and we're doing this, uh Every year we try to have a, um Halloween bingo party And um Where we just yeah, we just play bingo at my house and we invite separate just not not very even very many friends mostly just family and um It costs so much to like get in and they cost so much for each card bingo that we play and stuff and then um We always freaking lose but whatever it's just fun and then we try to turn into like a costume thing too and the year that I bought the Dog man from the shining behind me there That's what I was going to be that year and I was going to get the the full suit and everything and my wife was going to be the, uh The the other part of that scene that um Wear a suit or whatever. Yeah, and um, maybe we could take some pictures and then um So we're doing it this year, but I was going to get something else and the two masks that I Wanted to get our uh, I just checked and one of them has I've been wanting it It's a barlow mask from Salem's lot. Yeah, it looks exactly like Like perfect and it's a hundred dollars. It's fairly expensive for a mask, but Every time I go there I've been going to the website for the last couple years and every six months. I'll pop in and See if they still have it and every time I go to add it to my cart. I get an error So I I emailed the company finally and then so I was like, well screw it. I'll get the Luchio Fulci zombie Mask from trigger street studios. They're all sold out So that that's all it was just I was taking a break to to do get that worked out, but that's cool Honestly, the party is an excuse for me to to very very slowly up my mask collection, too Cool I'm working on this Yeah, I'm working on the scene with Man, I cannot remember these characters names. Sam. I gotta stop writing so many books at the same time Is that it Is that a fender jazz? No, it is a it is a Squire I bought it for my son my youngest um It's just a cheap guitar that I paid like 125 bucks for or something Uh Is it built like a is it built like a jazz bass though? No No, it's kind of looks like the impressive thing about it is that It is well, it's kind of small, but I bought it for him like years ago Wasn't even sure if he would be into that or not Um, so that's why I didn't want to spend very much money Because then I would be pissed if I spent $400 on a guitar and he's like, I don't want this I don't want to play this So, uh, yeah, I bought him that bass and it's up here because I was laying a Bass I I don't play bass um, I mean I could I could play bass better Somebody like niki six who's making millions doing it, but right. I get I mean we can all play better than niki six Let's face it. Yeah Yes, ride that e niki. Yep ride it But no, uh, I mean if you can play guitar you can play bass not like flea, but uh, you know you can play uh bass So I was laying a bass track down because I don't have the bass and I didn't want to use The uh electronic thing even though I recently bought a midi keyboard to do just that It's just I didn't want to mess around with it. I think it's no, that's mini precision. Never mind. Go ahead He but I'll tell you what man. I bought that. I can't remember if I bought it at guitar center or amazon But I had it shipped here Dude when that thing got here it was in tune Cool and it stayed in tune for months and months you barely ever have to tune it Uh, the only problem is when I was recording There's only one little pickup on here and uh the the low ends The low end drops out And the higher strings pick up so it's very uneven when you listen back to the track so I have to uh figure out either to get a new bass or Alter the going and tweak all the levels, which I really don't want to do but yeah He he uh Finally started playing it this year cool or last year. So I bought him an amp for Christmas too, but Oh, yeah, it's just I got you But yeah, it's it's pretty it's got a short neck. It's pretty it's fairly small It's cheap. It's definitely worth 125 bucks for a starter bass You got me over here on amazon looking for anya anya is the Uh, the brand of guitar that's coming in today got me over here on amazon seeing if they have a bass they do not But I was looking to see if they had a bass to go with the guitar Anya, huh? So does that mean you can only play new age? I knew the joke was coming eventually. I knew it was coming Hey, I like anya I know one song and it's the one that was always on mtv constantly what What's that? I can't remember the name of it. I'd know it if I heard it, but I can't remember the name of it. I hadn't even heard of shektor Um So my son my other my oldest boy brought bought one and brought it over and I was like, what what is this? And it played nice I was like, I never even heard of this company before Which is embarrassing because when I did research they've been around forever And I didn't know that so I bought one. Oh, yeah, I remember when they first came out. They were a Basically, they were popular specifically For seven strings And I think that's all they had at the beginning and then they came out with basses regular six strings then like Seven eight. Well, of course I had this the sevens but then they came out with eight and nine strings and All that stuff and they were always the cheap Cheap but quality so The only guitar I ever had that I really truly miss is my Jackson Kelly I was obsessed with that guitar It was extremely hard to play even though it had a nice cut In the bottom. It was extremely heavy My mom got it for me Because she got a she got her credit card She paid off or something like that and she's like, I want to get you something And then have you like pay for half of it you teach you You know responsibility or whatnot. So she got me a Kelly And I was huge into mega death at that time and uh marty freedman played a Kelly when he was with A mega death and that was my dream guitar. She got it was like, uh, $750. It was a sunburst purple So it was like black on the outside and then the inside like, well, you know what a sunburst purple is Anyways, but that's the color. Absolutely gorgeous guitar The only album I ever recorded was on that guitar and I ended up having to sell it because I Uh, I had it all the way up until 2005 when I hurt my back and workman's comp Of course is only 66 of your income. So I had to sell it to get a I it it it retained its value mom spent $750 on it at guitar center and I sold it for 615 Um, I believe it was craig's list or whatever the equivalent was back then In fact, it might have been something like an auto trader, but not auto. I think they're called around here. They're like bulletin Something anyways, there's a certain magazine around here. It's made out of recycled newspaper And I believe it's just called bulletin board. I don't know, but I think I sold it and that ended up getting 615 for it Which for a six-year-old guitar is pretty fucking good. Um I have a it's funny because I have a $600 martin acoustic in the house. It's only worth like 50 bucks now Um, so Jackson maintains its value, but nobody wants I've been trying to sell this acoustic guitar forever and nobody wants it Um, I was not aware that the mexican Martins were bad. Um, I just knew that martin was good and uh So they uh, but the the neck is not vowed It's just the way the guitar is built To where the strings are way too high up. I guess I could file down the whatever it's called. It's not the nut It's not the nut up here. It's the that little piece of plastic on an acoustic guitar down by the bridge I I guess so the bridge. Um I thought it was called something different though. Anyways, but uh, it's you could file you can file that down I guess I could go through that trouble, but i'm so worried about Destroying the guitar by working on the bridge I mean at this point I only even play it because the strings are so so high up Yeah, but it's that little piece of plastic is called something It's not just the bridge and I can't remember what it is. Um, because you you can order them just that piece Uh, I got I think I got four acoustics, but one of them only Four four or five, but only two of them are playable And the one that I play the most is just some generic thing that my wife bought it like a flea market um I've written Probably a hundred songs on that It doesn't even play all that great and if it gets humid here Something happens to the wood inside and um, it turns into a distortion It's very strange. I can't remember the name of it Bridge pins it's a little I can't remember what it's called. It's not the bridge because the bridge is the whole thing. Yeah The bridge is the entire thing and then you have the bridge pins Um, but that that piece is called something and I can't it's driving me nuts because I sound like I don't know what I'm talking about This is uh I got a sticker over the Is it a harmony? Oh, wow Yeah, it is harmony It's not it's not great and it's I think I got it in 93 three I think Yeah, but it does not play great. The action is kind of bad Yeah, the action on my martin is fucking horrible, dude. There's like half an inch Um at the 12th. Yeah at the 12th, uh, 12th fret that bad Well, mine mine is um and saddle. Thank you. It's a saddle. Thank you for the seat I know some people call it the seat too, but that little piece That was driving me nuts. Thank you viking constant y'all Yeah, I wish it was doing that distortion thing now. It would be kind of funny, but My grandson stuck a goldfish crackers in here Goldfish crackers. I thought it was a pick you lost in there because I lose I did too until I I thought it was adorable. I got them out of there and I was like, I gotta I gotta put these back in here That's great. So 20 years from now. That's fucking great, dude. You know what she should do Uh, well, I don't know just in case they get moldy or whatever if they if that happens You like dump them out and then get those little plastic fish and put a couple in there Just so you can remind yourself Probably be powder One day. Yeah I'll be back. I gotta go No problem, man I love talking music Probably more than anything else except for maybe horror movies Stop apologizing viking We are professionals. We don't get distracted for long Right, I uh, I wrote that scene and Fixed a couple spots that uh, you did something added just because of some minor changes I'll go up and read it here in a second That's take my next break when I come back to finish up. Alrighty I'll finish. I'll I'll read not finish up. I'm finishing up now finishing up the chapter I'm not entirely sure if I like it. I'll probably end up changing it tomorrow, but um I feel like I'm meandering so it definitely needs to give some purpose to this section And I that I'd hate to lose everything that I've written so far right 112 pages Okay, that's good enough I'll uh In the zone No, not really. Um, I don't like anything I wrote today, but uh, I'll I'll either fix it tomorrow or I'll figure out a way to make it work I got a this chapter him kind of like just trying to set up him taking over for the bumper cars um in uh in carless stead And I don't think I like any of it, but I'll either rework it or whatever, but Yeah, we got we got pages done Scroll up here to where you are when I get back from break. I'll read whatever you whatever you've done Yeah, all right Okay, I'll be back Enjoy your food or whatever you're doing over there in the darkness More sugar or they change the sugar to some healthier sugar Probably not any of the asbestos I'm good, I only had a bowl so the the other day we were Well, my wife was in Atlanta And I was I guess yesterday of course, she liked to eat seaweed but you had like that special cave that And I was like, you know what? I think I'm gonna have a and so I went in the fridge and I don't drink at all and the milk was office spoiled To dump the milk and then I never went out Oh, then yesterday I did go out And I bought uh, it was nice. I filled my wife's truck with gas and then I bought a gallon of it because A couple of days ago. That's wasn't it. I was gonna eat my cereal because my wife was talking about oh, I got it. We got it I got to get cereal I'm almost out of cereal And I said, you know what? Maybe I want cereal because I don't drink milk at all. I don't like cold milk I don't like to get glass of milk disgusting. I also have them. I don't think I'm lactose intolerant I just think my stomach does not like Milk at certain times. Do I can eat cheese? I can eat dairy no problem. Sometimes you drink that glass of milk Not good So I was like, you know what? I want cereal But I'm not going to go in. You don't want me to go shopping I was like, what cereal do you want? I was like, you know what? Last year I bought we were at Sam's Club or something and we bought the giant like And I showed her like the blueberry and the town chocolate and like the four different boxes And I barely ate any of it. I ended up giving it to my dog Because I just wasn't in the mood to eat cereal. I could go through things You know, I don't want town chocolate And then the first thing for some reason I hit them. I was like, cookie crisp. You know what? Probably a box of cookie crisp. So she did And when she showed it to me, I'm like, this is almost like hip Like the box was smaller. The box was way thinner And I literally made a bowl and I make like a giant like a normal size Bowl of cereal and that was half the box I'm like, I hope you didn't pay a lot for this because I'm getting two bowls of cereal Anyway, I was like, I could have my leftovers from the Food I made for lunch yesterday. But you know what? My wife's probably gonna work late tonight Because she was in Atlanta, so I will eat the leftovers Tonight while I'm Well, I'm gonna watch a show about I did not watch it The only kids here I generally still enjoy is 40 couples. Yeah, 40 couples is good Cocoa pebbles is also good for me. I didn't think of those though. I thought cookie crisp and I thought when's the last time I had cookie crisp, you know The thing is I never walked down the cereal. I never think if I am walking down the cereal All interesting What's my hat? I also last night for the book. I also made a giant glass of milk And I poured a shitload of chocolate syrup The curtsy syrup in it And that does not bother my stomach. I don't know why Those types of pastels are good. There's one with little chocolate pieces in it, which almost makes me choke Yeah, I know what you're talking about. So she's a real big fan of those Of those special tastes There's always at least a box Usually two and as she sees them on sales she'll buy like four And that's what she'll eat and then like she's making me all these big fancy Hello, french meals And then she's making she's definitely looking forward to going away next To uh, to Tampa with me so she does not have to cook for me. She didn't grow up even in Syria You're you're crazy grew up without you grew up in the jungles You're up in the manhole covered sewers of your city food for you for breakfast Like we didn't get we didn't get weedings. We didn't get Cheerios. We got like Something other those Shit, and I was like, this is not honey, not Cheerio. This is like Honey ooze or something, you know, and they came in a bag. They didn't even put them in a box We would eat a lot of that crap or we would eat something I made my brother be like, oh, these are supposed to be weedies. Oh, okay The chances that live in seo city battle creek michigan those not in the know they have telephoto general Okay, yeah, I've decided I'm uh, I'm gonna cut everything I wrote today But I'm gonna leave it because I'm gonna build off of it. Maybe use some of the stuff but uh If you get to the chapter the show must go on just Ignore it until I tell you I'm not okay Yeah, I dig it Oh I gotta go pick up my fucking c-pap on tuesday at one o'clock The sleep started to go. Oh fucking terrible. Um, were you able to sleep? Uh Do you have to go there into it? Yeah, I had they don't do home stuff Uh, I should have I should have pulled my disability card and been like, yeah, you're gonna have to come to me but it was it was It was fucking hell. I told the story on uh on stream last night, but uh, try to give you the uh The condensed version so I get in there and She's she's hooking me up um She's got it's it all started off with uh, I knew I was in trouble when She used plastic tape to secure the wires on my legs Um, when you're dealing with someone who has hair on their body You don't use plastic tape because when it comes off it feels like you're being fucking waxed You're supposed to use paper tape Um, and I I said, oh that's gonna hurt when it comes off She goes now you'll be fine and to hear me I know what plastic tape does to skin. In fact, if you use it on an older person like, you know 80s and 90s with thin skin. You can literally tear off the top layer of skin. That's how strong that glue is Um, and she's like, oh, you'll be fine. I didn't tell her about any of my medical knowledge or any of that stuff I was just like whatever so she gets done And um, I tell her, you know, I'm I'm gonna have problems sleeping So just you know, let me try and get to sleep on my own so on and so forth uh, but uh I'm fall every time I fell asleep I talk in my sleep, especially when I dream and shell's always telling me about the funny Should I say or that I'm just laughing in my sleep? So literally every time I start to doze off And I get into that, you know, like dream state where you know, you don't know you're asleep You still think you're awake kind of deal. I guess I was talking So she kept coming over the intercom and waking me up Saying, uh, what did you say mr. So-and-so? Of course, my real name Um, and I was like nothing Nothing, and um, it did I didn't even have the presence of mind because I was so tired to tell her that um that I talk in my sleep So she kept waking me up kept waking me up and then I don't know how long This went on I have no concept of time because there's no clock in there on purpose And I turned my phone off because I had very Little battery left. I usually charge my phone overnight But I couldn't do it there because I forgot my charger So I have no idea the time frame how long that I was supposedly asleep or awake or whatever But she finally comes in and she goes um, all right, we got to put this on you. So she puts the c-path on me And the it doesn't really I don't I don't guess it the seal She's like we got to have a good seal and I'm I'm thinking to myself How I have this beard they didn't tell me to shave So I'm like it probably won't get a good seal with the hair on my face and she said Oh, that doesn't matter. Here. I am. I know that it fucking matters. Um, but he's like, oh, that doesn't matter. So Um, she leaves me alone. I try to go back to sleep tossing. I'm turning I can't sleep Because I got this whole rig plus I got 30 wires coming at it every everywhere There's like 10 or 12 on my head and I stopped counting after 20. It's definitely at least 30, but Um, she got all this plus I had this wire going across my nose This little like triangle almost looks like a cowbell Underneath my nose. It's supposed to to Read my my breaths And then on top of that I have two a nasal cannula, which is basically the The oxygen tubes up in my nose So I can't breathe through my nose Um, every time I try to roll over onto my side or onto my stomach because I usually sleep on my stomach She's like, no, you have to sleep on your back. I'm like, I'm going to stop breathing if I sleep on my back I can't do that. Um, she's like, well, it's good. It's not going to read if you sleep on your stomach I'm like, okay, whatever. So already this is this thing is going to be skewed Because I'm I'm fat and if I lay on my back all the weight presses down and I can't breathe So I have to sleep on my stomach. So of course I have sleep apnea if I'm on my back But I never sleep on my back Um, anytime I have slept on my back shell will wake me up say you're snoring and I I roll over Um, because sometimes like especially with my gummy sometimes I'll fall asleep on my back. Um, just because I'm so exhausted But uh, I always end up rolling over and then I'm fine Um, so throughout the night Um, I don't once again I want I keep wanting to say like every 30 minutes or so because that's what it felt like But I was asleep. So I have no idea Um, I kept waking up Gasping and having and not being able to breathe and having to pull the mask off of myself and take big breaths And then she would come over the intercom and she'd be like, uh, mr. So-and-so you have to keep the mask on I'm like, I can't breathe I can't she's like I I understand but that's what the mask is for. It's like I am suffocating It is smothering me on top of that. I am sweating so much that the mask is just sliding all around my face She won't let me take the mask off to get a drink of water. So finally, uh, there's there's been several numerous times Like six times this has happened. So finally I said, can I get up and go to the bathroom? My tongue I I'm asking her if I can get some water up until that point too and she's like, no, you can't take the mask off My tongue is rock hard. It's so dried out. I can't feel it I'm losing like this and talking like this because I can't move my tongue It's just this rock hard dried hunk of meat in my mouth So I finally lied and said I had to go to the bathroom I go into the bathroom and as nasty as this is especially in a hospital setting I literally took the mask off put my face underneath the the faucet I would never do this normally, but I was dying of thirst and sucked water directly from the tap Hopefully they clean the fucking thing But I know from experience that things like that usually don't get clean. So I also have that stuck in my head now Um, I come back in there and I sit down and I'm and I tell her I was like You might as well just go ahead and disconnect me. There's no way I'm getting back to sleep now She goes she goes I I can't do that because if You don't stay here at least six hours your insurance isn't going to pay for it Um, I should have known as soon as she said the the tape on the legs won't let me drink All these things you're not going to get an accurate reading any of that stuff I should have just left But uh, it just kept on and then now the only time frame I know for certain is that She waited the very last time I snatched the mask off and I'm gasping feel like I'm dying She comes over the intercom and she goes are you ready to get up? Mr. So-and-so very flippin and aggravated. I'm like, yes Please I can't breathe with this thing on so she comes in and she's She's aggravated. You can tell she's she's pissed off at me. Um, I don't know what it is But she she's snatching things off through ripping the tape off of my leg Um, but when I find after all that she takes I mean, it's gotta be 30 45 minutes She's uh scrubbing the gunk off my head with alcohol All this stuff. She's cleaned me up Best she can and I'm supposed to go take a shower afterward also. Um, but uh, I turned on my phone When she's done takes my phone a couple minutes to boot up I look at it and at that time it was 503. She told me she was going to wake me up at 5 30 Um, so obviously she was just tired of me and wanted to get me out of there So later on yesterday Um that afternoon I get a phone call from them saying they have uh, they left a message because I was on a do not disturb and Saying that they had my sleep results So I call them back and the lady tells me okay, so the first Tried to sleep. You stopped breathing 82 times I'm sitting here. I'm like I stopped breathing 82 times. That's more than once a minute and somehow I still ended up dreaming about purple butterflies and a bunch of other stuff. No, this shit is making sense Then she says and then when you Uh, then when we put the CPAP on you you had a sleep rating of 10, which is perfect the problem with that is I was not sleeping perfect because I they have it on camera I I kept waking up and the lady was fussing at me about taking the mask off because I couldn't breathe in Anyways, all that I've done my research. The the pressure was too low That's the that's what I've gotten from the research is if you can't breathe with the mask on the pressure is too low And it needs to be up Um, you're supposed to be able to breathe through your nose But the mask she had me had me wear was so tight here. All I could do was breathe through my mouth. So my Whole mouth was dried out my still I still have a tickle right here in my throat um from all that and for three or four hours after I got done Um, I was coughing. I was having problems breathing. It was just absolutely fucking horrendous I thought I was dying all this stuff but I started doing research and Basically, she she didn't do anything that she was supposed to she was supposed to check the pressure She was supposed to make me come all different kinds of things that she didn't do Um, and I argued with the lady I was like how the hell is it that I slept perfectly when I was being When I was woken up numerous times having to gasp for breath She goes that was just that that was just your body getting used to it I was like these two things do not make sense together Either I slept perfectly all the way through the night at a sleep number of 10 or whatever the fuck you said or I was waking up gasping thinking I was dying One of those two things those two things do not go together And she was like, oh, it's just to be it's to be expected with this so on and so forth I'm like, whatever. So, uh, she's like, I'm gonna go ahead and send your c-pap over to pro health aid You can pick they'll call you and then you can go pick it up I'm like, no, don't worry about it. Um, I would literally rather die In my sleep of a heart attack then suffer like I suffered the other night And shell was on my side for it even though she knows she doesn't like the idea of me, you know dying She was like, you know, I kind of get it And then we got to talking about it after I got off the phone and she was like, how about you just you try it Maybe if they get it right, um, because I told her about all the research I did Maybe I was like, are you sure because it's a loud machine and you're gonna be Hearing me struggle all night to you know pulling on it tossing and turning and all that stuff. She goes I just I just want you healthy like, okay, so I call them back also my insurance wouldn't have covered Any of it unless I got the treatment that they prescribed which is the c-pap. So I decided, okay What I'll do is I will go and get the c-pap And then if I decide I can't do it if it is really as annoying as it was during the study Then what I'll do is I'll put it up on craigslist or something and just give it away to someone who actually Is going to use it kind of thing. So I got to go pick that up on tuesday, but yeah, they said uh, I have Horrible sleep apnea and I shouldn't be alive basically dang, um Which none of it makes any sense, dude It doesn't What I know medically about sleep apnea you do not dream because you can never enter you never get deep enough In the sleep to get to rea I dream all the time. It's very lucid but also like I said I sleep on my stomach And shell has been up In fact recently shell's been up playing starfield into the wee hours of the night And she said I breathe just fine, you know, I I have no problems. There's no gasping. There's no waking up You know, like I can't breathe any of that stuff. Um, she says every now and again, I'll snore but other than that I'm fine Which is complete opposite of what happened there. Um, but yeah, it was it was hours and hours of feeling like I was being smothered It was like torture and I don't I don't put that lightly. I'm not trying it's not hyperbole Exaggeration any of that stuff. I felt like I was dying I felt like they were torturing me to the point that my body was going to give out Um until finally she got pissed off and me it was like are you ready to get up mr. So-and-so. I'm like Yes, please come get me fuck But yeah, it was it was it was hell and I hope I never have to deal with that again But I probably will be I probably will Because I'll be tested like once a year to see if it's getting any better So I got it. I got to drop this weight. I got to do something because I'm not going to be on this fucking c-pad for the rest of my life On top of that I take gummies I you know I use weed to relax and for pain relief and to get to sleep at night and that drives your mouth out too So I they say they have they uh the lady on the phones that they have ones with humidifiers But they're not sure if my insurance will cover one within a humidifier So, uh, yeah, that's uh, that's where I'm at there Hey, I've never had a sleep study. I feel like I wouldn't be able to sleep at all Yeah, it's disgusting. I hated it and I'm still have I still feel like I have shit in my lungs I'm gonna highlight everything that I wrote today just so I can find it easier Big garish Red You can't really read it, but I don't want you reading it in any ways because all that's changing I refuse to go for any testing anymore. This is the worst one I've ever been too boggle It's uh, it was I was literally in fear for my life And they were just like, ah, you'll be fine. It'll be okay. And then that hefty ripping that tape off my legs, man I'm glad I I'm I'm glad my mother Drove into me never hit a woman because I I probably would have slapped the shit out of her I was that angry. I was like, I want to do violence upon you But it's whatever Twitch still hasn't updated Still says I only have 49 followers in the achievements list Hopefully that updates pretty soon because I want to get I can get some subs in Anyways, oh, I didn't know I could do that. I can click on your face up here and It takes me exactly where you are Oh, really? Yeah Nice. Yep takes me right to wherever your cursor is. That's cool Makes it easy I read all that you can if you're yeah, yeah, I just yeah, I figured that's what you were doing Oh Hoping this guitar gets here soon go live to do the unboxing Damn the whole box and everything 17.7 pounds I know I'm gonna have to get new uh new strings because nobody puts good strings on their guitars right out the gate Yeah, not usually I also don't know which kind of strings I need to get because it's labeled an acoustic electric So I don't know if I need to get I probably electric strings, but anyways Mm-hmm Uh one more day of writing Tomorrow I have to rewrite everything that I wrote to well not rewrite. I just have to Actually write the section that I need me to write part of the problem was is I forgot halfway through that we said we were going to uh Have him work the bumper cars now that Carla Now that Carla's been seized You just you hum the weirdest stuff man, you know like Wizard of Oz and that that french thing you're just doing Yeah Welcome to my life welcome to my confusing ass brain There's always something going on up here doesn't mean there it's anything good, but There's always something going on. All right, I'll send you the links for tomorrow Okay, all right guys. Well, I'm gonna go Uh keep your notifications on and handy because at some point in time I'm gonna go live today when my guitar gets here unless it gets here after the stream After uh not after I go live on twitch and then we'll have to do it tomorrow after this stream I don't know if I can wait that long. So if nothing else, I'll just show it off Because I'm gonna open it as soon as it gets here. Uh, I might just Cry off as soon as it gets here over on twitch and come over here and start streaming But anyways, uh, thank you all for joining us. I hope you all got some work done Uh Anything you want to say before we go chat. Nope. All right. So until next time enjoy your spaghetti dreams and all hell the chair